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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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harp1 Apprentice
harp1
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No egg suit on a man near Obama. Obama had on a gray suit in the dream and I was sitting there (no egg suit, I don't own one) and there was no wall to fall off of either haaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Susan

ps only money and ALOT of it

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happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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What is of importance this morning?

I've yet to see anything of importance posted here - that's why its good for laughs :lol:

Happy to see you on here, Susan. Stick around and make yourself at home!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Susan the harp lady!! Welcome! Um....that's it fer me. . .. . ...not bein' rude er nuttin', but I have this reputation around Psilly Newbies. . . . ...

From me bro

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

I have given this kind of fabulous list to students for pronunciation exercises....I just love'em. . . .....nothing better illustrates the oft complete unpredictability, the maddeningly nonsense, the constant flow of rule exceptions, within the English language. . . . .

:lol:

gaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Barnett Newman's overpriced, WACKL art and ensuing discussions caused the course of Em's whole LIFE to change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does it mean??????????????

Dear gawd.....'Tis true!!! :lol:

Oh! Hi there! More Obama dreams..........

I wanna have a dream about Obama. ..... . . ...but no egg suits......

And ESPECIALLY NO MR. DON'T BEE SUITS!! :o

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Afternoon Psillies! It should be mornin', cept I'm having some sort of meltdown today (a rather cold meltdown.....I'm freezing and can't get warm). Is there such a thing as a cold meltdown? Hmmmmmm.

Am lovin' the dream analysis, as well as that of the art world! Made up words and all! I suspect that the overly officious sounding words are used to give some sort of value to krap! If I really like this pyle of krap, I can convince mentally insecure egghead wannabees into believing it truly has a great lot of intellectual value.....especially if it's all meaningless babble that they can pretend to understand so that they can fool themselves into thinking that they are smarter than they are! :lol::lol: That's my theory, anyhow.

Hello Susan...it's nice to phinally meet you. I've seen you popping up here and there. Welcome to Psillyville. Have you met our Kurly Kween yet?

Manda......so glad that you are lovin your new home! Sounds like a great place for you to be.....you actually lucked into nice neighbors, too! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Greetings Sillies! :D

Hi Susan, welcome to our lil' ville :)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Pieterrr the omnipresent, omniscient Orakle it too tired to dispense his timeless wisdom! :o:o Whatever will we all do? Get rested Pieterr, you are kneaded!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Pieterrr the omnipresent, omniscient Orakle it too tired to dispense his timeless wisdom! :o:o Whatever will we all do? Get rested Pieterr, you are kneaded!

Hee! Most sillie, Ter-essa! :D

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Forgot to say a big helloooooo to Amanda! So happy to hear things are falling into place, and that your house already feels like your home! :)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Gotta love Upstate New York:

Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Upstate NY. It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country.

Oct. 14 - Upstate New York is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the

shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they

must be the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise.

Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in New York . I hope it snows soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is magnificent. It looks like a postcard.

We went out and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go

out and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place.. Nature in harmony. I love it here!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night.. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow!

Dec. 21 - More of that white poop coming down. I've got blisters on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Arsehole.

Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-birtch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap??

Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Thanksgiving.. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10 inches is??

Jan. 1 -

Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the sheethead actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food and a godd**n deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the barstard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you ask me.

Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the frontyard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old piece of sh*t into fireplace wood when I had the chance.

May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that d**n salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow sht.

May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in God-forsaken Upstate New York.

:D:D A little winter humor for y'all. And no, I don't miss NY!!! :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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May 10 - I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in God-forsaken Upstate New York.

:lol::lol: Or even further north..........

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

And speaking of baffling pronunciation anomalies in English, why do none of these words rhyme with any of the others?

bough

rough

through

trough

:o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
And speaking of baffling pronunciation anomalies in English, why do none of these words rhyme with any of the others?

bough

rough

through

trough

:o

:lol:

:huh:

I know, 'tis that wicked Germanic, isn't it? I dunno..............

very manchester here at work today, Sills :mellow:

more later

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
And speaking of baffling pronunciation anomalies in English, why do none of these words rhyme with any of the others?

bough

rough

through

trough

:o

Ya forgot "though"....... ;):lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

POeter, that martini in yer av looks SO delish .....I have not had a vodka martini in....maybe ever. .. . . . . ...but they always look so yummy and so refined.. . .

Dunno if I could pull it off. . . . ..

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Ya forgot "though"....... ;):lol:

I knew there was one missing, but I couldn't come up with it for the life of me.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Um, POeter.......check thy post count. .. .. ... . .

:unsure::unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Um, POeter.......check thy post count. .. .. ... . .

:unsure::unsure:

Zoiks!!! Start drinking those martinis NOW!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily, how's yer Pa doin' today??

Peter . . . duck . . . or llama llama duck or something like that.

Hi new Susan. You may not know this, but Emily is on her best behavioUr and really restraining herself from saying something inappropriate and scaring you off. Have you been reading along for very long?

. . . and hello to everyone else . . . have no phunny to share . . . seems to be phrozen solid at the moment.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

My funny ran off this morning and hasn't been back since. I feel like I'm catching cold, I've done that a few times this season and beaten it off before it gets me every time. Kinda nice. Hope I beat it off this time.

(heehheee)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hi new Susan. You may not know this, but Emily is on her best behavioUr and really restraining herself from saying something inappropriate and scaring you off. Have you been reading along for very long?

:lol::lol: OMG..........I can just imagine Susan's reaction to this..... . . ."Good lord. . .. . ...who is this Emily person? What is she capable of?? Dunno if I wanna stick around here - - should probably do a read of her posts from way back"..........

Susan Harpy Lady!! You must stick around.. . . . . .. . .....we'll see if we can get POeter to post the superb picture of his balls again - - something ALL new Psillies should see.......

:huh::lol:

Emily, how's yer Pa doin' today??

Thanks fer askin'. . . . . :) . .. . . . he is a little better. Still very weak, but totally with it, now. We wait to hear what they will do, if anything, about those stones... . .. . ..

So, today, while he was sitting in the chair beside his hospital bed, we were chatting about his early days as a radio announcer. He suddenly said, "It was the craziest thing. . . . .. . . ..... .. Any time I ever walked under a bridge, no one could hear me talk".

:rolleyes:

My funny ran off this morning and hasn't been back since. I feel like I'm catching cold, I've done that a few times this season and beaten it off before it gets me every time. Kinda nice. Hope I beat it off this time.

Bunnie!! Your funny is missing. . . . . .. .well, I must tell you one of the things that my dad said a couple of days ago, when he was still a little out of it. Lying in the hospital bed, he turned his head to me and asked, "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown, too?"

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
So, today, while he was sitting in the chair beside his hospital bed, we were chatting about his early days as a radio announcer. He suddenly said, "It was the craziest thing. . . . .. . . ..... .. Any time I ever walked under a bridge, no one could hear me talk".

I wanna hang around wif yer dad :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Lying in the hospital bed, he turned his head to me and asked, "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown, too?"

:lol:

*snort* :lol: :lol: has HE got Bunnie's Phunnie?????????????

he sounds splendid, yes, I also want to hang out with him.......tell him the Sillies are crashing his hospital room :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
......tell him the Sillies are crashing his hospital room :lol:

:D:lol: Now that would be a scream.........think we would be thrown out. . . ..

OMG, that actually is a little sick, that drowning synchronized swimmer query. . .. . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Bunnie has no funny and is beating off (the cold) :huh:

PeOter is llama llama ducking the big 2000 :o

Janet's Darn funny is frozen :angry:

Laura is Happy(girl) to see Susan :)

Em has a reputation :o .....you're the one who said it, Em

Teresa is melting and freezing :unsure:

Amanda still has no Janet DSL :angry:

Tom only poops(in) at night? :ph34r:

Jess can't wait to check her weight to see if she weighs way more than whey :wacko: .........anyone else wanna try? :D

Suzie still needs the answer to what does it mean?????? :rolleyes:

Patti wants to hang wif Em's Dad........does Mark know? :lol:

Nikki is.........where is Nikki? :unsure:

.......and Bev??.......Judy??.......Julie???.......who said they could have a life? :angry:

.......and harpy Susan does blue charts?......hmmmmm..... <_<

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