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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

congrats patti

busy times ahead.

hi all

judy


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harp1 Apprentice

My star maagnolia tree/bush is the first thing to bloom here in Atl.. Hi sillies! Susan

Jestgar Rising Star
Spectacular.. . . . . . . that or paprika. .....this would add a nice browning coloUr to yer face, much like a self-tanner, methinks. .. . . ...

:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the crabapple. Would it look like that at your house? At my house it would look like Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
My star maagnolia tree/bush is the first thing to bloom here in Atl.. Hi sillies! Susan

Hi Susan :D

Your magnolia tree sounds beautiful! When we lived in Atlanta, we had several Bradford Pear trees and I loved it when they would bloom in the spring. Spring in Atlanta is incredible! :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hi psillies!!!!! :D <whispering>

I am hoarse from screaming fits with devil child :rolleyes:

EVIL TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<must warn Amanda!!!! :lol: >

We've decided to rent for 6 months to give ourselves time to find not only the right house, but the right area since I've never been there and Mark has so far only spent 24 hours there. ;)

Wise move P

jerseyangel Proficient
JESS!! Maybe you should add chilli powder to your facial scrub for that extra fresh tingley feeling!!!! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Take care o'yer throat, Nik :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear gawd!

:o

first of all, I couldn't find you. Yup, am at work, no cookies here (on computer or otherwise) :lol: and - if you go to c.com, there is no longer any link to this PHORUM!!!!!!! (check me, I may be wrong)

IT WAS SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to go to a pm in my hotmail to find you guys :unsure:

WHAT IN HELL????

second - I have't read anything and am so behind (saw Patti's av, LOVE IT :lol: )

and - high stress at work - we are finalizing a $3 million grant to send to Senator Feinstein :unsure:

:huh::o

stress........tension.........arguments :lol:

HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub: bye sills, back later ;)


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hang in there Susie---I too feel your pain of being @ work.....and I am all out of my glutino strawberry sugar wafer cookies! Tis an absolute sin I tell ya!

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Judy!!!!

My star maagnolia tree/bush is the first thing to bloom here in Atl.. Hi sillies! Susan

Magnolias, be still my beating heart!! I love magnolias :wub:

I actually had lilac bushes everywhere that I loved, not the Japanese lilac tree (looks a little different, but still quite beautiful)

After seieng the pics I am also partial to the crabapple tree, it's stunning!!

psawyer Proficient
If you go to c.com, there is no longer any link to this PHORUM!!!!!!! (check me, I may be wrong)

On the main page at celiac.com, under the big title there is a row of buttons. The third one from the left is labeled "Forum / Board" and brings you to the home page here.

Green12 Enthusiast

Patti love the avatar!!! YEE HAW, Texas or bust!!! :lol:

I am hoarse from screaming fits with devil child :rolleyes:

EVIL TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<must warn Amanda!!!! :lol: >

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear........ :(

Hugs Nikki :)

first of all, I couldn't find you. Yup, am at work, no cookies here (on computer or otherwise) :lol: and - if you go to c.com, there is no longer any link to this PHORUM!!!!!!! (check me, I may be wrong)

IT WAS SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to go to a pm in my hotmail to find you guys :unsure:

That was close, almost a phorumless abyss fer ya at work. Hang in there with the stress :)

.and I am all out of my glutino strawberry sugar wafer cookies! Tis an absolute sin I tell ya!

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Amanda, are those glutino wafer cookies delish? I've never bought them and in order for me to cheat on my diabetic regimen wif something, it has gotta be worth it. They're also, like every other freakin' gluten-free biscuit, cracker or cookie, expensive.

What say you? Worth the blood sugar and monetary spike? :rolleyes:

Great av, Pahtee.. . . .I still cannot believe that you guys are really moving. . .. .....just thinkin' of how much farther I'll have to go now to meet up with you . .. . . .

Okay! I think it's the crabapple. They grow very well around here, and the pink is SO beautiful. . . .....

...And I can make jams, jellies, preserves. . . . . .

Not.

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear gawd!

Dear gawd from me too! I have a new laptop (Mark's taking this one wif him) and I can't log in here on it :angry: I get to celiac.com just fine, I logged in and got the message that I've logged in as "jerseyangel", but when the page comes up I'm not logged in :(

PeOter, do you know what's up? Soozle and I are phloating around in parallel phorm-less vacuums :o

Great av, Pahtee.. . . .I still cannot believe that you guys are really moving. . .. .....just thinkin' of how much farther I'll have to go now to meet up with you . .. . . .

I still can't quite believe it either :lol:

Look at it this way--you've already been to PA, the next time you come down to the states you need to see the great southwest :P Tell Jack that he has a place in Texas now ;):D

I have to say, quite honestly, that meeting you and your family last summer was one of the very best things that happened whilst living here :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
IT WAS SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to go to a pm in my hotmail to find you guys :unsure:

SKIRD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! :o

stress........tension.........arguments

My house or your workplace??? :lol:

PeOter, do you know what's up? Soozle and I are phloating around in parallel phorm-less vacuums :o

More skird!!!!! :o

Em's NOT making jam <_<

elye Community Regular
I have to say, quite honestly, that meeting you and your family last summer was one of the very best things that happened whilst living here :)

Me, too, Patti!! It was certainly the absolute BEST thing about that whole NYC/Philly trip for me, no question....and that includes Times Square, Broadway, Empire State, Central Park, Elfrith's Alley... .. .bah, everything!! :wub::)

...Wonder how long a drive it is from here to Texas?. . . ....Florida is two solid days .....

POeter?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
On the main page at celiac.com, under the big title there is a row of buttons. The third one from the left is labeled "Forum / Board" and brings you to the home page here.

:huh: but why? what in hell? it used to say - FORUM, that's how I found this place three years ago (last month, 'twas me three-year g f anniversary!) - - now I would NEVER find you guys if I had to just use a stinkin' BUTTON??????????????? :blink: How can other peeps find us?

or - is that the idea? :lol: Skaught doesn't want any newbies to the site? :lol:

Amanda, are those glutino wafer cookies delish? I've never bought them and in order for me to cheat on my diabetic regimen wif something, it has gotta be worth it. They're also, like every other freakin' gluten-free biscuit, cracker or cookie, expensive.

What say you? Worth the blood sugar and monetary spike? :rolleyes:

oh my gawd!!! do they make you RICHER? :lol: :lol:

Um - sills - what's all this talk of magnolias and crabapples? :blink: I am in a horrible grant-writing universe <_< You know how I love me trees - will go back and re-read later!

bye sills..........

NIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fighting with devil child - GAH! Bring him into our office - I'll set him straight (Shane and I, yelling at each other today - it will all be better when this BLOODY grant is done)

POOP COW! Soozle's cranky

:angry:

(menses due today)

jerseyangel Proficient
Me, too, Patti!! It was certainly the absolute BEST thing about that whole NYC/Philly trip for me, no question....and that includes Times Square, Broadway, Empire State, Central Park, Elfrith's Alley... .. .bah, everything!! :wub::)

...Wonder how long a drive it is from here to Texas?. . . ....Florida is two solid days .....

POeter?

I Mapquested it--

Total Estimated Time: 29 hours 19 minutes

Total Estimated Distance: 1821.22 miles

So when can we expect you? :P

Our drive is going to be 24 hours--we plan to do it in 2 days.

elye Community Regular
I Mapquested it--

Total Estimated Time: 29 hours 19 minutes

Total Estimated Distance: 1821.22 miles

Holy crap.. . . . . . . :o That's a LOT of movies in the portable DVD. But wif one o' them, anything is possible .. . . ...!!

psawyer Proficient
Dear gawd from me too! I have a new laptop (Mark's taking this one wif him) and I can't log in here on it :angry: I get to celiac.com just fine, I logged in and got the message that I've logged in as "jerseyangel", but when the page comes up I'm not logged in :(

PeOter, do you know what's up?

That is what you would see if the cookies were blocked. You need to allow celiac.com to set cookies. The particular one in question is called forums_member_id and its value is your member number.

If you need help, I will try to provide specifics. What browser do you use?

flourgirl Apprentice

Fer me psillie pet owners :lol::lol:

The following should be posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children !

Hope all is well in Psillieville

jerseyangel Proficient
That is what you would see if the cookies were blocked. You need to allow celiac.com to set cookies. The particular one in question is called forums_member_id and its value is your member number.

If you need help, I will try to provide specifics. What browser do you use?

:blink:

I pheel like such a dope :lol:

Ok--I have Internet Explorer (is that a browser?) I also went to the main page and hit "delete cookies set by this board"--should I not have done that?

elye Community Regular
I also went to the main page and hit "delete cookies set by this board"--should I not have done that?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh .. . .. ......<sirens blaring, spotlights searching> . .. . . . . . . ......dooooon't think ya shoulda done that, Paaaaaateigh . . .. . . .

:lol::rolleyes:

Tareeeeesuh! :lol: My dogs are perpendicular king-sized bed-hoarders. . . . . .'tis quite ridiculous, and hilarious at the same time. . . . . . . . gah. . ...

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
:blink:

I pheel like such a dope :lol:

Ok--I have Internet Explorer (is that a browser?) I also went to the main page and hit "delete cookies set by this board"--should I not have done that?

Among other things, that will log you off.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Holy crap.. . . . . . . :o That's a LOT of movies in the portable DVD. But wif one o' them, anything is possible .. . . ...!!

2DAYS driving!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes my 14 hour jaunt to Scotland seem but a mere 'poop in' :lol:

Fer me psillie pet owners :lol::lol:

ALL EXCELLENT and true points!! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

PeOter and Patteigh.....you're confusing the little blue google smurfs! :lol:

SmartforLife

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