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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Must be something wrong with me that I don't generally notice thumbs, tho! :lol::lol:

I HAVE heard that there is a correlation regarding the size of hands and feet. I assume it's about the same sort of thing.

You mean you haven't seen PeOter's thumb? :rolleyes:

I guess you weren't here when the Ripper, with his book of medical facts, informed us that a man's thumb his half the size of his...........hey!......why is there no cute nickname for that, like Josie or va-jay-jay?

I know!!!! That's what we can use 'Hans' for! :D

Taaawwwmm's eye?.....hmmmmmm.......how can we not notice.....am a bit suspicious of why we can only see the one........what is he trying to hide? :unsure::lol:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hans Alert = code for extreme hubba hubba....too good to care about the thumbs? :lol::lol::lol:

...........I think I like that better! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I guess you weren't here when the Ripper, with his book of medical facts, informed us that a man's thumb his half the size of his...........hey!......why is there no cute nickname for that, like Josie or va-jay-jay?

.....Hell, it's called a PENIS.....no further nicknames needed. It don't get any better than that.. . . . . . ..

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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.....Hell, it's called a PENIS.....no further nicknames needed. It don't get any better than that.. . . . . . ..

:lol::lol:

Well, actually, there are a couple of standard male names that are used, but they're rather boring..........sorry PeOter :ph34r:

We need something more..........I dunno.........fun? cute?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Helllooooo!!!!!!!!.....Where is everybody?

Wow.......who woulda thunk talking about snotrags would be more popular than penis nicknames? :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well, actually, there are a couple of standard male names that are used, but they're rather boring..........sorry PeOter :ph34r:

We need something more..........I dunno.........fun? cute?

Here is the list that I copied down while we were visiting DH's old Aunt Peg in the English countryside two summers ago. She found it imperative to give me every euphemism for PENIS that she had ever heard, or made up:

Horn o' Plenty

Flying Scotsman

Horizontal Henry

Naughty Nureyev

Tower of Babel

Jolly Roger

Indian rope trick

Piddle-me-ree

The Little Gentleman

:lol::lol:

Quite a lady, Aunt Peg. . . . . . ...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Helllooooo!!!!!!!!.....Where is everybody?

Wow.......who woulda thunk talking about snotrags would be more popular than penis nicknames? :huh:

Little friend?

Angus? (Where's the beef?!)

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psawyer
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Hmm. I probably don't know dick about what you ladies are discussing. I once used a calculator made by Wang. I posted a picture of my tool some time back--remember? I don't just want to post thoughts here willy-nilly, but our bird feeder is mounted on top of a pole on the deck. I don't know if I can keep this up, but there might be more if I poke around. I pheel a bit like a little boy here. :ph34r::blink::lol:

Stick around.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hmm. I probably don't know dick about what you ladies are discussing. I once used a calculator made by Wang. I posted a picture of my tool some time back--remember? I don't just want to post thoughts here willy-nilly, but our bird feeder is mounted on top of a pole on the deck. I don't know if I can keep this up, but there might be more if I poke around. I pheel a bit like a little boy here. :ph34r::blink::lol:

Stick around.

:lol: :lol: Peter :lol: :lol:

You've really pricked my interest! Who knew a hunt-and-pecker could type so fast? It's like your hard on the trail of some funny stuff, and once you've cocked your pistol. you've gotta shoot...

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hmm. I probably don't know dick about what you ladies are discussing. I once used a calculator made by Wang. I posted a picture of my tool some time back--remember? I don't just want to post thoughts here willy-nilly, but our bird feeder is mounted on top of a pole on the deck. I don't know if I can keep this up, but there might be more if I poke around. I pheel a bit like a little boy here. :ph34r::blink::lol:

Stick around.

You've really pricked my interest! Who knew a hunt-and-pecker could type so fast? It's like your hard on the trail of some funny stuff, and once you've cocked your pistol. you've gotta shoot...

Aaaahhhhh yes........they're all coming back to me now!......Psilly me! :P......I'm really not as naive as that sounded :rolleyes:

But I was looking for something more..............unique to Psillyville...........Those are all 'been-there-done-that' :rolleyes:

Perhaps I should've rephrased my question to...Why don't we have a cute nickname for penis.

We have Sven and Edna........nice couple, although they can be annoying at times...........and Josie and....?.......

Now Aunt Peg's list is............. :blink:..............different :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Now Aunt Peg's list is............. :blink:..............different :lol:

'Horn O Plenty'?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D'you know the chinese call it the jade stem? Jade is the 'Stone of Heaven'. Somewhat egotistical, I always thought. But HornOPlenty definitely wins that contest!! HEeeheee!!!

We just call them 'him' and 'her'. There's always mini-Hans. Or Mr Thumb. How bout gumby? I always thought he was rather phallic. Or Washington Monument! There's a double entendre for ya.

Oh, Lisa, I just pulled my av because my bf decided he didn't like the idea of my face all over the board with the crazy people who've been popping up lately. (not you guys, the scary ones.)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leeezah! We are supposed to get the wind when you're done with it! It's not here yet. I went outside 15 minutes ago, noticing a nice, warm breeze, and thinking the rain's gotta be a wayz away yet becoz there is lots of clear skie. Heck, suddenly it's pouring out there! I expect your wind will be here shortly.

Shutting down for the night....high wind coming directly from Kansas. Wonder if I'll hear Dorathy and Toto on their way through :P

Hang on tight, Tuh-re-suh!.....It's a doozie! :o

Hey.......where's Jan-knit? :huh: ............Gian-nit!!!!!!...........she might be heading your way, Reesee! :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well now.....yesterday it was breakfast wif mucous, and now today it's Tony the One-Eyed Trouser Trout and Mr. Johnson :lol:

I never know quite what I'm gonna wake up to anymore :P:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mornin', Penis People! :lol::lol:

.. . . Whoa....what a sci-fi flick THAT would make.......I'm certain it's been done, but won no Oscars. . . . ...

Yes, I am quite partial to Horn o' Plenty... . . ..HOP fer short.

Now, trying to steer the conversation into a long discussion where we can practice using our new euphemism, I've gone blank.

SO. . . . .....um.. ... :unsure: ... .. ...everyone who has a horn o' plenty, here. . . ......uh .. ..... .. how is it doing?

:huh:

:huh:

:lol:

All right, I twisted me ankle yesterday. It was already compromised from running, but this really did it in... . .. . . ice and heat. .. ....I will head onto the elliptical trainer for the next couple of workouts. NEED GREAT NEW MUSIC for me mp3!! With a fast, pounding dance beat. Anyone got suggestions?

This, unfortunately, is just too slow:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Morning all . . . walked the yard this morning to see if we had any damage and picked up a few items and returned them to their rightful places. Freaky winds last night . . . kept me up/woke me up often.

Last night I realized it was Valentine's Day Parties at the Preschool . . . and I forgot that I should probably give each of the kiddos a valentine. Dropped Smackl off at Tae Kwon Do and took Skeeter wif me in search of valentines . . . Wow - not much to pick from this late in the day. First store only had Hanna Montana and High School Musical stuff. I didn't think the 2 & 3 year olds would go for it. Second store I found some puppies and kittehs - much better.

Ended up taking the kids out for Ice Cream at Maggie Moo's . . . Skeeter had a rough day at the orthodontist and he gave her a gift cert that expired in 2 months so we had to use it the same day :huh: :wackl: :blink: She's still sore this morning and only wanted soft foods in her lunch.

All right . . . off to work . . . continue wif your penile talk . . . sorry I don't have anything to contribute, I'll try harder when I get home.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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All right, I twisted me ankle yesterday. It was already compromised from running, but this really did it in... . .. . . ice and heat. .. ....I will head onto the elliptical trainer for the next couple of workouts.

uh...Em...?

Twisted ankle means Barca-lounger and grudgingly helpful children devoted servants...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It was really windy here early this morning--seems to have slowed down finally. Unfortunately, it blew all the nice warm air out <_<

<sigh>....putting the sandals back in the closet fer now.......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Wow---Sillies I am so surprised my house didn't land in OZ overnight- those winds are bad! My poor brick house was even shaking! Our power was flickering. My wind chimes fell down after I spent almost an hour untangling them the other day so I could hang them. My lady bug sandbox blew off the porch. The trash cans stayed put.

So now it is work time! Yea

Good news I am only here for 1/2 a day- I need to be home so the Comcast guy can go and turn the phone service on.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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All right . . . off to work . . . continue wif your penile talk . . . sorry I don't have anything to contribute, I'll try harder when I get home.

:o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:o

Shocked, are we, Mr. Wang :lol::lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Still very windy here! High wind warnings for us until tomorrow morning (?). Several times last night I thought freight trains were blowing by! Good news is no Celiac Psillies have blown in from out of town...bad news, I saw a couple of tractor trailors jacknifed and off the highway this morning! Scary! I had to pass a few trailors because they were going so slow...and swaying back and forth. Not my idea of a good time!

Hmmmmm let's see...I don't know very many niknames...but as I think about it some come to mind....Stiffie....Woody....Johnson (who the heck ever came up wif that?)...hairless mouse....monkey....I'll bet most males have their own personal pet name.....<smirkface>....dong, schlong....(guess I know more than I thought I did!)...rod...harry....dick and the boys....

Maybe we need to do a survey all of the males here......and ...what do you call yours? :P

The pet names for veejay reminded me of my youngest sister when we were little. Every once in a while coming home in the car, mom would take us around the block (this block being about 5 miles, as we lived in the sticks), because there was a series of hills that my mom called "thank you mums". I guess it was like a rollercoaster for us. This is back in the day before seatbelts, and we often rode standing in the seats.....My little sister (probably 3 or 4) would giggle and tell mom it tickled her China! :lol: She was such a cutie.....still is for that matter. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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SILLIES!!!!!!!!! a mere poop-in - - I am late for work and not caught up but - -

I NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD you all to watch what I saw last night on Dave Letterman

:lol:

:huh:

:mellow:

:blink:

:wacko:

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what in hell has happened to Joaquin? during part of the interview, he took out his gum and stuck it under Dave's desk :blink:

:lol:

more later

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol: :lol:

"...and Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight"

*snooooooort* :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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uh...Em...?

Twisted ankle means Barca-lounger and grudgingly helpful children devoted servants...

Ohhhhhhh, yyyyyesssssss. . . . .....gad, if only .. . . .... :rolleyes:

Wow---Sillies I am so surprised my house didn't land in OZ overnight-

:lol: Keep an eye out fer phunny li'l people rising from the foliage. . . . ...

....(guess I know more than I thought I did!)...rod...harry....dick and the boys....

:lol: Yes, yes! I suddenly remember another one from my teen years.....Dick and the Twins. . . ..... :lol:

Um, of late DH has been referring to his as The Stimulus Package. . .. . ....

:lol::lol::ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: :lol:

"...and Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight"

*snooooooort* :lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw that too. He claims, evidently, that he's done with acting. Gotta love how Dave handled it :lol:

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