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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

:lol::lol:


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flourgirl Apprentice
We should add to the Official Text Warning at the top of each Psillyville page that this can happen anywhere, not just in front of one's computer, as it does with me when I'm thinking about some hilarious thang a Psilly has said that morning, and I'm lined up at the ATM machine, or during my physical, or sitting at our old neighboUr's funeral last fall (funerals are particularly dangerous, and should get special mention). . . . ....

:rolleyes::lol:

I wanna kitteh that does this! :wub: My two cats are lovely, but no longer fun in that crazed way that kittens are...... .. ..

Gad. No more cats. No more cats. Must keep reppeating this. . . . ..

Tareeeeseee! You need a kitteh!! Actually, we don't know yer pet situation, do we? Are you a dog person? Gad, you'd best be 'round here. . . .. .....

:D

Yeah....I catch myself mentally re-running posts from here and smirking. I can see where phunerals would be a bad place to do that :D

You probably could tell that I love animals of ALL kinds. Used to be in love with the idea of having a BIIIIG CAT!!! A sleek panther.....white tiger.....

I have had several dogs over the years. My house in NY somehow got to be a "dropoff" point for animals.....or they somehow knew to show up on my porch. Acquired several dogs and cats that way. I have ALWAYS had cats...for as long as I can remember. After Hubby and I started living together, we only had one old cat...and when she passed hubby didn't want any more pets. Partly for reasons that "someday" we'd be doing more traveling, and partly because some of his family members are severly allergic. Now we are petless, and family can come to stay and visit. Sometimes it's ok, but I very often miss them.

ANYWAY....I've been over in Da BOOK playing. I need to go back and continue to view photos. I've started some albums too.

flourgirl Apprentice

GJiannet....I didn't say thanks for looking up that post (dropping the kids off at the pool ...aaaaaaahahahaaha). I KNOW why others don't look things up.....THEY know that you will go ahead and do it. I've seen this happen several times here.....someone mentions something....someone else picks up on it....they wait 'till you jump in and dig up the appropriate spot! :lol::lol: It's human nature to take advantage sometimes......not out of laziness or meanness...it just happens. ;)

Good luck decorating your muffins with cat bits! Watch out for any stray hairballs.

elye Community Regular

Tareeeeesuh!! Some of your in-laws are severely allergic!! C'mon, girl, get yerself a couple of persian cats and a English sheepdog!! Oops... . . well, if MY in-laws were constantly visiting, 'twould be my early acquisitions. . . . . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily . . . love your wannababey photo . . . sure hadd me fooled for a sec until I read the caption . . . :lol:

Do you know that gorjuss baby or did you just steal it from somewheres??

flourgirl Apprentice
Emily . . . love your wannababey photo . . . sure hadd me fooled for a sec until I read the caption . . . :lol:

Do you know that gorjuss baby or did you just steal it from somewheres??

Me, too! I was ready to comment on your eyes! :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Tis a beautiphil baby, Em.....do you know her? :lol:


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Why would they even attempt to continue this legacy without the Great Bob?? I like Drew Carey, but c'mon, he is NO BOB BARKER.

I need to start a movement er sumfin .. . . . ...

Start a group on da book!

I was all set to invite myself over, til you got to the edible cat bits. Where in heaven's name are you going to find purring peanuts?? :o

:lol::lol:

In the garbage at Nikki's vet??? . . . but not edible . . . at least by me.

:lol: Sprinkle some sugar on 'em!!

Did I mention how chuffed I am with me new (to me) dishwasher for a tenner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <sorry if I'm boring y'all!>.....boy did they get a glowing feedback!! :lol:

Thank gaaaawd the kids are back to school Monday........... I need to watch daytime TV in peace!!! :lol:

THEREEZAR!!!!!!!!!!!

A house ain't a home without a pet!! ;)

EM's beautiful baby av :lol:

Asked me Mum for a chidlin pic......

Green12 Enthusiast

Happy Friday Sills :D

It's Oscar weekend, will anybody be watching Sunday besides me????

Oh! Oh! If anyone is gonna post a Lost spoiler, can you warn me so I skip that part? We wait til the season comes out on DVD (Blu-ray, no less!) and then just have a whole week of intense Lost-ness. I would never be able to watch it on TV, much too much suspense. I like to be able to screech WHAT!?!?!!? and then flip to the next episode. It would affect my quality of life to keep up... really.....

Will do Bunnie....although Patti and I don't usually give specifics, just.... Did you watch? Yeah I thought it was great....too much LOST brain overload the next day me thinks :lol:

Oh so you think MOO HOO AHH HA HA!!!!!!! :lol:

Oh Bevvy poo, you know how much I LOVE you :wub:

I realize the errors of my ways, I just simply did not go back far enough to see your darling cute as pie avatar. I saw that on The Book, the sweetest little whippersnapper that anyone has ever seen :lol:

Cutting things a little close for comfort, perhaps? :lol: It's been a slice. :lol: :lol:

:lol: Peter, you were cracking me up with your posts yesterday!!

Hey, how does Jacquie like CSI without Grissom? And his repleacement LF? Or Jacquie if you are out there reading along feel free to answer......

Michelle sits in sixth....Brent Sass pulled out at the last stop, for "strategic reasons"........ :huh::huh: .... .. Um, how in hell is pulling out of the race going to strategically put him in a better situation to win?? :lol:

:lol: Excellent!!! Go Michelle!

"Sinking the Bismark", "Contemplating the Universe", "Leaving a Calling Card"

:lol:

This is quite typical....there should be a warning at the top of this thread saying that this likely to occur :lol:

So true! I always am LOLing when reading youse guys's posts, good thing nobody else is around or I would just look like a nutcase :lol:

Or wait now......here's a thought.......if a Silly is laughing out loud in a forrest can you hear them and are they in fact nuts?? Something to ponder.

The Ripper has a PD day today, and when I just came in he was watching the end of The Price is Right. OMG.. . ......now, this is a show that I have not seen in probably twenty years. I CANNOT believe how it just is not the same thing a 'tall without Bob Barker. I mean, that man WAS The Price is Right. Why would they even attempt to continue this legacy without the Great Bob?? I like Drew Carey, but c'mon, he is NO BOB BARKER.

I need to start a movement er sumfin .. . . . ...

Em, what is a PD??

I know what you mean about the PIR. How scary is it though the set looks the same? I haven't watched it since the 70s either (twas me Grandma's favorite show and we had to watch it daily when visiting) and then I caught it a couple years back and it was like being stuck in a time warp! Same set, same games. Barker didn't even look all that different.

Getting ready for Skeeter's birthday party sleepover . . . starts tomorrow at 3pm. I'm going to have the girls decorate cupcakes in a cat theme. Been doing my research and am now headed off to go buy edible cat parts . . . :o . . . I mean, candy.

:lol: Janet......not the furry peanuts though, right?!?!

But what a very cute creative idea for the girls!!

Happy B-day to Skeeter!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Did I mention how chuffed I am with me new (to me) dishwasher for a tenner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <sorry if I'm boring y'all!>.....boy did they get a glowing feedback!! :lol:

Thank gaaaawd the kids are back to school Monday........... I need to watch daytime TV in peace!!! :lol:

THEREEZAR!!!!!!!!!!!

A house ain't a home without a pet!! ;)

Nikki, we must have been posting at the same time....I was just thinking to meself I wonder how Nik is doing with her new dishwasher!!

So happy to hear it is working out beautifully!!

And true dat about having a pet. They just bring so much life and joy to your life :wub:

WardGirl Rookie
Hey, how does Jacquie like CSI without Grissom? And his repleacement LF? Or Jacquie if you are out there reading along feel free to answer......

Well CSI would be even better if we had more Nick :) but in all seriousness I'm liking the show. Billy Petersen was and is good as Grissom but I can see he was getting tired of the show. The other actors were getting stagnant in their characters. There was nowhere for them to go while Grissom was still there. This way with Laurence Fishburne's character, Ray Langston learning the ropes you get the other characters branching out. Nick becomes a teacher and a very good teacher at that. Catherine get to be the supervisor and as long as she's doesn't turn back into super b***h like she was in season 5 she'll go a good job. Greg probably wouldn't have become a CSI level 3 if Grissom had stay. So there's a lot of good that has come with Grissom leaving. I also think there will be more science and less romance. Gawd I can't stand GSR, Grissom Sara Romance.

Now you're probably wishing you'd never asked the question :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
THEREEZAR!!!!!!!!!!!

A house ain't a home without a pet!! ;)

EM's beautiful baby av :lol:

Asked me Mum for a chidlin pic......

Threeseh, they got hypo-allergenic dogs you know, you could always get in touch with a rescue association. And there's always birds.... I know, you can't cuddle a bird.

I asked me mum for a baby pic too, will see what is unearthed.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well CSI would be even better if we had more Nick :) but in all seriousness I'm liking the show. Billy Petersen was and is good as Grissom but I can see he was getting tired of the show. The other actors were getting stagnant in their characters. There was nowhere for them to go while Grissom was still there. This way with Laurence Fishburne's character, Ray Langston learning the ropes you get the other characters branching out. Nick becomes a teacher and a very good teacher at that. Catherine get to be the supervisor and as long as she's doesn't turn back into super b***h like she was in season 5 she'll go a good job. Greg probably wouldn't have become a CSI level 3 if Grissom had stay. So there's a lot of good that has come with Grissom leaving. I also think there will be more science and less romance. Gawd I can't stand GSR, Grissom Sara Romance.

Now you're probably wishing you'd never asked the question :lol:

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

We are a season BEHIND in the uk!!!............this ALL sounds tr

elye Community Regular
Emily . . . love your wannababey photo . . . sure hadd me fooled for a sec until I read the caption . . . :lol:

Do you know that gorjuss baby or did you just steal it from somewheres??

Oh, c'mon, you guys.....just let me dream, puleeeeeese..........it is ME. I was seven months old, my mom had me out in the backyard on a blankie in the sun, and the way the light hit my eyes made her jump up and expclaim, "Oh! What a gorgeous li'l face!! Must get my camera!!" And she caught the moment, me gurgling and cooing, big eyes staring in wonder, little pouty mouth smiling tentatively. .. . ...

<_<

:rolleyes:

Okay. Dunno who that baby is. Just a gorgeous face that WAS IN THE LAST LITTLE PEWTER FRAME I BOUGHT AT ZELLERS. :angry::angry:

I saved it for just such an occasion.

:lol:

Em, what is a PD??

A Professional Development Day. Kids are off, teachers hang around the school and go to meetings, network, talk about who has the most heinous students. . . ..

I know what you mean about the PIR. How scary is it though the set looks the same? I haven't watched it since the 70s either (twas me Grandma's favorite show and we had to watch it daily when visiting) and then I caught it a couple years back and it was like being stuck in a time warp! Same set, same games. Barker didn't even look all that different.

'Tis so true......the same sets, wheel, price-tag thingies that were there in the early 70's. . . . .....heelarrus.....but NO BOB. :angry:

When The Ripper first joined Da Book, one of the first groups he joined was "Fans of Bob Barker". :lol: Think I will go and join meself. . . . . ...

Is Skeeter's boifday today? Tonight? Happy Birthday, Skeets!!

I asked me mum for a baby pic too, will see what is unearthed.

If I were to call my mom and ask her this, there would be a long, long silence .. . ....then a quiet, "Well, Emmy. . . . .......you, uh.....DO remember what you.....looked like?" :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Pseriously Em, it can't be THAT bad, can it? Now you've got us all reeeaaally curious!

Posted some pics on Da Book. Looking through all of my pictures got me feeling really meloncholy! Maybe it's not such a great idea, looking at my sons baby pics and the ones of pets that are no longer with us. Got me thinking about how much I miss kittehs cuddling. Sigh.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

tried to quote and reply to sumfin at work today, it did not let me :angry:

but what I wanted to say is, why in HELL would anyone even ASK if that is Em's baby picture, when we all know the answer, since she's already told us :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

just LOVE that purchased-frame-baby, Em *snort* :lol:

and - the GSR, Grissom-Sarah romance, you mean, *I'm* not the only one grossed out by that???? :huh: I only watch occasionally and am grossed out :lol:

sillies - - - SEND CHOCOLATE - got nowt here :angry:

carry on -

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi Suessle! When I am absolutely desperate for chocolate, I make the brownie in a cup. I think someone posted the recipe here some time ago...gluten-free of course. Really good if you scoop vanilla frozen yogurt on top while it's still warm!!! <:mmmmmmdrooolyface:> I've come to the conclusion that "real chocolate" may have to be out of my diet for a while.

jerseyangel Proficient

OMGawd!! I loves me some brownie in a cup :D

curlyfries Contributor
Psuessly' Kitteh shredding papers! As long as they're not impotent papers! :P

:huh:

Papers that can't reproduce???.......this would be a good thing, cuz we all know that papers have a habit of doing this! :P

Still plan on getting baby pics up.......depends on hubby's ability to solve the problem with the scanner........thinks it's cuz he needs to disable the virus protection, but doesn't know how.

I went home from work today and slept most of the day....heinous dizziness and nausea...:greenguyface:....Best I can figure, I woke up with a stiff neck, and that was the start of it all. :unsure:

So I'm almost back to normal, but no appetite, and only slightly off-balance at times.........should be in good shape for dancing by Sunday! :D

I used to looove little girl birthday parties!.......often did a craft project......sand casting, bead rings, rubber stamping........once I just let them loose with my old makeup :lol:

elye Community Regular
Maybe it's not such a great idea, looking at my sons baby pics and the ones of pets that are no longer with us. Got me thinking about how much I miss kittehs cuddling. Sigh.

Tareeeeesuh!! YOU NEED A KITTEH! A hypo-allergenic one.....you should research the Devon Rex....an absolutely beautiful little cat, within the siamese family, but it has wavy, poodle-liike hair (honestly!) and does not bother most who are allergic to cat/dog hair. They are wondrous little creatures:

http://www.devonrex.com/faq/kirlee2_cutout.webp

Psillies!! I desparately need technical help!! Oh, POEEEETERRR! Or Ptaoughmghmn, if you happen to be peeking in. . .....

Me bloody laptop is screwed up.....every time I turn it on, Windows tries to boot up, but instead this big blue screen appears that I've never seen before with a message telling me that Windows senses a problem and is not coming on. :angry::angry: Then in big block caps, it says

UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME

:huh:

:huh:

Gaaaaaahhhhhh. . . . . . .! WHAT IN HELL? I cannot get off this screen.....Oracle POeter, what's it all mean??

jerseyangel Proficient

Sorry the bug bit ya, Lee-saugh :( Pheel better!

I've never gotten that message, Em......PeOter, you're needed over here........

Mark's plane is scheduled to land in 2 minutes......he's been gone all week and has to leave again Sunday afternoon <_< I'm just so nervous about all this stuff. I was thinking today that one month from today, I'll be in Houston.....fer good :o Can't quite wrap me mind around this :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Me bloody laptop is screwed up.....every time I turn it on, Windows tries to boot up, but instead this big blue screen appears that I've never seen before with a message telling me that Windows senses a problem and is not coming on. :angry::angry: Then in big block caps, it says

UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME

:ph34r: :ph34r: ooohhh BSOD

respectful silence everyone :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
Psillies!! I desparately need technical help!! Oh, POEEEETERRR! Or Ptaoughmghmn, if you happen to be peeking in. . .....

Me bloody laptop is screwed up.....every time I turn it on, Windows tries to boot up, but instead this big blue screen appears that I've never seen before with a message telling me that Windows senses a problem and is not coming on. :angry::angry: Then in big block caps, it says

UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME

:huh:

:huh:

Gaaaaaahhhhhh. . . . . . .! WHAT IN HELL? I cannot get off this screen.....Oracle POeter, what's it all mean??

This is definitely not a good thing. The process is complex, and disk storage is complex. You are getting far enough that the lowest level, the BIOS, is recognizing your hard drive at the physical level, and can read the boot sector from it. But then it finds a problem with either the partition table (divides the single physical disk into one or more logical disks), or the root directory on the first logical disk (drive C:).

You need more help than I can give you via remote messages here.

Do you have another computer that runs the same version of Windows? By version I mean XP, Vista or another, older, version? Or, do you have alternate boot media, such as a diskette, that was created from your laptop? For the first level of troubleshooting, you will need to be able to boot from an alternate source.

Jestgar Rising Star

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Do you have the recovery disk?

jerseyangel Proficient

Leigh-saugh--hee! In the thread you just posted in about corn pasta--the name of said pasta was Sam Hills :lol:

I'm so easily amused...... :P

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