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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Nikki = Goldilocks . . . too cute, Nik!!

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Kween Niknik....yer Royal Heinous!....I just adore your AV!!! :D

Don't want to talk about clothing sizes. Except that when they were made here, the sizes were more reliable. Now that they are made everywhere else....it's all a crapshoot! When I was wearing size 4 all I could find was clothing that looked like they should hve been thrown out before they got that bad! I hate clothes shopping (and having to try everything on), and at that point it reeeeeeally sucked! <_< Even shoes are not sized the same.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am

SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wacko:

am at work, PLEASE get over to my office and entertain me

AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mellow:

I HATE being bored.................... <_<

and - in other news - just LURVE Our Royal (H)anus's darling baby pic :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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and - in other news - just LURVE Our Royal (H)anus's darling baby pic :P

I meant to say that I do too! So darn (sorry Jan-it) cute!!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Your Royal Hanus!! You were an ADORABLE child .. . ....mygawd, a true Walmart photo frame model like I've never seen elsewhere!!

Crap, was I the only hideous baby 'round here??

Must search for a toddler pic... . ....at some point I am certain I grew out of hideousness, as I have not been totally unsightly for some time, now.

But when did it happen?. ....At age four? Eight? Think I remember looking somewhat normal in kindergarten, so I will see if that's when photographs started being taken of me. . . . ..

:lol:

Hey! Jack just shared something with me, and it is somehow SO pertinent to us all, here.....I can just feel it.....

Gorillas purr.

:huh::huh:

:rolleyes:

Great trivia.......but what does it mean??

It could mean that you should probably get a gorilla to comfort you when migraine-stricken, Nik.. ..... . .imagine the vibration when one o' them starts purring?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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It could mean that you should probably get a gorilla to comfort you when migraine-stricken, Nik.. ..... . .imagine the vibration when one o' them starts purring?

:o:o:o

OMG!!!!!!!!! Testicular purring?!?!

:lol:' Jacks facts' never phails to amuse the Queen!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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. ....at some point I am certain I grew out of hideousness, as I have not been totally unsightly for some time, now.

A true compliment if I ever saw one. Is this what your honey used to ensnare you?

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elye Community Regular
elye
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A true compliment if I ever saw one. Is this what your honey used to ensnare you?

:lol::lol: How did you ever guess that, Jess? I believe his exact words, before proposing to me, were, "You know somethin', Em? You are the most non-unsightly woman I've ever known".. .. . ...

And he had me. . . ..........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I believe his exact words, before proposing to me, were, "You know somethin', Em? You are the most non-unsightly woman I've ever known".. .. . ...

And he had me. . . ..........

This has got to go down as one of the greatest love stories of all time :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Changed my av . . . the best I can do. I'm headed home in a couple of weeks. I know there was a pic of me when I was two and there was a pic of me in kindergarten. I'll see if my mom knows where either of those are.

How sad is that . . . I know of two pictures in existence of me under the age of 5.

Em . . . Oh yeah, I would have fallen for that line, too . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Changed my av . . . the best I can do.

How adorable is The Smackster??? :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG..... Smackl .. . . .. :D:wub: . ... absolutely darling. . .. .

Actually, I never thought of cheating in that way.....I'll just put up a pic of Soph or Jack as toddlers - -quite delectable. . . . ..

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
.....I'll just put up a pic of Soph or Jack as toddlers

Please do! The baby you have up there now kinda scares me :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Please do! The baby you have up there now kinda scares me :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yup, scares me too.......I think I kinda looked like this.. . . .....

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Sprechen sie Deutsch?

Ein bischen.............sehr bischen :P

Ever notice how the more expensive the clothing is, the smaller the sizes are? I can fit into a $100.00 size four pair of DKNY jeans (ridiculous), but can't even get a Walmart no-name pair o' size fours above me knees. . . ... <_<

Can't say that I've ever tried on a pair of $100 jeans :huh:

Baby Nikki!.........such a cutie patootie!!!

.....and Harry's purring!!!!...........Nik......did you find his volume control knob?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Ein bischen.............sehr bischen :P

:blink:

the german is almost as bad as the mathS :lol: <not really - the mathS makes my head spin and brain hurt, the German, I just plain can't read :lol: >

Can't say that I've ever tried on a pair of $100 jeans :huh:

Well *I* have. <_< Had a boyfriend who was prepared to buy me a pair of True Religion jeans - - some sort of holy grail for the arse, I guess. They are $150 and up. :huh: So - I was going to let him, if they made my arse look so fan-freaking-tastic that it was miraculous er sumphin....

it wasn't. :angry: I don't gots no expensive jeans. :lol: Seemed like the pockets were so low er sumfin, and they were so low-slung, they really ARE just made for teenagers and the TRUE size zero. <_<

oh and PLUS, he was a MAJAH A$$ HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never mind

I think Em's Mad Baby photo is ADORABLE!!!!!!! :lol:

and that Smackl :wub: so cute!

am going to make a stew in crockpot now, kinda late :ph34r: Pad-tee, any hints?

:huh:

I HATE TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

but

I LOVE my dog and my cat. :wub: Kitteh has learned to sleep through the night, curled up in the crook of me arm or neck or curled up w/ Weez or between the two of us - I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! There's our president - suppose I should watch........

elye Community Regular
elye
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Can't say that I've ever tried on a pair of $100 jeans :huh:

I have! I have!! I found a pair of Donna Karan's at Value Village.....looked like they'd never been worn.....$7.99. So of course I bought 'em. Size 5, which is just crazy - - I am a 10. The cashier told me that they go for a hundred bucks, so quite a find. And on rare occasion, I get to be a size five! :rolleyes:B)

Just luuuurve The Village.......

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I did find a pair of Seven jeans at a garage sale once.....have no idea what they sell for, though.

Crockpotting NOW?.........for dinner TONITE?.........At this point you'd be better off in a pot on the stove!........the stew.....not you :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have a pair of $100 jeans B)

Of course, I didn't pay nearly full price fer them.....they're the infamous Not Your Daughter's Jeans that are supposed to make someone at me advanced age look good in jeans. I have to say they do a pretty good job. They look like they're very fitted, but are really comfortable and soft :rolleyes: They do good things fer me giant arse...can't ask much more of a jean than that...... :P

A large department store (Boscov's) was closing several of their stores last year, and I got them on a good clearance. Had to get me regular size, though..... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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am going to make a stew in crockpot now, kinda late :ph34r: Pad-tee, any hints?

When are you planning on eating tonight? Stew usually takes like 8 hours.......

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Jooooodeee! :) I see you! How are you feeling?

Hi all

Em, thanks for asking i'm doing better for the last 2 days.

actually looking forward to waking up in the am and greeting the morning.

It's been awhile since that' s happened

haven't been on the computer much but you caught me this am B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Got a work email telling us that there will be an afternoon service for Ash Wednesday tomorrow, which got me thinking...

soooo, what're y'all giving up for Lent? I'm thinking gluten...

...soy...

...corn...

...almonds...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Got a work email telling us that there will be an afternoon service for Ash Wednesday tomorrow, which got me thinking...

soooo, what're y'all giving up for Lent? I'm thinking gluten...

...soy...

...corn...

...almonds...

.....lemme see.....gluten, soy, dairy, tapioca, coconut, legumes...... :lol:

Pseriously, I was thinking maybe sugar......

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
.....lemme see.....gluten, soy, dairy, tapioca, coconut, legumes...... :lol:

Pseriously, I was thinking maybe sugar......

yer house...

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