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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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We shall make it our mission to help get yer mojo back and that sillie cookin' wif gas!! :D

:blink: I thought our goal was lack of gas...

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Gas? I'm staying upwind for sure. :blink:

Soooozeee, we sillies all will work on getting you back in the silly spirit. Or was that silly spirits? Perhaps copious quantities of red wine will work. You can get Jess to be your coach. Just watch out for any ideas about pudding, especially the tapioca variety.

And in these tough economic times, it is important to be efficient. During the 1976 presidential election campaign, President Gerald Ford had this observation on efficiency:

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

Cheers!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

"snootful" :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gerald Ford :lol:

My favorite quote about alcohol is attributed to W.C. Fields, who was something of an expert on the subject:

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Let me see. We talk about alcoholic beverages, and then everybody passes out gets bored and goes to sleep. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Let me see. We talk about alcoholic beverages, and then everybody passes out gets bored and goes to sleep. :rolleyes:

Can we not hold our booze? :unsure:-_--_-

elye Community Regular
elye
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Can we not hold our booze? :unsure:-_--_-

Mornin', All!

Well, I held mine.... .. . . . had three nice glasses of wine at a local club we went to last night where a terrific band was playing. Lots of horns, great vocals.....R and B, Blues, disco, Motown. . . .. ..superb dancin' stuff.

So now I gotta go work the wine off.

What in hell is goin' on? Where is the fray?? :huh:

Soooooozie! Come and visit!

And Ptaoughmghmn, too.....we read you just once a couple of days ago. Come and ask me about the crazy sax player from last night. . . . . . . ;)

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Heheh....Em was having crazy sax last night! :lol: You need to tell us aaaalllll about it! Does sound like you had lots of fun. Seems like it's been ages since we went out to hear music and dance! I wouldn't even know where to go around here.

Aww Psuessle.....lost yer watchmacallits. Maybe you should look under Jess' dog piles (which may be in Pah-tays possesion by now.....not sure). Maybe Ptawwmms hiding them for safekeeping? Gotta be here someplace. I seem to remember reading about lost mojo's here a while back....has anyone figgered out where they go?

Overcast and 68 degrees this am!!! Rain coming..which we really need. I can't believe how dry the ground is. It's amazing that 70 degrees in the house feels so d**m cold. I wear lots of layers. BUT 70 degrees in sunshine is warm enough for T-shirts :lol: Maybe I need to design some type of heat that feels like sunnyshine! (but it has to be cheap to run!) Any ideas out there? :D

Hope you all have a great day today! We're all upright and breathing.....sometimes we have to be grateful for that much :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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What in hell is goin' on? Where is the fray?? :huh:

Really!! I miss me sillies :(

Em--rockin' oot last night!!!!! :D That music sounds great, the wine even better :lol:

So.....this is the beginning of our last week here :o I'll be ducking in here fer me sanity breaks :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Morning sillie's

Em tired one on and loved the music

Threresa is upright and breathing

Patti has week left and is taking sanity breaks here............

ALL SOUNDS NORMAL IN SILLYVILLE TO ME.

I'm doing the 'orange jug' juggleing' for 2 days and the vampires will be getting lots of food tomorrow. Twill be enjoying me day today....... ;)

Susie ck in ok? Tom too

elye Community Regular
elye
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JOOOOODEEE! THE ORANGE JUG EXERCISE! My absolute favorite thing. . . . ...

Yours is two days? :o Like, 48 hours? Crap, mine is only 24 hours....technically one day.

You must have one helluva jug... ... .. ..

So.....this is the beginning of our last week here..

OMG.........Pahdeee, I cannot believe this is really happening! :) How exciting....and stressful...... ..... .

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I should be doing something productive like packing er sumphin. I just can't seem to get meselph going..... <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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It always takes me some time to get motivated, then, when I finally do, I charge through.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It always takes me some time to get motivated, then, when I finally do, I charge through.

Yep--exactly the same with me. I'm currently workin' up to it :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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It always takes me some time to get motivated, then, when I finally do, I charge through.

Yep--exactly the same with me. I'm currently workin' up to it :P

I hear ya both.... . . .....if it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done.... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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if it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done.... <_<

Beautiphul way to put it!!

I have gotten me tush into gear and have packed several cartons already, as well as beefed up me charity donation pile which will be picked up in the morning.

I'm on a roll....... :D (gluten-free, cinnamon :lol: )

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
JOOOOODEEE! THE ORANGE JUG EXERCISE! My absolute favorite thing. . . . ...

Yours is two days? :o Like, 48 hours? Crap, mine is only 24 hours....technically one day.

You must have one helluva jug... ... .. ..

OMG.........Pahdeee, I cannot believe this is really happening! :) How exciting....and stressful...... ..... .

have to do one jug a day and 2 tests being done

i had to do a week........right.......that's 7 days..........while working

they lost one jug and wanted me to do again.

can't write what i told them they could do with their idea

i know hate this stuff.

there better be some answers or i'll be :ph34r:

i can't believe Patti's really going.......in a week

I'm on a roll....... :D (gluten-free, cinnamon :lol: )

:lol::lol:

you'll get there.

elye Community Regular
elye
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i had to do a week........right.......that's 7 days..........while working.

they lost one jug and wanted me to do again.

They lost one of your filled-up jugs? How in hell does one lose such a thing?? Not like it's a set of keys or a phone number... . crap. . ... :huh:

"Hey, guys.....did you happen to see a huge orange jug, filled to the brim with urine? Gawd, I can't believe it's not around here . .. ...."

:lol:

So poor Jooooodeee's peeing in jugs for 48 hours. . . ....'tis heinous.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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They lost one of your filled-up jugs? How in hell does one lose such a thing?? Not like it's a set of keys or a phone number... . crap. . ... :huh:

"Hey, guys.....did you happen to see a huge orange jug, filled to the brim with urine? Gawd, I can't believe it's not around here . .. ...."

:lol:

So poor Jooooodeee's peeing in jugs for 48 hours. . . ....'tis heinous.

Ah thanks Em.

Your so sweet.

I know the office manager called me as i knew her well.

she was crying......she was so mad at the transport company. Seems by 'lost' they meant. B)

'THE CONTENTS OF THE JUG.................WAS GONE AS IN LEAKED OUT............ALL OVER THE VAN........

I SAY :o

SERVES THEM RIGHT FOR LOSING ME PEE :ph34r: .............

LET THEIR VAN SMELL LIKE PEE.

NOW.........THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.

MUST FIND SOME HUMOR IN THESE PISSY ADVENTURES WE ALL MUST GO THROUGH :(

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
'THE CONTENTS OF THE JUG.................WAS GONE AS IN LEAKED OUT............ALL OVER THE VAN........

MUST FIND SOME HUMOR IN THESE PISSY ADVENTURES WE ALL MUST GO THROUGH :(

:lol::lol:

You are so right, Joooodeee.....we gotta laugh....... .. . .something I admire so much in you - - always in such good homour, and positive, in the pissiest of situations.. . :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
'THE CONTENTS OF THE JUG.................WAS GONE AS IN LEAKED OUT............ALL OVER THE VAN........

I SAY :o

SERVES THEM RIGHT FOR LOSING ME PEE :ph34r: .............

LET THEIR VAN SMELL LIKE PEE.

NOW.........THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That has to be the perfect revenge for having to save your pee for a whole week.

I'm looking forward to hearing them on Car Talk

.....so we had this, um, container leak....and, um, it was fine in the winter....but, um.....now that it's 95 degrees....um...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Judith pee talk :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
.... .. . . . had three nice glasses of wine at a local club we went to last night where a terrific band was playing. Lots of horns, great vocals.....R and B, Blues, disco, Motown. . . .. ..superb dancin' stuff.

^_^

I had me dancin shoes on today!!!!.........best therapy evah! :D

I am trying not to get psyched, but there's a possibility I might get to go to the Chicago Swing Dance Classic this weekend......free!....That's 3 days and 2 nights of continuous dancing,

interrupted by the occassional nap! :P ......must not get my hopes up.

Joodee said 'pissy'! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:o:o

I am still behind :( but doing better, was the MOST GORGEOUS spring day here and I did lots of work in the yard and took Weez for a LONG romp in the orchard. :)

but GUESS WHAT????!!!!

forgot to alert you guys to the fact that tonight's Extreme Home Makeover is in FRESNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

so - hope I"m not too late - - tune in at - well, I think it's 8:00 our time.........

more later!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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forgot to alert you guys to the fact that tonight's Extreme Home Makeover is in FRESNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Soozee!!!!!! Good to see you poopin in! :)

Are you going to be in the crowd???

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