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elye Community Regular
You rang? Have been thinking bout a rhyme for today. May have to borrow one for inspiration:

The Man Not Taken

:lol::lol: Bevel! Mr. Frost would be most impressed. . ....!!

Buh-kneeeeee......okay, good, the itchies have dissipated. Hmm......... . .. ...ya look like a scary thang, though? I say you go to work. It will be amusing to see people's reactions. . . . ....

:huh:

:unsure:

:o (much less polite)

:blink:<_< ("honey......stop LOOKING at her like that! The poor thing.. . . .....")


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Jestgar Rising Star
:lol: Amanda! I was awoken from a sound sleep this morning at 6:15 to the sound of Allo peeing in the corner of my bedroom all over the carpet. <_< I went to scoop him up and take him to the litter box, but as I got out of bed, I had a sudden charley horse in my calf and stumbled. I think the poor thing is losing it :(

Patti, get his kidneys checked. He might just need supplemental fluid.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I was awoken from a sound sleep this morning at 6:15 to the sound of Allo peeing in the corner of my bedroom all over the carpet. <_< I went to scoop him up and take him to the litter box, but as I got out of bed, I had a sudden charley horse in my calf and stumbled. I think the poor thing is losing it :(

:( Poor ole Allo

We think our mean girl cat (Lucy) has dementia :huh:

A phormer meticulously clean cat, she has taken to peeing on Daniel's bed (he is not terribly happy with this new trick of hers <_< ) .....but also, everytime I move she trots out to the phood bowl, meows pitiphully for more .....until I remind her she just ate :rolleyes:

She's all...'I just ate???.....really????.....ugh!...I'm getting SOO phat'

5 minutes later we go through the WHOLE process again :rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular
.....but also, everytime I move she trots out to the phood bowl, meows pitiphully for more .....until I remind her she just ate :rolleyes:

She's all...'I just ate???.....really????.....ugh!...I'm getting SOO phat'

5 minutes later we go through the WHOLE process again :rolleyes::lol:

Mygawd. . .. . . . .....my parents' retirement residence, a million times over. .. . ......

:lol:

Pahdeigh, I'm thinking about Poor Wee Allo....... . . . . ..yes, get him checked out.....it could very well be a hydrating issue, and he'll be good as new for a few more years....!

jerseyangel Proficient
:( Poor ole Allo

We think our mean girl cat (Lucy) has dementia :huh:

A phormer meticulously clean cat, she has taken to peeing on Daniel's bed (he is not terribly happy with this new trick of hers <_< ) .....but also, everytime I move she trots out to the phood bowl, meows pitiphully for more .....until I remind her she just ate :rolleyes:

She's all...'I just ate???.....really????.....ugh!...I'm getting SOO phat'

5 minutes later we go through the WHOLE process again :rolleyes::lol:

Nik!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allo does this very same thing! He acts desperate for phood at times, whining pitifully--and this is a kitty who has never wanted fer his next meal :lol::(

It's tough watching them getting old--Allo's also lost weight and you can tell his arthritis is bothering him.

Jess--he does drink his water, we put ice cubes in to entice him since he really likes it that way. I give him fresh several times a day, and keep a good eye out since we lost a cat years ago to kidney disease :( The minute he stops drinking, I'm on it.

Gawd, poor Daniel.....can he keep his bedroom door closed when not in use?

Jestgar Rising Star
Nik!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allo does this very same thing! He acts desperate for phood at times, whining pitifully--and this is a kitty who has never wanted fer his next meal :lol::(

It's tough watching them getting old--Allo's also lost weight and you can tell his arthritis is bothering him.

Jess--he does drink his water, we put ice cubes in to entice him since he really likes it that way. I give him fresh several times a day, and keep a good eye out since we lost a cat years ago to kidney disease :( The minute he stops drinking, I'm on it.

Gawd, poor Daniel.....can he keep his bedroom door closed when not in use?

ummm, he might need you to inject fluid a couple times a week.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Oh, anyone who's interested in speculating on the design of my particular rash is welcome to PM with their email.


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sO MUCH TO COMMENT ON

NO.........DIDN'T SMOKE...WAS COMMENTING ON THE 'SMOKING' ALERT FROM C.COM

BUT.............i'M ON MY 20TH PEPPERMINT ALITOID..........GOD I'M ADDICTED TO EVERYTHING.

I WONDER IF YOU CAN SMOKE OTHER THINGS IN ME GARDEN :lol: MAYBE I CAN PLANT SOME 'MARY JANE' FOR THE NEW OWNERS. :lol:

dig 'em up and mail 'em to yerself

THERESA AND JESS....THERE IS A 4 PAGE LIST OF RULES......... :ph34r: CA ISN'T PLANT FRIENDLY FOR ME

OMG. .... . . .

Um, why does no one else have these things going on in their lives?

CAUSE SOME OF US LIVE IN THE BASEMENT AND NEVER GET OUT :ph34r:

OMG JUUUDE! I read this and I thought YOU were smoking one!!! I'm wondering as I read....smoking one what? I thought she quit smoking....what IS it she's smoking? Had to re-read this a couple of times to "get it"

:lol:

OMG....this never occurred to me....perhaps this is why Jooooodie is often so phunny....and she spends a great deal of time out in her gardens, amongst various flora. .. . . ..perhaps she is smoking some rhododendrons or lilies er sumphin'. . . . ...

:lol: ER SUMPHIN ......for sure

Forgot to mention -- last evening, the camera guy started the piece by taking a close shot of the pic in my av, and then cutting to my parents sitting beside each other as they give each other a kiss. He asked them at one point, "Hey! Do you two think you could replicate the pose in your beach photo? I could cut from it to you, doing the same thing, same position, sixty-odd years later".........

Dear gawd. I am SO relieved to say that it was not considered something that they would even think of attempting.

:lol:

this was a riot...........you'd have the sillies on the computer while TV crew was there

DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!! :lol: Methinks Mistress Joodee smoketh the morning glory seed

********************************************

TOTALLY CRAP MUM ALERT!!!!!!

Oh heck!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime Alan goes to any of his youth clubs I send him with some snacks AND a can of diet coke ( :rolleyes: BAAAAAD mummy!)

As I'm poor <did I hear the violins? > I bought Tesco's 'own brand.

Every Mon eve he complains his belly is 'fat' (he means bloated)........ payed NO attention

Dunno WHAT made me notice today but it CONTAINS GLUTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IN HELL?????????

I've become a tad complacent methinks

don't beat thy self up me love.............we ain't perfect............almost but not quite

Working on an Ode to the Psillies

loved todays can't wait for tomorrows.

THANK YOU, DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!

I has killed the itch!!!

thanks god

Poor ole Allo

:( AH POOR ALLO.....................

We think our mean girl cat (Lucy) has dementia

A phormer meticulously clean cat, she has taken to peeing on Daniel's bed (he is not terribly happy with this new trick of hers ) .....but also, everytime I move she trots out to the phood bowl, meows pitiphully for more .....until I remind her she just ate

She's all...'I just ate???.....really????.....ugh!...I'm getting SOO phat'

5 minutes later we go through the WHOLE process again

HELL THIS SOUNDS LIKE ME...........ARE YOU CALLING ME DEMENTED?

GOING TO GET OFF BEFORE I BARF UP ALL THE ALTOIDS OR HAVE A LONG WHITE THING......... :o

elye Community Regular
HELL THIS SOUNDS LIKE ME...........ARE YOU CALLING ME DEMENTED?

GOING TO GET OFF BEFORE I BARF UP ALL THE ALTOIDS OR HAVE A LONG WHITE THING......... :o

:lol::lol::lol: Dear gawd, this whole post. . . ..... .Jooooodeighhhhhh! You is heelarryus. . . ....

SOOO happy to hear you've abstained from the vicious weed. . ......good fer you!! How long has it been? We need to regularly commend you and cheer you on,. . . ....this is such a huge thing! :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol: Dear gawd, this whole post. . . ..... .Jooooodeighhhhhh! You is heelarryus. . . ....

SOOO happy to hear you've abstained from the vicious weed. . ......good fer you!! How long has it been? We need to regularly commend you and cheer you on,. . . ....this is such a huge thing! :)

YES.....YOU BET YOUR BIPPY IT'S A HUGE FRIGGING THING AND IT'S A ROYAL PAIN IN ME ARSE..... :ph34r:

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT ADDICTION..............GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :angry:

GEE LOST TRACK KNOW 4 MONTHS........DON'T KNOW DAYS BUT WILL COUNT IT OUT.

GOING TO SO SUCK ON A POP CYCLE........WHA.......HOOOOOO B):(;)

PS ..........WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME ONE PUT YOUR MOM AND DADS HEADS ON YOU AVATAR.........

NOW THERE'S A THOUGHT TO KEEP YOU PONDERING YOUR FEE TIME.

I'M OFF THIS COMPUTER ...........NEED A BREAK

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT EM

YOUR THE BEST

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey Juuude! You mean, like, use Ems pholks in our Avs like you all did with Sam Hill Manhead? That could be a riot! :lol: Glad you aren't smoking anything. Watch out for those Pop Cycles, tho. Guess we can put the Robot away for another day. Except maybe to get him to scream Dangers and Warnings when we get too close to the mad Gluten!

Summery weekend coming up! Wish it would STAY.....summer for 3 seasons and spring instead of winter!

curlyfries Contributor

I is here!!!!!........Where is everbody?????..........I see Judy squiggling!<wavingfrantically> :P

I've been keeping up at work :ph34r: , but don't log in, so haven't been posting. Y'all remember I was always the one talkin to meself or Soozle late at night?.......HAH!........I was asleep by 8:00 the other night! I think I have a lot of catching up still to do. <_<

My size is "Holy Crap Where Are They"!! :lol::D

:lol::lol::lol:

Have I told you about our IBTC?.....That's the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I think I left what little bit I had left back in Houston. :rolleyes: Why not.....Brian left part of himself in Houston!

You bet your bippy!!!.......Haven't heard that in a looooong time.......although to be historically correct, it should be..."you bet your sweet bippy"!!.....Where did that originate from, anyway?

Tinkerbell will often cry to be fed when she still has food in her dish, so I just move the food around with my fingers so she can hear it, and she's happy. She's real picky though....when she eats, little pieces fall back into the dish, as she doesn't eat the pieces whole. She won't eat those pieces <_< ..........does anyone know of a cat that will only eat tiny pieces?.......I'd sell 'em real cheap!

Can't remember who else to comment on........everyone's been absolutely heelarious!........still don't quite feel psilly enough to comment on them all........but I'm workin on it!

Grrrrrr........haven't been on in days and what do you know..........I get a phone call! <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Have I told you about our IBTC?.....That's the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I think I left what little bit I had left back in Houston. :rolleyes: Why not.....Brian left part of himself in Houston!

:o D'ya suppose they've hooked up and are wandering around together?

:ph34r: Who does the walking?

elye Community Regular
:o D'ya suppose they've hooked up and are wandering around together?

:ph34r: Who does the walking?

:lol::lol: Indeed, who, then?

Hi, Leeeeesargh! You sound so great and phunnee!

I miss Sooozle..........and Jooooles....... . . and Ptaoughmghmn!! :( .. . . And where's Jyahgnutt been?

What in hell's goin' on, here?

:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
:o D'ya suppose they've hooked up and are wandering around together?

:ph34r: Who does the walking?

My little boobies are not doin all the walkin if they're accompanied by one poifectly capable foot!......OK, this is just getting a little too weird :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
I miss Sooozle..........and Jooooles....... . . and Ptaoughmghmn!! :( .. . . And where's Jyahgnutt been?

What in hell's goin' on, here?

I know...........I was just thinking the same thing...........and Sarah :(

I think maybe Jan-knit needs to walk away from the doggie drugs :P

curlyfries Contributor

Just remembered.........Janet is getting ready for her big garage sale.........I guess she doesn't do it like I do.........put it off til the last minute, then stay up the night before, frantically organizing and pricing.........

GYAN-NIT!!!.......Don't forget to put up yer signs and get some change for the cash box!!!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
My little boobies are not doin all the walkin if they're accompanied by one poifectly capable foot!......OK, this is just getting a little too weird :unsure:

Who lost a foot?!?!?!?!?

Gee, I really need to try harder to keep up......

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey Leez....so good to see you!!! Bet your Bippy, I think came from Laugh-in. That's where I remember hearing it!!! Rowan and Martin and their cast of crazies. I can't believe we were allowed to watch such a "racy" program :lol: "Sock it to me"

(to the tune of I Left My Heart In San Francisco")

I left my booooooobs, in Houston Texas.

And there's a foot back there with them.

Ah! Can't think when I'm feeling pressured....I need to get my butt out the door and go to work.

Hope your all have the psilliest of days...bright and shiny!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning pholks!!!!

The last of the sunny days today......back to dull,chilly, grEyness as from tomorrow <_<

JOODEE's outta the basement and EVEN phunnier sans tobacco!!!!! :lol:

LEIGH-SAHHH!!!!!

Weeeelll HEEEELLLLLOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Hows tricks??? ......you still exhausted?????

I think maybe Jan-knit needs to walk away from the doggie drugs :P

You know it Lea- ser!!! :lol:

A most hanus accident occured this morning THAT only 'clumsy Tel' could achieve I think.....

...he has BROKEN the WASHING MACHINE :angry::angry::angry:

(NO!, he did NOT attempt to use it :lol: )

Tel was gathering all the items for the recycling bin we keep, he dropped an empty glass (cider :wacko: ) bottle and it hit the glass door of the washer smashing a big hole in it :rolleyes: (our washers are nearly always 'front loaders' here)

DEAR GAAAAWD?!?!?!

What's a girl to do???....... the repair man's not coming 'til THURSDAY! ....he better have big thumbs is ALL i can say!!!!!!!

GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy phriday peeps!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular
Hey Leez....so good to see you!!! Bet your Bippy, I think came from Laugh-in. That's where I remember hearing it!!! Rowan and Martin and their cast of crazies. I can't believe we were allowed to watch such a "racy" program :lol: "Sock it to me"

<Squished-up face, nasally li'l voice> "One ringy-dingy.....*snort*......Two ringy-dingies....!"

(to the tune of I Left My Heart In San Francisco")

I left my booooooobs, in Houston Texas.

And there's a foot back there with them.

:lol::lol: OMG. . . . . . .....black humoUr, indeed, can retain one's sanity. . . . ...

...he has BROKEN the WASHING MACHINE :angry::angry::angry:

What's a girl to do???....... the repair man's not coming 'til THURSDAY! ....he better have big thumbs is ALL i can say!!!!!!!

What in hell, Nikkers? You will be re-wearing dirty underthings fer a week? :unsure:

Um, pholks......we're puttin' off our cross-Atlantic Psilly jaunt to Nik's until early May. . . . .....

:lol:

Jyahgnutt's garage sale. .. .... ...such labour-intensive things, these organized activities where you end up sitting with yer tatt on display for all to pick through. .. .... I tell ya, you need a show-stopping item, like a Walmart frame with a gorgeous model still within it. . ...

:lol:

Well, I take my dad to his pre-op today. I think the surgery is April 29. . ....must check. He is in great spirits....wants it over and done with!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Morning pholks!!!!

The last of the sunny days today......back to dull,chilly, grEyness as from tomorrow <_<

JOODEE's outta the basement and EVEN phunnier sans tobacco!!!!! :lol:

LEIGH-SAHHH!!!!!

Weeeelll HEEEELLLLLOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Hows tricks??? ......you still exhausted?????

You know it Lea- ser!!! :lol:

A most hanus accident occured this morning THAT only 'clumsy Tel' could achieve I think.....

...he has BROKEN the WASHING MACHINE :angry::angry::angry:

(NO!, he did NOT attempt to use it :lol: )

Tel was gathering all the items for the recycling bin we keep, he dropped an empty glass (cider :wacko: ) bottle and it hit the glass door of the washer smashing a big hole in it :rolleyes: (our washers are nearly always 'front loaders' here)

DEAR GAAAAWD?!?!?!

What's a girl to do???....... the repair man's not coming 'til THURSDAY! ....he better have big thumbs is ALL i can say!!!!!!!

GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy phriday peeps!!!!!! :D

the whole thing............ :lol: good wake up post

SORRY about the glass on the washing machine......guess you do undies by hand for a few days :ph34r:

<Squished-up face, nasally li'l voice> "One ringy-dingy.....*snort*......Two ringy-dingies....!"

:lol::lol: OMG. . . . . . .....black humoUr, indeed, can retain one's sanity. . . . ...

What in hell, Nikkers? You will be re-wearing dirty underthings fer a week? :unsure:

Um, pholks......we're puttin' off our cross-Atlantic Psilly jaunt to Nik's until early May. . . . .....

:lol:

Jyahgnutt's garage sale. .. .... ...such labour-intensive things, these organized activities where you end up sitting with yer tatt on display for all to pick through. .. .... I tell ya, you need a show-stopping item, like a Walmart frame with a gorgeous model still within it. . ...

:lol:

Well, I take my dad to his pre-op today. I think the surgery is April 29. . ....must check. He is in great spirits....wants it over and done with!

I'm sorry i forget what the operation is for?

Can you remeind me? Good luck

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

I am so happy tis going to be warm out this weekend. It is going to be a busy weekend as well.

Tomorrow is John's sisters bridal shower and then my family is coming to visit on Sunday. We are going to head to the flea market and have some fun. It will be the first time my dad sees our new house so I am excited.

Guess I best go back to work. Bye everyone!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies - been up all night - KILLER insomnia :wacko:

everything was even phunnier when I read it this morn, though :lol:

my boss thinks I'm coming in but.......for intern pay (STILL <_< ) , it's hardly worth my time....

OMG JUUUDE! I read this and I thought YOU were smoking one!!! I'm wondering as I read....smoking one what? I thought she quit smoking....what IS it she's smoking? Had to re-read this a couple of times to "get it"

:lol: cracked me up!

TOTALLY CRAP MUM ALERT!!!!!!

Oh heck!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime Alan goes to any of his youth clubs I send him with some snacks AND a can of diet coke ( BAAAAAD mummy!)

As I'm poor <did I hear the violins? > I bought Tesco's 'own brand.

Every Mon eve he complains his belly is 'fat' (he means bloated)........ payed NO attention

Dunno WHAT made me notice today but it CONTAINS GLUTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IN HELL?????????

I've become a tad complacent methinks

you ain't no crap Mum, you sill - but how (h)anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :madface:

The Man Not Taken

I shall be telling this with a cry,

Somewhere nine months hither and hence.

Two men sprawled in bed, and I,

I chose the one who told the vasectomy lie.

I wish I had known the difference!

:lol: *snigger*

and Nik said Cod Piece :lol: always so phunny

Amanda! I was awoken from a sound sleep this morning at 6:15 to the sound of Allo peeing in the corner of my bedroom all over the carpet. I went to scoop him up and take him to the litter box, but as I got out of bed, I had a sudden charley horse in my calf and stumbled. I think the poor thing is losing it

Oh Allo :( He sure has had a good, long life with youse, Padt :wub:

Our pets are quite lucky, methinks...........

LEESARGH!!!!!!!!!!! None of me mum's cats will eat chunks either :lol:

and - Mr. Kit is sooooooooooooooooooo picky - - don't know who in hell he thinks he is, street-cat-turned-posh???????? :blink:

I love him :wub:

And Nik's Lucy cat going demented? I had a Lucy cat also - a calico, isn't that what your mean Lucy is???? and she was TOTALLY demented in the end - - drooled everywhere, all the time, would leave us soaking wet :blink:

but the best of all was......when I was little, my mom sometimes road off in the station wagon, with Lucy Baines still atop the car, unbeknownst to me mum :lol:

sO MUCH TO COMMENT ON

NO.........DIDN'T SMOKE...WAS COMMENTING ON THE 'SMOKING' ALERT FROM C.COM

BUT.............i'M ON MY 20TH PEPPERMINT ALITOID..........GOD I'M ADDICTED TO EVERYTHING.

I WONDER IF YOU CAN SMOKE OTHER THINGS IN ME GARDEN :lol: MAYBE I CAN PLANT SOME 'MARY JANE' FOR THE NEW OWNERS.

THERESA AND JESS....THERE IS A 4 PAGE LIST OF RULES......... :ph34r: CA ISN'T PLANT FRIENDLY FOR ME

CAUSE SOME OF US LIVE IN THE BASEMENT AND NEVER GET OUT

this was a riot...........you'd have the sillies on the computer while TV crew was there

don't beat thy self up me love.............we ain't perfect............almost but not quite

loved todays can't wait for tomorrows.

thanks god

HELL THIS SOUNDS LIKE ME...........ARE YOU CALLING ME DEMENTED?

GOING TO GET OFF BEFORE I BARF UP ALL THE ALTOIDS OR HAVE A LONG WHITE THING........ :

Joodith :lol: :lol: yer whole post!!!!!!!!!

did nae know what a LONG WHITE THING was, though, just for a minute *snort*

I is here!!!!!........Where is everbody?????..........I see Judy squiggling!<wavingfrantically>

I've been keeping up at work, but don't log in, so haven't been posting. Y'all remember I was always the one talkin to meself or Soozle late at night?.......HAH!........I was asleep by 8:00 the other night! I think I have a lot of catching up still to do.

LEESARGH!!!!! I was awake.........am so delirious now I hardly know what I"m writing - -

you MUST get your REST, girl!!!!!!!!

D'ya suppose they've hooked up and are wandering around together?

Who does the walking?

:lol: good one, Jess

Just remembered.........Janet is getting ready for her big garage sale.........I guess she doesn't do it like I do.........put it off til the last minute, then stay up the night before, frantically organizing and pricing.........

GYAN-NIT!!!.......Don't forget to put up yer signs and get some change for the cash box!!!!!

sounds like we run our sales the same way, Lees *snort*

Hey Leez....so good to see you!!! Bet your Bippy, I think came from Laugh-in. That's where I remember hearing it!!! Rowan and Martin and their cast of crazies. I can't believe we were allowed to watch such a "racy" program "Sock it to me"

(to the tune of I Left My Heart In San Francisco")

I left my booooooobs, in Houston Texas.

And there's a foot back there with them.

Ah! Can't think when I'm feeling pressured....I need to get my butt out the door and go to work.

Hope your all have the psilliest of days...bright and shiny!

racy :lol: it WOZ!!!! I watched it every Sunday night, as a wee girl, with my parents

Delirious, sills - - back to bed for a bit

:wackl:

and a good Friday morn to all of youse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**************

look sills, how delirious I am - how I spelled "rode" - - "road" I highlighted it in red and left it :snackl:

jerseyangel Proficient
and Nik said Cod Piece :lol: always so phunny

I know!!! :lol:

....and yer mum riding of into the sunset wif Lucy Baines atop the car :P:o

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      Hi, I was recently diagnosed with Celiac and dermatitis herpetiformis after years of suffering without answers. I lost my mind. I lost my job. I lost so much time. I lost Me. Conventional doctors are opulent come near me and the one who did sat across the room, misdiagnosed me, pumped me full of steroids which collapsed my entire hip for 6 months. So without answers I began my holistic journey. Fast forward a couple of years and still struggling with a mysterious whole body itchy, crawling “skin hell”, perfect teeth now deteriorating, thick hair now thinning rapidly and no more than a day or 2 at most relief….An acquaintance opened up a functional medicine practice. Cash only, I found a way. Within a month tests clearly showing my off the charts gluten allergy/sensitivity as well as the depletion of vital nutrients due to leaky gut and intestinal damage. dermatitis herpetiformis was more than likely what I was experiencing with my skin. I was happy. I thought this is easy, eat healthy Whole Foods, follow the diet restrictions and I finally get to heal and feel confident and like myself again very soon! 😔 Supplements are very pricey but I got them and began my healing. Which leads to the other major issue: not working, stay at home Mom of young kids, entirely financially dependent on my man of 7 plus years. He’s never been supportive of anything I’ve ever done or been thru. He controls everything. I’m not given much money ever at a time and when he does leave money it’s only enough to possibly get gas. His excuse is that I’ll spend it on other things. So my “allowance” is inconsistent and has conditions. He withholds money from me as punishment for anything he wants. Since being diagnosed, he’s gained a new control tactic to use as punishment. He now is in control of when I get to eat. He asked for proof of my diagnosis and diet bc he said I made it up just to be able to eat expensive organic foods. Then after I sent him my file from my doctor he then said she wasn’t a real doctor. 😡. I go days upon days starving, sometimes breaking down and eating things I shouldn’t bc I’m so sick then I pay horribly while he gets annoyed and angry bc I’m not keeping up with all the duties I’m supposed to be doing. His abuse turns full on when I’m down and it’s in these desperate times when I need his support and care the most that I’m punished with silence, being starved, ignored, belittled. He will create more of a mess just bc I’m unable to get up and clean so that when I am better, I’m so overwhelmed with chores to catch up that the stress causes me to go right back into a flare from hell and the cycle repeats. I’m punished for being sick. I’m belittled for starving and asking for healthy clean water. I’m purposely left out of his life. He won’t even tell me he’s going to the grocery or to get dinner bc he doesn’t want me to ask him for anything. I have no one. I have nothing. Im not better. My supplements ran out and I desperately need Vitamin D3 and a methylated B complex at the very minimal just to function….he stares at me blankly…no, a slight smirk, no words. He’s happiest when im miserable and I am miserable.  this is so long and im condensing as much as I can but this situation is so complicated and disgusting. And it’s currently my life. The “IT” girl, the healthy, beautiful, perfect skin, perfect teeth, thick and curly locks for days, creative and talented IT girl….now I won’t even leave this house bc Im ashamed of what this has dont to my body, my skin. Im disgusted. The stress is keeping me from healing and I think he knows that and that’s why he continues to keep me in that state. He doesn’t want me confident or successful. He doesn’t want me healed and healthy bc then how would he put the blame of all his problems on me? This journey has been hell and I’ve been in Hell before. I’ve been killed by an ex, I’ve been raped, robbed, held hostage, abused beyond nightmares but the cruelty I’ve experienced from him bc of this disease is the coldest I’ve ever experienced. I’ve wanted to give up. Starving and in tears, desperate…I found a local food pantry in our small town so I reached out just saying I had Celiac and was on hard times. This woman is blessing me daily with prepared gluten free meals, donations, educational info, people who know this disease and how they manage life and the blessings just keep coming. But it’s overwhelming and I feel like I don’t deserve it at all. He just glared and I know he’s going to sabotage it somehow. I don’t even know what to do anymore. I’m so broken and just want peace and healing. 
    • cristiana
      @Colleen H   I am just curious,  when you were tested for coeliac disease, did the doctors find out if you had any deficiencies? Sometimes muscle pain can be caused by certain deficiencies, for example, magnesium, vitamin D, calcium, and potassium.   Might be worth looking into having some more tests.  Pins and needles can be neuropathy, again caused by deficiencies, such as iron and B12,  which can be reversed if these deficiencies are addressed. In the UK where I live we are usually only tested for iron, B12 and vitamin D deficiencies at diagnosis.   I was very iron anemic and supplementation made a big difference.  B12 was low normal, but in other countries the UK's low normal would be considered a deficiency.  My vitamin D was low normal, and I've been supplementing ever since (when I remember to take it!) My pins and needles definitely started to improve when my known deficiencies were addressed.  My nutritionist also gave me a broad spectrum supplement which really helped, because I suspect I wasn't just deficient in what I mention above but in many other vitamins and minerals.  But a word of warning, don't take iron unless blood tests reveal you actually need it, and if you are taking it your levels must be regularly monitored because too much can make you ill.  (And if you are currently taking iron, that might actually be making your stomach sore - it did mine, so my GP changed my iron supplementation to a gentler form, ferrous gluconate). Lastly, have you been trying to take anything to lessen the pain in your gut?  I get a sore stomach periodically, usually when I've had too much rich food, or when I have had to take an aspirin or certain antibiotics, or after glutening.  When this happens, I take for just a few days a small daily dose of OTC omeprazole.  I also follow a reflux or gastritis diet. There are lots online but the common denominators to these diets is you need to cut out caffeine, alcohol, rich, spicy, acidic food etc and eat small regularly spaced meals.   When I get a sore stomach, I also find it helpful to drink lots of water.  I also find hot water with a few slices of ginger very soothing to sip, or camomile tea.  A wedge pillow at night is good for reflux. Also,  best not to eat a meal 2-3 hours before going to bed. If the stomach pain is getting worse, though, it would be wise to see the doctor again. I hope some of this helps. Cristiana    
    • Me,Sue
      I was diagnosed with coeliac disease a couple of years ago [ish]. I love my food and a variety of food, so it's been hard, as it is with everyone. I try and ensure everything I eat doesn't contain gluten, but occasionally I think something must have got through that has gluten in. Mainly I know because I have to dash to the loo, but recently I have noticed that I feel nauseous after possibly being glutened. I think the thing that I have got better at is knowing what to do when I feel wiped out after a gluten 'episode'. I drink loads of water, and have just started drinking peppermint tea. I also have rehydration powders to drink. I don't feel like eating much, but eventually feel like I need to eat. Gluten free flapjacks, or gluten free cereal, or a small gluten free kids meal are my go to. I am retired, so luckily I can rest, sometimes even going to bed when nothing else works. So I feel that I am getting better at knowing how to try and get back on track. I am also trying to stick to a simpler menu and eat mostly at home so that I can be more confident about what I am eating. THANKS TO THOSE WHO REPLIED ABOUT THE NAUSEA .
    • Francis M
      Thanks. Since the back and forth and promises of review and general stalling went on for more than six months, the credit company will no longer investigate. They have a cutoff of maybe six months.
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