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Jestgar Rising Star
It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

:lol: :lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
:o Has it really been that long??? :o

:D Wow--that's a LOT o'silliness!

:D Yes, i'tis!!!!!!!!!!!! We are one Psilly bunch.

:wub:

and we are lucky to have found such a bless-ed and fortunate place

Actually.....I'll bet he releases a burst of scent every few minutes :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

from his anal glands, I bet :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol: :lol: :lol:

from his anal glands, I bet :lol:

oh gads.

Do NOT want to hear the stories from those expression events. :greenguy:

mushroom Proficient
If we quote Neroli, are we "doing shrooms"?

And here I is all this time walking around, not knowing I was supposed to be whacked out, but instead smelling of orange blossom :lol:[b/]

Almost forgot. Neroli, your pie sounds FABULOUS. I love anything with lemon in it.

Alas, pie was not as fab as I would have liked--see post on cooking thread. Everyone scarfed it anyway :)

And hey, what are doing up posting this time of day? I tawt you was a night owl, a midnight rambler, a woman [of the night guided by the awake with the moon. Does you not sleeep?

I post when the spirit moves me when I have time when I can't sleep when nobody else is on the computer.

We only has one itsy bitsy little owl here, and he's called a morepork :lol: , a hog eater!, who woulda thought? And it's kinda nice in the middle of the night to hear this little bird crying "More pork! More pork!"[b/]

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . ... .. :unsure: .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . ......... :huh:

:rolleyes:

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word :lol: describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us :( For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 :( (hope nuffin happens that day)

I did'na win at bridge today(good hostess), the lemon meringue pie was not phantabulous, Miss Emily barfed up a furball this morning and slept on the bridgeplayers' sweaters all afternoon, but has this beatific smile on her face 'cos she didn't have to clean it up, and she says, you shoulda brushed me, drongo. At least she chose the tiled floor. Our Abby (when we had her, bless her heart) always made a mad dash for the rug to barf. AARRGGH. :angry: And I did'na know any better and was giving her this gluten with the horrible red dye in it, and here she should have been a total carnivore :( . Oh, the total shame, and the poor kitters.

Getting s.l.e.e.p.y. Night night, see you in the afternoon evening whenever. If this post fails, I think I will shoot meselph, or take computer lessons on SeniorNet.

'shroom

nikki-uk Enthusiast

ALWAYS laughing along peeps, but meybe not always commenting ;) <t'is to do wiv me being too bloody lazy to quote :ph34r: >

.......by the way........how DO you do a 'shroom? I wouldn't know about such things. <angelface>

I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( :lol: ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!! :lol::wacko:

T'is dull, dull, damp and grEy and I am now reduced to handwashing some clothes!!! :angry:<_<:angry: ..........if I can just climb out from under this pile of dirty laundry :o

GAHHH!!!!

GADS!! The damage to me hands!!! I am soooo getting me a manicure when the blasted washer's fixed :rolleyes:

<_< ....doubt I'll even be able to get to the door to let the repair man IN by Thursday :mellow:

Maybe I could throw a few bits in the dishwasher???,a couple of socks in the (electric) kettle??? :unsure::blink:

ERMM SUEZHIIII!!!!.......I'd like to mention that Patti and *I* were also on the phirst page of psillyness all those years ago :rolleyes:*snigger*

jerseyangel Proficient
T'is dull, dull, damp and grEy and I am now reduced to handwashing some clothes!!! :angry:<_<:angry: ..........if I can just climb out from under this pile of dirty laundry :o

GAHHH!!!!

GADS!! The damage to me hands!!! I am soooo getting me a manicure when the blasted washer's fixed :rolleyes:

Gawd Nik, you poor wee thing ya! Still doin yer laundry by hand--and wif all those big guy clothes, too! :o:( I should say--yes--treat thyselph to a manacure as soon as it's fixed. B) Lawd knows, you deserve it :D

Were we on the very phirst page? I knew we were around somewhere around the start.....sumpin bout silly songs..... :P

flourgirl Apprentice

QUOTE (elye @ Apr 27 2009, 04:56 PM)

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

it really is the hardest thing to figger out, isn't it? A whole new fun time warp twist for Sillyville

*cackle*

I don't worry about the time zones, or mermaid meridian lines or any of that stuff. For me, Psilliville has it's own time warp, totally outside of "real" time. Kinda sucks you in and holds you under if you're not careful!


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Jestgar Rising Star

At 3:30 this morning Lyle brought a live, squeaking mouse into the room, which he proceeded to chase around, and then LOST.

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

(At least I know he's not chewing through my unwashed socks that're piled around the room.)

elye Community Regular

Rayechulll and I is Squigglin' together this early morn' . .. . ...Jeez, and we hardly know each other. . ....... :rolleyes:

Actually.....I'll bet he releases a burst of scent every few minutes :lol::lol::lol:

from his anal glands, I bet :lol:

Do NOT want to hear the stories from those expression events. :greenguy:

I vaguely remember discovering (how? :huh: through my vet, I believe) and sharing with y'all that we humans DO, ourselves, have anal glands. They are relatively dormant, and perform nothing like those of many four-legged mammals.

However, I am willing to believe that DH has a mutant gene, passed from his mother, causing anything but dormancy. Unbelievable..... aromatic activity, even after all this time gluten-free. Please remember his phart-charting numbers. . . . ...

No spraying or anything, thank gawd. :o

Well, d'ya think I'd still be with the bloke were that happening??

:lol:

Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us :( For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer.

:wacko::wacko: Gahhhhhh. . . ....I'd nae last. .. . .....!!

Now, when you posted, Shroom, it was 6:40 pm my time. . ....six hours behind you, as France is. But wait.......is it TWELVE hours, plus the six?? Must be, as I know you guys are wayyyyy ahead of us. . .......

Ow, My braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn. . .. ... .. ......

I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( :lol: ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!! :lol::wacko:

Everybody but POeter's brother, who will not touch any foodstuffs that are.......what.....on a different evolutionary level than humans....er sumfin'. . . ...Um, I DO know that his list of non-edibles includes mushrooms. . . . . ...

POeter! Why in hell is this again?

:rolleyes:

Nik and her hands! Ya aren't wearing any gloves, then? I say YES, throw a load o' darks into the dishwasher -- 'tis yer new ebay acquisition, and should clean them up wondrously. . . ....and there is a drying cycle, as well, I'm sure! You're set. . . ....

B)

mimommy Contributor
We are just so USED to our insane cleverness, that we're no longer shocked.

We are amazingly professional and astute and now, quite enduring in our profound silliness.

What an eloquent orator our designated designee is :wub:

But Suze, what if we're not insanely clever, rather cleverly insane . What if our affection is cleverly disguising our afflliction?

Hmmm....what's Mimms putting in her coffee????

Soooozie should be our Honourary Forever Princess, er Goodwill Ambassador, er some such impressive figgerhead. . .. .....

:lol::lol:

And here I is all this time walking around, not knowing I was supposed to be whacked out, but instead smelling of orange blossom

I post when the spirit moves me when I have time when I can't sleep when nobody else is on the computer.

We only has one itsy bitsy little owl here, and he's called a morepork :lol: , a hog eater!, who woulda thought? And it's kinda nice in the middle of the night to hear this little bird crying "More pork! More pork!"[b/]

We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word :lol: describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us :( For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 :( (hope nuffin happens that day)

I did'na win at bridge today(good hostess), the lemon meringue pie was not phantabulous, Miss Emily barfed up a furball this morning and slept on the bridgeplayers' sweaters all afternoon, but has this beatific smile on her face 'cos she didn't have to clean it up, and she says, you shoulda brushed me, drongo. At least she chose the tiled floor. Our Abby (when we had her, bless her heart) always made a mad dash for the rug to barf. AARRGGH. :angry: And I did'na know any better and was giving her this gluten with the horrible red dye in it, and here she should have been a total carnivore :( . Oh, the total shame, and the poor kitters.

Getting s.l.e.e.p.y. Night night, see you in the afternoon evening whenever. If this post fails, I think I will shoot meselph, or take computer lessons on SeniorNet.

'shroom

Neroli, you whole post was fantastic, don't know where to even start.

Orangeblossoms: You're such a flower child. Late night posts by the light of the moon. I shall refer to you henceforth as Moonbeam

The Morepork owl story was wonderful!

Maybe I could throw a few bits in the dishwasher???, a couple of socks in the (electric) kettle???

*note to self--never--EVER--accept tea from Nikki

flourgirl Apprentice

OMG Psillies.......have you ever used one of those automatic air fresheners that releases a burst of scent every few minutes???

My DD put one in the den, and.....

It sounds like a snotty cat sneeze!!!

I keep thinkin......poor Tinkerbell!!

Lord, I sure don't need one o' those.....I got a DH who does this regularly. . . .....

:lol:

Heh heh heh.....we must have shopped for our hubbies in the same outlet! :lol::lol:

We can't use things like this at home....te air fresheners, I mean. We both are scent-sensitive. Would be nice to be able to *wear* a scent once in a while, but we both get sick from it. :( (sigh)

Just another day here in the 'ville - is it Civkebs that poop out that coffee? can't remember (too lazy to google - would involve the effort of opening up another screen )

Mornin/evenin/twilightzonetime everyspillibody! Day off today.....tenk Gott!!! Don't think I could face find the energy to go in today. BUT, it's still summery here and I'ma gonna play outside (if it kills me). Hope yer all doing jess phine!

mimommy Contributor
We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word :lol: describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us :( For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 :( (hope nuffin happens that day)

Aye, carumba. Oy vey. I had written this whole thing in the last post and it just...disappeared <<<spookymusicemoticon>>

BUMFOOZLED :lol: Reminds me of Horton Hears a Who :D

AnyWho--I have been to the county in Indiana that had the weird time zone issues, many times. I think they have regulated it now so that all counties have to be on the same time, but a few years ago it was allowed to be set by individual county. There was one particular county that voted for Daylight Savings Time, when the others didn't. If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain). The post office had clocks for world time, local time, and county time. The local gas station had a sign that said "Does anybody really know what time it is?"

On our first trip there my cell phone downloaded the updated time THREE times between the Michigan/Indiana border and our arrival out our hotel :blink::unsure:

QUOTE (elye @ Apr 27 2009, 04:56 PM)

What in hell time IS it down there, anyways, Shroom?. . .. .......8 am er sumfin'? Is it Monday or Tuesday in NZ? Think you are ahead of us. . . ........I'm quite bumfoozled. . .........

it really is the hardest thing to figger out, isn't it? A whole new fun time warp twist for Sillyville

*cackle*

I don't worry about the time zones, or mermaid meridian lines or any of that stuff. For me, Psilliville has it's own time warp, totally outside of "real" time. Kinda sucks you in and holds you under if you're not careful!

Aye, Lass, tis true. I am now late :(

At 3:30 this morning Lyle brought a live, squeaking mouse into the room, which he proceeded to chase around, and then LOST.

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

(At least I know he's not chewing through my unwashed socks that're piled around the room.)

They make great pets. Mine has super healing powers. A mouse with nine lives if ever there was, to be sure.

Must...go...to...work<<wahwahwahemoticon>>

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

morning

Hi all

Nikki......oye, sorry about the hand washing of all the laundry

Patti......heard on tv your getting 3-4 " of rain this am.

guess you pay for your sunny days and warm weather........oye :o

must get out to paint and scrape before it hits 90

Judy

curlyfries Contributor
We ackshully get a bit bumfoozled (love that word :lol: describes it poifectlly) by it too. Depends who is on or off daylight saving/PST/EST/MT/Navajo Nation/those crazy folk in Indiana/time so we end up ringing calling peeples at 4 in the morning who ain't especially pleased to hear from us :( For what it's worth, right now it's 10:40 p.m., five hours behind but one day ahead of Pacific Daylight Saving Time, because we just went off daylight saving because they couldn't find any more light to be saved any longer. So yes, it's Tuesday, almost Wednesday, but when I come back to US I will have two June 8's,arriving before I left, and when I returns will totally miss September 17 :( (hope nuffin happens that day)

Those who???.....what?????........We were perfectly happy with our time zone, thank you very much! :lol:

Everybody but POeter's brother, who will not touch any foodstuffs that are.......what.....on a different evolutionary level than humans....er sumfin'. . . ...Um, I DO know that his list of non-edibles includes mushrooms. . . . . ...

POeter! Why in hell is this again?

I don't know about PeOter's brother, but mushrooms are......like...........ewwwww..........................FUNGUS!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Hey, I LOVE fungus! Well, I suppose not ALL varieties. ........ . . ..especially the stuff I used to get under me big toe.. .... . . . .:greenguy:...... . . . .

OMG.....Indiana time zones... . . . :huh: ...how in hell would people LIVE like that?? Is it still this way? Think I'd be blubbering mess . .. . . . ......

I have trouble with the one-hour change twice a year.....I can just imagine me living through it every day. "Let's see......must give fast-acting insulin NOW, but no....it will be an hour later when I'm home from work. . . . .so I shall wait, and eat an hour earlier. . ....but wait .. .."

:wacko:

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

MOre pork owl :D:D

Can one ever have enough pork???

But Suze, what if we're not insanely clever, rather cleverly insane . What if our affection is cleverly disguising our afflliction?

OMG!!!!! YES!!!!! What if...??????? :unsure: - am askeert!!

*note to self--never--EVER--accept tea from Nikki

HEY!!! I gots 4 males in me house...that's ALOT of socks to wash with no washing machine :lol:

AnyWho--I have been to the county in Indiana that had the weird time zone issues, many times. I think they have regulated it now so that all counties have to be on the same time, but a few years ago it was allowed to be set by individual county. There was one particular county that voted for Daylight Savings Time, when the others didn't. If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain). The post office had clocks for world time, local time, and county time. The local gas station had a sign that said "Does anybody really know what time it is?"

On our first trip there my cell phone downloaded the updated time THREE times between the Michigan/Indiana border and our arrival out our hotel :blink::unsure:

WHAAAAATTTTT???????

Are you Northerly American peeps winding me up again??? :blink::lol:

Dear GAAAWD!!!! Time Zones make me li'l brain turn to custard :lol:

I think NZ is 11 hours ahead of me (British Summer Time) and *I* am 8 hrs ahead of you PDTime peeps ,which would mean 'Shroom is :blink: like 19HOURS AHEAD of yerz .... :wacko:

Most wackl INDEED!!

We need 'Psillyville' time zone (for the addicted and afflicted :lol: )

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sills

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

time zone discushuns is very phunny :lol:

no time to quote -

but did you all see this??

:unsure:

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poor widdle dog!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LURVE yer pic. Looks like you are on the beach, however. :huh:

I am confuzzled :lol:

You on a sandy beach wif deck chairs, and yer two sub-standard poodles

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

am at work - and, I just showed my boss and my young co-worker, Derek, my cleavage sternum.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

it was shocking......in its phlagrant display of savage boniness :lol:

and the looks on their faces :lol:

Derek had to avert his gaze :lol:

OMG! just read Reighchull's time zone discussion :o:wacko::blink:

Nik -she actually is NOT windin' you up - 'tis true!!!!! and most wackl

Hey - where in hell is gianknit????

and Geoss has a live, unsupervised MOUSE? :unsure:

this is untenable......

I have a pest control man coming to spray tomorrow.....rather pleased :rolleyes:

back to......"work"

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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...the pet psychic reunited them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ......... wait :unsure: ...we don't have them 'ere <_<

am at work - and, I just showed my boss and my young co-worker, Derek, my cleavage sternum.

:lol: x10 with *SNOOooRT*

Picturing, poor wee Derek averting his gaze :lol: ...... looking (I suspect) like a rabbit in the headlights :lol:

- where in hell is gianknit????

Meybe she's lost in one of them there weirdy-beardy time zones of which you speak????? :o

or

p'raps her back is still out :(

<out where???.....will it be smart dress only?? :unsure: >

I have a pest control man coming to spray tomorrow.....rather pleased :rolleyes:

Is this to get rid of the wee Mexican Hispanic man?? :blink::lol:

:lol: crackin meselph up here!!

JOODEE!!!!

Crack on with that porch girl!! :D

Football's on tv <_<

Socks and pants boxers shorts knickers panties are soaking in the bath (tub) :rolleyes:

...was that TMI???

I am discombobulated by it all :blink:;)

elye Community Regular

Savage Sooooze is showing 'er bony sternum off. . . . .at the office, yet. .. .... :o

How did this happen, Sooozle? Were you bending over a file cabinet? The paper-shredder? All details, s'il vous plait.. . ....

:lol:

:unsure:

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Wow! Six pounds really flies!

Well.....I can only begin to imagine how far I'd be thrown.... . kilometres, I am certain. <_<

Um, not. The gale-force wind would probably cause me to lean forward a wee bit. . . ...

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LURVE yer pic. Looks like you are on the beach, however. :huh:

'Tis on me deck, in my MUSCOKA chair, dogs ensconced.. . .......

Today it is FREEZING. :huh: Yesterday 30 C, today 13 if we are lucky. :angry:

mushroom Proficient
I dunno Leese, BUT I got me to thinking ( :lol: ) that we could make a Frittata - throw the 'shrooms in....AND it's got CHEESE for PadT

Everybody's happy!! :lol::wacko:

Wait a minute here, I is fried already! Keep the heat off me. Drowning in eggs and cheese?? GAAH If I has to go, make it ice cream and chocolate please :lol:

Now I have an unsupervised rodent wandering around my house.

Look under the bed, Jess; they is always under the bed. Even the rat what got into my house was under da bed (well, when he wasn't making a nest under the recliner or hiding behind the heatilator fireplace and pooping all over the house after eating the cat food.. But we got the little bugger in the end, trapped him in the firebox and Dh shot 'im with his airgun--good shot that man, right 'tween the eyes. Think I'll keep him..no, not the rat, psillies. :lol:

Now, when you posted, Shroom, it was 6:40 pm my time. . ....six hours behind you, as France is. But wait.......is it TWELVE hours, plus the six?? Must be, as I know you guys are wayyyyy ahead of us. . .......

Ow, My braaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnn. . .. ... .. ......

Don't know what kind of clock you have Em, OR WHAT TIME ZONE you is in there, but that could nae be the time for thee... 6:40 a.m. p'rhaps and you was just getting up? Or was you eating dinner? Ahh, I get it, you base your time on France and calculate everything from there. That's a canuck for ya. Hey, I read that was a "slightly disparaging" term, so don't mean to disparage :lol::P We do the same thing, base everything on GMT and good 'ole England, but we is slowly cutting our colonial apron strings.

If you had a long commute it could be a different time at your job than at your home. You could arrive somewhere the same time you left, but the return trip was 2 hours later (that re-entry is a b****, Captain).

:lol: :lol: Yep, I used to correspond with someone in that boat, lived right near the border; meant arranging meetings with other folks over the line was a bit difficult. And you always ended up missing your curfew :lol:

It's that time of year here where it can't decide whether to be Indian Summer, or fall--well, it's definitely falling--or winter with the icy southerlies blasting up from the Antarctic. Just like Em, it goes from 30 to 13 overnight (yesterday was 29, today might get to 12). If it stops raining must get out and tidy up my garden a bit, PLANT WINTER VEG (for the housesitter??? well, yes, if I want her to do a good job and luv me kitty an' all)'

'shroom

DingoGirl Enthusiast

WHERE IS EVERYONE?????? :huh: <lip quiver>

thank gawd Emmel and Nik showed up, I was feelin' askeert and lonely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't quote - am at work - but Nikkel's whole poast cracked me up, as did Emmel's :lol:

TMI? did Nik actually ask us that? :lol:

Emmel! my cleavage.....well, I showed young Derek a halter dress I've purchased on ebay. He mentioned that it was quite low-cut (it's NORMAL, and hardly shows anything) and said my cleavage would show.

"Impossible," I laughed, "one would have to have cleavage for it to show."

.....at which moment I promptly yanked down my crew-neck t-shirt, showed my entire sternum, and pummelled it for extra effect (the sound of the knuckles against the bones is.....really quite powerful)

:lol:

:lol:

am feeling most wackl adn giddy today :lol:

Karenly is coming over later with a fresh batch of oranges and some yummy grapefruits from her parents' trees - she says the flavoUr is quite good, at this time - - -

you know what that means, Sills - -

FUZZIES and GREYHOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where in hell do you GO for the winter??????

oh, this is glamorous, Sills.......I just know it

the time zone talk is making me looney :wacko:

:lol:

elye Community Regular
.....at which moment I promptly yanked down my crew-neck t-shirt, showed my entire sternum, and pummelled it for extra effect (the sound of the knuckles against the bones is.....really quite powerful)

Soooooze, this is, again, rather simian of you. . .. . ..

:lol:

WHO IS KARENLY? Do we know of this person? :unsure: She does sound phab, complete with home-grown citrus. . . . .....MethinksI want a karenly........

All right, speaking of breast-bashing and such: DD came to me with a very Ripper-like factoid, and one that I shall google as it just seems too out of whack to believe -- but I thought I would toss it out to my Psills to chew over:

Apparently, one in TWENTY women has a third nipple.

:huh:

This cannot be so. That is a lot of women circulating with three nipples! I have seen, what, a thousand different women in the shower at the gym so far in my life. FIFTY of them should have had three nipples!

.. . ... . . ........That's 1,500 nipples! :huh:

:lol:

Must read up on this .. . ...... . .

And are the extra ones all purported to be on the breasts? Do they ever appear on one's feet, or forehead??

Where did she get such a piece of information? I believe she said it was a gynecological publication. . . .....

Or from one of her fellow fifteen-year old girlfriends, yukking it up in the school washroom between classes. . ....

:rolleyes:

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    • lizzie42
      Neither of them were anemic 6 months after the Celiac diagnosis. His other vitamin levels (d, B12) were never low. My daughters levels were normal after the first 6 months. Is the thiamine test just called thiamine? 
    • knitty kitty
      Yes, I do think they need a Thiamine supplement at least. Especially since they eat red meat only occasionally. Most fruits and vegetables are not good sources of Thiamine.  Legumes (beans) do contain thiamine.  Fruits and veggies do have some of the other B vitamins, but thiamine B 1 and  Cobalamine B12 are mostly found in meats.  Meat, especially organ meats like liver, are the best sources of Thiamine, B12, and the six other B vitamins and important minerals like iron.   Thiamine has antibacterial and antiviral properties.  Thiamine is important to our immune systems.  We need more thiamine when we're physically ill or injured, when we're under stress emotionally, and when we exercise, especially outside in hot weather.  We need thiamine and other B vitamins like Niacin B 3 to keep our gastrointestinal tract healthy.  We can't store thiamine for very long.  We can get low in thiamine within three days.  Symptoms can appear suddenly when a high carbohydrate diet is consumed.  (Rice and beans are high in carbohydrates.)  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so symptoms can wax and wane depending on what one eats.  The earliest symptoms like fatigue and anxiety are easily contributed to other things or life events and dismissed.   Correcting nutritional deficiencies needs to be done quickly, especially in children, so their growth isn't stunted.  Nutritional deficiencies can affect intelligence.  Vitamin D deficiency can cause short stature and poor bone formation.   Is your son taking anything for the anemia?  Is the anemia caused by B12 or iron deficiency?  
    • lizzie42
      Thank you! That's helpful. My kids eat very little processed food. Tons of fruit, vegetables, cheese, eggs and occasional red meat. We do a lot of rice and bean bowls, stir fry, etc.  Do you think with all the fruits and vegetables they need a vitamin supplement? I feel like their diet is pretty healthy and balanced with very limited processed food. The only processed food they eat regularly is a bowl of Cheerios here and there.  Could shaking legs be a symptom of just a one-time gluten exposure? I guess there's no way to know for sure if they're getting absolutely zero exposure because they do go to school a couple times a week. We do homeschool but my son does a shared school 2x a week and my daughter does a morning Pre-K 3 x a week.  At home our entire house is strictly gluten free and it is extremely rare for us to eat out. If we eat at someone else's house I usually just bring their food. When we have play dates we bring all the snacks, etc. I try to be really careful since they're still growing. They also, of course, catch kids viruses all the time so I  want to make sure I know whether they're just sick or they've had gluten. It can be pretty confusing when they're pretty young to even be explaining their symptoms! 
    • Scott Adams
      That is interesting, and it's the first time I heard about the umbilical cord beings used for that test. Thanks for sharing!
    • knitty kitty
      @lizzie42, You're being a good mom, seeking answers for your son.  Cheers! Subclinical thiamine deficiency commonly occurs with anemia.  An outright Thiamine deficiency can be precipitated by the consumption of a high carbohydrate meal.   Symptoms of Thiamine deficiency include feeling shakey or wobbly in the legs, muscle weakness or cramps, as well as aggression and irritability, confusion, mood swings and behavior changes.  Thiamine is essential to the production of neurotransmitters like serotonin and dopamine which keep us calm and rational.   @Jsingh, histamine intolerance is also a symptom of Thiamine deficiency.  Thiamine is needed to prevent mast cells from releasing histamine at the slightest provocation as is seen in histamine intolerance.  Thiamine and the other B vitamins and Vitamin C are needed to clear histamine from the body.  Without sufficient thiamine and other B vitamins to clear it, the histamine builds up.  High histamine levels can change behavior, too.  High histamine levels are found in the brains of patients with schizophrenia.  Thiamine deficiency can also cause extreme hunger or conversely anorexia.   High carbohydrate meals can precipitate thiamine deficiency because additional thiamine is required to process carbohydrates for the body to use as fuel.  The more carbohydrates one eats daily, the more one needs additional thiamine above the RDA.  Thiamine is water soluble, safe and nontoxic even in high doses. Keep in mind that gluten-free processed foods like cookies and such are not required to be fortified and enriched with vitamins and minerals like their gluten containing counterparts are.  Limit processed gluten-free foods.  They are often full of empty calories and unhealthy saturated fats and additives, and are high in histamine or histamine release triggers.  It's time you bought your own vitamins to supplement what is not being absorbed due to malabsorption of Celiac disease.  Benfotiamine is a form of Thiamine that has been shown to improve intestinal health as well as brain function. Do talk to your doctors and dieticians about supplementing with the essential vitamins and minerals while your children are growing up gluten free.  Serve nutritionally dense foods.  Meats and liver are great sources of B vitamins and minerals. Hope this helps!  Keep us posted on your progress!
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