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mimommy Contributor
I dont't eat any subs

Well I should HOPE not :o:rolleyes:

What pray tell is a mrs mays bar?


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jerseyangel Proficient
Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

Just getting used to things down here, and Mark wasn't home much for dinner for the first several weeks.....

In PA, there were 3 of us and I spent about $200 a week all told. Yeah..... <_<

Now, with just the two of us in TX, it's probably about $100 a week. We don't go out to eat much, just PF Changs a few times a month--and of course Starbucks.

jerseyangel Proficient

Yep--better get to beddie-by Jess. Pee first!! :lol:;)

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Well I should HOPE not :o:rolleyes:

What pray tell is a mrs mays bar?

:lol: :lol: eat actual food. mno weird braads and stuff

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Yep--better get to beddie-by Jess. Pee first!! :lol:;)

yes clearly the approptirate seqence of ecvetnts.

mite all

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must add

MIMI MAFDE ME DO IT!! she saifd must dring!!


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jerseyangel Proficient

Those Mrs. May's bars look good. I don't think I've ever seen them.

Youse guys up there in the great northwest have some really good stuff!

jerseyangel Proficient
yes clearly the approptirate seqence of ecvetnts.

mite all

Always the scientist :P

Mite, Jess :rolleyes:

mimommy Contributor
Always the scientist :P

Mite, Jess :rolleyes:

:lol:

Thanks for the company tonight ladies :D

Mite, Jess. Mite Pat. Mite anonymous onlookers ;)

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Mite anonymous onlookers ;)

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ummm i'm fakingf this for ewveryone.;wss enjoynest

actuklaly very setrouis

mimommy Contributor
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ummm i'm fakingf this for ewveryone.;wss enjoynest

actuklaly very setrouis

oh, pishaw. Now I've heard it all. :lol: Yes, this is very setrouis (is that a new color?)

I thought you were down for the count?

I may still pour another...

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol:

Thanks for the company tonight ladies :D

Mite, Jess. Mite Pat. Mite anonymous onlookers ;)

Twas phun--I think we all needed it! ;)

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: ummm i'm fakingf this for ewveryone.;wss enjoynest

actuklaly very setrouis

Whaaaaaa?????? :lol:

I thought you were on yer way to bed, young lady.

mimommy Contributor

I have to give you all my recipe for easy frozen pina coladas:

2-12 oz cans frozen lemonade

1-15 oz can coco lopez pure cream of coconut

1-48 oz can 100% pineapple juice

3 cups bacardi light rum

7-up

Mix all ingredients except 7-up in a freezer safe pastic container with lid (leave room in top for vapors--don't overfill). Freeze over night. When ready to serve, scoop out pina colada mix and add small amount of 7-up to achieve desired consistency.

Yum!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Those look yummy, R. I used to love Pina Coladas, but I can't tolerate coconut anymore. :angry:

Stupid, inconvenient intolerances <_<

I can, however, tolerate wine--and am doing so more and more as of late :lol:

mimommy Contributor
Stupid, inconvenient intolerances <_<

You're darn tootin :angry::ph34r:

But wine is good ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
But wine is good ;)

Yep--real good! :D

I think Jess gave in and went to bed. Think I'm about to do the same.

Mite MM :)

mimommy Contributor

Mite-y mite :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning peeps!! :D

A quick look in ....just checking on M's Dad ;)

WHAT THE......!!!!!!.......MUCH to comment on last nights activities :lol:

Jess!,..Jess!!!..does your head hurt???

Those look yummy, R. I used to love Pina Coladas, but I can't tolerate coconut anymore. :angry:

Stupid, inconvenient intolerances <_<

I can, however, tolerate wine--and am doing so more and more as of late :lol:

Got ME a wine intolerance <_<:lol:

Back later....double Sven :rolleyes:

Summer has left England :angry: ....replaced by constant driving rain <_<

elye Community Regular

GOOD HUNGOVER MORNING, YA BUNCH O' P!SSTANKS!

(In my very loudest cyber-voice). . . . .....

:lol::lol::lol:

Such entertaining reading . . . .. . ....thank you so much, guys -- something I really needed this morning. LAFFS!

Your meandering discourse through last evening reminded me of the classic Flowers for Algernon. If you have not read it, you've missed a poignant masterpiece, and it is well worth it. It is a fantasy story - - the printed diary of a young man who is very mentally challenged (Down's syndrome, perhaps). His writing is exactly like the 11 pm rantings of Jyess and Rayechull.

A scientist begins to study him, and administers a new neurological drug that may "cure" mental retardation. Incredible what happens as one reads along - -the changes that slowly begin to occur with his discourse.

But NO SUCH thing happened last eve - - just kept declining into a final debauchery. :lol:

Wish I'd been there!

Friend's hibyy is out of work (drat this economy). He's made himself a goal of finding a bird feeder that will defetat the squirrles.

OMG.....I don't wanna know. .. . . .... ... :unsure: . . .. . .... ...a feeder that will DEFETAT the squirrels?... ....... . .. ...does it irradicate or neutralize them? Squish them? Fill them with toxic gas?

Jyess, you need to defetat yer boss.

I am in for Texas, depending on the time of year. We have often talked about a trip down south, and Texas would be brilliant. .. . ... . .

. . ....In Patteigh's new home!!!!! :):)

My dad is actually awake now. .. ...haven't heard much more.....going in this am. Thank so much, dear friends, for your concern. . . . . ..... :wub::wub:

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Jess!,..Jess!!!..does your head hurt???

yes

GOOD HUNGOVER MORNING, YA BUNCH O' P!SSTANKS!

(In my very loudest cyber-voice). . . . .....

My dad is actually awake now. .. ...haven't heard much more.....going in this am. Thank so much, dear friends, for your concern. . . . . ..... :wub::wub:

Gads will ya pipe down fer th' luv' a' Peter Sawyer.

:wub::wub: to your dad.

Bring him one of the queen's pina coladas. He probably needs one about now.

It's Sunday. People are sleeping in.

jerseyangel Proficient
Got ME a wine intolerance <_<:lol:

Say it ain't so, Nik!! :o Stay dry over there :D

I am in for Texas, depending on the time of year. We have often talked about a trip down south, and Texas would be brilliant. ..

Em!! Yess!! Youse need to come down here. We can take Sophie and Jack to the Space Station, go to Changs (they know how to cook fer us), drink wine, larff.......please put us on yer itinerary when you come south and plan to stay wif us whilst here! :D

Great news about yer dad being awake this AM--twas the news I was hoping to hear!! :)

Gads will ya pipe down fer th' luv' a' Peter Sawyer.

Mornin' sunshine!! :D :D

mimommy Contributor
WHAT THE......!!!!!!.......MUCH to comment on last nights activities

Jess!,..Jess!!!..does your head hurt???

It was totally ridivculous ;)

GOOD HUNGOVER MORNING, YA BUNCH O' P!SSTANKS!

(In my very loudest cyber-voice). . . . .....

Such entertaining reading . . . .. . ....thank you so much, guys -- something I really needed this morning. LAFFS!

Your meandering discourse through last evening reminded me of the classic Flowers for Algernon. If you have not read it, you've missed a poignant masterpiece, and it is well worth it. It is a fantasy story - - the printed diary of a young man who is very mentally challenged (Down's syndrome, perhaps). His writing is exactly like the 11 pm rantings of Jyess and Rayechull.

A scientist begins to study him, and administers a new neurological drug that may "cure" mental retardation. Incredible what happens as one reads along - -the changes that slowly begin to occur with his discourse.

But NO SUCH thing happened last eve - - just kept declining into a final debauchery.

Wish I'd been there!

OMG.....I don't wanna know. .. . . .... ... :unsure: . . .. . .... ...a feeder that will DEFETAT the squirrels?... ....... . .. ...does it irradicate or neutralize them? Squish them? Fill them with toxic gas?

Jyess, you need to defetat yer boss.

I am in for Texas, depending on the time of year. We have often talked about a trip down south, and Texas would be brilliant. .. . ... . .

. . ....In Patteigh's new home!!!!!

My dad is actually awake now. .. ...haven't heard much more.....going in this am. Thank so much, dear friends, for your concern. . . . . .....

Glad to hear your dad is awake. Keep us posted today :wub:

I am going to read 'Algernon' this summer, very intriguing :D

No, twere no cures for retardation discovered 'ere last eve, only causes :unsure:

Squirrel neutralizer :lol::lol:

yes

Gads will ya pipe down fer th' luv' a' Peter Sawyer.

:wub: to your dad.

Bring him one of the queen's pina coladas. He probably needs one about now.

It's Sunday. People are sleeping in.

Poor Jess. Now it's 'crying rain'--the moanin' after.

No headache pour mois. The first couple of sips make me feel mellow and buzzed and relaxed. By the end of the second drink I feel sober again and get the shakes. Hard to sleep. Wine especially does this to me.

"For the love of Peter"-- a new classic!! :lol::lol:

Say it ain't so, Nik!! Stay dry over there

Em!! Yess!! Youse need to come down here. We can take Sophie and Jack to the Space Station, go to Changs (they know how to cook fer us), drink wine, larff.......please put us on yer itinerary when you come south and plan to stay wif us whilst here!

Great news about yer dad being awake this AM--twas the news I was hoping to hear!! :)

Mornin' sunshine!!

A tex-ass sized reunification--excellent. Now would be a good time B) So nice of you to offer, Pat :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yes, we MUST find a way to meet, if only for a one nighter. I am ready to credit card the expense--any one else? If the gorillas can do it every year, then surely we can do it once, eh folks?

Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait :unsure: .......... I need a bank loan (ridivculously small credit card limit <_< )

BOO!!

Re: UPS I just hope I have a job to go back to in the fall, because I've also mad the decision to leave job number 2 once and for all come September (I have to keep it for sumer because I can make in a day and half what I make in a week at UPS.

blood money, every cent

Ok, I'm intruiged.....you can make in a day & a half what you make @ UPS

You say it's BLOOD money :unsure:

Are YOU a part time tassel twirling SHOWGIRL??????? :blink::o:lol:

Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

Oh my GAAAAWD!!!!!! :o

Do NOT, EVER move to London....... you may starve :unsure:

We virtually NEVER eat out, 5 of us, mixed kitchen (but really minimal gluten going on)

...must be around

mimommy Contributor
Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait :unsure: .......... I need a bank loan (ridivculously small credit card limit <_< )

BOO!!

Ok, I'm intruiged.....you can make in a day & a half what you make @ UPS

You say it's BLOOD money :unsure:

Are YOU a part time tassel twirling SHOWGIRL??????? :blink::o:lol:

Oh my GAAAAWD!!!!!! :o

Do NOT, EVER move to London....... you may starve :unsure:

We virtually NEVER eat out, 5 of us, mixed kitchen (but really minimal gluten going on)

...must be around

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