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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor
Hey--I just had a thought. If we ever all get together, we should bring our squeeky phootwear and do a little musical number. Jess could choreograph the thing--it would be kinda like playing the bells :lol: Except wif our pheet :P

Patteigh! What a great idea. All squeaky footwear at the ready. For percussion, we could incorporate this new popping noise that is happening with my new overuse injury atop my foot. Anybody have any cracking knees? They would work well, too. OH! And if we wait until May, when my mold allergy kicks in, we'll have my whistling nose at our disposal.

Now, THIS could collaborate into a veritable symphony. . ........!

In addition to squeeky shoes, I have a right big toe that will crack at will. Might be good for that perfect flourish at the end of a number :rolleyes::lol: Ya know, instead of a triangle, er sumphin.

All this started because of my chirping shoes??? :o

.....and I don't even have them anymore! They would surely have been the highlight of the symphony! ;)

Jan-knit!!.....Your MIL can meet MY MIL!!!! Does she like to garden?

..........and by the way.........

<_<

.....where is the pic-a-nic pic???

I leave you psillies with one simple task.........to bug Jan-knit for the pic..........and you fail miserably

tsk....tsk.....tsk

:rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Jeepers Leesigh--I phorgot all about the pic-a-nic-a-pic! :o

I wanna see it Jan-it (whining voice) plleeessseee!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

........... drive by poop-in

Apologies for my neglect - why am I so busy???? :unsure: , worryingly, I seem to have lost the ability to multi-task :o , perhaps all this exercise is turning me into a man? :lol:

I'm reading along, chortling quietly, grinning :D

Gian-knit!!!

THE IN LAWS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!! :o;):lol:

<BABYSITTERS!>

JESS!!...relieved to hear wee Max is on the mend (licking Tuna juice!!! :lol: )

Talking of cats......I truly would want to take Joodee's 'Velcro' in if I weren't across the stupid Atlantic! <_< (Ummm, you know me, I luvs me a kitteh :wub: )

Back tomorrow (beds -a - calling!!)

jerseyangel Proficient

Night Nik :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
.....where is the pic-a-nic pic???

Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . it's around here somewhere.

I leave you psillies with one simple task.........to bug Jan-knit for the pic..........and you fail miserably

Yeah!!! It's their fault!!! <snort>

Night Nik.

. . . and where are all the other missing psillies??

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . and where are all the other missing psillies??

Yeah....where is everybody?

Mtndog Collaborator

I's busy making a Creative Writing course so me students learn to never split an infinitive (or dangle a ballcock participle).

Night Nik (we need a little moon emoticon).

Lisa- So happy your life is starting to feel normal again. :D

Everyone else's musical sandals :lol: :lol:

My sis and I are supposed to go to Santa Fe for our 40th b-day sister trip- uhm, I'm turning 42 in November.


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I is busy baking all my gluten-free, potato-starch-free, soy-free, corn-free, citric acid-free, nightshade-free. phood-free baked goods. Clay says I'm glad you started baking again and I says, well, what choice have I?? Pretty soon I will be reverting to the mud pies of me childhood which were a lot more fun and you did't have to worry about making a mess. I has a WHITE lino floor here; whoever put that in was a masochist. I have a darkish wood floor at home that hides so much!!!

Em if you is going to go as far as Soozle's, you might as well come on up to the lake, too. Wine flows from the faucets!

Hope Max is getting better and Velcro sticks to some nice peeps!

"I's busy making a Creative Writing course so me students learn to NEVER split an infinitive (or dangle a ballcock participle)." I caught that one :lol: :lol: Bet you were just trying to see if we was awake!

Well, must dust this gluten-free flour from the keyboard and resume making a mess of my kitchen floor!

Jestgar Rising Star

Maxie's 'crit is up two points, and the three of us just had a glorious nap. Feelin' pretty decadent right about now.

Emmy, I never have less than two bottles of wine, some chocolate vodka, and all kinds of mixers if you've got a hankerin.

AND I know where the gluten-free pizza is...

jerseyangel Proficient
Maxie's 'crit is up two points, and the three of us just had a glorious nap. Feelin' pretty decadent right about now.

:D:D:D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

To tired to type but wanted to say..........

Bev.....i wrote you back re kitty and your dad but it was embedded in your quote.....brain dead last nite and again tonight........ :blink: I wrote.................

"""Yep, He'd do best with a man I think.

He got his name Velcro b/c it was like he was velcro'd to Jim's body.

when ever he moves, Velcro is right beside him.........me............he could care less, but i love him anyway""""

[/quote name=Darn210' date='Aug 6 2009, 02:35 PM' post='552805]

Well hell Patti!!! Now you are just out-n-out bribing Em to come visit you!!! . . . Emily, I've got TWO bottles of wine!!!

:lol::lol: . . . yeah, when I think of that flourish at the end, I think of big toes triangles!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
WIH does PBGV mean?

Pygmy Beagle/Giant Vizsla? . . ..I'm pretty sure I'm close :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this, my sillies, for some reason gave me the

BIGGEST, LONGEST GUFFAW

that I have ever, ever had on the silly thread......I kid you not!! I have a witness here - young Katie, visitign from San Jose - - she cracked up at how hard I was laffin

:lol: :lol:

I am on a laptop - cannot function =- hate this - can't copy and enlarge me fonts, no italics, can't properly express meself -

no internet on my computer - serious problem - am horrified and panic-stricken

finally caught up

so much to comment on, but can't handle this stupid thing :angry:

font is microscopic and....I can't use a mouseless computer - insanity

EVERYONE must come to california and visit ME - absinthe flows from the fountains here :rolleyes:

Leeasrgh - b ack to normal - wonderful

Judith - BRING VELCRO TO ME!!!!!! did I miss something, why is he not coming to ca?

Love to Max - sooooooo glad he's doing better

and a big hallloooo to all my Sills :wub:

this is UNTENABLE - a laptop and no computer - wanted to catch up and chat and be quite psilly

Katie leaving tomorrow - - no wireless laptop situation for me :o

don't know how to get my internet back - Firefox CRASHED - this has never happened, but happened after we painted the room and, there was some malfeasance with the computer cords and such :unsure:

send help

more......when? later? tomorrow? next week? NEVER????? :huh:

:wub:

night night, sills

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I am on a laptop - cannot function =- hate this - can't copy and enlarge me fonts, no italics, can't properly express meself -

no internet on my computer - serious problem - am horrified and panic-stricken

finally caught up

so much to comment on, but can't handle this stupid thing :angry:

font is microscopic and....I can't use a mouseless computer - insanity

this is UNTENABLE - a laptop and no computer - wanted to catch up and chat and be quite psilly

Katie leaving tomorrow - - no wireless laptop situation for me :o

don't know how to get my internet back - Firefox CRASHED - this has never happened, but happened after we painted the room and, there was some malfeasance with the computer cords and such :unsure:

send help

more......when? later? tomorrow? next week? NEVER????? :huh:

:wub:

night night, sills

DEAR GAAWWWD!!!!!.............. not :unsure: ..... 'The Abyss'

SOOZLE!!.......just stay alive!...we will find you!!!!!!

Um no suggestions how to fix it :blink: 'cept summoning da oracle..

OH POETER!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
ALL THOSE OF U WHO BELIEVE IN PRAYER.........

THEY CHANGED THE WEATHER FORCAST.........

RAIN FOR SAT OF THE 30 YEAR COLLECTION MOVING SALE :(

HELP ME PRAY FOR SUN NOT RAIN.

hELL I'LL TAKE HUMID, HOT, ANYTHING BUT RAIN........AND LIGHTING.

NITE ALL

You need Amanda and Janet's no-rain dance...........worked for the wedding :P

I'm off to my first day back to work

No chidlins today. B)

Morning schedule.......sit and listen to speeches -_-

Afternoon schedule......meetings :huh:

elye Community Regular

G'morning, Leeeesargh! Have a great first-day-back......good you are easing into things. No kids today - - just speeches that will probably have you wishing you were with the kids..... <_<

Em if you is going to go as far as Soozle's, you might as well come on up to the lake, too. Wine flows from the faucets!

Emmy, I never have less than two bottles of wine, some chocolate vodka, and all kinds of mixers if you've got a hankerin.

AND I know where the gluten-free pizza is...

Ok I've got you all beat.

Temecula has about 16 vinyards.

it's like the N wine country but now is exploding with vinyards and B & B's soo.....................

WE CAN GO WINE TASTE FOR FREE...................SO

WHO CAN TOP THAT?????

(((((GASP))))))). . ....... .. ....

All right.... . . ......a two-month holiday.

:rolleyes:B)

Prayin' for good, sunny, dry weather fer ya, Jooooodie! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ok I've got you all beat.

Temecula has about 16 vinyards.

it's like the N wine country but now is exploding with vinyards and B & B's soo.....................

WE CAN GO WINE TASTE FOR FREE...................SO

WHO CAN TOP THAT?????

You let us know when your ready . . . for ALL of us Judy!!!! I shall non-rain-dance for you . . . hope it works!!

Susie, all I can say is . . .

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

Lisa . . . hope you have a nice snooze first day back.

Shroomie . . . must be a helluva utility bill wif wine flowing from the faucents 'n all . . . must break your heart to flush the toilet.

jerseyangel Proficient
Shroomie . . . must be a helluva utility bill wif wine flowing from the faucents 'n all . . . must break your heart to flush the toilet.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mornin sillies B)

Jestgar Rising Star

Odd bit of news. Forks, WA, which is basically a lumber town, has been in dire financial straits for years, until the vampires came...

Apparently the hotel(s) are packed with all the "Twilighters" coming to visit.

Kinda nice that a myth can save a town.

elye Community Regular
Shroomie . . . must be a helluva utility bill wif wine flowing from the faucents 'n all . . . must break your heart to flush the toilet.

:lol: Yes! Jeez, gotta tell ya.. .. ......the substandard poodles wouldn't be the only creatures drinkin' out of the toilet around here.... . .. .

Apparently the hotel(s) are packed with all the "Twilighters" coming to visit.

Kinda nice that a myth can save a town.

Phunny, there is a short article in the Ottawa Citizen today about how the very same thing has happened to a town in southern Alberta that was really feeling the pain of the recession, but has recently had a resurgence in tourism since the latest sci-fi blockbuster came out this spring:

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elye Community Regular

Jyaghnutt!!! Ya screwed up our screens wif yer gargantuan, size 8 PEEEEEEEETER scream! My text is all flowing off either side of my monitor.... . . . .. it's craziness... .. . . . I need a Gravol.... . . . . . ..

... . . ......Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . ....

:lol::rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jyaghnutt!!! Ya screwed up our screens wif yer gargantuan, size 8 PEEEEEEEETER scream! My text is all flowing off either side of my monitor.... . . . .. it's craziness... .. . . . I need a Gravol.... . . . . . ..

... . . ......Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . ....

:lol::rolleyes:

I know, keep posting so we can flip the page.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I know, keep posting so we can flip the page.

K!

Hey Em!!! If you come visit me (CT) on your way back, I'll bake! I'll bake danish made with agave and stevia

and pizza and I make a bangin homemade mac & cheese and you should try the pineapple chicken I made the

other day. And pasta alfredo and garlic bread and Chebe pigs in a blanket, and I've been meaning to try making

homemade ice cream without sugar....... And we can grill the tenderloin my local Price Rite sells for 4.99 a pound!

I'm really good at grilling!!!!

And oh fine, I'll get all the wine you want. I have raspberry wine I picked up in Cape Cod right now!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Hey Em!!! If you come visit me (CT) on your way back, I'll bake! I'll bake danish made with agave and stevia

and pizza and I make a bangin homemade mac & cheese and you should try the pineapple chicken I made the

other day. And pasta alfredo and garlic bread and Chebe pigs in a blanket, and I've been meaning to try making

homemade ice cream without sugar....... And we can grill the tenderloin my local Price Rite sells for 4.99 a pound!

I'm really good at grilling!!!!

And oh fine, I'll get all the wine you want. I have raspberry wine I picked up in Cape Cod right now!!!

I'm probably 2 hours north of the Bunnie- I'll meet ya there baby (Bunnie- Could you food sound anymore delicious?)

! Or you can come here and we'll have gluten-free fried seafood.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jyaghnutt!!! Ya screwed up our screens wif yer gargantuan, size 8 PEEEEEEEETER scream! My text is all flowing off either side of my monitor.... . . . .. it's craziness... .. . . . I need a Gravol.... . . . . . ..

... . . ......Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . ....

:lol::rolleyes:

I know, keep posting so we can flip the page.

I don't know what yer talkin' about . . . it did nae effect me screen at all . . . but just the same, I took out some of the letters.

Jestgar Rising Star
I don't know what yer talkin' about . . . it did nae effect me screen at all . . . but just the same, I took out some of the letters.

my screen is better now

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