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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
.........and what a day it is!

No rain expected Temperatures in the low 80's

Have a great day and try to relax and enjoy .....it's your turn for some fun. Weather sounds great.

Leesuh!!!! WIH are you doing on here???!!!! Don't you have anything you're suppose to be doing??? If you've got that much free time, come over and help clean . . . in-laws due to arrive in about two hours!!!

Hope everything goes smoothly today . . . and have fun!! . . . and btw, what ended up being "blue"?

HA :lol: had to agree

Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Wedding Day! Bring your kleenex............. and may you dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess- yay- no more 101 degrees for you!

Well, we had quite an exciting day here yesterday. They "think" (my neighbor saw it) a tornado ripped down our street and several near us. We had a "microburst" last summer but this time there was a twirling cloud. You should see our backyard....... a over 100 year old tree split in half and landed smack on the tool shed (9fell back- away from the house- thank God). Kurt slept through it and I was in the supermarket.

When I turned onto our street I almost pooped.........trees everywhere......obstacle course. Our fence is trashed, tool shed gone (neighbor annoyed- yeah- like it's OUR fault- because three large branches landed in his yard).

So glad it fell the other way........this way and it would have taken out the bedroom Kurt was asleep in!

Pics here: Open Original Shared Link

God Bev....can't believe this

will ck the face book

glad your all ok

Happy Wedding Day, Leeeeesargh! Hope everything is magical. My nephew gets married today, as well... . . ......some happiness to follow what has become an agonizing couple of weeks.

Tornadoes, Bevel??

I think it's my dad.... . . .....now that he's up there, he's planning on shakin' us all up a bit. . . ........ .hang onto yerselves. ..........

Good to see you Em

Tell Dad to go Shakin it up with somewher other than a 'sillies' house

Happy wedding day Leesuh, and Em. Fair skies to you both.

Yeah, imagine a whole shed full of tools, an appropriate one for every occasion

Em, tell your dad to behave hisselph, we don't need any psillies attacked by phlying trees, especially when tools are threatened.

:lol:

out of commission most of the week

we were to have to big moving yard sale this weekend

but you know

LIFE HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MAKING YOUR PLANS..........

DR SAID YESTERDAY THE 102 TEMP, CHILLS, ACHES AND PAINS, EXHAUSTION WERE ETIHER MILD CASE OF SWINE FLU OR A VIRUS OF SOME KIND.......WOOPS CAPS....sorry

don't want to re type please forgive.

So will try to have next weekend.

it is nice here today tho

one more week and then the house goes on the market............. :blink::o:blink::o:huh:

Hold me i'm skert as Susie would Say

love you all

Judy


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Mtndog Collaborator

Em- I'm glad you have a wedding- I'm sure it will be bittersweet but some happiness after grief will be nice. Your dad would have wanted you to have PHUN!

I thought of you when the tree fell- I thought, one tree falls here, but it makes room for Em's tree. I think twas yer dad too! OMG if he meets my mom, she will pee her pants. She almost did when she watched Austin Powers and he met Allota Fagina :lol: :lol:

Maybe we'll plant a fagina goat tree to replace all those tools (OK- it WAS our S and M shed.......shhhhh...don't tell anyone :lol: :lol: )

Judith- SWINE FLU??????????????? You be careful and take care of thyself!

jerseyangel Proficient
I thought of you when the tree fell- I thought, one tree falls here, but it makes room for Em's tree.

I love that, Bev :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLLIES!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

sooooooo much good and psilly reading, so much to comment on upon which to comment, but, I'm on my stay-cation

at Gail's mom's compound (completely fab, every August Gail stays for a month and I benefit, slumber parties on weekends)

Emmel *sniff* :wub:

LEESARGH!!!! wedding today!!! no rain!! :)

BEVEL! stay alive, we WILL FIND YOU!!!! :o

no time (well, forgot everything, really)....am being rude, as i am a guest here - must go!!!

Love you sills - more later

:wub::wub: :wub:

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, psillies!

Another phine day in Markham, with sunshine expected all afternoon. :)

Naught else to report.

Jestgar Rising Star
sooooooo much good and psilly reading, so much to comment on upon which to comment, but, I'm on my stay-cation

at Gail's mom's compound

:unsure::blink:

Does it involve barbed wire and scruffy men with large weapons?

Fab party last night. My neighbour had a 'missing body parts' party. And she only invited people who like to laugh. Never saw people havin' such a good time while discussing someone's near death experience.

Y'all woulda loved it. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Y'all woulda loved it. :D

:lol: No doubt :lol:

We listened to Billy Ray Cyrus last night at the park. He did a very cool rendition of "Brown Eyed Girl" :D


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:unsure::blink:

Does it involve barbed wire and scruffy men with large weapons?

:lol:

Also, can you leave 'Gail's compound' when you like???

Fab party last night. My neighbour had a 'missing body parts' party. And she only invited people who like to laugh. Never saw people havin' such a good time while discussing someone's near death experience.

Y'all woulda loved it. :D

Marvellous!! :lol:

...and people 'who like to laugh?'...... well I hope you told her she was missing other members of a pserious band of psillies!!!

Come to think of it... I don't think I've got any missing body parts though :unsure:

Double Sven, cut the grass, followed by roast chicken....Tel's homemade cherry pie to follow :P

Forty winks calling............

OH,.... wait :unsure: ..wonder how Lisa is today????......done in I reckon ;)

We listened to Billy Ray Cyrus last night at the park. He did a very cool rendition of "Brown Eyed Girl" :D

He of the splendid mullet and Miley offspring??? :huh:

GADS! , my local park is just full of perverts and miscreants <_<:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Come to think of it... I don't think I've got any missing body parts though :unsure:

Sanity?

Grip on reality?

Wisdom teeth?

Darn210 Enthusiast
GADS! , my local park is just full of perverts and miscreants <_<:lol:

:lol::lol:

Wisdom teeth?

Oh thank goodnes . . . I would hate to have to cut something off/out just to go to a party!!!

Mornin' peeps!!!

I think we psillies need a "compound".

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sanity?

Grip on reality?

Wisdom teeth?

'Psilly' <snigger> me!!

All the above! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I think we psillies need a "compound".

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular
Does it involve barbed wire and scruffy men with large weapons?

A compound. ..... . . . .........yes, I cannot help but picture skinny, unclean, sunken faces staring through barbed fencing... . .... :unsure:

Sooozle! Ya may very well lose a ton o' weight there! <_<

:rolleyes:

Fab party last night. My neighbour had a 'missing body parts' party.

:huh:

:huh:

THIS is a fascinating idea. Um.... . . . ....people are gathering together to celebrate the loss of a body part? 'Tis wondrous, and very strange. .. .......

Must it be an entire body part? Would liposuction count? How about plastic surgery, say, a nose job to reduce the size of a huge honker? Having a space where a donated kidney once was would make me festive. These things would indeed be something to celebrate. Appendix, tonsils, absessed teeth - - I could party over those things.

Castration?

Dunno how festive that guy would be feeling.

:huh::lol:

Come to think of it... I don't think I've got any missing body parts though :unsure:

Nik, you could throw a party for all those like you - - a bash for those entirely intact. That is reason for celebration, for sure. Um, I could come... . . . . .....but I have had a couple of teeth pulled, so perhaps not.

And my pancreas does not work a 'tall, but it is still in there, resting uselessly under my duodeum.

Let's plan it! I need party about now. . . . . . ......

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sooozle! Ya may very well lose a ton o' weight there! <_<

Well then I'm definitely there :P

Jess and I can celebrate the loss of our respective uteri :rolleyes::lol:

psawyer Proficient

Hmm, missing body parts...I can join that group. My tonsils and adenoids parted company with the rest of me in 1961. Oh, wait, I guess circumcision oughta count, too. :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor

MORNIN PSILLIES!!!!

What an awesome wedding. Many comments from people that it was the prettiest wedding they'd ever seen! Did I tell you how the bride and father were to arrive at the altar? I think I did, but here's a quick recap.......

My in-law's back yard has a steep drop down to a horse-shoe shaped creek. Hubby and bride rode a white, flower be-decked porch swing rigged to a cable down to the altar. Trees all around. Flower girl, ring bearer, and maid-of-honor walked down a cobblestone path and across a foot bridge. The photographer was ecstatic!

....Oooh....and before the wedding started, when the photographer was being shown around, a doe apppeared along the creek! She got pictures!

Hope everything goes smoothly today . . . and have fun!! . . . and btw, what ended up being "blue"?

Eh.......the predictable garter.......which, by the way, fell apart when she tried to put it on :angry:

My house is finally below 70.

Brrrrr........I'd be gettin out me sweaters!

DR SAID YESTERDAY THE 102 TEMP, CHILLS, ACHES AND PAINS, EXHAUSTION WERE ETIHER MILD CASE OF SWINE FLU OR A VIRUS OF SOME KIND.......

WIH???? Why would he say that? Could just have well been some other flu!

Come to think of it... I don't think I've got any missing body parts though :unsure:

ooh!!!!!I could so be there! I'm missing my gallbladder and half my thyroid.

Hmmmmm.....actually...............I'm also still seaching for me butt and boobs :unsure::ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor

Forgot to tell you.......

Besides the dances for the couple, father and bride, mother and groom, we surprised everyone with one more........

Mother and bride! :D

The music.........

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh Lisa it sounds amazing!!!!

Morning Sillies! Why oh why is it Monday already? It feels like the weekends go by in the blink of an eye. I only work 3 1/2 days. Then its off to fair judging. I wish I had more time off. So now I am sitting at my desk, dreading starting my work.

Between my sister and then my sil the drama levels in both my house and John's house is through the roof. Both of them don't work but are making choices that they dont have money for.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin Sillies B)

Lisa--the wedding sounded lovely! Picture perfect :D I'm so happy for you all!

elye Community Regular
The music.........

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol::lol: Leeeesargh! Wow, the whole thing sounds magical... . ....

What in hell is goin' on with sisters around yer place, Amanda? Man, life is just too short. ....... .. .

DON'T LEND THEM ANY MONEY!!!!

<_<

Mtndog Collaborator
:unsure::blink:

Does it involve barbed wire and scruffy men with large weapons?

Fab party last night. My neighbour had a 'missing body parts' party. And she only invited people who like to laugh. Never saw people havin' such a good time while discussing someone's near death experience.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Let's see what I'm missing:

gall bladder

wisdom teeth

skin (biopsies)

sanity

brain

common sense

Heck everybody is missing something :lol: :lol: What a GREAT idea for a party- don't miss me gall bladder at all! Do, however, miss my mind!

Castration?

Dunno how festive that guy would be feeling.

Em knows a EUNUCH??????????? (I love that word :lol: ) Can eunuch-ism be reversed?

Hmm, missing body parts...I can join that group. My tonsils and adenoids parted company with the rest of me in 1961. Oh, wait, I guess circumcision oughta count, too. :ph34r:

Peter :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing!

Forgot to tell you.......

Besides the dances for the couple, father and bride, mother and groom, we surprised everyone with one more........

Mother and bride! :D

The music.........

Open Original Shared Link

I can't wait to see pictures. It soounds so beautiful and such happiness after such drama!

I love the Mother/bride dance! SO AWESOME!

It has just sunk in how destroyed our backyard is. Even the crows were wandering around this weekend gabbing and chatting "Hey- where's my branch? You took it, didn't you?" "No dude, it's on that strange edifice that no longer has walls" "no dude, it's 2 yards over: :lol:

Our trees impacted 5 yards!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So here is the Family stuff cause I have some more to time to type.

Let's start with my SIL--Has a baby who is 1 1/2. She doesn't work and has no intentions to either. She smokes weed every day....it normalizes her...she claims...She finally got married 2 months ago. They live in a house that his dad owned but gave it to them...Now they are going for a home that is 250k and expect that her dad will cosign a loan for them....John tried to explain to her that our house @ 120k came with a mortgage over 1k--she got all mad and told him that he needs to support her choices...My inlaws have her baby all the time so she can party and drink and smoke...she drops off the kid friday nights and it stays there until Monday morning....must be the life right?

My sister and her DH bought a house that a few years ago was 340k and went into foreclosure and they got the house for 130k. It needs lots and lots of work..My big problem with her is she keeps dropping of her two little ones to my poor mother. My mom has literally had those 2 for the past 3 weeks...Silvia should have been my baby- I give her more attention and love than Tammy ever did. Over the weekend Tammy let it slip that she didnt want Silvia....but she went on to have her....and you know I know she didnt need the 2nd baby. I knew all along that poor Silvia would be pushed to the side with the new baby. And she was. The poor kid was just turning two when she got a new sis. She is still at the age that she needs her mother and now she is fending for herself. Tammy will find out one day. When she calls my moms to talk to Silvia, Silvia wont go to the phone, but then tells my mom she wants to talk to me.

So there is my venting for today...oh and for SIL- the inlaws dont know she has any bad habits. MIL thinks she makes such a great mom....yep....

psawyer Proficient

We went up to J's sister's place this afternoon and saw the new PBGV puppies. Pictures on FB for those who are interested.

elye Community Regular
Can eunuch-ism be reversed?

Wow....I dunno. :huh: A reverse castration would need to involve donated testicles, one should think....or fabricated ones, out of extra stomach/thigh muscle and skin er sumfin'.

Who in hell's gonna donate their testicles to a eunuch who's changed his/its mind?

:huh:

:lol:

...Silvia should have been my baby- I give her more attention and love than Tammy ever did.

When she calls my moms to talk to Silvia, Silvia wont go to the phone, but then tells my mom she wants to talk to me.

Such family troubles, Manda. :( But reading this, I see that you just need to be the best, most loving and supportive aunt that you can be. Sounds like Sylvia needs more mothering from somewhere, and she is so lucky to have you and your mom.

We went up to J's sister's place this afternoon and saw the new PBGV puppies. Pictures on FB for those who are interested.

POeter! These basset griffons sound like terrific dogs! Well, not as terrific as standard poodles (or kelpie/shepherd/dingoes, Soooozle)........ . . but a good start.

:rolleyes:;)

Mtndog Collaborator

Manda- I'm sorry about all the bad juju going on............. :(

Em- :lol: :lol:

Pieter- I know a griffon named Darwin.....such a cool dog!!!!!! The pups are so cute!

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