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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Yep, Amanda.....you get a do-over for sure. ;)


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

LOL good idea guys with the do-over!!!! Who needs black friday when you can have a brown birthday....yep that was TMI!

elye Community Regular
Who needs black friday when you can have a brown birthday....

Amanda! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Max is still pooping!

I knew you all just HAD to know that...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Max is still pooping!

I knew you all just HAD to know that...

ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . yeah. . . OK . . . sure, we wanted to know . . . :lol::lol: . . . but that's good.

Em, love the drive-thru-av.

Skeeter and Smackl are back at school today . . . hoooo-ray!!! I'm going to the grocery store ALL BY MYSELF!!!

elye Community Regular
Skeeter and Smackl are back at school today . . . hoooo-ray!!! I'm going to the grocery store ALL BY MYSELF!!!

Wow.

They go back before mid-August? Incroyable......... .. .....but I think they get out of school quite early, do they not? Early June? My two go back September 8th. Mygawd, another MONTH..... .. . . . . . ... <_<

Finally got a letter from The Ripper. He is in a cabin with nine other boys, and there is him (Jack), Jack, Jacques, Jackson, Jake and Jacob. :lol: Insanity. The chances of that.... . . ..

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Tis way too quiet in sillyville!

Max is still pooping...yikes!!!

Em- nice to get a letter from the Ripper...wow all those J's it's like the Duggars went to camp.

I am patiently waiting for John to get here for lunch...the work day is dragging.....


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Good to know Max's bowels are open ;)

They go back before mid-August? Incroyable......... .. .....but I think they get out of school quite early, do they not? Early June? My two go back September 8th. Mygawd, another MONTH..... .. . . . . . ... <_<

Yes, mine too

<trying to imagine shopping for groceries without Al wittering in my ear about something :lol: >

Finally got a letter from The Ripper. He is in a cabin with nine other boys, and there is him (Jack), Jack, Jacques, Jackson, Jake and Jacob. :lol: Insanity. The chances of that.... . . ..

All the Jays together!! :D

We Mum's ain't so good at enjoying the 'free' time :rolleyes: ...... I remember when Alzey was in Florida ('Oy!' as PadT would say!! :lol: )

...but absolutely FABULOUS for the Ripper!!!!!

I took Alan for an eye test last week...he needs glasses - but only a slight prescription (not like me eldest, poor sod...blind as a bat :rolleyes:)

So we picked them up this afternoon....Alan believes it is a right of passage..when you become a 'man' you get glasses :lol:

<I can see him losing them or sitting on them before the week is out :rolleyes: >

Counting down for me hols vacation to Turkey....less than 2 weeks to go.......

jerseyangel Proficient
Max is still pooping!

I knew you all just HAD to know that...

I was wondering how he was doing today--everything seems to be workin' :D

Skeeter and Smackl are back at school today . . . hoooo-ray!!! I'm going to the grocery store ALL BY MYSELF!!!

I remember the pheeling :rolleyes: <wistphulphace> Have a good shopping trip, Jan-it :)

Finally got a letter from The Ripper. He is in a cabin with nine other boys, and there is him (Jack), Jack, Jacques, Jackson, Jake and Jacob. :lol: Insanity. The chances of that.... . . ..

Yeah--just what are the chances! :o Love the av, Em :lol: Sophie's a good sport.

Tis way too quiet in sillyville!

Tis that way far too often lately :huh: Have a nice lunch wif John :D

So we picked them up this afternoon....Alan believes it is a right of passage..when you become a 'man' you get glasses :lol:

Love it! A right of passage :D

Holiday to Turkey--how very cosmopolitan B) Youse guys love it there, don't you? :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Holiday to Turkey--how very cosmopolitan B) Youse guys love it there, don't you? :)

Well yes, but also one of the few sun spots that doesn't have the Euro.

The pound is really weak against the Euro and it would end up costing too much :rolleyes: (we are not really cosmopolitan, - we are in fact poor...but SCHHHHH!!!!)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
The birthday dinner from hell---

My coworker made me gluten-free cream cheese cupcakes with chocolate on top :):):)

so sorry Amanda.........hugs to you kiddo

PSILLIES!!!!!!

*YAWN* :ph34r: I am guilty of an afternoon nap....fell asleep after a 'spinning' gym class :rolleyes:

Nikki--i didn't go to a class to SPIN but stand in the middle of my living room and SPIN.........MUTTERING .......hum.........where to start.........what to do next............wait, why did i come into this room anyway.

Guys i'm so damn tired i can't see straight.

I think once I get to CA and a new house i ain't gonna do Nada but sit on my butt in the sunny weather.

we MIGHT have a home for Velcro.

Poor guy, he just hides under what furniture is left after the sale

His eyes look like he's not IN THERE :(

WISH us luck please he gets this new home with a middle age couple who lost a 17 year old kitty to diabetes.

Judy

elye Community Regular
Nikki--i didn't go to a class to SPIN but stand in the middle of my living room and SPIN.........MUTTERING .......hum.........where to start.........what to do next............wait, why did i come into this room anyway.

Joooodie :lol::lol: Doin' her own spinning.. . .. . .....

we MIGHT have a home for Velcro.

Poor guy, he just hides under what furniture is left after the sale

His eyes look like he's not IN THERE :(

WISH us luck please he gets this new home with a middle age couple who lost a 17 year old kitty to diabetes.

Judy

:(:( ............. :) ........ Oh, Joooode, this is so bittersweet....Velcro knows something is up.... . . . . . ..but this sounds wonderful - - the best you could hope for - - a lonely couple who just lost their old, dear pet.. ......

Let's hope.....!

psawyer Proficient
we MIGHT have a home for Velcro.

Poor guy, he just hides under what furniture is left after the sale

His eyes look like he's not IN THERE :(

WISH us luck please he gets this new home with a middle age couple who lost a 17 year old kitty to diabetes.

Judy

Judy, I hope this comes together.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Nikki--i didn't go to a class to SPIN but stand in the middle of my living room and SPIN.........MUTTERING .......hum.........where to start.........what to do next............wait, why did i come into this room anyway.

:lol: . . . yep . . . been there . . . done that . . . doin' it again tomorrow!!

we MIGHT have a home for Velcro.

Poor guy, he just hides under what furniture is left after the sale

His eyes look like he's not IN THERE :(

WISH us luck please he gets this new home with a middle age couple who lost a 17 year old kitty to diabetes.

Judy

Awwww poor guy . . . I hope this works out for all of you!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Ah you guys are the absolute best!

tHANKS janet Peter and Em

I so appreciate your well wishes

Curly lisa -----I see you honey.............

HUGS

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Judy-I hope the best for Velcro :) If we were closer we could adopt him.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Amanda-------we could drop him off :lol:;) -just kidding

nikki-uk Enthusiast

MORNING PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

Nikki--i didn't go to a class to SPIN but stand in the middle of my living room and SPIN.........MUTTERING .......hum.........where to start.........what to do next............wait, why did i come into this room anyway.

:lol::lol:

There are many types of spinning!!

I think once I get to CA and a new house i ain't gonna do Nada but sit on my butt in the sunny weather.

A gal wiv a plan!!! :D .... Joodee, it will be a well earnt rest when you get there!!

We MIGHT have a home for Velcro.

Poor guy, he just hides under what furniture is left after the sale

His eyes look like he's not IN THERE :(

WISH us luck please he gets this new home with a middle age couple who lost a 17 year old kitty to diabetes.

Judy

AWWWww - I'd also would have loved to have 'im

Hope the new home happens for him :)

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Psillies!

Wow, we are getting a week's stretch of oppressive heat and sun.......no rain........unbelievable. I think I've forgotten what that is like. . . ..... :rolleyes:<_<

Amanda-------we could drop him off :lol:;) -just kidding

((((((gasp))))). . .. . . . ....WELL?? Why not?? Amanda, how far ARE you from Jooooodie? I forget where your new house is... . ......close to your last place, methinks...... . ....and not that far from Jooodie's! Gah! Yes, Velcro could be dropped off on the way outta town (or even if it's NOT on the way)!

There! I've planned everything! Amanda, we all want you to be the loving new owner of our Velcro.. . . .... . .! ;)<_<B):rolleyes:

Got another letter from J 3 (the 3rd tallest of all the Jack-derivatives, so this is his camp moniker) :lol: ... ... . ..One of the boys snores like a jet engine throughout the night, so Jack isn't sleeping. The offender isn't close enough for Jack to kick, so there's no easy answer. I said that smothering is not prudent. He is stuffing li'l wet wads of paper in his ears, and told me he was planning to stuff same (only considerably larger) in the offending lad's mouth. I'll wait to hear... .. ..

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Wow, we are getting a week's stretch of oppressive heat and sun.......no rain........unbelievable. I think I've forgotten what that is like. . . ..... :rolleyes:<_<

Mmmm , <strokes chin thoughtfully>..........nope.....dunno what that is ....

Got another letter from J 3 (the 3rd tallest of all the Jack-derivatives, so this is his camp moniker) :lol: ... ... . ..One of the boys snores like a jet engine throughout the night, so Jack isn't sleeping. The offender isn't close enough for Jack to kick, so there's no easy answer. I said that smothering is not prudent. He is stuffing li'l wet wads of paper in his ears, and told me he was planning to stuff same (only considerably larger) in the offending lad's mouth. I'll wait to hear... .. ..

:rolleyes:

The important thing is, is that J3 has a plan

:lol:

Just posted this on FB...it's an ad by the BBC for an upcoming wildlife programME, obviously Al loves it - cracks me up :lol::lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
Got another letter from J 3 (the 3rd tallest of all the Jack-derivatives, so this is his camp moniker) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Em said "derivatives" and "moniker" :P

elye Community Regular
..it's an ad by the BBC for an upcoming wildlife programME, obviously Al loves it - cracks me up :lol:

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:lol::lol::lol: Only you Brits could come up with somethin' that heelarryus.........

Must say, I have some insider info - - apparently, The Ripper should really be J4, but when the counsellors had them all lined up and were measuring for height, he carefully leaned forward and lifted himself up onto his toes, just enough to boost him above Jackson, who he says is about a half-inch taller than he. :rolleyes: I guess for eleven and twelve year-old boys, every competitive millimetre counts.....as Jack explained, "I just HAD to be in the top three. I just HAD TO!!"

He has been subsequently brushing his thick, wavy hair straight up in the air every morning - -an attempt to carry on this ruse of being third-tallest.... . . .. .

:rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol: Only you Brits could come up with somethin' that heelarryus.........

Must say, I have some insider info - - apparently, The Ripper should really be J4, but when the counsellors had them all lined up and were measuring for height, he carefully leaned forward and lifted himself up onto his toes, just enough to boost him above Jackson, who he says is about a half-inch taller than he. :rolleyes: I guess for eleven and twelve year-old boys, every competitive millimetre counts.....as Jack explained, "I just HAD to be in the top three. I just HAD TO!!"

He has been subsequently brushing his thick, wavy hair straight up in the air every morning - -an attempt to carry on this ruse of being third-tallest.... . . .. .

:rolleyes::lol:

Em!!! J3 J4 J3is cracking me up!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG Em!!! You are cracking me up with the Rippers Letters :) Making the work day better :)

jerseyangel Proficient

A possibility fer The Ripper's next care package??

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