The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[ranger]

Been off 1 day and had to read 4 pages just to catsup. You guys are prolific. Got the rules.

I have to tell you that I am no longer elongating or coming. You see, this large piece of chocolate magically appeared by my pc and I ate it. Everything went away, but I was exhausted and felt the need to smoke.

Sleez

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies- can't for this day to be over--very boring and very tired. I am thinking I am bored since I know next week I am on vacation but still. Long weekend- made the final trip to the fair to pick up the items I had entered. Too many miles on I-81 the last few weeks.

So my bestfriend was my maid of honor in my wedding and then she disappeared from the face of the planet...not literally but I have no physically seen her since. It was odd. Every now and again we would email and stuff and then after not hearing from her in 6+ months she dropped me a line in May and asked about celiac since one of her friends got diagnosed. So from there she went on to apologize about her absence- lost her grandma and that sent her into depression and all. So we continued on talking and she told me she was with this guy who was real special and she thought he was the one...and how she couldnt wait for me to meet him. This morning she puts a thing up on facebook that they are getting married.....well that came out of the blue!

They just started dating in June....

anyway- so hurricane season is heating up- to all our southern sillies please stay safe!

The heat is getting outta control here too...

oh last and not least my MIL is now on the book and she bephriended me......

[nikki-uk]

You see, this large piece of chocolate magically appeared by my pc and I ate it. Everything went away, but I was exhausted and felt the need to smoke.

Sleez

What you need is a cocktail (maybe a screwdriver? ) with that medley...... chocolate, smokes, booze.......SORTED

oh last and not least my MIL is now on the book and she bephriended me......

GAH!!!!!!!

No posting the results of those 'dodgy' <wink, wink> quizzes on FB anymore

[elye]

Em!!..how's the foot? , still swimming?

Maybe you could still do svenning Spinning for cardio (not weight bearing)??

Dear gaaaawd!! T'is exhausting tho'

Crap.........da foot is perhaps marginally better... . . ..but I cannot stand it, and I want it better NOW. Stress fractures can apparently take 6 to 8 weeks to really heal, and that is probably with lots of rest. Um, that is not happening here. I am doing NO pounding (cannot -- too much pain), but I continue to walk to carry out errands, tread water like an idiot, bike like I'm trying to break some record. I cannot do less than this......gotta keep my blood sugars within reason - - and with this lessening of my heart-rate during workouts, my control is currently not great.

Administering more insulin.... . . ....dislike this, but must.

Spinning! Yes, I may take a few classes regularly, now...... . ..

Just a BIG HARRRRUMPHHHHH.

Nik has a homosexual cat?

Lithuanian kitty

Are you sure he's not Burundian?

Burundian cats are apparently quite unique:

http://homepage.mac.com/philozero/GarageSa...79618_24153.webp

oh last and not least my MIL is now on the book and she bephriended me......

Oh, dear gawd. . . .... . ....if my MIL ever gets an account on facebook.........

I'd be suddenly getting ALL KINDS of unique gifts and flair..... .......

The "clean thy squalid house" flair.. ..........

Gift Coupons for cooking classes, bed-making, child-rearing. . . ......

[Jestgar]

Oh, dear gawd. . . .... . ....if my MIL ever gets an account on facebook.........

I'd be suddenly getting ALL KINDS of unique gifts and flair..... .......

The "clean thy squalid house" flair.. ..........

Gift Coupons for cooking classes, bed-making, child-rearing. . . ......

I'm pretty sure both your kids have rears....

[blueeyedmanda]

My MIL is a holy roller as my own mom calls her...she is very preachy...and opinianted especially when it is about what she likes/believes....

but she sends out very dirty fowards....Last week she sent one and I didn't think I could send it on to anyone since I didnt want to offend anyone.

[ranger]

sorry to hear about your foot. I rcently had a bum knee and went CRAZY 'cause I couldn't get around. Knee healed but I'm still going crazy. Are you 1 or 2 diabetic? I'm type 2, but it seems to be going away.

Two all. I'm beginning to understand my fixation with SHM. He has the same chin as my husband, who has been neglecting me lately. So I'm channeling the affection to an inanimate object who will love me unconditionally and not talk back. And, if you drop the M, you have the initials SH, which are MINE. It becomes oh so natural and sane. And I thaught I was going crazy! No way.

I am leaving to go to doc with friend. She has metastatic breast cancer. She had a tumor removed from her brain 4 weeks ago and will find out today if she will be going to get anymore chemo. Celiac is such a peice of cake!

[elye]

Sewzin, your whole post was fab.... ...where to start?... . .....

sorry to hear about your foot. I rcently had a bum knee and went CRAZY 'cause I couldn't get around. Knee healed but I'm still going crazy. Are you 1 or 2 diabetic? I'm type 2, but it seems to be going away.

Type one, for thirty-six years. That is fanTAStic that you may become free of your type two. Have you lost a lot of weight? This seems to be the leading way for non-insulin dependent diabetes to disappear. 'Tis a great thing........

Two all. I'm beginning to understand my fixation with SHM. He has the same chin as my husband, who has been neglecting me lately. So I'm channeling the affection to an inanimate object who will love me unconditionally and not talk back. And, if you drop the M, you have the initials SH, which are MINE. It becomes oh so natural and sane. And I thaught I was going crazy! No way.

OMG... .. . . ...Sewzin, you absolutely need an avatar of yourself with Sam.......you are diverting your conjugal love to him - -we need to see you together in a pic. Jyaghnit can whip somefin' up - - just PM her a good face shot. Or one of your wedding photos, and DH's face can be replaced with SHM's.....

[Mtndog]

SewZann- Try not to be jealous but.......well, I've been following along and I thought I should et you know Sam and I are currently "going steady'. He took me out to dinner last night

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[Mtndog]

If it's any consolation, I think he's getting restless.

[Darn210]

SewZann- Try not to be jealous but.......well, I've been following along and I thought I should et you know Sam and I are currently "going steady'. He took me out to dinner last night

Yes . . . and apparently neither of them were wearing clothes!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Night Night Sillies

Off to the pool!!!

[Mtndog]

If it's any consolation, I think he's getting restless.

and nekkid :lol: :lol:

[elye]

Yes . . . and apparently neither of them were wearing clothes!!

Bevel and SHM DO look completely starkers in this paparrazzi-type shot..........

...And right in front of The Outback, yet........!

[ranger]

Yes . . . and apparently neither of them were wearing clothes!!

Damn- Hopes dashed again. Well, I've still got the husband. Even though he is sooooooo annoying lately. Thats what I get for marrying a younger man. They don't "mature up". Just like my kids! Am I the consumate MOTHER? Or, does SHM look like the old man that I should be with? Maybe its not SHM, maybe its my need to grow old gracefully with a man who is stupid enough to think I'm still beautiful.

I'm new to this. Who'se the artist? I used to be one.

You guys are to fast for me, I hope I can catch up. But, I'm Irish, so I don't no if thats possibBut, Susie, it may mean I can shoot someone before you can. Even though I can't kill a fly. I believe in Shwieters(sp) " Reverance for life". But, I eat meat! God, the hospital with my friend makes me wierd. Good night.

[blueeyedmanda]

My cat is so funny- I swear he suffers from seperation anxiety--just from me going to work, I spend my first 2 hours at home with him glued to me.silly kitty. He is also co-dependent....

[flourgirl]

My baby, Peaches, wails like crazy if we go outside. I'm pretty sure she does this when we go to work. But when we come home...it's "buddy time" first and we have to play before she'll concede to cuddles and kisses. We just adore her. She thinks that she should walk on 2 feet like we do....and then she hops like a kangaroo!! She lays in the *wet* bathtub after I finish with my bath.....has her own toothbrush and "brushes" her teeth, thinks she should be able to sit up at the table (actually she stands so she can see what's up there), she is so much company. I think kittays are a true gift from God!!!!

Busy day here.....and very hot. Love it, love it, love it!!!! (someone's gotta ). Hoping for more summer weather before fall drops in. Somehow the days get late wayyy too fast! Later!

[DingoGirl]

GAH!!!!!!!!!!

Finally a cat moar dramatic looking than Boris!!!!! : ....(he IS a drama queen!..I also think he's gay )

...and how is it that I knew that cat was Japanese?? ..even WITHOUT noticing the writing on the TV.

Can a cat 'look' Japanese???

Harry (the rogue interloper kitteh we took in) looks Eastern European....Lithuanian methinks.

<snackle> love this whole post. And......

Are you sure he's not Burundian?

SHE SAID EXACTLY WHAT I WAS FIXIN' TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <great minds, Geoss, great minds>

I have to tell you that I am no longer elongating or coming. You see, this large piece of chocolate magically appeared by my pc and I ate it. Everything went away, but I was exhausted and felt the need to smoke.

Sleez

What you need is a cocktail (maybe a screwdriver? ) with that medley...... chocolate, smokes, booze.......SORTED

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, SORTED!! Sleezen really is a true silly - chocolate first, followed by another bad habit

Oh, dear gawd. . . .... . ....if my MIL ever gets an account on facebook.........

I'd be suddenly getting ALL KINDS of unique gifts and flair..... .......

The "clean thy squalid house" flair.. ..........

Gift Coupons for cooking classes, bed-making, child-rearing. . . ......

*snkcker* dear gawd, may it never be! "clean thy squalid house" phlaire that just makes me larph.....

hey, does our new phriend Sluezen have a facebook page? we MUST get her on there and torture her some more

Emmel - yer foot so sorry - have we talked about swimming for exercise? (the worst thing ever)

Two all. I'm beginning to understand my fixation with SHM. He has the same chin as my husband, who has been neglecting me lately. So I'm channeling the affection to an inanimate object who will love me unconditionally and not talk back. And, if you drop the M, you have the initials SH, which are MINE. It becomes oh so natural and sane. And I thaught I was going crazy! No way.

dear gawd - she is wackl

but so sorry about yer friend - glad you can be there with her

Yes . . . and apparently neither of them were wearing clothes!!

and nekkid

Nekkid Man Head couple

too many quotes - busted - part deux comin' up

[DingoGirl]

part deux

Damn- Hopes dashed again. Well, I've still got the husband. Even though he is sooooooo annoying lately. Thats what I get for marrying a younger man. They don't "mature up". Just like my kids! Am I the consumate MOTHER? Or, does SHM look like the old man that I should be with? Maybe its not SHM, maybe its my need to grow old gracefully with a man who is stupid enough to think I'm still beautiful.

I'm new to this. Who'se the artist? I used to be one.

You guys are to fast for me, I hope I can catch up. But, I'm Irish, so I don't no if thats possibBut, Susie, it may mean I can shoot someone before you can. Even though I can't kill a fly. I believe in Shwieters(sp) " Reverance for life". But, I eat meat! God, the hospital with my friend makes me wierd. Good night.

love this whole post. Um, Sluezen, where do you live? Are you actually IN Ireland? 'coz if you are, Weez and I are on the next flight over

wait - why can you shoot someone before I can? is it because I don't own a gun? I'm workin' on that.....

my poor mum makes me call her every morning now, the minute I wake up, so she knows I made it through the night

We are worried the miscreant will bring his peeps and come and destroy my house...

My cat is so funny- I swear he suffers from seperation anxiety--just from me going to work, I spend my first 2 hours at home with him glued to me.silly kitty. He is also co-dependent....

co-dependency in pets and owners - quite common and........sick. Weez and I - well, we just about die without each other and, she wet herself the other day when I left her at Gail's, and someone else came in the house after I left, and she ran out. Peed in the driveway as they grabbed her.

<crap - have I told youse guys this before?? sometimes......when I'm tellin' stupid stuff on here - - I SWEAR I've written it before.......I must bore the hell outta you guys >

My baby, Peaches, wails like crazy if we go outside. I'm pretty sure she does this when we go to work. But when we come home...it's "buddy time" first and we have to play before she'll concede to cuddles and kisses. We just adore her. She thinks that she should walk on 2 feet like we do....and then she hops like a kangaroo!! She lays in the *wet* bathtub after I finish with my bath.....has her own toothbrush and "brushes" her teeth, thinks she should be able to sit up at the table (actually she stands so she can see what's up there), she is so much company. I think kittays are a true gift from God!!!!

PEACHES!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!! Kittehs ARE a gift from God.....remind me to tell youse guys about Skit's Jekyll and Hyde behavior in the bathroom each morning, and attacking my head while I'm in the shower

more later, Sills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is MIMMS!??? why isn't she playing with us any more????

MIMMSY, GET ON HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Padt, any more bugs?

[psawyer]

Big lies of our times:

"The check is in the mail."

"I gave at the office."

"Your call is important to us." :angry:

[jerseyangel]

Big lies of our times:

"The check is in the mail."

"I gave at the office."

"Your call is important to us." :angry:

Ya got that right, PeOter .....

No more bugs, Sooz. Just the one--very big and distinctive looking, so I know it was the same one. We're lucky--I think being up on the third floor helps wif the bug situation. Never had to worry about such things up north.

KitCat in the shower So cute I don't blame yer mum--tis worrisome, the thought of the miscreant and his ilk.

Minimom....where did ya go????

I hate me stupid over-reactive immune system......

T--I love Peaches too What a lil sweetie, wif her toothbrush and everything.

Ranger Sewzen--you're a good phriend. Sorry your buddy has to be going through this.

Chicken tractor

Em, yer poor wee phootbone And not being able to run and the insulin.....ugh not phair!!!!!

Loved Mad Men last night--any other sillies watching it?

[DingoGirl]

Loved Mad Men last night--any other sillies watching it?

WHOT? Gail and I talked about it today - both thought it was quite weak? did you love it, Padt? I know I WOZ half asleep but....just seemed quite dull and - dare I say it - a bit Manchester? *gasp*

POETER! mad for you.....

back to Millionaire Matchmaker - my fave

[jerseyangel]

WHOT? Gail and I talked about it today - both thought it was quite weak? did you love it, Padt? I know I WOZ half asleep but....just seemed quite dull and - dare I say it - a bit Manchester? *gasp*

This is quite typical of MM--the first episode of a new season is a bit underwhelming.....especially after waiting so long between seasons. If you stick with it, I think you'll get wrapped up in the story and the characters--many layers there--well written (I think) but understated.

The only thing I didn't love were the British (sorry Nik) guys. Only because I liked SC the way it was--there was far too little John Slattery last night fer my taste.

The opening part with the flashbacks was a bit Manchester......done in kind of a weird way, but yep, I loved it

[mushroom]

My cat is so funny- I swear he suffers from seperation anxiety--just from me going to work, I spend my first 2 hours at home with him glued to me.silly kitty. He is also co-dependent....

T'is same wif all Maine Coons I fear. I sometimes creep back in garage door and oh, the wailing!!! You have left ME. This from a cat who normally never peeps, only occasionally softly chirps, like a birdie :lol:

My baby, Peaches, wails like crazy if we go outside. ,,,She lays in the *wet* bathtub after I finish with my bath...., thinks she should be able to sit up at the table she is so much company. I think kittays are a true gift from God!!!!

Oh, Peaches,what a sweetie. She and Miss Em would get along fine. Miss M comes right in the shower room with me but hides behind the curtain so she doesn't get tooo wet, then lies on the wet tiles. And she sits on a chair at the table at dinnertime and thinks she's people. Just rests her chin on the edge of the table and "dines" wif us. Yeah, that's me, besotted wif me cat. Sorry; it's been over two months !!!

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, SORTED!! Sleezen really is a true silly - chocolate first, followed by another bad habit

Damn, as I get older am runnin' out of bad habits; chocolate, check,check, check; booze, not so much any more; smokes, NAY; streetwalking -- YA MUST BE KIDDING1; gluttony - pretty hard with what I'm left wif; lessee, orgies is out, swingin' --- I think NOT; can anyone come up with some bad habits for me???

Glad my moms and my MIL are not around to citicize, well I don't mean the not around but I do mean the criticize part--ample scope there Emmel, have you tried water walking for yer foot?; the water takes all the weight off and you still get to move around and exercise. T'was my favorite exercise until I could no longer find a place to accommodate it. You can do a whole range of exercises in the water.

Soozin, so sorry about your phriend; she is lucky to have you.

"Your call is important to us." :angry:

Gawd, dis is the biggest lie ever perpetrated upon innocent telephone customers; if ye really cared you would hire some more peeps to woman the phones!

Minimom....where did ya go????

Yeah, since Minimom was dethroned she has abandoned us. Did you have anything to do wif that, Patteigh? You is the likeliest culprit

I hate me stupid over-reactive immune system......

They are a pain in the pattuti, aren't they?

Chicken tractor

I had this image of a tractor towing a plough and the civkebs following along behind scratching for worms

PSILLIES, I walked into the doctor's waiting room today, and there was Sam Hill Manhead gazing at me from the cover of a magazine sitting right on top. I almost phainted. That long straight nose, that chiseled chin (literally), the semi-nekkidness... and then I discovered it was Thomas Jefferson on top of Mount Rushmore on the cover of the Smithsonian. Quelle disappointment!!

[blueeyedmanda]

T'is same wif all Maine Coons I fear. I sometimes creep back in garage door and oh, the wailing!!! You have left ME. This from a cat who normally never peeps, only occasionally softly chirps, like a birdie :lol:

Yes and such a teeny chirp from such a large feline---you'd expect a roar out of them since they are like lions...nope just the sweetest little meow.

Sillies I am tired today I am not sure if it is the hectic traveling lately or the heat but this girl is worn in!

Next week I am on vacation but John is not so I decided to go spend a week at my moms and do some stuff just us. My aunt and uncle are also in from FL- they arrived yesterday. They dont stay at my moms but I only get to see them yearly...last time was before the wedding they did not come up last year do to those heinous gas prices- I decided I am taking my mom to Niagara Falls next Monday. We are going to leave at 5am and do a day trip. She has never been and I know she would love it. So I am heading northbound and then after the falls we are going to go to Fort Niagara park, have a picnic lunch and then visit the lighthouse. My moms first. We are then heading to Rochester for some thrift store shopping. I can't wait!!!!

Well work should be started

CYA Soon Sillz