The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

POeter! Luuuuurrve yer av - -I'm sure that this is your huge gentleman, Oliver.

But what is this? POeter is attempting to divert attention away from the fact that he is NOT posting a pic of his pheet. Why is that?..... . ....do you have eyebrow-raising, sideshow-type phalanges?

WE WANNA SEE POETER'S PHEET! I'm excruciatingly curious, now.

Yeah, Slutzvankya lol, .. ..... but I like my eraser tip stew bugar-free.

Hi, Ptaoughmghmnuss!

Yep, bugar-free is a must for us diabetics....The Light, lo-carb stew. ......

<but really, don't think you really know what yer talkin' about, I think the stew definitely NEEDS the bugars It's a nice substitute for gluten - give it chewiness

......and protein.. . . . ......... :gagorama:

[Darn210]

P.S. Are ya ready for some FOOTBALL!!?

Oh . . . did you mean . . . am I ready for my husband to go into some kind of long-term, zoned-out, glued-to-his-chair, "what-do-you-mean-can-I-help-trim-the-bushes-today-can't-you-see-I'm-busy?", nonresponsive state? . . . yeah

Hiya Tom <little hand wave that you can't see because you can't take your eyes of yer TV>

[DingoGirl]

Sometimes it is lonely being the only male here, especially when the ladies start discussing their feminine issues.

:lol:

WHOT? US? discuss our feminine issues? why I NEVER

Oliver

maybe Poeter could compromise and post a pic of Oliver's wee pheets?

Yep, bugar-free is a must for us diabetics....The Light, lo-carb stew. ......

......and protein.. . . . ......... :gagorama:

I really think the bugar-free (or WITH bugars, depending on intolerances) stew has sunk us to a heretofore unachieved level of disgusting base-ness :lol:

<and an EXCELLENT topic for newbies to stumble upon, I might add>

Oh . . . did you mean . . . am I ready for my husband to go into some kind of long-term, zoned-out, glued-to-his-chair, "what-do-you-mean-can-I-help-trim-the-bushes-today-can't-you-see-I'm-busy?", nonresponsive state? . . . yeah

gahhhhhhhhhh :lol: good luck wit dat, Jan-it

tell him yer makin' some eraser-tip boogernignon stew fer dinner, and ask if he'd like that WITH or WITHOUT bugars

[nikki-uk]

P.S. Are ya ready for some FOOTBALL!!?

Phtaughmgn!!!!!!!!!.... please don't make me explain again what football really is

...ummm - wots yer feet like Ptorm???......describe

boogernignon stew

GAH!!!!!!!!!!

LUV EET!!!!!!!!!!

Um, slight confession on the phoot photo....I have had white tips painted on @ the nail shop 'cos the natural coloUr of me nails is somewhat ....grEy

Elsie and Gus are delightful bookendz aren't they??

....HELP ME!!............I can pheel another POUTINE craving coming on

_{t'is Jess's av I tell yer!}

HEY!!...WHO'S got feminine ish-ewes?????????

[elye]

tell him yer makin' some eraser-tip boogernignon stew fer dinner, and ask if he'd like that WITH or WITHOUT bugars

OMG.....yes, Jagh-nutt, tell 'im this. It may cause him to take his eyes from the screen. He won't get up er anything, but he MAY actually look at you if you tell him that this is the dinner menu.

[curlyfries]

maybe Poeter could compromise and post a pic of Oliver's wee pheets?

Good idea! I lurrrrve kitty feets!!

[JNBunnie1]

Good idea! I lurrrrve kitty feets!!

You guys wanna see some intense finger-toes, I should put up a picture of the boyfriend's feet. He's 6'5'' and his feet match!

[jerseyangel]

My Skit Kat snacks on my hair, but only when it's wet

Allo used to like to chew on me hair

Hi Dingy & hi everyone else, new & old

Hi Pataughmn

Sometimes it is lonely being the only male here, especially when the ladies start discussing their feminine issues.

Ya love it and ya know it!

....HELP ME!!............I can pheel another POUTINE craving coming on

_{t'is Jess's av I tell yer!}

Gawd yes! My mouth waters every time I look at it!

Hee! I'm in Mark's office. He's phinishing up sumphin so I thought I'd check in on me sillies Gotta tell ya's all a sweet <sniff> story having to do wif me Allo. Will do that whence I get home.

Be back.......

Oh--the towels are still in the dryer

[jerseyangel]

OMG!!!

I just heard this loud "moo-o-o"--I turned around, looked out the window and there is a steer walking along just over the fence at the edge of the parking lot. This building is at the end of a road in a commercial park that borders a farm. It's weird to see the cows meandering through the woods

Texas

[elye]

Patteigh, gotta tell ya, there is something magical about that av of your'n....the way the edges are smudged and blurred off at the edges, the stark redness of yer sandals and toes against the creamy white of yer feet... . .. .the angle, a view from the clouds, perhaps... . . . . ...

Yes, quite strangely magical. Like Magritte, methinks.

And I am NOT drunk this eve!

[DingoGirl]

OMG

Pad-tea's Magritte toez, and a cow at Mark's office

just a normal Sunday aft in the 'ville

I AM MENSTRUAL AND I WANT POUTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. can't wait to hear Allo story, Padt did he contact you from beyond?

[ranger]

To the men:

PRYTER ILYA SONOFACOSLAWEATINTROTSKI. Hi. How are your feet? If you don't want to reveal them, I understand, but, I have seen your balls. You didn't seem so shy then! If you don't want to show your pheets, then at least, show your pheats. Then, you will be annoynted into the Sons Of Podiatrists, a secret society of drug addicts and foot phetishes. By the Wayside, my DD has not one but 2 heal spurs. Does that turn you on?

poTOMic. So you think football is OK? I love football! I was in 1890 a cheerleader. Today, the Browns (my adoptive team) lost to the Vikings. Mixed feelings. I love Brett. I am an avid Packer fan. Went to Oshkosh High. Tonight Da Packers are playin Da Bears. I hope day win. Dayo- daayo. Day delight and I want to go home. There were and are today, banana boats all over WI.

The boogies have to be in the stew. You wouldn't make marrynarry sauce without basil, would you? It's not about nutation as much as a matter of taste. And, there's no gluten in them!

How so sad for me. I went clothes shoppin today. Baught a pair of pants and a shirt, in the children's dept. It's hard to find somptin appropriate for a 63 year old in the damn$#@*^ kids place!

But, I always look like the cool Grandma.

The games not over till the games over.

By the way, girls, I have balls.

Sleezana Von Stuutgart

[elye]

I went clothes shoppin today. Baught a pair of pants and a shirt, in the children's dept. It's hard to find somptin appropriate for a 63 year old in the damn$#@*^ kids place!

Holy crap, Teeny Sleeny..... . .what size are you? WAIT.. . .... .

WAIT WAIT WAIT... . . . . . .......

OMG. . . . .........I think I've just realized something BIG.

Slewzitska has been throwing out references to a Russian heritage - - red herring.

She is NOT Russian. Think, gang. . .........she has mentioned the phact that she is quite small.

AND she has casually mentioned the phact that she is black.

She is from BURUNDI.

Sleuwzin is a TWA!!!!

[psawyer]

You all asked to share in the agony of defeat.

Sorry you asked?

[curlyfries]

You all asked to share in the agony of defeat.

GAH!!!! MY EYES!!!!

Make it go away!

[celiac-mommy]

You all asked to share in the agony of defeat.

Me thinks I should be better aboot shaving me legs like Peetah, me hubby would like that too. Mabeee then he'd let me bring Edward back to bed with me too!!

Yoor a brave man Peetah!!!

[tom]

Oh . . . did you mean . . . am I ready for my husband to go into some kind of long-term, zoned-out, glued-to-his-chair, "what-do-you-mean-can-I-help-trim-the-bushes-today-can't-you-see-I'm-busy?", nonresponsive state? . . . yeah

what?

Oh . . . did you mean . . . am I ready for my husband to go into some kind of long-term, zoned-out, glued-to-his-chair, "what-do-you-mean-can-I-help-trim-the-bushes-today-can't-you-see-I'm-busy?", nonresponsive state? . . . yeah

.. ....sorry . ..'dju say somethin'?

[curlyfries]

what?

.. ....sorry . ..'dju say somethin'?

[elye]

WOW, POETER!!!! NOW DEM'S FEET!!!!!! Um, I think that you, as well, have Morton's Foot......

Open Original Shared Link

[Darn210]

Um, I think that you, as well, have Morton's Foot......

WHOT????!!!! Peter!!!!! Give Morton his phoot back!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Holy crap, Teeny Sleeny..... . .what size are you? WAIT.. . .... .

WAIT WAIT WAIT... . . . . . .......

OMG. . . . .........I think I've just realized something BIG.

Slewzitska has been throwing out references to a Russian heritage - - red herring.

She is NOT Russian. Think, gang. . .........she has mentioned the phact that she is quite small.

AND she has casually mentioned the phact that she is black.

She is from BURUNDI.

Sleuwzin is a TWA!!!!

:lol: x 500

Sleuzana is a TWA??????????????? OMG - could it be????? brilliant, Emmel

Rushin Twa, though? doz it exist? Could she be a Rushin, Burundian, white/black TWAW?

*snackle*

red herring, indeed

< have had some screwdrivers, phrendz, am quite silly here>

You all asked to share in the agony of defeat.

Sorry you asked?

gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Poeter, yer feets are prettier than mine!!!!!!!!

Me thinks I should be better aboot shaving me legs like Peetah, me hubby would like that too. Mabeee then he'd let me bring Edward back to bed with me too!!

I know - dammit - he appears to be HAIRLESSS????? what in hell?

if I did na shave me legs, I would look like Janit's av (but feets not as cute)

what?

.. ....sorry . ..'dju say somethin'?

*guphaw*

WOW, POETER!!!! NOW DEM'S FEET!!!!!! Um, I think that you, as well, have Morton's Foot......

Open Original Shared Link

'

Um, please note, from my av, that my second tow is AT LEAST one-eighth inch longer than my pudgy, short big toe.........

<SOOOOOOOO wanting to have Morton's Foot>

WHOT????!!!! Peter!!!!! Give Morton his phoot back!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!

*snackle*

[DingoGirl]

um, exkyuse me, but how DOZ peter load dem photos egg-zactly to this thread?

< I really do need to know >

[psawyer]

um, exkyuse me, but how DOZ peter load dem photos egg-zactly to this thread?

< I really do need to know >

For the Oracle, everything is possible. It uses the

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Psillies/DSC00620e2.webp' alt='DSC00620e2.webp'>

Sorry you asked?

[Jestgar]

My mustache is more than three decades old, and I am sure that if I shaved it off it would not grow back.

Shave off half and let's find out.

[elye]

GOooOd Morning, Psills!

I shall try a modified run this am - - relatively slow and indispersed with some speedwalking. I'm not confident that my foot it ready, but I must do this.

Morton's foot is not helping me AT ALL. He can have his damned feet -- they certainly aren't impervious to injury.....

I expect to hear from The Ripper's school about teacher training ESL hours, if any this term. Seems everyone is cutting back, and particularly the embassies. 'Tis a worldwide recession, fo' sho'... . .....

POeter, yer smooth, shiny, hair-free legs make you look very like an Olympic swimmer or wrestler. Have you been hiding this identity from us all this time?