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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient
Charles :wub::wub::wub: I love him already........

:) he will be OVERJOYED to live in your home, Emmel, with walks, a sister, kids, a YARD TO POOP IN.........I am just thrilled for him, and for all of youse :wub:

What she said :wub:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Oh this sounds sooo dirty :mellow:

It does!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh this sounds sooo dirty :mellow:

It does!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I know, it doz :lol: :lol:

but it ain't ;)

SILLIES!!!!! we had a 25-degree temperature drop from Sunday to Monday this week, FALL CAME INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!! temps in low 70's - was actually COLD in my bed last night!!!!!!!!!!

out of my mind........prayign that we don't get smacked in October with 100-plus, but it very often DOES happen <_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator
SILLIES!!!!! we had a 25-degree temperature drop from Sunday to Monday this week, FALL CAME INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!! temps in low 70's - was actually COLD in my bed last night!!!!!!!!!!

Now it's time to break out the pumpkin spice latte!!! :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello me psillies!!!!!!!

Nikers- POOPY COW on DC's teacher.......I think you should give her a biach slap upside the head. HARUMPH!!!!! :angry:

Ranger Sleuzen- You go girl...good for you! You can do it!

Em- Congratulations on the arrival of Sir Charles (I love black sub-standard poodles!!!) :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

SusieQ- I hope your cooler weather holds- like Theresa said...break out the pumpkin spice latte! You'd love it here today- barely 60 and cloudy.......brrrr.......

WALKING THE WEASEL......like frisking the wookie, eh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Em-alisch and her new adoptee.. :wub::D I just know he'll settle in jest foin!

Nik-a-nik......sometimes teachers need a com-uppance! They have no business question your parenting skills!!!! :angry: I once had a "talking to" to one of my son's teachers. He was not working up to his level for a bit. According to her it was because "all" of the other kids talked about wonderful vacations and places that they go, and my kid did not....etc, etc, like she thought he was so deprived and neglected. Pee'd me right off! Told her a bit about what our lives were like and that it wasn't about to change unless she had some miraculous suggestions. Secondly I didn't think it had to do with anything in his life outside of school and maybe she ought to look at her own motivational behaviors. Of course....I was verrrry calm and polite-like :ph34r: . Sure I was. For some reason these things were never brought up again. ;) , and the boy settled back into doing better (for a while anyway).

Kold here...still, again. Change too abrupt for my liking. But then again...the temps are not likely to be to my liking until next summer. Hope we get a real one next year.

Sleetzin Wikedokovich....good job on the stick-free! We're all pulling for ya! And dancing already.....a good substitute if I ever heard of one.

ranger Enthusiast

To Petvous L' Sawyez, (pronounced la Soy-a)

I want to officially claim myself as a DUMB**SS. I had the stumerity to ask you if your broth had written any other books. Today, I went to his web-site and found out- stupid Susan, stupid Susan, stupid Susan. I have to admit, because of circumstanses that I could have controlled, I quit reading. I used to be, as the qliche says, an avid reader. I most love Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradberry, and Issac Assimov. Then Doestoyevski, Tolstoy. and Bulgakov. Sylvia Plath, Myah Angelo, many other authers. Once interviewed R. Buckminster Fuller. Read all of his books. Read the Short story " Peking Man" Reminded me of RB.. I know I'n not supposed to apoligise on this place, but am.

PS You must also be a person of interest, although you don't much respond to my Posts, so I figgered ya just didn't care for meself. Witch is just find.

Swooz Ille a'nais Ler divin enfant


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ranger Enthusiast

Help! Thinkin bout gettin a dog, readin again, am quit smokin! Are you guys, that I don't even know , helping me get meself back?

Emylou- Got to see a pic of the doggy named Charley. You can't name a standard Poodle Charles, or he'll hump every neighbors leg, making you very unpopular. I can't stand the thaught that they debarked him, that's what dogs do and, if you live in a hood like mine, that's what you need them to do. And, I'd hate to see you un poplar. Trees are impotent.

ranger Enthusiast

Ray achach,

Just found out on the HINI thing that your Preggers! How did I miss that! Congrats! I had 3 (childs),

6 (grandchilds) and 2( great-grandchilds). I've had a lot of good things in my life, but those are the best. Names: Sember, Amanda, Jason, Susan, Roy, Daniel, Madison, Devin, Fred, Anihah, and Roy.

It was at times very hard, but very worth every minute. I had 3 kids in 5 years. that's hard.

congrats, Sleezen

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Now it's time to break out the pumpkin spice latte!!!

well get over here and MAKE it for me, Lady :D

WALKING THE WEASEL......like frisking the wookie, eh?

:lol: summat like that :lol:

To Petvous L' Sawyez, (pronounced la Soy-a)

I want to officially claim myself as a DUMB**SS. I had the stumerity to ask you if your broth had written any other books. Today, I went to his web-site and found out- stupid Susan, stupid Susan, stupid Susan. I have to admit, because of circumstanses that I could have controlled, I quit reading. I used to be, as the qliche says, an avid reader. I most love Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradberry, and Issac Assimov. Then Doestoyevski, Tolstoy. and Bulgakov. Sylvia Plath, Myah Angelo, many other authers. Once interviewed R. Buckminster Fuller. Read all of his books. Read the Short story " Peking Man" Reminded me of RB.. I know I'n not supposed to apoligise on this place, but am.

PS You must also be a person of interest, although you don't much respond to my Posts, so I figgered ya just didn't care for meself. Witch is just find.

Swooz Ille a'nais Ler divin enfant

:wacko:

always entertainin', swoozak :lol: :lol: and, quite a person of interest, I might add.

Help! Thinkin bout gettin a dog, readin again, am quit smokin! Are you guys, that I don't even know , helping me get meself back?

YAY!!!!!! GET A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and good on the no cigs, Sleeze ;)

Ray achach,

Just found out on the HINI thing that your Preggers! How did I miss that! Congrats! I had 3

:oWHOT????? HINI thing? :unsure: um......is Rachelle preggers????? are you startin' rumours, sleeze?? I must look into this........

Judy :(:angry: furious and tired for you, sweetie....hang in there.

Nikkers :angry: yes, b!tch slap that beeoch teacher <_< <or woz it a principal? can't remember :wacko: >

got nowt else, Sills........

more later.......must investigate some rumoured pregnancy......

elye Community Regular
Emylou- Got to see a pic of the doggy named Charley. You can't name a standard Poodle Charles, or he'll hump every neighbors leg, making you very unpopular.

He really does suit the name "Charles", I must say. He was already named "Charlie" by some cruel, irresponsible, apartment-dwelling pet owner. We decided that he is quite regal and classy, even through the skinniness and barklessness.........so he's Charles.

Actually, as JJack suggested, Charles Barkless. :rolleyes::lol:

Rashyelle!!!! Are you preggers???

psawyer Proficient
To Petvous L' Sawyez, (pronounced la Soy-a)

IPS You must also be a person of interest, although you don't much respond to my Posts, so I figgered ya just didn't care for meself. Witch is just find.

Bah! I don't respond that often to anybody's posts--I might be called the psilent psilly. It is better to keep kwiet and be thought a phool than to speak and remove all doubt. B) There are no psillies for whom I do not care. :wub:

w WHOT????? HINI thing? :unsure: um......is Rachelle preggers????? are you startin' rumours, sleeze?? I must look into this........

Methinks sumwun has confuzzed Rachelle with Tiffany. Tiffany is pg and has mentioned it in the H1N1 topic, as well as starting a thread of her own about her impending maternal status.

ranger Enthusiast
Em-alisch and her new adoptee.. :wub::D I just know he'll settle in jest foin!

Nik-a-nik......sometimes teachers need a com-uppance! They have no business question your parenting skills!!!! :angry: I once had a "talking to" to one of my son's teachers. He was not working up to his level for a bit. According to her it was because "all" of the other kids talked about wonderful vacations and places that they go, and my kid did not....etc, etc, like she thought he was so deprived and neglected. Pee'd me right off! Told her a bit about what our lives were like and that it wasn't about to change unless she had some miraculous suggestions. Secondly I didn't think it had to do with anything in his life outside of school and maybe she ought to look at her own motivational behaviors. Of course....I was verrrry calm and polite-like :ph34r: . Sure I was. For some reason these things were never brought up again. ;) , and the boy settled back into doing better (for a while anyway).

Kold here...still, again. Change too abrupt for my liking. But then again...the temps are not likely to be to my liking until next summer. Hope we get a real one next year.

Sleetzin Wikedokovich....good job on the stick-free! We're all pulling for ya! And dancing already.....a good substitute if I ever heard of one.

When my DD was in first grade, she did poorly on a test. It showed a woman vacuuming and she had to tell what the woman was doing. She couldn't. We had an all tile floor house -I did not own a vacuum cleaner. I went to the school and protested. She changed the score.

Years later---I went to a Phsycologist and took a test. It showed that I should be a nurse or a teacher. I was majoring in biology and I wanted to be a Doc. They changed the test.

Not long later. I became the president of the local chapter of NOW. Our local paper had help wanted ads like this:

Help wanted " women" -teachers, housekeepers, nurses, cleaening women, cooks, ect.

Help wanted "men" -doctors, lawyers, ass%$@#s, ceo's.

I arranged a picket line in front of the office of the Freepot Journal Standard. The want adds are much differant now..

One person can make a diff.

Be nice, but be strong.

The Old Irish Eyes

Sarah O'Hara

:ph34r: God, I hate this weather!

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, as JJack suggested, Charles Barkless. :rolleyes::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

ranger Enthusiast

I'm not above startin dasturdly rumours. In fact, I'm below it. You guys aughta know by now, that I'm ghastly stupid, and can't grasp the most rudimentaray thoughts. It's the Irish-Rushn-Jewish background. Thats why I crave potatoe latkes with a side of beets. But, the beets got to be way off to the side because I hate them. I think I'll retire. The National Prks thing is on

Good Night

S

PS Me want to see Charles!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Ray achach,

Just found out on the HINI thing that your Preggers! How did I miss that! Congrats! I had 3 (childs),

6 (grandchilds) and 2( great-grandchilds). I've had a lot of good things in my life, but those are the best. Names: Sember, Amanda, Jason, Susan, Roy, Daniel, Madison, Devin, Fred, Anihah, and Roy.

It was at times very hard, but very worth every minute. I had 3 kids in 5 years. that's hard.

congrats, Sleezen

GAH-NOOOOOOOO! I did take a test last week, but it twas negative! Just getting used to the fact that I'm done, I'm OK with it now!

well get over here and MAKE it for me, Lady :D

You get up here!! I'm making some in the morning..... ;)

Rashyelle!!!! Are you preggers???

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Methinks sumwun has confuzzed Rachelle with Tiffany. Tiffany is pg and has mentioned it in the H1N1 topic, as well as starting a thread of her own about her impending maternal status.

Yes!!

Maybe it hath been the stress mooching I've been dooing lately that has my belly is bulging and I'm looking like them thar's a gluten-free bun in my gluten-free oven. Me thinks I will stop eating now, thanks! :P:lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Nik!

Gad, October 1st. We really only had a month-long summer, here. So much bloody rain and yuck, and then finally September was beeoootiful.

Help wanted "men" -doctors, lawyers, ass%$@#s, ceo's.

:lol::lol:

That is quite a position, that of jerk... .. though I must say, in the past few years I have come across the odd woman who has shattered the glass ceiling and reached this rank ... ....... . .. <_<

elye Community Regular

Hey, that's interesting. . . ...... . my typed word "a$$hole" in the last post (which I typed normally) was edited to read "jerk", but Slewzhinkia's typed-out word "a$$hole" in her post beforehand was left alone. What's goin' on wif you, Slew?.....You got some special, clandestine status that quietly exempts you from the automatic filtering and language editing in place here at c.com?.... . . .. :unsure: . .. .....all right, guys. . ......may have to keep an eye on this one.. . . ...special privileges, several different nationalities and stream-of consciousness voices.... . ... . .

Slewzhan, are you Suzanne Somers?

The Hoff?

The Burundian Ambassador to Canada?

:huh:

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Em, you are a smart girl, you should be able to figure it out. I know it is a bit subtle, but it is not that subtle. :huh:

We want pictures of Charles!

jerseyangel Proficient
Em, you are a smart girl, you should be able to figure it out. I know it is a bit subtle, but it is not that subtle. :huh:

Is it because of the "s" at the end?

I wonder why that would make a difference :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

what Patti said. Try it.

mushroom Proficient
Help wanted "men" -doctors, lawyers, ass%$@#s, ...

Is there not some redundancy in here? :ph34r:

Clay, having worked under several women who managed to break the glass ceiling, thinks they all belong in the category of jerks, and would add some choice other adjectives. Having heard some of the stories I would say that in his case he was not entirely wrong and not merely chafing under the female yoke. Public service, affirmative action, the cream does not necessarily rise to the top, only the beotches :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice

'Tis simple scy-ance methinks. Stir up the bottle.....while the dirty sediment slowly sinks to the bottom.....the greasy, featherwate scum drifts up to the top. All the good little molecules do the work to hold them up and continue on doing what good little molecules do :P Scene it over and over in many different types of bottles. There is no "real" gender difference in featherwate skum.....only appears that way on the outside. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
Stir up the bottle.....while the dirty sediment slowly sinks to the bottom.....the greasy, featherwate scum drifts up to the top. All the good little molecules do the work to hold them up and continue on doing what good little molecules do :P

I like this anology, T :D Yes, in many diffetrent bottles ;)

Sills--on a decidedly more phrivolous note...... :P

Every time I see the new Fisher Price commercial for "Sillytown" (a toy for infants) I giggle :lol:

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