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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

G'Mornin, Poopy Shitake Mushroom Bad People! :lol:

OooOooOooh, Shroomie, liked yer /ass%$@#s.. ..!!

Must get a pic of Charles up today. .. .....

poop

piss

poop

jerk

bad person

jerk

HA! Wait. . . . ........ :unsure: . . ...there are only SIX words there.

Methinks the word "t-ts" could be edited to "boobs".....much nicer word all around, and it sounds and looks like what it represents -- Boooooooobs -- soft, kind of funny... .. ...... :rolleyes:

I ain't attempting to type out and post George Carlin's seven words........too scared......... . . . .... :unsure: .. . . . ......


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ranger Enthusiast

You guys sure cuss a lot. I wood never do that! :rolleyes:

I'm going to Olive Garden for lunch today and I'm scared to death and looking forward to it at the same time. I remember a day when the thaught of eating at the OG didn't scare the hell out of me. :(

Sleez

psawyer Proficient

Good Friday morning, all.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Wowza, I missed a bunch of knotty behavior yesterday!! I always look fwd to swearing outside the home since I cahn't dew it in front of the beh-beh's. Son loves to say "Mom Said Shitt!" As if when I say it it gives him an excuse to say it :rolleyes: I fear, however, that I shawn't swear much online since my hubby may be govment cheese someday and I'd hate for this to come back and haunt me ;)

Tis Friday, at my workplace it's referred to as "anything goes" day. So far I've heard, "Hey Rachelle, did you notice the smaller your boobs get the bigger your hair gets?" My reply was, "Could you imagine if I ever get that boob-job-between that and my hair, you wouldn't know where to look-Gawd you'd be so dizzy!!" I love working with all boyz... :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
"Hey Rachelle, did you notice the smaller your boobs get the bigger your hair gets?"

:ph34r:

GADS!!.... :unsure: it's true!

Gimme that boob job and I'll cut me hair off!! :lol:

BTW, I absolutely never swear ;):huh::lol:

elye Community Regular
BTW, I absolutely never swear ;):huh::lol:

For @*!%!@!#!# sake, neither do I.. ........

flourgirl Apprentice
For @*!%!@!#!# sake, neither do I.. ........

@#!!!#Q@#neiver do *I*

Awww Em-a-lou.....what a gor-gjeousst baby!!!! :)


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Charles! :D There he is!! :wub:

What a bright little phace he has--he's so cute, Em!! :)

How is the settling in process going?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh CHARLES!!!!!

He is fan-f%**in'-tastic <Ooops!> FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!

I want to hug him and pet him!!! :wub:

...and his fur is not unlike my hair :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Charles in Charge looks like he has quite the personality! So lucky to have found such loverly parental units!!

jerseyangel Proficient
...and his fur is not unlike my hair :lol:

:lol: Mine too!

The three of us should go on the road together....."Charles and the Sub-Standard Sillie-ettes" B)

ranger Enthusiast

Finally- the Regal Charles. He looks like a great dog! Congrats on a good and dogatarian decision!

Petrovanovitch. I have to tell you that last night, my stoopid Rushin Husband (aren't they all) Jonkolvnokov - whom usually is in bed by 7:30 or 8:00 - stayed up till 9 to watch FF! That astounded and annoyed me! It must be good. We shall meet as comrades with arms. And pheats. And amazing Oracle-faces.

Every1. I ate at Olive Garden today and got glutened. I am soooo sick and so pissed off! In the small print on the back of the gluten-free menue, It said "Due to cc, we cannot guarantee that the food is gluten-free". Then, why have a gluten-free menue, dumb poop's. I hate them tonite. Damned ass%$@#s!

Slutavinia Doostchevski,

A person of Irish-Rushin-Jewish descent whom never cusses.

ranger Enthusiast

Didn't get the Shiit throu, but got the jerk through. Can Skoot threw me out? phark.

God, you guys are makin me bad. It's like a kuss kontest!

ranger Enthusiast

oh, oh :huh: oh, oh

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
oh, oh :huh: oh, oh

Hope you feel better soon, Slussinsky. Maybe try a more reliable restaurant next time?

Dude, I just posted a recipe for double chocolat eclairs in the recipes section. Good luck resisting THAT one!

elye Community Regular
Didn't get the Shiit throu, but got the jerk through. Can Skoot threw me out? phark.

Wow... . this is PERFECT - - cannot believe it. I was just trying to come up with a good, solid, expressive sentence to help demonstrate preposition usage for my students...... .. . . . ..and here it is.

:huh:

:lol:

Dude, I just posted a recipe for double chocolat eclairs in the recipes section. Good luck resisting THAT one!

Oh, dear gawd. .. . .... . . .....I am checking this out. Absolutely torturous for the diabetics. . . ...... <_<

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Oh, dear gawd. .. . .... . . .....I am checking this out. Absolutely torturous for the diabetics. . . ...... <_<

Lemme think about the recipe, I will try and convert it for my curly friend!

Now I'm going to go shower off my stinky butt.

ranger Enthusiast

Pleae do not expose me to your prostitutional children. I am much to old, and wood shirley die! I have a strong belief in the Anglo Sexton Puritanical langwege, but do not want to see childs as dangling participants!

And, no more oxalate morons! They are not good for black haired,curley haired creatures. Or, beautiful blueyed redheads like Ayn!

We must teach our childs to speek and rite incoherantly!

Our childs am our fixtures.

We must persue them!

An Educational Rand By An Avid Non-learner but Clinical study Lover.

The question isn't who is going to let me;

It's, who is going to stop me?

Guesso Who?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy- If I had a great, big can of WHOOP ARSE I would send it to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so so so sorry- what is WRONG with people? Jeeezzz..........

Sending you hugs my friend.

Morning all!!!!!!!!! :D

EM!! What doggy news????

JOODEE!!...my luv, you're SO near!!..... GADS it'd try the patience of a saint eh? :angry:

I think my blood pressure has come down a tad after speaking to Martin's (Devil Child's) teacher on the phone.

Dear gaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!,...... that woman winds me up like no other.....now I'm fully aware of ALL DC's shortcoming's, but is it really necessary for her to try and belittle and patronise my parenting skills every time we speak :rolleyes:

T'is tiresome and methinks it maybe makes HER feel better about her LACK of professional abilities somehow :blink:

We have arranged a face to face tomorrow...i'll be making meself crystal clear (whilst at the same time trying not to make it worse for DC :blink: )

It's SO tricking when someone's constantly running down your child NOT to go in all guns blazing....but I think I'm fair and have been totally supportive (I ALWAYS punish him for any wrong doing at school)......... but she be digging TOO far now.

<On the quiet (although I'd NEVER admit it to DC) I can see why he called her the name he did :ph34r: >

*Deep breathing!!*

:lol:

BAH!! Who'd be a parent?!?!?!

Thanks bev and nik

reading for the first time in ages.

so sorry Nikki........i know how that feels as a Mom sucks.

just no sence in writing all the rest of the garbage.

trying to stay sane and calm

we might be wintering over in pa

FOUND IN THE SMALL PRINT OF CONTRACT SHE HAS THE LISTING FOR A YEAR AFTER A 'VERBAL' 3 MONTHS

WE WILL KNOW TO READ fine print from now on

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Clay, having worked under several women who managed to break the glass ceiling, thinks they all belong in the category of jerks, and would add some choice other adjectives. Having heard some of the stories I would say that in his case he was not entirely wrong and not merely chafing under the female yoke. Public service, affirmative action, the cream does not necessarily rise to the top, only the beotches

Brilliant, shroom :lol: :lol:

but WHERE ARE YOU?????? back in NZ? so nice to see you posting, silly :)

Every time I see the new Fisher Price commercial for "Sillytown" (a toy for infants) I giggle

:lol: I know - and they have a theme song - we MUST write ours!!!!!!!!!!

Then - I think I saw a Philly cream cheese add that had a word........forgot the word.....a word that started with an "F" normally but they started it wif a PH - made me outta my mind - :lol:

AssholeS.. . ...... :unsure: .. . .. ..

AssholeS . .. .. . ........ . ....

jerkS. .. .........

jerkS. ........

jerks. ......... .. .

jerkS... . . . ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: glad to see all is well in the 'ville - love all of this - not clever enuff to figger it out, though :wacko:

My turn.....

Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What fun!!!!

<we are SO gonna get busted >

love it :lol: x 25

Skaught is gonna wash our moufs out wif soap

I hope so :lol:

CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: x 500

I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!! he looks sweet, adn regal, all at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part deux coming up

DingoGirl Enthusiast

part two

aka, more of NOTHING

HA!

Hey. . . . ..... .what about adding coloUr? Do coloUrful ASSHOLES cause an "S" separation? .. ..... . ..

ASSHOLES. . .....

Assholes . ... . . .....

Dear gawd. . . ..small things amuse small minds, methinks. . . ......

Oh my, yes :lol: :lol:

ACKKKKKKK!!!! loud noise just came from kitchen - evil Skit Kat is in there alone - be right back - -

oh. He just knocked a plastic thingy off kitchen counter :wub:

I sense Skaught coming with the soap!!!!!!!

My turn

poop

s$#&s

s$#&ter

Crikey, it just never stops being phunny :lol: :lol:

Octoberfest 1, 2010. I pass out for a short one. I am sitting in my house, glaring at John, thinking about getting a dog, and maybe read sumptin. I look at the calender. I realize........

IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR AND 4 DAYS CINSE I SMOKED!

Then, I came two. I am sitting in my house, glaring at John, thinking about getting a dog, and maybe read sumptin. I realize.......

IT"S BEEN 4 DAYS CINSE I SMOKED!

one year vs. four days- about the same :lol:

poop

piss

poop

jerk

bad person

jerk

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

Been gone all day, but sounds like a kindergarten class whose teacher has totally lost control, and the kids are having a blast

/Assholes

excellent, Shroom :lol: :lol: And that really does about sum it all up :lol:

G'Mornin, Poopy Shitake Mushroom Bad People!

*SNORRRRTLE* love this greeting of silly, bad words

Tis Friday, at my workplace it's referred to as "anything goes" day. So far I've heard, "Hey Rachelle, did you notice the smaller your boobs get the bigger your hair gets?" My reply was, "Could you imagine if I ever get that boob-job-between that and my hair, you wouldn't know where to look-Gawd you'd be so dizzy!!" I love working with all boyz...

<_< am FYURIOUS over the boobs and boys issue. More to say on this later. Anybody got 10K to loan me? :angry:

The three of us should go on the road together....."Charles and the Sub-Standard Sillie-ettes"

:wub: so cute

Petrovanovitch. I have to tell you that last night, my stoopid Rushin Husband (aren't they all) Jonkolvnokov - whom usually is in bed by 7:30 or 8:00 - stayed up till 9 to watch FF! That astounded and annoyed me! It must be good. We shall meet as comrades with arms. And pheats. And amazing Oracle-faces.

oh dear gawd :lol: :lol:

SILLS!!!!!!!! got nowt else - hello to all I didn't quote - -

Nik, are you kicking ASSSSS there???????????

and judith - - I am so tired for you. :( WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT was in yer contract? I gotta read that again tomorrow..............

love to all Sills

flourgirl Apprentice
Hope you feel better soon, Slussinsky. Maybe try a more reliable restaurant next time?

Dude, I just posted a recipe for double chocolat eclairs in the recipes section. Good luck resisting THAT one!

Ditto on pheelin' better Slushvanya..... I don't even try to eat out any more.... at least for now.

Royal Bunniephuz! I can't even bear to look at yer recipe!!! I'm too afraid!!! I'm afraid I'd have to make it...and then have to eat it all :P:o

Judediah....we're still pullin' for you! Miracles do happen...there has to be someone there who wants your home RIGHT NOW!!! So you can move before the weather gets nasty.

Charlie Chuffles..... :wub: ... am awaiting Charlie stories... :)

flourgirl Apprentice

Fergot about the Carlin list of dirty words! I had that album......when it first came out. My mother heard part of it.....was totally astounded by it...and confiscated it. Probably my first act of rebellion with her....I searched until I found it and took it back! Was mine!!! I tell you!!! :angry: Heh heh....I look back now with todays socially acceptable language and behavior as a backdrop.....(my how our paradigms change). Not so shocking now.....as a matter of fact...very mild.

Hope you all have a great, sunshiny weekend!

Jestgar Rising Star
mushroom Proficient

At first I thort Em should name her substandard Charlie, but then I gots to thinking about all the little doggie woggies with their cutesy little namey wameys like Toby (okay, dat one's not so bad, met a nice Cocker named Toby a coupla days ago) and Binkie and Snowy and (evvinforbid) Blackie, and Fluffy and Danny and Sammy and Itsy Bitsy and what have you, and then I saw King Charles and he is obviously NOT a Prince Charlie :rolleyes: He is a mighty fine looking, regal dog and definitely a Charles. He and you are both so lucky to have eachuvva and I bet Elsie is happy too. Just wish you could give him his bark back....That is so horrible and heartless. Elsie will have to be his voice, but trying to bark at the mailman!!! that is just toooo classic!.

Judy, what on earth is going on there??? Are those horrible people not going to buy your house now they've damaged it all up??? Tell me that can't be true! :huh: :huh: :o You poor dear, what you have been through :rolleyes: And a deceitful agent to boot--just sign here pholks, all is okay (fer me that is). All a bunch of ass%$@#s

Yes Soozle, it is October and time for all good snowbirds to depart the grand Sierra Nevada and head for lower ground closer to the sun, although not as low as the tsunami they said might head up our harbour but didn't because I stood at my window and watched for it for 15 minutes. Phunny thing, how I got the warning: from the American Citizen Service at the U.S. Consulate :lol: :lol: :lol: in Auckland, by email! Didn't have any radio on or TV, no sirens sounded, all the silly b@ggars who knew about it went running down to the beach :o Clay said, How come I didn't get an email, and I said because your mother was born in Chester and they still have this thing about the British :P:lol:

And I is gonna change my name if Em persists in calling me a poopy SHITAKE Mushroom :(

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