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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Awww damn and blast!!!!! :angry:

Just lost a load o' quotes ...and now I don't have time to do them again <_<

Gotta go to take Alzey to another pantomime (risking liphe and limb on these roads!)

I shall however put you out of your misery - there was NO plumber required.....Tel saved the day wiv his big (& suprisingly heavy) tool ;)

:lol:

Catcha laterz psills!!


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psawyer Proficient

Good morning, Sillyville!

Sunny but windy here. The temperature is -16C (4F), but pheels like -25C (-13F).

BRRRRRRR!

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' chilly sillies!! :D

It's 19 degrees here right now--but clear and sunny so no snaugh or phreezing rain to contend wif, thankfully. B)

Jestgar Rising Star

Discovered a new drink.........plum vodka and 7-up

gads

elye Community Regular

Chilly Psillies! :lol:

Yes, many of us chilly. . . .......but Gnick, mygawd, we keep hearing about youse Eastern Europeans and the hellish cold snap sitting over you.. .. ..... .making big news here as it seems so incredible to have such troubles with centimetre upon centimetre of snow accumulating, and temperatures well below zero. <_<:rolleyes: 'Tis a new, very unwelcome thing for the gang across the pond..... . . ....Um, guess it's now officially "Climate Change", not "Global Warming".... ...... . ..

We Canucks should be sending over our monster snow removal equipment, via barge, to help you blokes out. This is one of Ottawa's machines from the snow plow fleet, during a typical clean-up after a dusting of snow last week on one of our main streets.....

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If you look very closely, you can see the three children alongside the plow, digging their way to school... . . .........:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

CHYLLIES!!!!!!!!!

Discovered a new drink.........plum vodka and 7-up

gads

GADS indeed!!! :P

I'm beginning to understand just how warming spirits can be!!

Chilly Psillies! :lol:

Yes, many of us chilly. . . .......but Gnick, mygawd, we keep hearing about youse Eastern Europeans and the hellish cold snap sitting over you.. .. ..... .making big news here as it seems so incredible to have such troubles with centimetre upon centimetre of snow accumulating, and temperatures well below zero. <_<:rolleyes: 'Tis a new, very unwelcome thing for the gang across the pond..... . . ....Um, guess it's now officially "Climate Change", not "Global Warming".... ...... . ..

We Canucks should be sending over our monster snow removal equipment, via barge, to help you blokes out. This is one of Ottawa's machines from the snow plow fleet, during a typical clean-up after a dusting of snow last week on one of our main streets.....

1936%20train%20snow%20plow%2003b.webp

If you look very closely, you can see the three children alongside the plow, digging their way to school... . . .........:lol:

:lol:

Touché!!

...but don't send the snauogh plaough via barge..ports are all shut. Frozen solid. :lol:

Will we survive this cold snap???....will Alzey ever go to school again???? :unsure:

I can't be sure.... soon we will have to decide..... heating OR food??

Currently resorting to 'old school' methods...... taping up drafty windows with clear plastic, hot water bottles in bed.....um baking our own (gluten-free) bread ('cos the shops have all but run out of any :blink:)

Hot toddies and thermal layers....tiger pig fully operational as cat bed/draft excluder/blankie.

We may just make it......

GFinDC Veteran

Happy New Year all you silliesacs!

Phairilly chillie for some of yuse folks out there. We are struggling with the mid 30's here in DC today. Almost an inch of snow pummeled us just the other day too. Almost couldn't see the sidewalk in a few places where the drifts piled up. The birds don't like all this snow, but Muffin-cat won't even go outdoors in it.

On a more serious note, I have finnally made something posistive out of the celiac disease experience. I have opened my own lguten Free Cafe! Here is a link where yuo can check out the treats. Our special today is Martian Brain Bake made with free range Martians. Better hurry it won't last long!

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jerseyangel Proficient

Will we survive this cold snap???....will Alzey ever go to school again???? :unsure:

We may just make it......

Good gawd Nik!! Sounds like yer on top o'things--stay warm and do enlist the help of spirits, blankies, kittehs and whatever else ya got at hand. Wishing youse a warm up and a dig out :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

Wow Nik. Keep good spirits about the whole thing, it'll all be over soon enough.

mushroom Proficient

I wuz thinking of you, Nik, when on our TV weather they said that the cold was about to descend on London and the south-east, :unsure: Like it hadn't been cold there before last night :blink: ???? Also saw a space shot of the Chilly Isles and the whole thing was white, from bow to stern :huh:

Yep, plenty of hot toddies and snuggling on order. And it's good Alzey is home, really!! Another body to add to the ambient temperature. I won't dare mention our weather for fear of being booted off the board.

:lol:

Men!!! or more specifically, Husbands!!! Looking at the macaroon cake I made to take to some neighbours' farewell elevenses this morning--"Is that cake made from scraaatch???" Er, yeah, ya haven't seen any little boxes around marked macaroon cake, have ya?? He thinks all our baking comes out of little boxes??? With all my restrictions??? "Oh well, they must make something for someone like you." Oh yeah??? :rolleyes: Yer damned lucky it's gluten free even. You find it, I'll buy it. Namaste spice cake this summer maybe. But anywho, who says scratch is that hard?? Ya just have to not miss out any of the ingredients :blink: (or instructions, for that matter :ph34r: ).

Stay in and stay warm, Chillies. You'll find me at the beach if you come a'callin'.

elye Community Regular

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Why, hellooooooo, Paul! Have you ever dropped in here 'afore? methinks not.... . have read many of your great posts all over this forum, and SO glad to see you suddenly appear here! PLEASE stick around.....'tis great fun amongst the chaos of day-today, gluten-free life... . ..:)

All the ports is FROZEN, Gnick? :huh:

:blink:

This is bad.. . . ... .....stay bundled up and hunkered down, and we will find you, Nicola, with all our industrial snow-removal trucks! (May need St. Bernards, as well... .....). . ..

Stay in and stay warm, Chillies. You'll find me at the beach if you come a'callin'.

:blink:

<_<

:angry:

I WANNA BEACH!!!

mushroom Proficient

I WANNA BEACH!!!

Life's a BEACH. You already got one!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Um, guess it's now officially "Climate Change", not "Global Warming".... ...... . ..

Had a three year old tell me at school the other day that he thought an ice age was starting!!! :lol::lol:

I believe Paul's been here before . . . I'll go dig him up . . . does the phrase anal seepage ring a bell with anyone??

Darn210 Enthusiast

Yeah . . . I thought he looked familiar . . . :P

OK, fair warning, this first video is a little crude, but could be humorous also. Wait it out, it gets better after the first 10 seconds or so.

Rathergood anal seepage

This one is a skit about gluten invading the body and well, you know...

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This is another from rathergood. I love your pants.

curlyfries Contributor

Life's a BEACH. You already got one!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Pffffftttt!........now you're bein a tease!

TEMPERATURES IN THE 30's NEXT WEEK!.........WOOHOO:rolleyes:B)

Stay warm, Nickers.......we don't want a frozen Niksicle! :o

curlyfries Contributor

Yeah . . . I thought he looked familiar . . . :P

Yep....I knew I'd seen him around here before. :P

mushroom Proficient

Bwah Ha Ha Ha (finger-flipping emoticon)!!

Our little farewell get together, everyone wanted to know who made the delicious macaroon cake :lol::lol::lol: Is it gluten free??? :blink::unsure::huh:

Bwah Ha Ha Ha.

:lol:

Only one little slice left to bring home :( The Kiwi word for this is "skiting".

elye Community Regular

Only one little slice left to bring home :( The Kiwi word for this is "skiting".

Jeez....the Canuck word fer this is "ah, crap"....... ...... . ..:rolleyes:

Wow, and holy crap - - wind-chill advisory in South Florida??...... . . . . ...:blink:.. .. .:unsure:. . . .....what in hell is goin' on?... . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast

Wow, and holy crap - - wind-chill advisory in South Florida??...... . . . . ...:blink:.. .. .:unsure:. . . .....what in hell is goin' on?... . . ...

I already told you!!! . . . Ice Age!!!

I see you Bunnie!!!! Where in he!! have you been???

Mtndog Collaborator

Wow, and holy crap - - wind-chill advisory in South Florida??...... . . . . ...:blink:.. .. .:unsure:. . . .....what in hell is goin' on?... . . ...

I know- hold me, I'm ASKEERT (and cold!)

Discovered a new drink.........plum vodka and 7-up

That sounds gooooooooddddddd!!!!!! Warm yer bones right up!

Will we survive this cold snap???....will Alzey ever go to school again???? :unsure:

I can't be sure.... soon we will have to decide..... heating OR food??

Egads Knicksicle- stay warm! I have a friend (ship captain) who is iced? snowed? in there and has been since Wednesday- he splits his time between Nova Scotia and Brazil. This time of year he's usually in Brazil (where it's summer) and is freezing his hiney off!

Our special today is Martian Brain Bake made with free range Martians. Better hurry it won't last long!

:lol: :lol:

Had a three year old tell me at school the other day that he thought an ice age was starting!!!

. . . does the phrase anal seepage ring a bell with anyone??

BRRRR!!!! Frozen anal seepage? :lol::ph34r:

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elye Community Regular

BRRRR!!!! Frozen anal seepage? :lol::ph34r:

Whoa.. . . . .. .....seepsicles??

mushroom Proficient

Jeez....the Canuck word fer this is "ah, crap"....... ...... . ..:rolleyes:

Wow, and holy crap - - [

Ah yes, bodily functions, the universal language :rolleyes: So universal even the Canucks speak it :blink:

Egads Knicksicle- stay warm! I have a friend (ship captain) who is iced? snowed? in there and has been since Wednesday- he splits his time between Nova Scotia and Brazil. This time of year he's usually in Brazil (where it's summer) and is freezing his hiney off!

Is it his ship that's stuck or his hiney? :lol: ... Anyways, if he hails from Nova Scotia his hiney should be tough enough, unless he usually drags it off to Brazil every winter :ph34r: Let's see, Nova Scotia, ship's captain....fisherman??? Or Brazil, ship's captain....sailing cruises around the Caribbean??? Vast extremes there :o

And goodness no, no seepsicles. Now *that* is holy crap!!

mimommy Contributor

Good morning all you psillies out there! I just pooped in to answer anudder post and to say hulloo to all me sills :D

Wow, this whole forum has changed so much I don't even know how to use it anymore :unsure:

Hope everybody is staying warm <brrr> Have a great day youse guys B)

elye Community Regular

HI, Rayechullle!!!:)

Please, please, purty please, put your current avatar pic up as your facebook profile photo.. . ...puleeeeze! Just for a day, even. And explain nothing. Remain conspicuously quiet about it - - evade the myriad questions that will be fired at you. Wanna see dis!!! :lol:

It may lead to a Who is Sam Hill Manhead? page, and a subsequent viral mystery that will move worldwide through millions of friends and members........:lol:

In other news, I'm just getting my mind around the magnitude of work involved for this enormous group of people converging on my house this Thursday coming .... . .... . .gah... . ..what have I done?? Baking, chopping, cleaning, decorating - - 'tis what I WILL be doing, to be sure.... . ..:wacko:...

mimommy Contributor

HI, Rayechullle!!!:)

Please, please, purty please, put your current avatar pic up as your facebook profile photo.. . ...puleeeeze! Just for a day, even. And explain nothing. Remain conspicuously quiet about it - - evade the myriad questions that will be fired at you. Wanna see dis!!! :lol:

It may lead to a Who is Sam Hill Manhead? page, and a subsequent viral mystery that will move worldwide through millions of friends and members........:lol:

In other news, I'm just getting my mind around the magnitude of work involved for this enormous group of people converging on my house this Thursday coming .... . .... . .gah... . ..what have I done?? Baking, chopping, cleaning, decorating - - 'tis what I WILL be doing, to be sure.... . ..:wacko:...

I know--isn't my av wonderful? Thanks to me sil for chopping it 4 me ;) OMG! Just the THOUGHT!! I'm game if you guys are game. I have a confession to make tho--the man in the photo is...not...my husband :o He's a friend from school and also on my FB (a very deep and sensitive soul). I told him about me manatar and he seemed OK w/ it. Do youse think he'd mind me sharing it on the vast viral waste land of FB? :unsure:

Going to my folks new condo to celebrate my dad's b-day this aft. They have returned from Mexico straight into the frozen jaws of midwestern wintery hell-O! I am running out to get him some warm new driving gloves. Made a Betty Crocker gluten-free cake to bring, have to frost it.

Have a good day every-bodee :)

PS--almost forgot to say--good luck with all that work. Don't forget to enjoy yerself, too:)

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