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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

Oh yeah--those babies are held in within an inch of their lives :lol: If she develops head or facial pain, don't say we didn't warn her :P

Nah, if ya fill 'em with helium instead of silicone, they're actually rather... well, elevating!!

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Nah, if ya fill 'em with helium instead of silicone, they're actually rather... well, elevating!!

:lol:

Hee! She's just phloat right away.....chest phirst :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Mygawd.. .. . ...type one diabetics do not always have breasts like that, lemme tell everyone..... . ....... .....

<_<

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Um, in case anyone was wondering if, uh, I do.. . .. . . ... . . ..... . ..<_<<_<

:lol:

psawyer Proficient

I certainly don't. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

I certainly don't. :ph34r:

OHHH, thank gawd. I have been wondering, POeter... .. ... . .as when we met, you were wearing a rather loose, bulky sweater, and I simply could not tell for certain. ..... . ....

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

AND!: She probably cannot inject insulin with the finish that I CAN. <_<

I'd wager she couldn't Em :huh: ..... probably keeps falling A over T while injecting.....the trajectory tipping her over 'cos those puppies look HEAVY!!!!!

OHHH, thank gawd. I have been wondering, POeter... .. ... . .as when we met, you were wearing a rather loose, bulky sweater, and I simply could not tell for certain. ..... . ....

:lol:

A relief I'm sure!!....but you had to ask - those bulky sweaters hide all kinds of stuph! :lol:


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A relief I'm sure!!....but you had to ask - those bulky sweaters hide all kinds of stuph! :lol:

What are you implying about me bulky sweaters, Nik!!!!

appendages filled with helium you, say . . . resulting in partners speaking in high Mickey Mouse voices?? . . . if you get my drift . . .<wink, wink, nudge, nudge>

jerseyangel Proficient

appendages filled with helium you, say . . . resulting in partners speaking in high Mickey Mouse voices?? . . . if you get my drift . . .<wink, wink, nudge, nudge>

<snort>

Mtndog Collaborator

I've been reading along (brain death=no psilly) and thought you might appreciate this. Kurt and I had a discussion today that went as follows:

"Honey, is one of your boobs bigger than the other?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"I just do."

"yes."

"Which one?"

"The left one, why?"

"Cause everybody's left boob is bigger than their right."

"Oh REALLY. How do you know this?"

"Cause I'm on Boobies101.com"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He then sent me this very scientific diagram that explains lots of important things about boobies!

elye Community Regular

"Honey, is one of your boobs bigger than the other?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"I just do."

"yes."

"Which one?"

"The left one, why?"

"Cause everybody's left boob is bigger than their right."

"Oh REALLY. How do you know this?"

"Cause I'm on Boobies101.com"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG...... just hadda look under my not-bulky-a-'tall sweater.. . ...... . . it appears to me as though my RIGHT boob is somewhat larger than my LEFT. :huh: The rare exception, personified?

Is this because I am left-handed?

I sleep on the left side of the bed.. . . ..I drive on the right... . . .... . ..I throw left and catch right. . ......

What in hell?

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

OHHH, thank gawd. I have been wondering, POeter... .. ... . .as when we met, you were wearing a rather loose, bulky sweater, and I simply could not tell for certain. ..... . ....

Well, Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :ph34r:

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh and BTW, be sure to read the first comment <GIGANTAMONGOUS SNORT> :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

it appears to me as though my RIGHT boob is somewhat larger than my LEFT.

My left one is bigger.....

Gawd, the stuff we talk about! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Somehow this is making me think of the Wizard of Oz :huh:

:huh: :huh: . . . Oh, you are not making a statement like that without some sort of follow-up . . . :lol::lol:

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halle-berry.webp

When did she get those! :o

My left one is bigger.....

Left is possibly bigger :unsure:.......not much to work with here, folks <_<

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Pholks!

Wow, so much to read and ponder this am. . ....:lol: . .. . ...testicle size and symmetry - - 'tis neverending, this quest for knowledge on the quirks of the human body. The purposeful un-evenness and asymmetry of things is the measure of all beauty in the eyes of classic scholars, so left boobs and testes that don't match the other side should be much desired. Michaelangelo's David, it would appear, had a left ball bigger and lower. Such beauty. . . . ..... . .....:mellow:

B)

Halle's boobs look exactly the same size. Incidentally, she is exactly the same age as I - -methinks we are kindred spirits of some sort. I'll bet she has gorgeous frames on her mantle, filled with pics of young frame models......... . . ....

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

How I have meeessed you alls! Been ILL, end of all last week, stuck in bed flat on me back unable to move, couldn't even watc TV cuz the sounds my tummy was makin was too loud <_< Slept nonstop fronm Thurs. afternoon till about Saturday morning, then took a nap. Had to take dd roller skating Sat. night (I promised I would) but felt better on Sunday. Glad to be back!!!

I'm starting book 5 of Harry Potter. I'm sooooo loving these books(and the Weasley boys), although they're taking me longer than I'm used to to get thru them. DD just finished the 2nd book, so we get to watch the movie tonight!! :P

Nuphin too phunny here the last phew days. Although watching 4 year olds in karate class is about the phunniest thing I've seen in a while. Wish I had me a flip camera to take a quickie video of phor you to see. Gymnastics, on the other hand is about the scariest thing I've ever watched. It doesn't help that Maddie is sooooo double jointed in both arms that she can bend her arms backwards about 30 degrees, I'm waiting for those suckers to snap in half every time she tries to do a handspring :blink:

It was a PHAB party. Lotsa cleaning up, not much food left over, and not a single person tried to drunkenly dive into the ho'tub. 'Twas all good.

So glad everything turned out great! Was anyone forced to hang out in your Arctic wing? ;)

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,

Lookin' like a FOOL with yer pants on the ground!!!

We have been singing this all morning!! Co-worker is making up new words everytime anyone gets up to do sumphin! :lol:

Well.......Once more, I have been dealing with hospitals. My brother very quickly came down with a serious case of the flu and pneumonia. I didn't know he was sick til he called from the hospital Critical Care on Thursday......was so bad he called for an ambulance. Turns out, he was also very close to going into a diabetic coma. He didn't know he was diabetic. Blood sugar was 485. He has been diagnosed as type 1.

He's doing much better, now, and it looks like we will be able to take him home tomorrow.He's thinking about asking his diabetes counselor out on a date

How scary!!! Glad to hear he's doing better, I'll pray that he continues to do so!!

Hmmmmmmm . . . <stroking me chin hairs> . . . perhaps I should test out this theory and just wander around nekkid for the next 48 hours or so . . .

:lol::lol::lol:

Gnick, you remain my inspiration! I look with wistful envy at your pics on Da Book.. . . . .....I wish to fly across the pond and try to keep up with you and your gang in the clubs!

I vanna come too!!!!

Halle Berry has the fleeting beauty of youth. Em has the boundless grace and charm of joy, and the unending beauty of a loving, gentle soul.

Tru' dat! :wub:

Yes: Halle Berry is probably really ugly on the inside.

AND!: She probably cannot inject insulin with the finish that I CAN.

:lol::lol:

Looks like she's injected sumphin.....

I certainly don't. :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

I'd wager she couldn't Em..... probably keeps falling A over T while injecting.....the trajectory tipping her over 'cos those puppies look HEAVY!!!!!

:lol::lol: , on the floor

I've been reading along (brain death=no psilly) and thought you might appreciate this. Kurt and I had a discussion today that went as follows:

"Honey, is one of your boobs bigger than the other?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"I just do."

"yes."

"Which one?"

"The left one, why?"

"Cause everybody's left boob is bigger than their right."

"Oh REALLY. How do you know this?"

"Cause I'm on Boobies101.com"

He then sent me this very scientific diagram that explains lots of important things about boobies!

Further evidence that I'm abnormal. My right hangs lower is bigger than the left

psawyer Proficient

Well, Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :ph34r:

Hmm. A recent careful examination of my personal equipment was conducted. The examiner did not find a discernable difference between the one on my left and the one on my right, but concluded that all my equipment was to her satisfaction. B)

mushroom Proficient

Hmm. A recent careful examination of my personal equipment was conducted. The examiner did not find a discernable difference between the one on my left and the one on my right, but concluded that all my equipment was to her satisfaction. B)

A recent (self) survey of my equipment (which I believe to be different from Peter's :blink: ) was most unsatisfactory. Nothing I have a pair of seems to match. :rolleyes: Did the egg divide wrongly?? You know those people where you cover one half of their face and then the other, and they look like two different people?? Can't do that with myself coz I can only see one half at a time. Maybe I am a composite :ph34r: At least both halves are the same height...whew!

jerseyangel Proficient

A recent (self) survey of my equipment (which I believe to be different from Peter's :blink: ) was most unsatisfactory. Nothing I have a pair of seems to match. :rolleyes: Did the egg divide wrongly?? You know those people where you cover one half of their face and then the other, and they look like two different people?? Can't do that with myself coz I can only see one half at a time. Maybe I am a composite :ph34r: At least both halves are the same height...whew!

I dunno Shroom.....I also have second toes that don't look like they're from the same person. Symmetry seems to have eluded me too B)

I say it makes us unique and interesting :D

If a bit uneven..... :unsure:

elye Community Regular

Symmetry seems to have eluded me too B)

I say it makes us unique and interesting :D

If a bit uneven..... :unsure:

Ah, but we remain, then, the Modern-Day Davids.. . .. . ....Michelangelo's Renaissance masterpiece lives on in us, wonky toes, boobs, faces and all. Except for POeter.. . . . . ..... ....it would seem that he remains perfectly symmetrical. I believe this is quite rare, POeter - - you could be looking at a page in 2010 Ripley's Believe It or Not, or in the latest Strange Stories, Amazing Facts.

Is this why you are such a frighteningly successful hitman in your Mafia Wars? Both sides of the figure you cut are EXACTLY the same - - thugs are riveted, unable to move or function, when they take in your complete, bizarre balance and harmony. . . . .. . . .. .....yes, that must be it.. .. . . ....!!

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ah, but we remain, then, the Modern-Day Davids.. . .. . ....Michelangelo's Renaissance masterpiece lives on in us, wonky toes, boobs, faces and all. Except for POeter.. . . . . ..... ....it would seem that he remains perfectly symmetrical. I believe this is quite rare, POeter - - you could be looking at a page in 2010 Ripley's Believe It or Not, or in the latest Strange Stories, Amazing Facts.

Is this why you are such a frighteningly successful hitman in your Mafia Wars? Both sides of the figure you cut are EXACTLY the same - - thugs are riveted, unable to move or function, when they take in your complete, bizarre balance and harmony. . . . .. . . .. .....yes, that must be it.. .. . . ....!!

:lol:

He is the chosen one ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

He is the chosen one ;)

All hail the Oracle !!! ^_^

Hi (uneven) fellow peeps!!

I've been ill too folks! (t'is the season).... got hammered by a virus (norovirus is doing the rounds <_< )

The kids are phine :lol: ... just me :rolleyes:

Got now't to tell...been in bed FOREVER!!

Carry on....

jerseyangel Proficient

I've been ill too folks! (t'is the season).... got hammered by a virus (norovirus is doing the rounds <_< )

The kids are phine :lol: ... just me :rolleyes:

This just will not do! :( I hope yer guys are waiting on you hand and phoot :rolleyes: Take care of yerself Nik and I hope yer better soon :D

Well, I had another dream avec sillies.....Soozle and Jan-it. This so so weird because 1) I hardly ever remember my dreams and 2) I think these are the first times a silly has been involved. I guess this means youse guys are firmly in my subconscious :lol: Gawd help ya'll! :P

Suz and I were discussing children's vitamins at some kind of party and Jan-it was changing her clothes behind a curtain.

I need help.....

elye Community Regular

Gnick has reared her sickly head!! :D

.... got hammered by a virus (norovirus is doing the rounds <_< )

As opposed to being just hammered.. . ..as we can attribute the past few sessions a'bed for Nik, once regularly seeing her fb pics.. . . ..... . . ... :P

Gnik, are you quite certain you weren't just plain hammered? :lol:

Jan-it was changing her clothes behind a curtain.

Crap. . .. ... . . . .this MUST portend that she's still havin' face pain - - trying on new, looser bras and undies, methinks. . . . ....... . .

:rolleyes:

Pseriously -- I do wonder how Jyaghnutt's doing. She saw her doc. No report as yet. A scan, maybe?

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