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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Just because nobody understands you, it doesn't make you an artist.

:lol: SOoOooO true!

Hey, we've had a couple o' newbies glance in and then promptly exit, for good, it seems. Probably thinking, "wow, there's a quiet thread"... . ....

We've gotta get everyone back and psilly, to keep this new blood around! Kareng, it has gotten crazy around here in times past, with pages flipping by at breakneck speed, talk of wondrous things that you'll laugh about in bed at night, royal ascensions and takedowns, shopping lists, ethical dilemmas involving either li'l feet protruding from your chin or a li'l bum on your forehead.... . . ...... . ..

And it will come back to this! Gotsta get the regulars BACK!


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Jestgar Rising Star

I am back from the depths of hell. Worked 12 days straight - some long-a$$ days, did two computer class homeworks (20-30 hours each) AND my room mate moved out!!! :D :D :D :D :D

For those of you that have forgotten, room mate is my ex. Was not the most pleasant of living conditions. Now my house is empty and peaceful, well, other than the kitchen getting worked on it's peaceful, but still, I'll take it.

It's funny that you don't realize how much stress something is causing you until it's gone. I feel like I've been carting bricks around, and I've finally put them down.

So today, the plan is to wash the jeans (that I've been wearing for 12 days straight :ph34r: :ph34r: ), buy food, since I am down to canned tomatoes, and start moving boxes into my newly empty room..... After siting quietly in my peaceful house and enjoying my coffee...

Darn210 Enthusiast

I am back from the depths of hell.

Welcome back from hell, Jess!!!

Sounds delightful at your house . . . well, except for nuttin' to eat 'cept canned tomatoes . . . let me know when you get back from the store and I'll head over.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I am back from the depths of hell. Worked 12 days straight - some long-a$$ days, did two computer class homeworks (20-30 hours each) AND my room mate moved out!!! :D :D :D :D :D

For those of you that have forgotten, room mate is my ex. Was not the most pleasant of living conditions. Now my house is empty and peaceful, well, other than the kitchen getting worked on it's peaceful, but still, I'll take it.

It's funny that you don't realize how much stress something is causing you until it's gone. I feel like I've been carting bricks around, and I've finally put them down.

So today, the plan is to wash the jeans (that I've been wearing for 12 days straight :ph34r: :ph34r: ), buy food, since I am down to canned tomatoes, and start moving boxes into my newly empty room..... After siting quietly in my peaceful house and enjoying my coffee...

Empty house??? :unsure:

This has all the makings of a psilly take over bid!!!!

WELL done Em for NOT mentioning anal glands in the presence of a noo-bee ..... Ooops...think I just did :rolleyes:

Ginger hair not so bad...had dulled down a tad, only really visible when the light catches it (after furious washes!! :lol: )

Bunn-gnee!!... so sorry to hear 'bout your job loss :( ... but, sounds as if you'd come to the end of the road anyway <_<

Sometimes you feel better when you've given in to the inevitable.

...loving Gyianne-eetes 'words of wisdom' :lol:

Here's my contribution:

'Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.'

:D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Welcome back from hell, Jess!!!

Sounds delightful at your house . . . well, except for nuttin' to eat 'cept canned tomatoes . . . let me know when you get back from the store and I'll head over.

NOT before

Seattle sounds nice methinks.

elye Community Regular

Hi, Jyessss!:D :D Empty house??? All right, comrades, let's get there!!

Um, well.. . . .....let us give Jyesss some time to pick up some food.

And alcohol.

jerseyangel Proficient

I am back from the depths of hell. Worked 12 days straight - some long-a$$ days, did two computer class homeworks (20-30 hours each) AND my room mate moved out!!! :D :D :D :D :D

For those of you that have forgotten, room mate is my ex. Was not the most pleasant of living conditions. Now my house is empty and peaceful, well, other than the kitchen getting worked on it's peaceful, but still, I'll take it.

It's funny that you don't realize how much stress something is causing you until it's gone. I feel like I've been carting bricks around, and I've finally put them down.

So today, the plan is to wash the jeans (that I've been wearing for 12 days straight :ph34r: :ph34r: ), buy food, since I am down to canned tomatoes, and start moving boxes into my newly empty room..... After siting quietly in my peaceful house and enjoying my coffee...

:huh: I didn't know your roommate was yer ex....HIH did I miss that? Anywho, tis wonderful that you phinally have the house (and yer space) to yerself. Sounds like a whole new beginning :D

'Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.'

Ain't that the troof!

Got many much-needed hours of sleep last night....will only Sven before noon from now on. We did take a walk at about 6PM, but that didn't seem to affect me.

Talked to Matt this AM--he was supposed to work today, but they closed due to the snow. I pheel a 'lil guilty--it's sunny here and is supposed to be 60 this afternoon.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Hi, Jyessss!:D :D Empty house??? All right, comrades, let's get there!!

Um, well.. . . .....let us give Jyesss some time to pick up some food.

And alcohol.

Ooh!!! Par-tay at Jess's!! Yer empty room will soon be phull of Sillies :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Got many much-needed hours of sleep last night....will only Sven before noon from now on. We did take a walk at about 6PM, but that didn't seem to affect me.

I meant to comment on this before!!!

:huh:

WIH?!?!?!

I do alot of my intense cardio workouts in the eve.....sometimes not getting in 'til after 9.30pm..... I sleep like a drugged person!!! :lol:

It's 60 degees in TexASS??..... GADS, sounds like summer :blink:

....and guess what????....... me boiler has BROKE DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

Standby for a thumb report :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

I pheel a 'lil guilty--it's sunny here and is supposed to be 60 this afternoon.

Well, you just go right on feelin' guilty . . . we got sumptin like 8 inches of snow . . . digging our way out slowly . . . OK, I lied. We're paying someone to dig us out :P

curlyfries Contributor

I pheel a 'lil guilty--it's sunny here and is supposed to be 60 this afternoon.

As well you should <_<

;)

Well, you just go right on feelin' guilty . . . we got sumptin like 8 inches of snow . . . digging our way out slowly . . . OK, I lied. We're paying someone to dig us out :P

Hubby gets to play wif his new toy, the snow blower.......best idea I ever had! No more helping with the shoveling! :D He even cleared our elderly neighbor's driveway, the sidewalks, part of the street........

hey, Jan-nut!.....Isn't your county on a "stay off the streets unless it's an emergency" ban?

Jestgar Rising Star

. . . OK, I lied. We're paying someone to dig us out :P

snort

.....and I am never out of alcohol.....

psawyer Proficient

No snow here. Sunny and cold. Brrrr! But naught to shovel! B)

jerseyangel Proficient

I do alot of my intense cardio workouts in the eve.....sometimes not getting in 'til after 9.30pm..... I sleep like a drugged person!!! :lol:

Interesting....I tossed and turned for hours--it was like I could not settle down and relax. That Sven is a mysterious fella :rolleyes:

We're paying someone to dig us out :P

Atta goil :P

Hubby gets to play wif his new toy, the snow blower.......best idea I ever had! No more helping with the shoveling! :D He even cleared our elderly neighbor's driveway, the sidewalks, part of the street........

Years ago when we still lived in Syracuse, Mark got a snow-blower and had so much fun wif it that he did a few of the neighbors' driveways too. Glad Brain's having phun wif his :D

.....and I am never out of alcohol.....

The poifect host B)

curlyfries Contributor

Love the penguin & the dog is wonderful. I'll bet he's smart too.

Eh..... not really. But he's smart enough to know that when he hears the sports commentators, football is about to start. He hates football.......makes him very nervous. He does not live up to his namesake! :lol:

So today, the plan is to wash the jeans (that I've been wearing for 12 days straight :ph34r: :ph34r: ), buy food, since I am down to canned tomatoes, and start moving boxes into my newly empty room..... After siting quietly in my peaceful house and enjoying my coffee...

Jess!!!!.....this is how people get an office! When DS moved out, we got an office. When DD moved out, we got a guest room. But now she's back, and all my lervly decorations have been moved out <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast

hey, Jan-nut!.....Isn't your county on a "stay off the streets unless it's an emergency" ban?

Really? I'll have to go look. :huh: Hubby just left to take Smackl to Tae Kwon Do. :ph34r: Skeeter has a horse back riding lesson in two hours. I figgered her instructor would have called by now if she was cancelling.

Darn210 Enthusiast

I tossed and turned for hours--it was like I could not settle down and relax. That Sven is a mysterious fella :rolleyes:

Sven's got Patti all worked up whilst in bed . . . :o . . . :lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master

We got about 5-6 inches of snow yesterday here in Kansas City. My 13 year old had to shovel most of it so he says we got 10 inches. Also, I'm naturally "ginger" & try hard & at great expense to remain "ginger."

Darn210 Enthusiast

Really? I'll have to go look.

Nope . . . north of us has the snow emergency.

We got about 5-6 inches of snow yesterday here in Kansas City. My 13 year old had to shovel most of it so he says we got 10 inches.

Ahhhhh . . . yep, it's a "guy" thing.

Welcome Kareng(inger) . . . Just so you know, we shall no longer call you Karen . . . we shall call you Care-In . . . or CairWren . . . or Kaerrenne. Spelling is opshunal here.

jerseyangel Proficient

Sven's got Patti all worked up whilst in bed . . . :o . . . :lol::lol:

<giggle>

Welcome Kareng(inger) . . . Just so you know, we shall no longer call you Karen . . . we shall call you Care-In . . . or CairWren . . . or Kaerrenne. Spelling is opshunal here.

True dis. Welcome to the Psyllie Side, Khar-en. :D

kareng Grand Master

Glad to know we aren't judged on our spellin hear. I'm a teariable speller.

Jestgar Rising Star

Glad to know we aren't judged on our spellin hear. I'm a teariable speller.

loox phine too mi

elye Community Regular

....and guess what????....... me boiler has BROKE DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

<_< <_< <_<

:angry: :angry:

Gnick, I think that, much like you, we are all collectively getting quite tired of hearing this.

Whot in hell IS it with the UK boilers?? Have ya got chimpanzees on the manufacturing lines, then?

:rolleyes:

Well, you just go right on feelin' guilty . . . we got sumptin like 8 inches of snow . . . digging our way out slowly . . .

We have had so little psnaough this winter... . . .....92 centimetres, actually. A normal winter yields us about 260. This Phast Phact brought to you by The Ripper.. ... .

.....and I am never out of alcohol.....

This is excellent . . . ...:lol:

Glad to know we aren't judged on our spellin hear. I'm a teariable speller.

Cerr-ighnn! You're back, and spellin' phunny! Superb. . . .. .... .,..

Darn210 Enthusiast

This Phast Phact brought to you by The Ripper.. ... .

Speakin' of The Ripper . . . and the chin feet and such . . . when is he going to pose us another kwestion? We haven't had one in some time now.

A box truck picked our cul-de-sac to try and turn around in. I saw him pulling in and yelled out to my husband "Come look at this guy!! What in Hell is he doing?? He's going to get stuck!!!" Within minutes, he was. Hubby went out to help dig him out and also to get his name for when he hit our mailbox. Now I told me hubby to let him hit the mailbox, because we need a new one. So what happens?? The guy was planning on trying to back into our drive and hubby warns him to cut the wheel sharp so he doesn't hit our mailbox. I guess this concerned the guy that he tried to pull forward instead and started sliding and hit our neighbor's mailbox!!!! They didn't need a new mailbox!!! We did!!! I told my hubby it was all his fault we didn't get a new mailbox out of the deal. <_< . . . :lol::lol:

mushroom Proficient

.....and I am never out of alcohol.....

Now, if evahhh anything sounded like an invitation.....

Interesting....I tossed and turned for hours--it was like I could not settle down and relax. That Sven is a mysterious fella :rolleyes:

Sven's got Patti all worked up whilst in bed . . . :o . . . :lol::lol:

Welllll, now, I guess that explains his attractions. I had never understood Sven's mysterious powers to punish ourselves (never having availed meselph of his services), but now I'm beginnin' to see the light

Gnick, I think that, much like you, we are all collectively getting quite tired of hearing this.

Whot in hell IS it with the UK boilers?? Have ya got chimpanzees on the manufacturing lines, then?

I tell ya, the Brits have never been the same since they lost the Empire.... Thought it was all the chimpanzees they was sending to NZ and OZ....turns out it was all the BRIGHT chimpanzees who have e-v-o-l-v-e-d to type the complete works of Shakespeare on their computers while the Brits can't even seem to make boilers!! (what dat??) that work. Still on steam heat???

A big HELLOOOO to Caerinn(g), another target to pick on. May ye have many interesting quirks! (lost me emoticons on this 'puter for some reason, stoopid (pine)Apple.)

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