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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Thanks, guys. Yes, Miss Mary would have made a great psilly iffen she had ever mastered 'puter skills :D She embraced the Bahai faith in later years and I am sure she is where she wanted to be--her final words were "I want to die." :o

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Oh Shroomie- My mom said the same thing and I knew it was time. Maybe they'll meet in Heaven (or wherever the Bahai go) and have some martinis!

BEVEL!!!!!

BEGONE ye trainwreck book work & get yer psilly on NAOU!!!!!!! :lol:

Yep- done deal!

So I'm thinking of being a phone sex operator now that noone will hire me.

Whaddaya think?

OMG :lol: :lol: I thought about it- great $- work from home. Shall we form a Company? Psexy Psillies! You can be Buxom Bunnie and I'll be Busty Beaverly :lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

OMG :lol: :lol: I thought about it- great $- work from home. Shall we form a Company? Psexy Psillies! You can be Buxom Bunnie and I'll be Busty Beaverly :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good God! Does that make me Roomy Shroomie :blink: if I want to join?? :lol::lol::lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Good God! Does that make me Roomy Shroomie :blink: if I want to join?? :lol::lol::lol:

I'm thinking Holy Neroli!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Good God! Does that make me Roomy Shroomie :blink: if I want to join?? :lol::lol::lol:

No...that makes you Nasty Neroli!!!!!!!! Or Sassified Shroomie :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

No...that makes you Nasty Neroli!!!!!!!! Or Sassified Shroomie :lol: :lol:

I don't even want to think about what would start with a k sound for my name.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

I don't even want to think about what would start with a k sound for my name.

No- nevah....Kinky Karen? Every s.p. business needs someone cute.....Cutie Pie Karen ;)

Well, who else is in?

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well, who else is in?

Erogenous Emily?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Jigglin' Jess?

Juicy Jess?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Cutie Pie Karen ;)

As long as its Gluten free pie.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

If you don't mind, I think I'll go for Naughty rather than Nasty B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

If you don't mind, I think I'll go for Naughty rather than Nasty B)

yah, nasty could just mean that you don't clean under your fingernails.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

yah, nasty could just mean that you don't clean under your fingernails.

Eeeewwwww.....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Luscious Lisa :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

yah, nasty could just mean that you don't clean under your fingernails.

Well, that may work for some individuals. . . . .... :huh::lol:

'Tis amazing what will turn someone's crank. . . . .. . . .....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Oh Shroomie- My mom said the same thing and I knew it was time. Maybe they'll meet in Heaven (or wherever the Bahai go) and have some martinis!

That's a great thought!!.....we ALL gonna have some kind of party when we get there!!! ♥

You can be Buxom Bunnie and I'll be Busty Beaverly :lol: :lol: :lol:

EXCELLENT!!!....

We get boobs??....COOL!!! :lol:

yah, nasty could just mean that you don't clean under your fingernails.

Well, that may work for some individuals. . . . ...

*Husky voice*

My name's Nasty Nikki....I've just finished gardening and my fingernails are FILTHY :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

*Husky voice*

My name's Nasty Nikki....I've just finished gardening and my fingernails are FILTHY :lol:

OOOH Baby!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Shroomie, just heard the news, I'm so sorry for your loss, but glad she's in a happier, wodka filled place ;)

PSILLS!! I trust you've all seen Stanley's adventures B) over on 'da book'???

Sadly he's going home tomorrow.......*sniph*.....they'll be tears.....

We are so excited to see Stanley and hear of all his adventures. The pictures were AWESOME!! Madeleine thought the one of Martin and Stan was phunny!

Yes, Gnick! What a tour organization you have assembled for Psilly Pstanley! I wanna be sent over there like that!.. . . ..However, I am, alas, not quite phlat enough.. . . .......<_<

I am!!! Oh wait, haven't we had this conversation before :rolleyes:

OMG :lol: :lol: I thought about it- great $- work from home. Shall we form a Company? Psexy Psillies! You can be Buxom Bunnie and I'll be Busty Beaverly :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll be Randy Ray-chelle :lol:

EXCELLENT!!!....

We get boobs??....COOL!!! :lol:

I'm in!!

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

:blink:

HOLY MOLY! Jeepers! :owub.gif:unsure::ph34r:

My wife might say I can't be psiliac anymore ...and I haven't seen Peter here lately, hmmm.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

That's a great thought!!.....we ALL gonna have some kind of party when we get there!!! ♥

EXCELLENT!!!....

We get boobs??....COOL!!! :lol:

*Husky voice*

My name's Nasty Nikki....I've just finished gardening and my fingernails are FILTHY :lol:

Gnick- You whole post :lol: :lol:

Boobs for all my friends!!!!!!! And anyone who needs a butt implant too :lol:

Our business meetings will take place over wodka.

We need a

CEO- Chief Erotic Explorer

CTO- Chief Tickling Officer

COO- Chief Orgasm Officer

CMO- Chief Money Making Officer (may as well get rich!)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Sadly, I am cracking meselph up

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

:blink:

HOLY MOLY! Jeepers! :o:wub::unsure::ph34r:

My wife might say I can't be psiliac anymore ...and I haven't seen Peter here lately, hmmm.

But DaDa...we need a CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER! :lol::ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

:blink:

HOLY MOLY! Jeepers! :owub.gif:unsure::ph34r:

My wife might say I can't be psiliac anymore ...and I haven't seen Peter here lately, hmmm.

I am here, trying to hard to think up an appropriate adjective that begins with a P. :huh:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

But DaDa...we need a CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER! :lol::ph34r:

I think we are scaring Dada.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

:blink:

HOLY MOLY! Jeepers! :owub.gif:unsure::ph34r:

My wife might say I can't be psiliac anymore ...and I haven't seen Peter here lately, hmmm.

:huh: Whaa-aat??? :huh:

Everthing looks quite normal 'round here ^_^

Gnick- You whole post :lol: :lol:

Boobs for all my friends!!!!!!! And anyone who needs a butt implant too :lol:

Woo-hoo!!!! B)

.....and speaking of which.......

...I know I still have a butt here somewheres, cuz mine is killin me!!!!

Salsa lessons are heating up!!! :o

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

I am here, trying to hard to think up an appropriate adjective that begins with a P. :huh:

Adjective, Peter- not NOUN :lol:

Perky

Playful

Provocative

Poky

but my favorite is......Purring PETER! :lol:

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