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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I love those--and the chocolate ones too!

I like the chocolate covered vanilla ones- taste like kitkats!


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elye Community Regular

Gah..... .. I woke up last night and lay there, suddenly remembering this: Did we ever hear that Lefty made it back home to Jyessss okay?.... . . .. :unsure:.. . ... . .don't remember this . .. ..... . .

OMG, Rah-shyellle. . .. . . .:lol:. . ..penis stories that none can rival. . . .... .. ..Plussed ya big-time on THAT one.... ...

kareng Grand Master

M is off to 10 days of life in a tent (Boy Scout camp). If he could have power for an XBox and a TV to play it on, he would never come back.

jerseyangel Proficient

Gah..... .. I woke up last night and lay there, suddenly remembering this: Did we ever hear that Lefty made it back home to Jyessss okay?.... . . .. :unsure:.. . ... . .don't remember this . .. ..... . .

I don't think he came home, Em. At least I didn't see a note from Jess about it :(

I hope I'm wrong...

kareng Grand Master

Twiddle twiddle.... What can we discuss today? Dog saw M leave & he won't let me out of his sight. Last year, after a few days, he stopped eating. Dog sitting his 2 dog friends and a new puppy so maybe they will come over & cheer him up later.

jerseyangel Proficient

What's up peeps?? :D

elye Community Regular

M is off to 10 days of life in a tent (Boy Scout camp). If he could have power for an XBox and a TV to play it on, he would never come back.

Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear :huh:, Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom.

Oh, and sunscreen. :lol:


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kareng Grand Master

Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear :huh:, Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom.

Oh, and sunscreen. :lol:

Wow! M goes for 10 days and he only needs 2 pairs of underwear! :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear :huh:, Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom.

Oh, and sunscreen. :lol:

Sounds like how my hubby packs..... sans sunscreen, cuz who needs that?! :rolleyes:

I made an orange layer cake yesterday with an orange cream frosting. It tastes like a creamsicle! I had to shave the tops so they were level, so I ate the remnants for dinner last night, Mmmmmmmmm!! ;)

Nuthin too phunny here so far, but the day is still young, I'll letcha know if we get any more weirdos today :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear :huh:, Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom.

Hope The Ripper has a great time :D By the way, Em--I hit the wrong spot and "visited" yer prophile again just now. :lol: I'm not stalkin' ya, I promise :P

Wow! M goes for 10 days and he only needs 2 pairs of underwear! :P

Phlips 'em inside out every other day, does he?? :lol:

I made an orange layer cake yesterday with an orange cream frosting. It tastes like a creamsicle! I had to shave the tops so they were level, so I ate the remnants for dinner last night, Mmmmmmmmm!! ;)

Nuthin too phunny here so far, but the day is still young, I'll letcha know if we get any more weirdos today :D

Yum on the cake--and please keep the hospital stories coming! Better than Grey's Anatomy :D

kareng Grand Master

Phlips 'em inside out every other day, does he?? :lol:

I doubt it.

elye Community Regular

Hope The Ripper has a great time :D By the way, Em--I hit the wrong spot and "visited" yer prophile again just now. :lol: I'm not stalkin' ya, I promise :P

Patteigh, I DO hope you were goin' for the plus button. . . . . .. ... .B)

Yum on the cake--and please keep the hospital stories coming!

YES! I told my family the vinegar bottle story last night around the supper table. Made quite an impression.. .. . I'm not sure if they believed it was true or not. Tonight I will talk about the Penis Puppeteer. The Ripper will now have some great tales for around the campfire with the cubs this weekend, I fear.. . . . . .... :blink:

:lol:

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I am so behind and can nae go back because I WILL get lost, but Kurt sent me this and I HAD to share it with you guys:

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Darn210 Enthusiast

Hope I haven't been kicked out . . . I'm such a bad psillie, not been on the board for ages. I think this is the first time that I haven't gone back and read all the stuff that got posted whilst I was gone. I just can't, otherwise, I may never get to the posting part. I did go back a couple of pages and see that I missed all the plusating and I missed the premier of the "Stories of the ER". If there was summptin else, youse all need to let me know.

Just back from Florida . . . you wouldn't know it . . . I'm still quite pale. The good news is that I only gained a pound while I was gone.

In-laws have officially moved-in. We rode our bikes to their house last night (less than a mile) and got the grand tour. I sure don't envy them all that unpacking . . . speaking of which . . . Patti, how is the house sale going?

jerseyangel Proficient

Patteigh, I DO hope you were goin' for the plus button. . . . . .. ... .B)

I just gave ya one fer good measure :D

kareng Grand Master

Tonight I will talk about the Penis Puppeteer. The Ripper will now have some great tales for around the campfire with the cubs this weekend, I fear.. . . . . .... :blink:

:lol:

I'm not sure that story is for kids. Unless you want him kicked out of Scouts.

jerseyangel Proficient

I am so behind and can nae go back because I WILL get lost, but Kurt sent me this and I HAD to share it with you guys:

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:lol: Allo used to get hiccups a lot, but in 18 years I never heard him fart. :P

Hope I haven't been kicked out . . . I'm such a bad psillie, not been on the board for ages. I think this is the first time that I haven't gone back and read all the stuff that got posted whilst I was gone. I just can't, otherwise, I may never get to the posting part. I did go back a couple of pages and see that I missed all the plusating and I missed the premier of the "Stories of the ER". If there was summptin else, youse all need to let me know.

Just back from Florida . . . you wouldn't know it . . . I'm still quite pale. The good news is that I only gained a pound while I was gone.

In-laws have officially moved-in. We rode our bikes to their house last night (less than a mile) and got the grand tour. I sure don't envy them all that unpacking . . . speaking of which . . . Patti, how is the house sale going?

Jan-it!!!! Missed you round here :D I was just wondering about yer in-laws--glad they've moved in. Kids and grandparents alike must love they're only a bike ride away!

Nuttin happening with the house here, unfortunately....

Darn210 Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol: . . . on all the positive plus points for penis patter.

So . . . I was just pokin' around a bit and I see that you have an "EXCELLENT" reputation, Patti . . . Does that mean you're the expert??

Darn210 Enthusiast

I see that Karen is also "Excellent" when it comes to penii where Emily is merely "Good".

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and Jess is excellent . . . but she did that herself . . . hmmmmm . . . is that some form of mast@#%$#% . . . Gah!! the prude in me won't even let me type that word.

kareng Grand Master

. . . and Jess is excellent . . . but she did that herself . . . hmmmmm . . . is that some form of mast@#%$#% . . . Gah!! the prude in me won't even let me type that word.

Jan-it, you are on your way to excellance. I just plussed you 3 times! WhoohHoo! ;)

Also, we set our "status" to something Psilly. Click on your picture & you'll see your "status".

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm not sure if they believed it was true or not.

Wish I could scan in the picture, but I would surely get meself phired for that one!

Totally normals here today. No weirdos so far. Tha cake turned out amazing, it will be one for my book!

I'm making 2 more cakes this weekend for a birthday party and a college graduation party. For the graduation cake, I was thinking about doing 2 stacked text books maybe. What do you think?

For the other, it's my mom's 55th bday so I'm going to practice making roses out of modeling chocolate. I'd love to cover the bottom round of the cake with roses :wub: I'll post a picture on da book if they turn out well.

kareng Grand Master

Wish I could scan in the picture, but I would surely get meself phired for that one!

Totally normals here today. No weirdos so far. Tha cake turned out amazing, it will be one for my book!

I'm making 2 more cakes this weekend for a birthday party and a college graduation party. For the graduation cake, I was thinking about doing 2 stacked text books maybe. What do you think?

For the other, it's my mom's 55th bday so I'm going to practice making roses out of modeling chocolate. I'd love to cover the bottom round of the cake with roses :wub: I'll post a picture on da book if they turn out well.

The people you make cakes for do not tell you what they have in mind? They have great confidence in you. For a college grad, books sound good to me. Post pics here or on da book, please.

Jestgar Rising Star

No Lefty. I decided he was adopted by a family of adoring children and is happily drooling his way through them.

Last day of class. May have to plus myself excessively tonight to celebrate. :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HEY PSILLS!!!!!!!!

What's up peeps?? :D

Well....how long have you got??

;)

But I digress!!

Today, I've been out all day. Went to visit an old friend who moved to the countryside.

Perfect day, pub lunch, long walk around the village and loads of laughs :D

Jack is off to scout camp, too! Right after school today, until Sunday night. Two days - - I checked his duffle bag, and he has packed five pairs of underwear :huh:, Six pairs of socks, one T shirt and one pyjama bottom.

Dib, dib, dib...dob, dob, dob!!!

Good luck to all the boys!!

My eldest LOVED the scouts. GADS!!, the hours spent sewing all the badges on his uniform! :rolleyes:

By the way, Em--I hit the wrong spot and "visited" yer prophile again just now. :lol: I'm not stalkin' ya, I promise :P

< :unsure: classic denial!>

YES! I told my family the vinegar bottle story last night around the supper table. Made quite an impression.. .. . I'm not sure if they believed it was true or not. Tonight I will talk about the Penis Puppeteer. The Ripper will now have some great tales for around the campfire with the cubs this weekend, I fear.. . . . . .... :blink:

:lol:

Told like a ghost story!!!

Everyone with a look of phear in their eye :lol:

PART deux coming up (dinner's done...although, I don't really deserve ANY after the excessive amount of cals consummed today)

Gotta read what Gian-kneet's been up to!!!!

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