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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

OMG... . . .... I've been reading along, larfing and remembering the whole world of IEPs and other school highlights. . ...but honestly, I cannot get me mind off Angela. Who IS this individual, this woman who, for whatever the reason, decides to post, worldwide, a detailed photo of her urine jug, all ready for laboratory processing. Who does this?? And.. . .WHY??

"Okay.. . ....I've got this 24-hour urine collection to do.. .... .. I think I need to share this... .....There are people, certainly, who would be fascinated to see my own assigned jug, with my name and particulars taped to the handle. Surely this should go beyond my friends on facebook - - I need to post this online so that ANYBODY can access it through google images..... .... there are people who may NEED to see this photo. All right, let's fix it so that anyone can find it via an "ORANGE URINE JUG" google search. .. . ." . . .

Who in hell IS this person?? .. . . . . . . .....

Methinks we need to find her, and get her into Psillyville. . . . .

:huh:

:lol:


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kareng Grand Master

if we find Angela, and she doesn't know her jug was posted on the Internet, and she lives in the US, she can make a lot of money off the lawsuit! Also, I think Canada & the UK have similar laws. Think we could get a finders fee?

actually, where did the photo come from? We really might be able to find her if it's real!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

if we find Angela, and she doesn't know her jug was posted on the Internet, and she lives in the US, she can make a lot of money off the lawsuit! Also, I think Canada & the UK have similar laws. Think we could get a finders fee?

actually, where did the photo come from? We really might be able to find her if it's real!

...it canna be English. I've never seen such a HUGE jug!!!

Our wee sample pots look like this: blink.gif

sample-bottle-plastic-20ml-sterile-universal-container-eg-for-urine-2-DHD.webp

Trust me, it ain't easy getting it in there rolleyes.gifph34r.giflaugh.gif

elye Community Regular

...it canna be English. I've never seen such a HUGE jug!!!

Our wee sample pots look like this: blink.gif

sample-bottle-plastic-20ml-sterile-universal-container-eg-for-urine-2-DHD.webp

Trust me, it ain't easy getting it in there :rolleyes:ph34r.giflaugh.gif

Gnick! Please post this again.... . .I canna see a photo! I MUST see what my fellow Commonwealthers utilize to collect urine. Here it's quite a good system - - large jug, easy to pour contents into, highly recognizable. .. .. . .... .

Man, I've just had a great idea. A North American Orange Urine Jug would be a FANTASTIC Hallowe'en costume..... . . .

Hmmm, yes, Angela. .. . .. . . .her last name is clearly visible on that tag. Nuttin' anonymous, here. Methinks I am going to carry out a search for her on FB, and then befriend her. I'll send a corresponding message, where I can casually ferret out the facts: whether in fact she knows that this urine photo is up for the world to see. "Hi, Angela.. . .I'd love to be your friend. I feel like I know you so well, as I've seen such intimate, telling things about you through google images. It would never occur to me to post such a subject matter in a photo - - suppose you divulge to me your reasons for doing this, as, actually, it is driving me a little out of my mind".. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Trust me, it ain't easy getting it in there rolleyes.gifph34r.giflaugh.gif

A phunnel?? :lol:

Gnick! Please post this again.... . .I canna see a photo! I MUST see what my fellow Commonwealthers utilize to collect urine.

Hee!! Me too! I needs to see :P

<snort> Em trying to locate Angela--could be good Psyllie material, that one ;):lol:

I'm back at the boy's house till Wednesday....overseeing the installation of a back yard shed so he doesn't have to take time off work. :)

Busy weekend at the apartment--down to just a phew boxes (all Mark's stuph... <_< ). The man is a pack rat if I ever saw one :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Holy crap.. . . ..canna believe how long it's been since anybody's posted! :blink: If everyone's been busy surviving through a surprise earthquake, I DO hope each of you assumed the position, prone with sippy cups, beside your bed or huge stack of paper. . . .. ...

To resume the Psilly dialogue, I will make the following important Royal Announcement: Can anybody guess what I am doing today, over the next twenty-four hours?

:mellow:

:mellow:

Why, THIS!!!!

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Have found the name of the health care system. Angela is in Newfoundland or Labrador. When you say that around here, we think of dogs not places.

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Also, looks like she was in the hospital. Doesn't it look like a hospital room and the jug is sitting on the table that goes accross the bed?

Can anyone see it clearer? Her birthdate is on the tag. 1944? fuzzy here.

kareng Grand Master

Where is everyone? I found Angela! On Facebook there is an Angela that lives in Newfoundland.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Doesn't it look like a hospital room and the jug is sitting on the table that goes accross the bed?

Yep--definitely a hospital room. Gotta wonder why the picture in the phirst place? :huh:

I found Angela! On Facebook there is an Angela that lives in Newfoundland.

That's gotta be her! :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Should we send her a note? What would we say? :o

Also, did you notice the jug is about 1/4 full? :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

Also, did you notice the jug is about 1/4 full? :ph34r:

OMG!! :lol: You have a good eye fer these things, Karrieghn! Looks like ole' Angela was in the midst of her collection when the image was captured.

Speaking of which--how you doin', Em? B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Send her a message toot sweet (is that the right term? Always pretend like I know what it means.... :lol:). Let us know what she says!!

psawyer Proficient

"Toot sweet" is derived from "tout de suite," a French phrase which tranlates literally as "with all speed."

jerseyangel Proficient

"Toot sweet" is derived from "tout de suite," a French phrase which tranlates literally as "with all speed."

Hee!! One of me phavorite terms :D

kareng Grand Master

"Toot sweet" is derived from "tout de suite," a French phrase which tranlates literally as "with all speed."

Peter - What don't you know? :P

If I send Angela a note, what do I say? Where did the pic come from? I googled "24 hour urine collection jug" and found many pics but not that one. Where are Em & Nik when you need some clever wording?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Where did the pic come from? I googled "24 hour urine collection jug" and found many pics but not that one.

Did you try googling . . . "orange jug o'pee?"

nikki-uk Enthusiast

huh.gif Why can yooz not see me Brit wee pot??

Can you see this?? Open Original Shared Link

(real size psills!)

Where is everyone? I found Angela! On Facebook there is an Angela that lives in Newfoundland.

OMG!!!! You MUST 'add' her *snooooorrrrt*

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...I also think WOOFFFFFFFffff!!!!!!!! when it come to Labrador or Newfoundland BTW wink.gif

Darn210 Enthusiast

I googled orange jug of pee and found this . . . another candidate for the psilly thread . . . with poetic abilities!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast

huh.gif Why can yooz not see me Brit wee pot??

Can you see this?? Open Original Shared Link

(real size psills!)

Whot!!! That says the volume is 5 mL . . . my you Brits have wee bladders!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

I googled orange jug of pee and found this . . . another candidate for the psilly thread . . . with poetic abilities!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Good gawd--there are others like us :o:unsure::lol:

kareng Grand Master

I googled orange jug of pee and found this . . . another candidate for the psilly thread . . . with poetic abilities!!!

Open Original Shared Link

A true poet!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Whot!!! That says the volume is 5 mL . . . my you Brits have wee bladders!!!

Omg!! A teaspoon??? WIH?!?! :lol:

kareng Grand Master

I messaged Angela on Facebook. I told her we chat on a website for people who share a disease and someone was doing a urine collection and that she posted that pic. I said we decided to see if we could find her on the book. I asked why she posted that pic. We will see if she has a sense of humor. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

I messaged Angela on Facebook. I told her we chat on a website for people who share a disease and someone was doing a urine collection and that she posted that pic. I said we decided to see if we could find her on the book. I asked why she posted that pic. We will see if she has a sense of humor. :ph34r:

Can nae wait to hear her reply! :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Woohoo!! Kerrighn just posted # 1700!!!!

Look out below!! :o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I messaged Angela on Facebook. I told her we chat on a website for people who share a disease and someone was doing a urine collection and that she posted that pic. I said we decided to see if we could find her on the book. I asked why she posted that pic. We will see if she has a sense of humor. :ph34r:

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Woohoo!! Kerrighn just posted # 1700!!!!

Look out below!! :o

:lol:

Now you wish you had Brit size wee pots wink.gif

...ok they must have BIGGER size pots for kidney function tests...unsure.gif....jist I never seen 'em

Wonder if they are orange??

Pads, LOVE the new av biggrin.gif

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