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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ah crap, I can't take all this pressure and extra responsibility :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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kareng Grand Master

Ah crap, I can't take all this pressure and extra responsibility :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I suppose you could abdicate the throne. Not sure who the successor would be.

jerseyangel Proficient

I suppose you could abdicate the throne. Not sure who the successor would be.

Well, I don't think we're up to doing 100 posts over the weekend like we pulled off once before when Susie was kween--she went away fer the weekend and by the time she got back, someone else had been crowned :P

Classic! :lol:

mushroom Proficient

Well, heck, we're already on the second page, only 98 more to go....

kareng Grand Master

I'm sure we could come up with something to take 998 pages? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Somebody better put on a pot of coffee.....

mushroom Proficient

Not for moi - with Clay raging around I'm on wine :o - we don't need two folks all riled up.


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psawyer Proficient

Ah crap, I can't take all this pressure and extra responsibility :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Everbody must send Queen Rachelle a supply of vodka to get her through the next 98 pages. It may well preserve her.

Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (mother of the current Elizabeth II), outlived her husband, George VI, by more than half a century. Reportedly, she was preserved by gin and tonic to the age of 101. I don't do tonic, so for me:

Gin and tonic, hold the tonic. :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master

Everbody must send Queen Rachelle a supply of vodka to get her through the next 98 pages. It may well preserve her.

Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (mother of the current Elizabeth II), outlived her husband, George VI, by more than half a century. Reportedly, she was preserved by gin and tonic to the age of 101. I don't do tonic, so for me:

Gin and tonic, hold the tonic. :ph34r:

Gin and lemonade was a college favorite. You get the added value of vitamin c.

kareng Grand Master

I'm sure we could come up with something to take 998 pages? :huh:

What was I thinking? 98 pages. I can do that myself in a weekend!

elye Community Regular

HEY, HEY! Queen Rah-shcyellle, again! This is a foist - - never had a monarch for two consecutive reigns!

The Force Stays With You, Yer Highness, for 98 more pages!

mushroom Proficient

Are we going to have to start talking about abdication here?? She seems to be hogging this monarch thingy, methinks :o Oh, by the way, your majesty, may I compliment you on your longevity and may ye continue to reign benignly without too much bovvering of your subjects :P.

kareng Grand Master

At this posting speed, Russell will be queen for another year! :huh:

GFinDC Veteran

Queen Russet the great! Long rain the Qween! :D:ph34r::D

Wait a minute, isn't the 2nd term wear they start gettin grouchy and lopping off heds?

:D:unsure::blink::o

Corrected a speeling mistseak.

kareng Grand Master

Queen Russet the great! Long rain the Qween! :D:ph34r::D

Wait a minute, isn't the 2nd term wear they start gettin grouchy and lopping off heds?

:D:unsure::blink::o

Corrected a speeling mistseak.

You're still a pizza head!

elye Community Regular

Wait a minute, isn't the 2nd term wear they start gettin grouchy and lopping off heds?

:D:unsure::blink::o

Well, methinks we have a newly rejuvenated, gentler, kinder Monarch now, what with the tank floating.. . . . .Rah-shyellle, you should check into whether or not you could claim the cost of the floating tank sessions as a business expense, or try to run it through the Monarchical Health Insurance Program...

:rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star

I suppose you could abdicate the throne. Not sure who the successor would be.

Hey Karrennnee,

Do we get a Turkey soon (not that I don't wub our pumpkin)

Loey wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

GFinDC Veteran

You're still a pizza head!

Gee thanks Crayon! :D Yay, I nose, I stink they (powers tat be) have sum kinds of a delaid reaction on snooze avatars. My avatar shows up nu for me but maybe snot fer areyun elze. Sad face :-(

Well, methinks we have a newly rejuvenated, gentler, kinder Monarch now, what with the tank floating.. . . . .Rah-shyellle, you should check into whether or not you could claim the cost of the floating tank sessions as a business expense, or try to run it through the Monarchical Health Insurance Program...

:rolleyes:

Kindler, juntlur is butter! No more of the hed loppin' fer a while then. Whew! :unsure::)

Hey Karrennnee,

Do we get a Turkey soon (not that I don't wub our pumpkin)

Loey wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Hay Lowa$$, whutz the scoop on yur beeopski? All dun? A-Ok?

My last ex is movin' to Nu Joisy in Decembur. My sistur in Injunanna is movin to Snu Mexico in now.

Doctor_head has me testin my blud sugar every morning to c if I have pre-diabetes.

Obama is a Muslin, I saw it on the interwebz!

I dropped off a new encaustic abstract at the local gallery today for an auction they are doing to raise money. It's a kind of a very artist friendly gallery run by a great guy who also runs the local artist web forum. Also helped a little with installing the show. And helped a bit with a photographer friend closing down his studio after they lost the lease.

Then helped Muffin the kat-head with drinking a box of wine. I had to help a lot thou, she wasn't really into it.

kareng Grand Master

Gee thanks Crayon! :D Yay, I nose, I stink they (powers tat be) have sum kinds of a delaid reaction on snooze avatars. My avatar shows up nu for me but maybe snot fer areyun elze.

Then helped Muffin the kat-head with drinking a box of wine. I had to help a lot thou, she wasn't really into it.

Never been called Crayon before. Called a lot of other things...kinda like Crayon. It's colorful. Can I be magenta or aquamarine?

Used to live in old town Alex. Where were you? We could have helped Muffin with the wine!

I changed my av to a glass mosaic crab from my project. Can you see him?

elye Community Regular

Gee thanks Crayon! :D Yay, I nose, I stink they (powers tat be) have sum kinds of a delaid reaction on snooze avatars. My avatar shows up nu for me but maybe snot fer areyun elze. Sad face :-(

Jeee-Eff, you have a new av? It must be a pic of pizza, I'm figgerin'. .. . ...I canna get it to appear, even after hitting F5.. . ..it's still just that funny li'l man.. . . .:unsure:.. . .

I dropped off a new encaustic abstract at the local gallery today for an auction they are doing to raise money.

Post a pic of yer painting, Jeee! Wanna see it. . . !

kareng Grand Master

Hey Karrennnee,

Do we get a Turkey soon (not that I don't wub our pumpkin)

Loey wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

You want a pic of one of my boys for my av? :unsure:

Loey Rising Star

Gee thanks Crayon! :D Yay, I nose, I stink they (powers tat be) have sum kinds of a delaid reaction on snooze avatars. My avatar shows up nu for me but maybe snot fer areyun elze. Sad face :-(

Kindler, juntlur is butter! No more of the hed loppin' fer a while then. Whew! :unsure::)

Hay Lowa$, whutz the scoop on yur beeopski? All dun? A-Ok?

My last ex is movin' to Nu Joisy in Decembur. My sistur in Injunanna is movin to Snu Mexico in now.

Doctor_head has me testin my blud sugar every morning to c if I have pre-diabetes.

Obama is a Muslin, I saw it on the interwebz!

I dropped off a new encaustic abstract at the local gallery today for an auction they are doing to raise money. It's a kind of a very artist friendly gallery run by a great guy who also runs the local artist web forum. Also helped a little with installing the show. And helped a bit with a photographer friend closing down his studio after they lost the lease.

Then helped Muffin the kat-head with drinking a box of wine. I had to help a lot thou, she wasn't really into it.

Here's the info I have to date from the biopsy:

Esophageal Hiatal Hernia

Scalloped Folds and absence of villi in the duodenal

Ulcer in the pre-pyloric region

I'll be taking Omeprazole once a day for a month and then have to have the procedure repeated. The entire process was less than an hour. My longest wait was for the lab technician to come an draw blood to check for H-pylori. The results from the biopsy will take about a week.

Will be offline for a few days. Death in family (not unexpected) but we're staying at a cousins' house tonight so we don't have a long ride to the funeral tomorrow. I imagine they'll be a lot of wine drinking and reminiscing. I'll be goosd and have just asip or two. I have all my food packed and ready to go in microwave containers. He was sweet and wanted to know what he could cook for me but I explained the disease is pretty complicated and in my stage I could get sick easily. I'll explain getting CC'd, etc to them tonight.

Thanks for asking and for all of your support!!!

Loey smile.gif

kareng Grand Master

Gee efff, you changed your profile pic but maybe not the AV? 2 different things. Go to change the av in change my profile. Then put your stick body in there. I really like that pic!

Loey Rising Star

You want a pic of one of my boys for my av? :unsure:

LOVE it (and you!!!!) Gotta get packed for overnight and funeral. Will be back online assoon as I can.

Loey wub.gifwub.gif

Jestgar Rising Star

I'll be goosd and have just asip or two.

I would get good and goosd too. on more than just a sip or two.

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