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mmmm yah, I'm sure two months is long enough to know someone before making some sort of life-altering change.....

Jesse proposed to me the first night we met...... Won't tell you how much he had drank before then :rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Jesse proposed to me the first night we met...... Won't tell you how much he had drank before then :rolleyes:

Do tell B)

kareng Grand Master

Jesse proposed to me the first night we met...... Won't tell you how much he had drank before then :rolleyes:

But did you say yes on the first date?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

But did you say yes on the first date?

We weren't even on a date! I laughed it off. The next morning his buddies were razzin him about it and he called me in a calm, yet underlying panic asking if he'd really proposed, like I had really taken him seriously :rolleyes: We ended up going and doing our laundry together :P We met on August 27, 1996 he proposed July 28, 1997 and we were married August 1, 1998 at the ripe old age of 20 :blink:

Loey Rising Star

My glass/ ceramic cooktop cracked. It's over the 5 year dubious warranty! My cleaning lady was doing what I do sometimes, pushing the edge of the cleaning pad under the edge to get crumbs. The replacement part is $990 plus about $150 to install. Or a complete new one is $1163 plus $60 install from Nebraska Furniture mart. Not sure how fast I can get it.

If it's not one thing it's $1000. :(

Oh Karaang, sad.gif

I'm so sorry. I'm assuming it's the electric glass top. I hate mine but it would still be a bummer to have to replace it. Is that the sort of item you could get on an amazon top site? It's time for you to have some good luck.

Sending positive energy your way.

(((HUGS))) and wub.gif

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient

Em--I just saw our squeeze, Russell, on Access Hollywood. :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Oh Karaang, sad.gif

I'm so sorry. I'm assuming it's the electric glass top. I hate mine but it would still be a bummer to have to replace it. Is that the sort of item you could get on an amazon top site? It's time for you to have some good luck.

Sending positive energy your way.

(((HUGS))) and wub.gif

Loey

Thanks, Lo! You are not supposed to use them, or at least the one with the crack over it. I'm trying to get one as quick as possible. They don't seem to make any downdrafts with regular burners anymore unless they have 2 burners and a grill.


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celiac-mommy Collaborator

Em--I just saw our squeeze, Russell, on Access Hollywood. :rolleyes:

First when Rachel was on here, I never knew who y'all were talking about-had to try to sound out each misspelled name phonetically... now Russel?! I was thinking, "I was on Access Hollywood? Oh wait, not me!" :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

First when Rachel was on here, I never knew who y'all were talking about-had to try to sound out each misspelled name phonetically... now Russel?! I was thinking, "I was on Access Hollywood? Oh wait, not me!" :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master

First when Rachel was on here, I never knew who y'all were talking about-had to try to sound out each misspelled name phonetically... now Russel?! I was thinking, "I was on Access Hollywood? Oh wait, not me!" :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

While I do like Russell B, you will always be my favorite Russell!

elye Community Regular

While I do like Russell B, you will always be my favorite Russell!

Me, too! (And that is saying a WHOLE LOT, as Russell B is simply extraordinary). . . . . .. ... :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

While I do like Russell B, you will always be my favorite Russell!

Me, too! (And that is saying a WHOLE LOT, as Russell B is simply extraordinary). . . . . .. ... :rolleyes:

Ahhhh, :wub::wub::wub:

My whole body hurts from those darned handstands last night. Not from falling..... :rolleyes: But holy heck you use more muscles than you can imagine! I guess I need to keep at it. I can hold them for a few seconds though :D:lol:

elye Community Regular

My whole body hurts from those darned handstands last night. Not from falling..... :rolleyes: But holy heck you use more muscles than you can imagine! I guess I need to keep at it. I can hold them for a few seconds though :D:lol:

OMG. . . . . Simply the idea of attempting these things, of vaulting up onto my hands and then crashing down onto my breasts or hip or back.. . . ..'twould be, perhaps, a hilarious thing to witness, but absolutely NOT hilarious to me. :lol: Now, HEADstands I can manage, but the top of me head quickly starts to pound as it is holding up all of my weight and, hey, let's face it, is the top of yer head meant to be supporting that kind of weight?? Hmmmm... . kinda dumb. . . ..... .

Gah. . . . . pardon me.. . .. .....getting old. .. . ..... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

Gah. . . . . pardon me.. . .. .....getting old. .. . ..... <_<

<sigh>....me too <_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator

OMG. . . . . Simply the idea of attempting these things, of vaulting up onto my hands and then crashing down onto my breasts or hip or back.. . . ..'twould be, perhaps, a hilarious thing to witness, but absolutely NOT hilarious to me. :lol: Now, HEADstands I can manage, but the top of me head quickly starts to pound as it is holding up all of my weight and, hey, let's face it, is the top of yer head meant to be supporting that kind of weight?? Hmmmm... . kinda dumb. . . ..... .

Gah. . . . . pardon me.. . .. .....getting old. .. . ..... <_<

Trick of the headstand I just learned so yer head doesn't hurt- put elbows and forearms on the floor making a triange with your thumbs and pointer fingers. Rest your head in this triangle but use your forearms to bear most of the weight. You'll have more balance too! :D

For the handstands, I make sure I'm close enough to a wall so that if I start to fall, I can catch my feet on the wall to push myself back before I fall flat on my back. It's a lot of core control-I've learned not to vault myself- but that is how I fell though :huh::lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I used to do a mean headstand--years ago :lol: Always against the wall, just in case. Could nae do the triangle of hands and elbows--I did palms on phloor, elbows bent.

elye Community Regular

--I did palms on phloor, elbows bent.

Yes, me too... .until the crushing pain begins to move from the top o' my head to my ears, nose. . .. ....hmmm...must try the Magic Triangle... . . . ...

kareng Grand Master

Just a quick " Hi!". Getting stuff ready for hub's party. Why am I doing this? I'm stuck doing it all!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

hmmm...must try the Magic Triangle... . . . ...

Sounds kinky :P

Just a quick " Hi!". Getting stuff ready for hub's party. Why am I doing this? I'm stuck doing it all!

Cuz yer the wife and the wife gets stuck wif all that stuff... always... every time... no matter who the party's for... husbands :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Cuz yer the wife and the wife gets stuck wif all that stuff... always... every time... no matter who the party's for... husbands :rolleyes:

True dat!!

mushroom Proficient

Cuz yer the wife and the wife gets stuck wif all that stuff... always... every time... no matter who the party's for...

That's why wives need wives of their own :ph34r:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

That's why wives need wives of their own :ph34r:

HAHAHA! That's what I asked for for Christmas last year!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

HAHAHA! That's what I asked for for Christmas last year!! :lol:

:P:lol: :lol:

Loey Rising Star

<sigh>....me too <_<

I'm not getting old - I AM!!!!! But all of you psillies keep me young!

Loey biggrin.gif

Loey Rising Star

Just a quick " Hi!". Getting stuff ready for hub's party. Why am I doing this? I'm stuck doing it all!

You're our Superwoman!!!!

Loey

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