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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Purposeful penis posting,

Dear gawd.. . . . ..this sounds like something a serious male equestrian rider would be needing to incorporate into his winning loop 'round the jumps.. . ......

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:( Have not seen BE since Sunday morning. Will not see him until Saturday evening when he and his dd come to the play. This is the longest period of time we have not seen each other since we started dating. I feel like a frickin' teenager moping over a boyfriend. :P:unsure::( :(

(not like all this talk of penii had anything to do with my thinking of this. :P )

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

Trying to catch up but can't get past Loey's post laugh.gif

Good to know all is normal over 'ere.

Weee pupher phish? unsure.gif

Keirins and Em-uh-leigh's Santa's are both demonic today....maybe we could could have a competition:

'The most ghoulish Santa Claus'

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Crap, Kherrighnne.. .this Santa is rather terrifying. . ....:unsure:. . ....he is scaring me. . . . . ...... . .rather Edvard Munchish. . . . . . .. ...

:rolleyes:

This is Jack Skeleton from "Nightmare Before Christmas" a Tim Burton movie.

Purposeful penis posting, particularly pubic pontifications. produces prurient posting participation provoking persistent public peeking.

PPPPPPFFT! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Keirins and Em-uh-leigh's Santa's are both demonic today....maybe we could could have a competition:

'The most ghoulish Santa Claus'

Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Open Original Shared Link

Now that is scary! :ph34r:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:( Have not seen BE since Sunday morning. Will not see him until Saturday evening when he and his dd come to the play. This is the longest period of time we have not seen each other since we started dating. I feel like a frickin' teenager moping over a boyfriend. :P:unsure::( :(

What's that they say about absence making the heart grow fonder..... :rolleyes:

Open Original Shared Link

Woah :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

OK, so, instant pudding, and coconut milk don't really make a good substitute for an egg.

elye Community Regular
elye
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OK, so, instant pudding, and coconut milk don't really make a good substitute for an egg.

Gawd, not if you're putting them into an omelette. . ... . . .:unsure:. . . ...

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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OK, so, instant pudding, and coconut milk don't really make a good substitute for an egg.

Ungrateful chickens! Couldn't spare one egg for the lady that feeds them and cares for them?

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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That is exactly why, Low-eee. You are still a relative newbie, and perhaps do not yet know about the Psilly setting in place whereby anytime, in this thread, one is participating in the dialogue while there is work to be done elsewhere, one's posts will come up just like this. ... . .. ..just an irritating, small reminder to stop you from procrasitnating... .......

:rolleyes:

GAH! :lol: :lol: Well. . . . . . .....yes it does. Or it SHOULD. :lol:

Time for more rectifying!!!! Clark would certainly be a happy camper and I'm already suffering - why make him? Could be an early Christmas present. We always say we're not getting each other anything and then he gets me a really great gift and I get him sweaters or books. One year I bought him sweats and he bought me a gorgeous wedding ring with matching earrings. I give up!!!!

Loey ohmy.gif

P.S. got all the balls up on the tree (and the ornaments that look like penises (or is it peni?) Today I'm putting up my special crystal ornaments and all of the ones Tony made when he was little. We also have two fairly tall reindeer guarding the bathroom. It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas (and - it's 27 degrees outside and will drop to 14 tonight).

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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<br><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":("> Have not seen BE since Sunday morning.&nbsp;&nbsp;Will not see him until Saturday evening when he and his dd come to the play.&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the longest period of time we have not seen each other since we started dating.&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like a frickin' teenager moping over a boyfriend. <img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":P">&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":unsure:">&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":("> <img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":("><br><br>(not like all this talk of penii had anything to do with my thinking of this. <img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":P"> )<br>
<br><br><br><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"> pfeeling for you. Hope you get some alone time after the play since his dad is coming. I still don't know what the play is or who you're playing.<br><br>Loey&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>P.S. I was a theater major until I discovered I couldn't act. That's when I got into TV production.<div><br></div><div><br></div>
Loey Rising Star
Loey
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<br><br><br><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"> pfeeling for you. Hope you get some alone time after the play since his dad is coming. I still don't know what the play is or who you're playing.<br><br>Loey&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>P.S. I was a theater major until I discovered I couldn't act. That's when I got into TV production.<div><br></div><div><br></div>

AAARRRRGG!!!! Guess the jumble above means I ned to decorate the tree!!!! I never had this happen before yesterday. I hope you get some alone time with BE after the play. What is the play and your role? I was a theater major until I discovered i couldn't act (during summer stock - I was fine in high school and college). That's when I went into TV Production and became a technician for 20,years.

Loey unsure.gifunsure.gifunsure.gif

elye Community Regular
elye
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P.S. got all the balls up on the tree (and the ornaments that look like penises (or is it peni?)

Mygawd.. . . .penii AND balls on the tree?...Well done, Lough!

But what is this? :blink: You have found ornaments that look like penii?? Where and how on earth did you ever find these? I have always had to make anything I wanted to be penile myself -- earrings is a great example.. . .. had to make a bunch o' those for my girlfriends and sister because, incredibly, I could NOT find any such thing in ANY store in the Ottawa area or beyond. Hadda make my own Sculpy penis keychains, napkin rings. . . .. . .. ..man, good thing I'm an artist... . .. .what do people do who cannot configure these things themselves, and suddenly really need matching penis hair ornaments?? man, I'm lucky .. .. . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

<br><br><br><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img'>https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"><img src="https://www.celiac.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"> pfeeling for you. Hope you get some alone time after the play since his dad is coming. I still don't know what the play is or who you're playing.<br><br>Loey&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>P.S. I was a theater major until I discovered I couldn't act. That's when I got into TV production.<div><br></div><div><br></div>

GAH! Low-eeee! Whot in hell is happening over there?? Hell, now, you really are procrastinating over something .. .... . ...this must be the worst case we've seen!! :wacko::lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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AAARRRRGG!!!! Guess the jumble above means I ned to decorate the tree!!!! I never had this happen before yesterday. I hope you get some alone time with BE after the play. What is the play and your role? I was a theater major until I discovered i couldn't act (during summer stock - I was fine in high school and college). That's when I went into TV Production and became a technician for 20,years.

Loey unsure.gifunsure.gifunsure.gif

Lo, step away from the computer! Go directly to the nearest Catholic church and inquire about an exorcist and some holy water!

I saw that jumbled post a few minutes ago and it was fine, not jumbled.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Mygawd.. . . .penii AND balls on the tree?...Well done, Lough!

But what is this? :blink: You have found ornaments that look like penii?? Where and how on earth did you ever find these? I have always had to make anything I wanted to be penile myself -- earrings is a great example.. . .. had to make a bunch o' those for my girlfriends and sister because, incredibly, I could NOT find any such thing in ANY store in the Ottawa area or beyond. Hadda make my own Sculpy penis keychains, napkin rings. . . .. . .. ..man, good thing I'm an artist... . .. .what do people do who cannot configure these things themselves, and suddenly really need matching penis hair ornaments?? man, I'm lucky .. .. . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

Around here we go to a store named "Priscillas" for our penile decorating and fashion needs.

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celiac-mommy
Posted

I'm in a funk. No idea why. Jesse leaves at 6am Sunday morning for Cleveland for a week for business and I should be making all sorts of fun plans wif the kids and I just can't seem to do it.

GAH!!!! Now I know why! Knew sumphin bad was gonna happen <_< Just got a call from the hub. 3 days ago this was the conversation:

me-We should leave really early for Bend next weekend so we can go skiing all day before dinner

him-Yeah! That would be fun!

Today-this was the conversation:

Me-Where are we staying? We should try to leave Fri nite so we can be up on the mt at 9 when the lifts open...

Him-What are you talking about? I'm going to be playing poker at noon...

Me-What?! You said we'd go skiing

Him-I never said that, I knew I was playing poker...

Me-What am I supposed to do? Can't go to Bend without going skiing!

Him-I don't know.... I'm sure the other ladies are going shopping, why don't you go shopping with them?

GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm going to sign up for the 3 hour snow shoeing trek...ALONE!!!! <_< <_< <_<

Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

:lol: x100.

:( Have not seen BE since Sunday morning. Will not see him until Saturday evening when he and his dd come to the play. This is the longest period of time we have not seen each other since we started dating. I feel like a frickin' teenager moping over a boyfriend. :P:unsure::( :(

(not like all this talk of penii had anything to do with my thinking of this. :P )

Is he going to stay with you on Saturday or will he be leaving wif his dd? Maybe you 2 can steal a moment in the little booth you're stuck in..... ;)

Now that is scary! :ph34r:

Can't open it at work! Must be bad..... :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I was a theater major until I discovered i couldn't act (during summer stock - I was fine in high school and college).

:lol: :lol:

I'm just running the lights. No actual talent involved, although I am singing along to the bouncier songs. :D

Will be respectable around BE's dd, although we may be grinning at each other like idiots during drinks after the show. :D

He's taking me out for dinner after the Sunday matinee......if we get that far... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Him-I don't know.... I'm sure the other ladies are going shopping, why don't you go shopping with them?

uh.... just go shopping....really shopping.....now's your chance 'cause he DID tell you to....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Mygawd.. . . .penii AND balls on the tree?...Well done, Lough!

<snort>

I saw that jumbled post a few minutes ago and it was fine, not jumbled.

Wow--tis spooky fer sure :o I've nae seen that happen here before.

I'm in a funk.

Me too :huh:

.....although we may be grinning at each other like idiots during drinks after the show. :D

He's taking me out for dinner after the Sunday matinee......if we get that far... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

How cute is this :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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uh.... just go shopping....really shopping.....now's your chance 'cause he DID tell you to....

True dat Rash-shell--sounds like a golden opportunity to me ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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How cute is this :P

:lol::lol:

Once upon a time I had dignity and decorum. I'll work on trying to recover that. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol::lol:

Once upon a time I had dignity and decorum. I'll work on trying to recover that. :P

Dignity-schmignity! I say have phun and enjoy the glow :D

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Jestgar
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