The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

I'll be offline and in bed as I seem to have the flu.

Pheel beter, Lough

[kareng]

Something to do with your snow.

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[celiac-mommy]

Multiquoted all y'alls and LOST EM ALL!!! I am sooooo super late, but

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

The charger to our computer crapped out, so I've been wifout since Friday. I hope everyone had a most wonderful holiday! We went to my grandma's (dad's side) house on Friday which is always a drunken blast and then had Christmas day at our house with my mom's family. I'd eaten nuthin but crap for about 4 days, felt bloated and enormous and do you know what my DH bought me?! SATIN leggins..... Now, I am a firm believer that unless you're a size 2, satin should only be a trim piece on clothing. NOT covering yer arse! He was so excited about this outfit and really wanted me to try them on toot sweet Oh I tried them on all right... Then I cried.... Then I went down to breakfast and ate 2 cinnamon rolls

I decided to start my New Years BS resolution yesterday, stepped on the scale, cried again, then juiced all day and dance for an hour with Madeleine and Max last night on the Wii. I feel much better today! Then DH asked if I'd go on a date wif him tonight, cuz he's really craving Mexican food....GAH!!!!!

Whatchy'all doin for New Years?

[kareng]

We will stay home for New Years. Thinking of making lasagna. J has a party not far away. The parents of the party are the most over- protective, smothering parents.

[jerseyangel]

New Years Eve we'll probably stay home and fall asleep.....

New Years Day, hopefully, we'll have our family Christmas dinner here postponed from last Sunday.

[Jestgar]

*sigh* Failing again at apart time. BE wants to do something New Year's eve. I may have to go back to Spain to keep away from him.

[Jestgar]

oooh. I just had a scary thought! If Knick pinches and punches us on the first day of the month, what happens on the first day of the year!?!? :o Maybe we all better hide!

[elye]

oooh. I just had a scary thought! If Knick pinches and punches us on the first day of the month, what happens on the first day of the year!?!? :o Maybe we all better hide!

Gaaaahhh! ... And Gnick does take this monthly announcement very seriously. . . . . .. ...good thinking, Jyesss -- I'm layin' low here 'til the 2nd. .. . . . . . ...

[Loey]

Pheel beter, Lough

Thanks Patti!!!!

[Loey]

*sigh* Failing again at apart time. BE wants to do something New Year's eve. I may have to go back to Spain to keep away from him.

Do you want to keep away from him? Otherwise go to Spain with him!!!! It can be quite romantic. That's where I told Clark I was pregnant and he proposed. I did the whole nine yards backwards. Honeymoon, pregnancy, proposal and wedding. This is just a suggestion from a loyal, friendly voyeur! Not the honeymoon, pregnancy, proposal, and wedding- just the romance and not even Spain - just skipping the apart time unless you need it.

Hugs,

Loey

P.S. I thought the alone time was BE's idea. Clark did that when we were dating but it didn't even last a day.

[celiac-mommy]

*sigh* Failing again at apart time. BE wants to do something New Year's eve. I may have to go back to Spain to keep away from him.

Maybe you shouldn't have apart time then. If you can't stay away from each other, then don't

[kareng]

Maybe you shouldn't have apart time then. If you can't stay away from each other, then don't

I was just thinking this.

Hub and I tried this 110 years ago when dating but found we really didn't want to be apart.

[Loey]

There are hundreds of birds in the trees out back! They are so noisy, I can hear them in e house, over the noise of the wash machine & TV! Anyone remember Alfred Hitchcock?

Every time I go to my painting class there are an enormous amount of birds on the telephone lines. Then I come out two and a half hours later to find they all crapped on my car so badly I have to take it to the car wash that day it dries. And their crap is red. Are they drinking blood? It adds $10 to the cost of my class each week. AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Loey

[Loey]

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Now if I was to get crude ......

Hugs,

Loey

[Loey]

I was just thinking this.

Hub and I tried this 110 years ago when dating but found we really didn't want to be apart.

110 years?

Hugs,

Loey

[kareng]

110 years?

Hugs,

Loey

Ok maybe only 72.

You need a joke:

Trevor's New Year's Eve party was an annual occurrence with numerous guests arriving.

[mushroom]

*sigh* Failing again at apart time. BE wants to do something New Year's eve. I may have to go back to Spain to keep away from him.

It depends what he wants to do I thought apart time could involve "seeing" each other in public places - although that hasn't worked very well in restaurants in the past ; you do have to actually carry through with your intentions!

[celiac-mommy]

I was just thinking this.

Hub and I tried this 110 years ago when dating but found we really didn't want to be apart.

We did this too. Actually, I said I didn't want to be with someone who was drunk all the time and who wanted to mess around with other girls. I wished him well and tried to move on.... He came crawling back to me in no time, sober and monogamous

[Jestgar]

We did this too. Actually, I said I didn't want to be with someone who was drunk all the time and who wanted to mess around with other girls. I wished him well and tried to move on.... He came crawling back to me in no time, sober and monogamous

Sometimes they just need to realize what they could lose.

Since both BE and I commute, the only time we could really go out is Saturday. Fridays he's not home until 8:30, which is late for me. I suppose dinner in Seattle would work, but he'd still have to drop me off at home, and then leave..... :P Dunno. Have to think about this. Once the weather improves we can do weekend hikes n' stuff. Not such a fun prospect this time of year though.

[celiac-mommy]

Sometimes they just need to realize what they could lose.

Since both BE and I commute, the only time we could really go out is Saturday. Fridays he's not home until 8:30, which is late for me. I suppose dinner in Seattle would work, but he'd still have to drop me off at home, and then leave..... :P Dunno. Have to think about this. Once the weather improves we can do weekend hikes n' stuff. Not such a fun prospect this time of year though.

And his friends told him if he hurt me, they'd kick his A$$! Loved his friends

Maybe I missed it-was if you who wanted some space or him?

[Jestgar]

I wanted space. It was getting a bit overwhelming with school and work and theater and application for school and late nights and early mornings and lonely cats and so on and so forth. I also felt like all we ever did was have sex, which isn't a bad thing , but it would be nice to play too.

[celiac-mommy]

Gotcha. Smart woman, if you didn't know that already

[kareng]

I wanted space. It was getting a bit overwhelming with school and work and theater and application for school and late nights and early mornings and lonely cats and so on and so forth. I also felt like all we ever did was have sex, which isn't a bad thing , but it would be nice to play too.

Makes good sense. You are really busy right now.

My baby is learning to weld today!

[Jestgar]

Those Canadians are so nice!!!

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[Jestgar]

My baby is learning to weld today!

I'm sure I got stuff he can fix. Bring him when you come to get yer NikWax.