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kareng Grand Master

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I think I have pink eye <_< But I'm not pregnant, so that's a bonus to the day :D:lol:

Me either!


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Not pregnant and no pink eye here . . . guess I'm way ahead of Rayshelle.

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. . . and a Happy New Year to Shroom!!! . . . the rest of youse guys have to wait a bit longer!!

Shroomie, we had an earthquake here yesterday . . . of course we missed it as we were still at my Dad's house . . . made me think of you.

Loey Rising Star

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I think I have pink eye <_< But I'm not pregnant, so that's a bonus to the day :D:lol:

Did you think you were?

Hoppy Gnu Year!

Hugs,

Loey

mushroom Proficient

Happy New Year, other side of the world!

On my side of the world, we are trying to get in all the weather types possible before midnight. Warm (60F), tornados, thunderstorms, heavy winds and ice turning to a little snow. My neighborhood is in the icy stage moving towards the snow stage.

Kansas always does like to go to extremes with its weather - the only weather they don't do well is balmy ocean breezes :rolleyes:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I think I have pink eye <_< But I'm not pregnant, so that's a bonus to the day :D:lol:

Rabbits! Why did I think of rabbits?? Oh yeah, they have (or get) pink eye, and "the rabbit didn't die" :P Good news for you and the rabbit!

. . . and a Happy New Year to Shroom!!! . . . the rest of youse guys have to wait a bit longer!!

Shroomie, we had an earthquake here yesterday . . . of course we missed it as we were still at my Dad's house . . . made me think of you.

We had one last night and I missed it too - thought it was New Year party raucousness <_< But t'was only a 3.7, so could be mistaken for a gust of wind. Now on Boxing Day we had another good one, right under the CBD and only about 5 km deep - that one really shook the place up again at a 4.9; more parapets fell, more buildings condemned, everything had to be reinspected, more places cordoned off, even our earthquake proofed cathedral suffered some minor damage and they removed the big cross for safety purposes. Nonetheless, New Year's official celebrations were held in Cathedral Square last night as usual, using the slogan "We are strong, We are survivors, We are Canterbury!" (name of our province).

Hub had the same experience as I did 10 years ago with the Loma Prieta quake - totally didn't feel it and he was right downtown too, except he was in his car amongst frenzied would-be shoppers, when the woman in front of him jumped out of her car and went running in a panic, arms waving frantically in the air. He wondered what was up with this crazy woman, for whom this was obviously one earthquake too many :blink::huh::unsure:

Meanwhile, my housesitter lady went on vacation up north and got caught in a phlash phlood (or drove into too-deep running water or something) and got swept 100 metres down the road, ended up in a ditch, she and her phriend kneeling on their seats with water above their waists - they made it out safely but her Rav4 didn't :( Now she has been stranded up there with phlooded roads, washed out bridges, highways blocked by slips, and trying to get her insurance to come through with a new car payment. The tenting holidaymakers didn't fare too well either :lol: The Gods seem to be having a bit of a go at us Down Under pholks, but the poor Queenslalnders in Oz are getting the worst of it :unsure:

Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! to all psillies. May the force be with you!

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Did you think you were?

Cutting it close, every symptom, getting skeert :unsure: Turns out, I think all the sugar and crap I've been eating the past 2 weeks just magnified all the PMS symptoms, which for me are all the beginning signs of being preggo. AND, after the hub's snip-snip last spring, he never went back in to make sure he's shootin blanks. He say's "I'm sure it's fine" to the most fertile woman alive :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! to all psillies. May the force be with you!

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BACK at yer 'Shroom! You did indeed beat me!!!!!!!!

Who's partaying tonight??

Not I. Never really been into NYE, not even BC (before children)....dunno why unsure.gif

Also not got the energy to do OWT!!! ...foolishly had a total BLITZ at the gym today with a triple Sven (spinning, weightlifting, body combat)

Bloomin' KNACKERED & am doubting I'll make it to midnight ......soooo rock & roll rolleyes.gif

Cutting it close, every symptom, getting skeert :unsure: Turns out, I think all the sugar and crap I've been eating the past 2 weeks just magnified all the PMS symptoms, which for me are all the beginning signs of being preggo. AND, after the hub's snip-snip last spring, he never went back in to make sure he's shootin blanks. He say's "I'm sure it's fine" to the most fertile woman alive :rolleyes:

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OHHHhhhhh this would make me VERY nervous!!

Ok, If I don't make it..

happy new year PSILLIES!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

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Loey Rising Star

Kansas always does like to go to extremes with its weather - the only weather they don't do well is balmy ocean breezes :rolleyes:

Rabbits! Why did I think of rabbits?? Oh yeah, they have (or get) pink eye, and "the rabbit didn't die" :P Good news for you and the rabbit!

We had one last night and I missed it too - thought it was New Year party raucousness <_< But t'was only a 3.7, so could be mistaken for a gust of wind. Now on Boxing Day we had another good one, right under the CBD and only about 5 km deep - that one really shook the place up again at a 4.9; more parapets fell, more buildings condemned, everything had to be reinspected, more places cordoned off, even our earthquake proofed cathedral suffered some minor damage and they removed the big cross for safety purposes. Nonetheless, New Year's official celebrations were held in Cathedral Square last night as usual, using the slogan "We are strong, We are survivors, We are Canterbury!" (name of our province).

Hub had the same experience as I did 10 years ago with the Loma Prieta quake - totally didn't feel it and he was right downtown too, except he was in his car amongst frenzied would-be shoppers, when the woman in front of him jumped out of her car and went running in a panic, arms waving frantically in the air. He wondered what was up with this crazy woman, for whom this was obviously one earthquake too many :blink::huh::unsure:

Meanwhile, my housesitter lady went on vacation up north and got caught in a phlash phlood (or drove into too-deep running water or something) and got swept 100 metres down the road, ended up in a ditch, she and her phriend kneeling on their seats with water above their waists - they made it out safely but her Rav4 didn't :( Now she has been stranded up there with phlooded roads, washed out bridges, highways blocked by slips, and trying to get her insurance to come through with a new car payment. The tenting holidaymakers didn't fare too well either :lol: The Gods seem to be having a bit of a go at us Down Under pholks, but the poor Queenslalnders in Oz are getting the worst of it :unsure:

Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! to all psillies. May the force be with you!

BTW, where do you live Shroomie? I've been getting really confused and would love us to start posting continents. I just ate dinner because I decided carrying a bag of veggies would draw too much attention to me and I'm meeting my neighbors for the firs time. I haven't been to a New Year's Party sine Y2K. Clark and I love to stay at home all cozy and snugggly but really do need to meet our neighbors. Party is at 8 and it's 6 here so I'm procrastinating. We're walking to the party and it's uphill so I'm a little concerned about walking downhill after imbibing. Maybe Clark will get the car and drive a block and a half so I don't start the New year with bruises.

Wishing all my psilles a HAPPY & HEALTHY NEW YEAR. I'd be lost without you!

Hugs,

Loey Lane.

Loey Rising Star

Cutting it close, every symptom, getting skeert :unsure: Turns out, I think all the sugar and crap I've been eating the past 2 weeks just magnified all the PMS symptoms, which for me are all the beginning signs of being preggo. AND, after the hub's snip-snip last spring, he never went back in to make sure he's shootin blanks. He say's "I'm sure it's fine" to the most fertile woman alive :rolleyes:

We could all raise your baby if you have another. A rotation of psilles from all over the country at various stags of Celiac. Hmmm...

Hugs,

Loey

psawyer Proficient

AND, after the hub's snip-snip last spring, he never went back in to make sure he's shootin blanks. He say's "I'm sure it's fine" to the most fertile woman alive :rolleyes:

The follow up is no big deal (been there, done that). You provide a sample to be tested. You could make it a condition: No checkup, no nookie. :huh:

And, he won't go blind from giving the sample. :ph34r:

Loey Rising Star

The follow up is no big deal (been there, done that). You provide a sample to be tested. You could make it a condition: No checkup, no nookie. :huh:

And, he won't go blind from giving the sample. :ph34r:

I still like my idea of all the psilles taking turns raising the child. Imagine how he/she would turn out (and Kareeng second time around I wouldn't be a pushover!!!)

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Still procrastinating about getting ready for the party. Believe it or not I get shy when I meet new people (not that you could tell from here). At least I showered and blew my hair dry. Now for the curling, make-up and oh yes, the clothes. I don't think Clark is wearing his cape.

Hoppy Gnu Year Again and thanks for making my dealing with all my illnesses a LOT easier. You are all the best!!!!

kareng Grand Master

Still procrastinating about getting ready for the party. Believe it or not I get shy when I meet new people (not that you could tell from here). At least I showered and blew my hair dry. Now for the curling, make-up and oh yes, the clothes. I don't think Clark is wearing his cape.

Hoppy Gnu Year Again and thanks for making my dealing with all my illnesses a LOT easier. You are all the best!!!!

I hope Lo & Clark remembered the clothes before heading to the party. The surprise on the face of host's teen age boy or girl who is taking guest's coats! Or the rude comments and hysterical laughter if it were my boys.

Staying in where it is warm. The 62 from yesterday has turned to a wind chill of 0.

Happy New Year!

psawyer Proficient

To my FB friends: If you get a link about Miley Cyrus supposedly from me, do not click on it. I have taken steps to tighten security and have changed my password.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Well psills, - I'm 8 hrs into the year here in blighty (apologies!) ....but you asked for it!!!!!

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!! (that doesn't rhyme)

Hope we all have a happy healthy one!! biggrin.gif

Darn210 Enthusiast

I'll just use Nik's . . .

happy new year PSILLIES!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

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Happy New Year Everyone . . . it's raining and I'm off to go birding . . . apparently I have lost me mind.

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy New Year everybody!

elye Community Regular

HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEARS, PSILLIES!!!!!

I find myself in Guelph, Ontario, having a terrific weekend with dear old friends who have travelled here from Freemantle, Australia, to visit their families. We pulled out many coloUrs of the classic, fine-lined Sharpie last evening and drew all over each others' faces... . . .Ya know, just normal New Years' Eve madness. ..... . :huh:

B)

Loey Rising Star

I hope Lo & Clark remembered the clothes before heading to the party. The surprise on the face of host's teen age boy or girl who is taking guest's coats! Or the rude comments and hysterical laughter if it were my boys.

Staying in where it is warm. The 62 from yesterday has turned to a wind chill of 0.

Happy New Year!

We remembered the clothes (I actually got dressed up). Before we left Clark asked if we were going to be bored. Well we were actually the last to leave. We have lovely neighbors and the hostess looked up Celiac and had a shrimp and scallop platter that she kept away from everyone else. I enjoyed my wine. I have pain today but it was worth it and actually I've had pain since September so I don't think it was from the party.

I think we'll keep Clark's identity a secret.

Kareeenng- I can't thank you enough for bringing me to the psilles. Have a happy and healthy New Year!

Hugs,

Loey lane

kareng Grand Master

HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEARS, PSILLIES!!!!!

I find myself in Guelph, Ontario, having a terrific weekend with dear old friends who have travelled here from Freemantle, Australia, to visit their families. We pulled out many coloUrs of the classic, fine-lined Sharpie last evening and drew all over each others' faces... . . .Ya know, just normal New Years' Eve madness. ..... . :huh:

B)

Did you darling MIL drive you?

mushroom Proficient

Did you darling MIL drive you around the bend yet?

kareng Grand Master

Thanks for the edit, Shroomie! That was what I meant to type!

Jestgar Rising Star

Happy happy y'all!! Hope everyone had fireworks! :D :D :)

Jestgar Rising Star

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Loey Rising Star

HAPPY NEW YEAR DEAR PSILLES!!!!

HOPING 2011 BRINGS YOU ALL HEALTH, HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY!!!!

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P.S. HOPE EVERYONE IS ALL RIGHT AND THE TORNADOES DIDN'T EFFECT ANY OF YOU.

Loey Rising Star

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Loved it!!!!!!

Loey

P.S. how did staying away from BE on New Year's Eve work out?

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