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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Happy birthday, Patti!

Enjoying the cold rain I sent you? I re- gifted. First Rachelle sent it to us. ;)

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATD!!!!!!!!!! smile.gifsmile.gif

Hope you're pheelin' bettah!

RAECH!!! Hope you had a great day yesterday biggrin.gif

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Some wodka for yooz!!! wacko.gif

Dang, I'm tired. I want to take a nap but kiddos are due home any minute . . . and they're noisy.

Story of me liphe rolleyes.gif

Visiting my first IKEA this weekend, anybody got any recommendations?

Yeah, kiss dem noisy kids goodbye...they maybe grown up by the time you get back wink.gif

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi all and thanks fer the lovely birfday wishes :wub:

This phloo has officially kicked me butt. I did shower and get dressed today--and me jeans are looser so something good came of this..... :lol:

Still pheel weak and stuph but the worst is over :D

Can nae wait to hear what Jan-it comes home wif from Ikea :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Hi all and thanks fer the lovely birfday wishes :wub:

This phloo has officially kicked me butt. I did shower and get dressed today--and me jeans are looser so something good came of this..... :lol:

Still pheel weak and stuph but the worst is over :D

Can nae wait to hear what Jan-it comes home wif from Ikea :P

Darn! I wish you were pheeling better!!! No way to spend yer barfday birthday ;)

My favorite movie quote though is, "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight!"

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

My favorite movie quote though is, "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight!"

:lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Happy Birthday, Patteigh. May you feel well enough to enjoy it (although probably not with the lad with the cake - he looks out of proportion [head's too small :P ])

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Happy Birthday, Patteigh. May you feel well enough to enjoy it (although probably not with the lad with the cake - he looks out of proportion [head's too small :P ])

And we know what that means..... :lol::o:P;)

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

[head's too small :P ])

Ya, but did you check out 'is thumbs?? :blink: Man, they had to bake him up one BIG CAKE. . . . . ...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ya, but did you check out 'is thumbs?? :blink: Man, they had to bake him up one BIG CAKE. . . . . ...

:lol:

This is true.....didn't think of just checking out the thumbs. It could be all he would really need is a cupcake B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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This is true.....didn't think of just checking out the thumbs. It could be all he would really need is a cupcake B)

:lol::lol::lol:

Was thinking he doesn't have time for anything but exercise.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Happy Birthday, Patteigh. May you feel well enough to enjoy it (although probably not with the lad with the cake - he looks out of proportion [head's too small :P ])

huh . . . :huh: . . . hadn't even noticed . . . wasn't looking at his head.

. . . cupcake . . . *snort*

elye Community Regular
elye
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This is true.....didn't think of just checking out the thumbs. It could be all he would really need is a cupcake B)

:lol:

Right. .. . . .. . ....or a nine-by-thirteen pan.. . .... . .. . . . :o:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:lol:

Right. .. . . .. . ....or a nine-by-thirteen pan.. . .... . .. . . . :o:lol:

Omg snoooooooooooort!! :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Omg snoooooooooooort!! :lol:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Me likey this one...

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Didn't want to get meselph in trouble by posting it directly on here ;)

He's yummy. And it's for a good cause.... :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Me likey this one...

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Didn't want to get meselph in trouble by posting it directly on here ;)

He's yummy. And it's for a good cause.... :P

As long as it's for a good cause!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Me likey this one...

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Didn't want to get meselph in trouble by posting it directly on here ;)

He's yummy. And it's for a good cause.... :P

I've seen this somewhere....The View maybe??

I remember that they told us those were his girlfriend's hands.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I remember that they told us those were his girlfriend's hands.

I know.... Lucky b!tc* :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

You ladies seem to have a lot of fun while I'm in class.

I'm heading home, then to BE's house to lounge in his newly repaired ho' tub and drink champagne whilst I wait for him to return from work.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Sounds fun! I'll bring some cheese & crackers. Won't he be surprised when he gets home to a ho tub full of Psillies! :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

You ladies seem to have a lot of fun while I'm in class.

I'm heading home, then to BE's house to lounge in his newly repaired ho' tub and drink champagne whilst I wait for him to return from work.

We're using the water from our spa to flush our loos :o Not much loungin' going on in there :lol: Now, the drinking part, we can manage that :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

We're using the water from our spa to flush our loos :o Not much loungin' going on in there :lol: Now, the drinking part, we can manage that :D

One more reason to get a spa tub! Emergency water storage.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm heading home, then to BE's house to lounge in his newly repaired ho' tub and drink champagne whilst I wait for him to return from work.

Sounds so....I dunno....continental?...... :rolleyes:

We're using the water from our spa to flush our loos :o

Bet ya never thought it would come in handy fer this! :o

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Motto of the week: "If it's brown, flush it down; if it's yellow, let it mellow" Of as we used to say in CA: "In this land of sun and fun, we don't flush for number one." :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Motto of the week: "If it's brown, flush it down; if it's yellow, let it mellow" Of as we used to say in CA: "In this land of sun and fun, we don't flush for number one." :lol:

All I could think of is this.....

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:P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I'm heading home, then to BE's house to lounge in his newly repaired ho' tub and drink champagne whilst I wait for him to return from work.

Perhaps he'll be presenting you with a cake.... ... .... B)

:lol:

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