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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
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:D :D Chewy :D :D
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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hee!! Probably got her real agitated and had her spinning :P

Left her drained.... B)

groooooaaaaaaannnnnnn . . . but well-done . . . :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Deputies did not say why Trumble attacked the washer. She was ticketed.

First time I read this, I thought it said, "She was ticked"

:rolleyes:

Talk about a dichotomy. Anyway, as usual I digress. We should figure out which psillie could role play and try the woman who assaulted the washer. I can think of reasons I'd assault my glass top stove.Thanks for the smile biggrin.gif I'll pop in again later.Loey

Hmmmmm.....I think Nikkers could play the woman who attacked the washer. Methinks she might have some pent-up anger....just guessing :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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First time I read this, I thought it said, "She was ticked"

Well, that too I would think.... :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yuck yuck yuck... I just reread this thread...GWAHAHAHA! Laughter is healing!! :lol:

Mygawd. .. . .....you just read this thread?? Like, all 3047 pages?? Holy crap.. .. .and we thought POeter was somethin' when he joined in at around page 200 and read the archives. .. . ...

I absolutely LOVE my dishwasher. Have never felt any resentment, any bitterness nor frustration, towards my lovely ol' Whirlpool.. .. . . . ...now my fridge....ha. Milk frozen on the condenser - - why doesn't it have an automatic THAW response?? :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gee, sounds like a lot of us have some pent up anger towards our appliances :rolleyes:

Who knew :blink:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Hmmmmm.....I think Nikkers could play the woman who attacked the washer. Methinks she might have some pent-up anger....just guessing :P

She'd be a natural, but in her role-playing you'd have to tell her it was the boiler :ph34r: not the washer.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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She'd be a natural, but in her role-playing you'd have to tell her it was the boiler :ph34r: not the washer.

<snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Perhaps it was all a ruse . . . maybe she just wanted something new. My current washer & dryer don't match, don't do very big loads and are LOUD. I told me hubby which ever one goes out first, we're replacing them both with a top notch (cha-chinchillaching) pair. That was several years ago. They're still going . . . I might have to resort to sabotage . . . with a knife apparently.

Riddle me this, batman . . . why is the person (Skeeter) with the most clothes in the house, the one that runs out of clean clothes first??

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Riddle me this, batman . . . why is the person (Skeeter) with the most clothes in the house, the one that runs out of clean clothes first??

Different outfit for every equation occasion?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hiya Jan-it!!!!! :D

How's things?

Ummmm . . . busy, I guess . . . Smackl is transitioning to middle school. Lots of events in the schedule. Tomorrow they have what they call a "try on" . . . where any 5th grader can go over and try a couple of the instruments to see if they want to take band. Smackl has decided to try the trumpet, the viola, and the bassoon. I think he wants to try the bassoon just because it looks weird.

Also, Smackl is in the homestretch for his black belt. Final testing is in June. Lots more practices, some seminars, letters of recommendation and a community service project . . . I have to take him to get passport photos taken for his ID which gets issues out of Korea.

In other news, it seems like my kids did not do well with the time change . . . they are both pretty grumpy . . . I have resorted to telling them to quit talking to each other.

Also, just had some good friends leave for England on Sunday. They will be there for three years. Nikkers, we are headed to England the summer after next . . . pencil me in.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Perhaps it was all a ruse . . . maybe she just wanted something new. My current washer & dryer don't match, don't do very big loads and are LOUD. I told me hubby which ever one goes out first, we're replacing them both with a top notch (cha-chinchillaching) pair. That was several years ago. They're still going . . . I might have to resort to sabotage . . . with a knife apparently.

When I was about 12, maybe, I killed my parents' washer. One of my many chores was to do the laundry and in those days, the machine could run the whole cycle with the lid open. I saw my mom run it this way many times, so didn't think anything of it. So, I was running a load and heard the most gawd awful banging--the jug of fabric softener had fallen in, and I guess made the load terribly off-balance and the drum came loose and was banging around and making dents in all sides of the machine.

Killed it :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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When I was about 12, maybe, I killed my parent's washer. One of my many chores was to do the laundry and in those days, the machine would run the whole cycle with the lid open. I saw my mom run it this way many times, so didn't think anything of it. So, I was running a load and heard the most gawd awful banging--the jug of fabric softener had fallen in, and I guess made the load terribly off-balance and the drum came loose and was banging around and making dents in all sides of the machine.

Killed it :rolleyes:

All right . . . I'll give it a try . . . I'll throw in a full bottle of detergent with the next load . . . lid on the detergent, of course, we wouldn't want to have some sort of soapy flooding accident . . . nobody's close to a phlip, are they? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Also, Smackl is in the homestretch for his black belt. Final testing is in June. Lots more practices, some seminars, letters of recommendation and a community service project . . . I have to take him to get passport photos taken for his ID which gets issues out of Korea.

Very cool!! My sister just told me this morning that my niece is on target for hers in August :D

I wanna go to England wif you and see Nik!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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All right . . . I'll give it a try . . . I'll throw in a full bottle of detergent with the next load . . . lid on the detergent, of course, we wouldn't want to have some sort of soapy flooding accident . . . nobody's close to a phlip, are they? :unsure:

Go fer it--there was no phlooding, just a lotta noise :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Go fer it--there was no phlooding, just a lotta noise :P

I'll have to do it as I head out of the house . . . so I don't have to lie about not hearing it. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'll have to do it as I head out of the house . . . so I don't have to lie about not hearing it. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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A friend on FB posted this from my hometown....

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:unsure: Appliance abuse?

I have wanted to do this many times to my appliances. However, i was afraid I would hurt myself.

So much has happened today while I was trying to ski! Can't get any pics of the boys as I cannot catch up to them. They only meet up for lunch so we will fund it.

A dryer is easy to sabotage. If you have the manual ( if not look on line - at the library so it can't be traced back to you) look for the fuse. Pull it out.

Wa-lah! New appliances all around!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Okay psills - new vocabulary word for the day (for me lately anyway - I was used to the first definition)

"Munted" - formerly used in the sense of an over-inebriated state, like I got totally munted on wodka last night. New use: shattered, buggared (this word is okay here - Toyota even used it in a commercial :rolleyes: ), destroyed, irreparable, flattened, as in: That building is totally munted.

Mayor Bob Parker has now issued three levels of muntedness - the minor-munt, the medium-munt and the mega-munt, I would guess roughly corresponding with green stickered, yellow stickered or red stickered Our house has a minor munt. :) but we still need to remediate the muntedness before we leave it for da winter - may delay our departure :( #%*/@ red tape :blink:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I think there is some appliance-munting goin' on around here....... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Munt :(

elye Community Regular
elye
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Heading to Toronto this afternoon for a few days. We are, appropriately as I am Kween 'round here for while longer, attending this on Friday night:

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I called the information number to let them know about my status as Monarch. Went something like, "Just in case you are not aware, I am the Psillyville Queen for the next fifty pages... . .I am assuming that this presents me with a free entrance pass, seating on the arena floor and perhaps an opportunity to be officially introduced to the thousands in the audience. Likely the knights and jousters will wish to sweep me up on their chargers at some point in the performance -- I will take the opportunity now to give my Royal Consent to this".

Annnnnnnnnnd: Silence.

"Hello?.... . ... .. Hello?"

:huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Annnnnnnnnnd: Silence.

"Hello? Hello?"

:huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Our phunny Kween--they really outta roll out the red carpet fer ya!

Have a good trip Em :D

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Mygawd. .. . .....you just read this thread?? Like, all 3047 pages?? Holy crap.. .. .and we thought POeter was somethin' when he joined in at around page 200 and read the archives. .. . ...

I absolutely LOVE my dishwasher. Have never felt any resentment, any bitterness nor frustration, towards my lovely ol' Whirlpool.. .. . . . ...now my fridge....ha. Milk frozen on the condenser - - why doesn't it have an automatic THAW response?? :angry:

When I first joined the psillies and wanted to hear the story of Jess and BE I read the thread from the start of their relationship. I really have to get a life (other than going to doctor's offices)! Hey, at least today's doctor's appointment is just for eyeglasses - no poking and prodding. Tomorrow is the follow-up with the Oncologist and Friday the Neurologist. Get new shots in my spine next week and the following week I see the cardiologist (where he will give me a drug to stimulate a stress test) and finally my PCP and then it looks like April is free and clear- YAY!!!!! Now Clark just needs a job. No word from the place he interviewed

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Perhaps it was all a ruse . . . maybe she just wanted something new. My current washer & dryer don't match, don't do very big loads and are LOUD. I told me hubby which ever one goes out first, we're replacing them both with a top notch (cha-chinchillaching) pair. That was several years ago. They're still going . . . I might have to resort to sabotage . . . with a knife apparently.

Riddle me this, batman . . . why is the person (Skeeter) with the most clothes in the house, the one that runs out of clean clothes first??

Are you sure you're not talking about my Tony?

Loey

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