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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I learned a new word!

Open Original Shared Link

It has nothing to do with the Devils minions?

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etta694 Explorer
etta694
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Hi... Sssshhhh, I'm hiding... :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

No matter where you are, we will hunt you down :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Hi... Sssshhhh, I'm hiding... :ph34r:

Hmmmm . . . <looking left . . . looking right> . . . well apparently this is a good place to hide because no one is here.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

It has been a bit of a ghost town in these parts lately. <tumbleweeds>

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

((((Loud, booming, regal-sounding, queenly voice)))))) Etta! THERE you are! From whom are you hiding?? ...From those who are offended by Weird Al?.. . . . .

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm hiding in Chicago! :ph34r:

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etta694 Explorer
etta694
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I didn't know.... (paranoid) :unsure: ... I didn't want to be a bug and ...I was having fun posting and posting :lol: ... and I was getting sillier and sillier.... and then... I thought I hurt someones feelings..so I ran and hid. I think Tickle Me is a safe place... :) Chinchillas hide a lot!

I love Weird Al!

Ya know, I wouldn't be this silly if I wasn't feeling so good...

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

These are our robotics matches today.

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Match #5 -9:54 am, # 10 -10:24, #25 -1:07, #30 -1:42, #37- 2:31, #50- 3:54, #54 -4:18,

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

These are our robotics matches today.

Www.ilfrc.org

Match #5 -9:54 am, # 10 -10:24, #25 -1:07, #30 -1:42, #37- 2:31, #50- 3:54, #54 -4:18,

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

My son would give anything to be at those matches... hope they youtube some of it.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

My son would give anything to be at those matches... hope they youtube some of it.

Lots on YouTube. Search for us by metal mustangs robotics on YouTube.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

gotcha :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I love Weird Al!

Meeeee Tooooo!!

These are our robotics matches today.

Www.ilfrc.org

Match #5 -9:54 am, # 10 -10:24, #25 -1:07, #30 -1:42, #37- 2:31, #50- 3:54, #54 -4:18,

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

"TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF, TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFF!!! PUT IN PRINCESS BRIDE!!! I WANNA WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At least he has good taste.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Meeeee Tooooo!!

Excited to check it out!

My big strong 5yo boy wanted to watch The Goonies. He was so excited and promised me he could handle it. He made it about 20 minutes in, until the introduction of Sloth. I hear him screaming, head under the blanket, "TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF, TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFF!!! PUT IN PRINCESS BRIDE!!! I WANNA WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was trying so hard not to laugh. I made it until he told me that I should 'make' Madeleine watch it. Like it was a punishment :lol: :lol: I was thinking about getting Jurassic Park from Netflix, but perhaps we shall wait 10 years or so... :rolleyes:

My kids were like 11 & 14 when they watched it & said it was scary.

The webcast wasn't working this morning I'm told. Hope it works this afternoon

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Love both those movies . . .

My favourite scene from The Goonies is where Chunk is "confessing"

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

These are our robotics matches today.

Www.ilfrc.org

Match #5 -9:54 am, # 10 -10:24, #25 -1:07, #30 -1:42, #37- 2:31, #50- 3:54, #54 -4:18, #62- 5:06,

Sat-#75- 10:24 #81 -11:00

That's a pretty gruelling schedule :o

My big strong 5yo boy wanted to watch The Goonies. He was so excited and promised me he could handle it. He made it about 20 minutes in, until the introduction of Sloth. I hear him screaming, head under the blanket, "TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF, TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFF!!! PUT IN PRINCESS BRIDE!!! I WANNA WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Have I been missing something? :blink: Not part of my culture :P

Love both those movies . . .

My favourite scene from The Goonies is where Chunk is "confessing"

Bah!! Can't keep on using up bandwidth, otherwise we get cut back to dial-up speed. Third world broadband (or maybe even fourth :rolleyes: )

So here's my recipe for a good night's sleep (NOT!!!)

1. Eat the special dinner hubs made for you :wub: even after discovering he added some red pepper flakes :( = 6 hours a-fib

2. Mistakenly take diuretic for another bedtime med :rolleyes: = 4 trips to the john

3. Take flucoxacillin at bedtime, have it unknowingly stick in your esophagus, wonder WIH you are having acid reflux :unsure:

4. Have cat jumping on and off bed, including a session of hair-licking (mine), and landing on me once (all 16 lbs) :blink:

5. Have both hubs and cat snoring, but not in unison :ph34r:

6. Follow all this up with a 4.3 earthquake aftershock :o

Oh well, just another night in the saltmines.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

So here's my recipe for a good night's sleep (NOT!!!)

Sounds like a heck of a long night fer ya, Shroom.....hope tonight you can get some decent shut-eye :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

5. Have both hubs ...

I would think two hubs would keep you up most nights :P

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I would think two hubs would keep you up most nights :P

<snort>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

the special dinner hubs made for you

I would think two hubs would keep you up most nights :P

At least they made her dinner first :P

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Meeeee Tooooo!!

Excited to check it out!

My big strong 5yo boy wanted to watch The Goonies. He was so excited and promised me he could handle it. He made it about 20 minutes in, until the introduction of Sloth. I hear him screaming, head under the blanket, "TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFF, TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFF!!! PUT IN PRINCESS BRIDE!!! I WANNA WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was trying so hard not to laugh. I made it until he told me that I should 'make' Madeleine watch it. Like it was a punishment :lol: :lol: I was thinking about getting Jurassic Park from Netflix, but perhaps we shall wait 10 years or so... :rolleyes:

Oh Ra-Shelle,

This brings back memories of all the movies we took Tony to and I had to get a "Reel Sorry" pass to come back to see another movie for free and play video games with him while Clark finished watching the movie. Tony was also afraid of clowns.

Hugs,

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

That's a pretty gruelling schedule :o

Have I been missing something? :blink: Not part of my culture :P

Bah!! Can't keep on using up bandwidth, otherwise we get cut back to dial-up speed. Third world broadband (or maybe even fourth :rolleyes: )

So here's my recipe for a good night's sleep (NOT!!!)

1. Eat the special dinner hubs made for you :wub: even after discovering he added some red pepper flakes :( = 6 hours a-fib

2. Mistakenly take diuretic for another bedtime med :rolleyes: = 4 trips to the john

3. Take flucoxacillin at bedtime, have it unknowingly stick in your esophagus, wonder WIH you are having acid reflux :unsure:

4. Have cat jumping on and off bed, including a session of hair-licking (mine), and landing on me once (all 16 lbs) :blink:

5. Have both hubs and cat snoring, but not in unison :ph34r:

6. Follow all this up with a 4.3 earthquake aftershock :o

Oh well, just another night in the saltmines.

Hope you're feeling better today Shroom!!!

Hugs,

Loey

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

At least he has good taste.

For sure! We watched Ever After this past weekend. He liked that one too :P

My kids were like 11 & 14 when they watched it & said it was scary.

I can't remember when I first saw it, I just know I've seen it sooooo many times it's ridiculous! The only movie that's ever freaked me out as a kid, and still does is the Disney movie Watcher in the Woods. Freakin' FREAKY!!!!

Have I been missing something? :blink: Not part of my culture :P

You've never seen it?! You MUST watch it!! True classic!!

So here's my recipe for a good night's sleep (NOT!!!)

Holey Moley! Hope tonight's better!!

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