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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Open Original Shared Link

:huh:

:lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Weird, random news from the NW:

Open Original Shared Link

Doesn't everyone carry a dead member of the weasel family with them?

Remember last Nov, someone dumped a 3 ft long alligator on a street here? Here is the newest alligator siting:

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Before I begin...all hail Kween Karen!!...Irish bows elegantly as she can, given her kranky knees...

I'm incredibly late to this conversation--saw the invitation to join on the song game post just now --thanks ever so much!! :) -- (I see this thread began in 2006--this must be a record of some kind?? yes??) and I tried desperately to read the last 50 or so entries to catch up (whew!) and follow the discussion (which sometimes requires a GPS system) and all I can add right now is...

Our silly pup Gracie was distraught at our being gone for oh, all of an hour?-- and she buzz-sawwed her way through most of a half cord of firewood...leaving us a year's supply of toothpicks strewn throughout the entire house :lol: ----- and then, for reasons only known to a labrador, (perhaps to polish her teeth after all that chewing??)....

ate some Huggies dryer sheets ....and they came out nearly INTACT --with a gentle tug from Mom--gradually ---over the next few days. The vet (who continued to laugh at her antics for years after that one) said "No worries--they won't harm her and she'll be clean as a whistle, and with no static cling, inside and out." :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Update....

Flashmob at 11:30. I think near Macy's. Then we will cut loose and dance until 3:00.

Awesome :D

You coming Jyaghnut?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Welcome Irish!

Such a brave soul..... :ph34r:

;)

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Before I begin...all hail Kween Karen!!...Irish bows elegantly as she can, given her kranky knees...

I'm incredibly late to this conversation--saw the invitation to join on the song game post just now --thanks ever so much!! :) -- (I see this thread began in 2006--this must be a record of some kind?? yes??) and I tried desperately to read the last 50 or so entries to catch up (whew!) and follow the discussion (which sometimes requires a GPS system) and all I can add right now is...

Our silly pup Gracie was distraught at our being gone for oh, all of an hour?-- and she buzz-sawwed her way through most of a half cord of firewood...leaving us a year's supply of toothpicks strewn throughout the entire house :lol: ----- and then, for reasons only known to a labrador, (perhaps to polish her teeth after all that chewing??)....

ate some Huggies dryer sheets ....and they came out nearly INTACT --with a gentle tug from Mom--gradually ---over the next few days. The vet (who continued to laugh at her antics for years after that one) said "No worries--they won't harm her and she'll be clean as a whistle, and with no static cling, inside and out." :lol:

Welcome, Irish!

Loved the lab story!

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IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Welcome Irish!

Such a brave soul..... :ph34r:

;)

:lol:

thanks so much! :)

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Welcome, Irish!

Loved the lab story!

lovely crown by the way ;) much nicer than Queen Elizabeth's...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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lovely crown by the way ;) much nicer than Queen Elizabeth's...

I was expecting a pic of a toof or sump'n. :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Welcome to the madness, Irish!!

Huggies dryer sheets ....and they came out nearly INTACT --with a gentle tug from Mom--gradually ---over the next few days. The vet (who continued to laugh at her antics for years after that one) said "No worries--they won't harm her and she'll be clean as a whistle, and with no static cling, inside and out." :lol:

OMG. . .. . . . . a sudden, portable dryer sheet dispenser! 'Twould be handy, as you could just call her when you need one - - to toss in the dryer, perhaps to wipe up a counter..... . . .and I hear that they are the ultimate product for keeping mosquitos away - - just wipe one all over yer bod whilst in the woods, and you're good -- so she could just follow you around on a camping trip, ready to dispense.. . . .....

:lol:

Update....

Flashmob at 11:30. I think near Macy's. Then we will cut loose and dance until 3:00.

B)

Man, wish I were closer... . . ..

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

B)

Man, wish I were closer... . . ..

Me too :(

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

I was expecting a pic of a toof or sump'n. :D

That WOULD be a neat trick!!...our beloved girl has passed to greener pastures.... :( but her antics still gives us the giggles...what a ditzy dork she was!

OOH...I did have some photos of the destruction she caused and the "dispenser effect" somewhere---how gross and silly are we for having photographed THAT??!!---I wonder where they went to.......

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Welcome to the madness, Irish!!

OMG. . .. . . . . a sudden, portable dryer sheet dispenser! 'Twould be handy, as you could just call her when you need one - - to toss in the dryer, perhaps to wipe up a counter..... . . .and I hear that they are the ultimate product for keeping mosquitos away - - just wipe one all over yer bod whilst in the woods, and you're good -- so she could just follow you around on a camping trip, ready to dispense.

If only they were reusable....they did however, retain their "crisp fresh scent"....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

---how gross and silly are we for having photographed THAT??!!---

Clearly you belong here....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

....they did however, retain their "crisp fresh scent"....

:lol::lol::lol:

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

Clearly you belong here....

oh, did you hear that, Toto?...at last, we're HOME!!! :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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oh, did you hear that, Toto?...at last, we're HOME!!! :lol:

Toto? Are you from Kansas, too?

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

Toto? Are you from Kansas, too?

nope.....Boston born, now in NY...but I sure FELT like I was caught in crazy OZ for awhile there.... :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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nope.....Boston born, now in NY...but I sure FELT like I was caught in crazy OZ for awhile there.... :blink:

I think the flying monkeys fly through C.com sometimes. :ph34r:

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

um...you know I am playing on here with you guys and I am supposed to be doing PT exercises...maybe the Queen can bestow an exemption for today???!! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

oh, did you hear that, Toto?...at last, we're HOME!!! :lol:

You'll have to share a room with Em

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

um...you know I am playing on here with you guys and I am supposed to be doing PT exercises...maybe the Queen can bestow an exemption for today???!! :lol:

This is the ultimate place to avoid responsibilities.

Is anybody getting anything done at the moment? :rolleyes:

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

You'll have to share a room with Em

that's okay...that's better than the barn with the 3 farm hands... :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I grant you a Royal Pardon for whatever the H*** you are neglecting at this time.

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