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Darn210 Enthusiast

So I read a post or two after Peoter's link . . . do you know who what who we haven't talked about in a while? Sven!!!! That's why we haven't seen a whole lot of Nik . . . she's spending all her time with Sven!!!

Speaking of Nik . . . She's missed it, it's already tomorrow for her so I will have to say it for us before the clock strikes midnight. . .

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!


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kareng Grand Master

Looks like my subjects were having a Royal good time whilst I was re-watching the Cars movie in anticipation of seeing Cars2.

Jestgar Rising Star

Thank you for the brief history. I guess I will just nod and smile. I have no life but I'm too lazy to read it all. :lol:

Read selected bits to your inlaws while they're visiting. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Loey Rising Star

Hello Dear Psillies,

Just popping in to say hello. Biopsy was benign but confirmed CLL. Still in the watch & wait stage. Now I have a Sinus Infection. At least the CLL explains why I get sick and fatigued so easily and so frequently

Not pheeling too psilly right now but your posts always leave me smiling.

Missing you all! Off to bed!.

wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif Loey

elye Community Regular

So dare I ask how a crutch tip got in the ho tub?

None of us had, or to this day has, any idea. That is the absolutely heelarryus part. No idea. There it was, lying on one of the seats after we'd drained the tub. :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

So I read a post or two after Peoter's link . . . do you know who what who we haven't talked about in a while? Sven!!!! That's why we haven't seen a whole lot of Nik . . . she's spending all her time with Sven!!!

Speaking of Nik . . . She's missed it, it's already tomorrow for her so I will have to say it for us before the clock strikes midnight. . .

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!

HAAAaaaaa Ghianeet!!!!!!!!!!!

Ta muchly chuck, I actually realised this morn.

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Yep, me & Sven, we iz phick as phieves lately.

What wiv races for the running club, cycling everywhere, yoga, ......oh and real life, I iz pooped!!! laugh.gif

..and now adding swimbling into the mix as I seem to have entered an Aquathlon (Sven wants me to do this in prep for doing a Tri-athlon)

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Ridiculous behaviour for a woman of my age!!!

Hope the Canucks are looking after me new Princess!!!

*snortle* at the crOtch tip in the HO tub memories! laugh.gif

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hello Dear Psillies,

Just popping in to say hello. Biopsy was benign but confirmed CLL. Still in the watch & wait stage. Now I have a Sinus Infection. At least the CLL explains why I get sick and fatigued so easily and so frequently

Not pheeling too psilly right now but your posts always leave me smiling.

Missing you all! Off to bed!.

wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif Loey

LOEY!!!!

So glad you pooped in and updated us smile.gif

Rest well, and I hope you feel up to some psilliness soon! ♥


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elye Community Regular

Yep, me & Sven, we iz phick as phieves lately.

What wiv races for the running club, cycling everywhere, yoga, ......oh and real life, I iz pooped!!! :lol:

Gnick is a bloody Amazon . .. . . . . . ...don't think I'd be wanting to meet this one in a dark alley.. . . ... :unsure:.. . . . ..

:lol:

Hope the Canucks are looking after me new Princess!!!

Well, indeed.. .. . . ..I think the parliamentary powers that be are trying to get a load of food into her - - what a skinny thing she is.

And absolutely gorgeous. . . . . . . . ....the two of them make such a striking, conversation-stopping couple.. .... . . .

I wonder if DH and I have ever stopped conversation whilst entering a room?

* snort *

The amusing responses are limitless.. . . .. <_<

kareng Grand Master

LO- have a nice nap. Might I suggest a lovely sterile bubble to reside in? You seem to be a germ magnet, my dear!

Nic- I wonder what would happen if she had to sit quietly for 1/2 hour? She would probably spend the quiet time planning some new feat of physical prowess!

New Princess - We saw something of the visit on the news last night. My hub pointed out that half the time the Prince wasn't in the shot & when he was, we weren't looking at him. He said be a Prince & Princess looks like it is a tough job (really, not joking).

mushroom Proficient

Read selected bits to your inlaws while they're visiting. :ph34r: :ph34r:

The parts about POeter's parts would be an interesting starting point :rolleyes:

Ridiculous behaviour for a woman of my age!!!

Couldn't agree more!! All that sweating glowing is so unladylike :P

Gnick is a bloody Amazon . .. . . . . . ...don't think I'd be wanting to meet this one in a dark alley.. . . ... :unsure:.. . . . ..

.

I wonder if DH and I have ever stopped conversation whilst entering a room?

* snort *

I'm not sure I'd take her on even in daylight. Although Jyess did survive the encounter - BUT it was in a rather public place!!!

Hub and I have never stopped conversation when entering the room - more likely aroused it :o Now, conversation can be good or bad.......:P

.He said be a Prince & Princess looks like it is a tough job (really, not joking).

He got that right!!! Just imagine always having to put your best phace phorward at all times, the appropriate word or smile, the gracious gesture, no inappropriate parts showing, no equipment failures, My God, the list is endless. Not even chipped nail polish,,,,, :rolleyes: - I could nae survive it even if I did have a team helping me :D

Lo, rest up and get strong; we miss ya around these parts.

sb2178 Enthusiast

What wiv races for the running club, cycling everywhere, yoga, ......oh and real life, I iz pooped!!! laugh.gif

..and now adding swimbling into the mix as I seem to have entered an Aquathlon (Sven wants me to do this in prep for doing a Tri-athlon)

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Ridiculous behaviour for a woman of my age!!!

Whoa.... 'twould be a pheat phor aknee age.

I grew my first batch of carrots! They actually grown! I've planted them so many times before but they had never grown into real full sixed carrot flavored carrots!

(yes, 'tis worthy of all three "!" my life is that exciting.)

Jestgar Rising Star

I am covered in bruises from helping a friend move furniture. Most from a fall off the moving van ramp whilst trying to push up a china cabinet. Fortunately my friend was able to keep the cabinet from falling on top of me, and we didn't even break any of the glass walls.

Today gonna go get concrete blocks to put around the new chicken coop. I need to learn to do things that involve easy things, like embroidery or sump'n.

elye Community Regular

I am covered in bruises from helping a friend move furniture.

Today gonna go get concrete blocks to put around the new chicken coop. I need to learn to do things that involve easy things, like embroidery or sump'n.

Don't start hangin' around Gnick. . . . . . ...

Jestgar Rising Star

Don't start hangin' around Gnick. . . . . . ...

Seriously. I'll be chillin' wit sb. Sittin' on the deck wit a glass of wine, watching the carrots grow.

elye Community Regular

Seriously. I'll be chillin' wit sb. Sittin' on the deck wit a glass of wine, watching the carrots grow.

That sounds great. I canna grow carrots here 'cause there are too many wild bunnies around, and they seem to be able to get into any type of metal covering I construct. They eat my flowers, too.

Absolutely adorable, but big pests.

.. . . . Wonder if Manna's in-laws could keep them away?. . . . .. . .

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

Cleaning the carpet. The oldest caught a stomach bug a few days ago and there

was spillage. Why can't an 18 year old, who is not drunk, make it 20 feet to the bathroom? On a happy note, it forced him to do a bit, only a bit, of cleaning of his room.

Next time he's sick, it's off to Manna's in- laws!

Jestgar Rising Star

Next time he's sick, it's off to Manna's in- laws!

It sounds like these people are gonna come in handy. D'ya think I can get them to carry my chickens in to the coop for me? I haven't figured out the logistics of that part.

elye Community Regular

It sounds like these people are gonna come in handy. D'ya think I can get them to carry my chickens in to the coop for me? I haven't figured out the logistics of that part.

Try and get them to sleep out there, too. Perhaps somewhat more appealing than a bathtub.. . . . ..

Jestgar Rising Star

sigh

I need to go to the pet food store to get more food for Bo, but to do that I need to unload the bricks from my truck, but to do that I need to shovel the rest of the sand out of my wheel barrow.

I had a brief (15 min) nap and a cup of coffee. Now I just need motivation.

Jestgar Rising Star

The only thing slightly less pleasant than a bruised hip, is lying on that hip under a chicken coop while positioning 10 pound concrete blocks. Add to that 'while lying in nettles' and it pretty much adds up to something I don't care to do again. :blink:

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Cleaning the carpet. The oldest caught a stomach bug a few days ago and there

was spillage. Why can't an 18 year old, who is not drunk, make it 20 feet to the bathroom? On a happy note, it forced him to do a bit, only a bit, of cleaning of his room.

Next time he's sick, it's off to Manna's in- laws!

Just send him to them AFTER they visit me please! The last thing I need is to be sick while moving or to have sick (and therefore twice as grumpy) IL's helping me move! Although, good luck trying to get them to take him in. We visited once while we were still dating and I came down with a bad cold---MIL caught it after we left and she told her son (My hubby now) that he better NEVER bring me there again... if I'm sick....

Yeah, she paused like she meant to say never bring me there again and then added the sick part. She said that's the sickest she's ever been. :rolleyes:

On the subject of not making it to the toilet despite being sober I have been there many a time I'm afraid. When my body decides to ahem :unsure: "toss cookies" I just toss them violently no mater where I am. I don't always make it to the toilet or trash. :blink: I hafta keep a bucket next to me when I'm really sick. Hope your son feels better soon!

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

It sounds like these people are gonna come in handy. D'ya think I can get them to carry my chickens in to the coop for me? I haven't figured out the logistics of that part.

I'd pay money to see that. You let me know when you figure it out. :lol:

sb2178 Enthusiast

That sounds great. I canna grow carrots here 'cause there are too many wild bunnies around, and they seem to be able to get into any type of metal covering I construct. They eat my flowers, too.

Absolutely adorable, but big pests.

.. . . . Wonder if Manna's in-laws could keep them away?. . . . .. . .

:lol:

And then can I have them to chase the cats and groundhogs out of the garden? Pretty please?

Darn210 Enthusiast

How are they with chipmunks?

elye Community Regular

HEY!! :unsure: ....And how would they happen to be with.. . . . . ........yetis??

Is the reason we have NOT seen our beloved yeti for two thousand pages connected to these people somehow?. .. . . . ...

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