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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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The bloody stool thing happens to me when I get a large amount of gluten cc

For me it's sugar, especially fruit.....of any amount

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GlutenFreeManna Rising Star
GlutenFreeManna
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I'm glad your baby is home LoLo. :wub: Mom's are always the best medicine. :)

Our 20% chance of rain has been continuous since 6:30 this morning. I haven't gone outside except to feed the feathered friends. I may have to do the pen tomorrow after work. :angry:

I have, however, waxed my eyebrows and given myself a mud mask. :P In an hour or so I'll be heading out to pick up Hop-a-along, the half heifer.

I shall be coming to live with you very soon I think. Not only do you have cuddly entertaining chickens but you give spa treatments and have a freezer full of grassfed beef! I do my own dishes and don't take up much space, I promise. And maybe my inlaws won't find me at your place. :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I shall be coming to live with you very soon I think. Not only do you have cuddly entertaining chickens but you give spa treatments and have a freezer full of grassfed beef! I do my own dishes and don't take up much space, I promise. And maybe my inlaws won't find me at your place. :lol:

They would need a boat to get there! Would be the perfect place to hide.

104 F! Feels like 113 at the 6:00 news. You could come here. Give them the address, directions & a map. Then send them the weather report. They won't come here either.

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star
GlutenFreeManna
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They would need a boat to get there! Would be the perfect place to hide.

104 F! Feels like 113 at the 6:00 news. You could come here. Give them the address, directions & a map. Then send them the weather report. They won't come here either.

I think they would come there Carangee....They came here when it was 102 and felt 120....So they seem to like the heat very much. An island might just be the perfect place to hide except FIL has a boat. I wouldn't put it past them to decide to sail up the coast and "bring me some things I needed". :blink::lol::ph34r:

as long as I can hid ein the chicken coop for a few nights I'll be okay thoguh! the chickies look nice and cudly! Do you think they snore?

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

I see you, Patti. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Howdy Sills! :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Howdy Sills! :)

Its the Elusive Patti!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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They would need a boat to get there! Would be the perfect place to hide.

104 F! Feels like 113 at the 6:00 news. You could come here. Give them the address, directions & a map. Then send them the weather report. They won't come here either.

Better yet, both of you come here, but still give the IL's Karen's address - and no weather report.

And bring Patti with you. :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

PATTEIGH!!!!

PATTI-KINS!!!!

PATTI-CAKE!!!!!

:wub: :wub: :wub:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Better yet, both of you come here, but still give the IL's Karen's address - and no weather report.

And bring Patti with you. :)

Can you image? They show up at the door. M answers. They insist they must stay here. M sets them up a tent in the backyard. Put a fire in the fire ring so they can cook. Brings them out a pot with water & ramen noodles. He had to cook them all week at day camp.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Brings them out a pot with water & ramen noodles. He had to cook them all week at day camp.

He's got the technique down then. Everyone should be fine with this idea.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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He's got the technique down then. Everyone should be fine with this idea.

I think he has a couple of dehydrated backpack dinners he could throw in.

Hub's dad called yesterday. No one has spoken to him since January. Hub sends emails and he usually doesn't get a response. If he get one it's sort of " looks like your busy. Here's the wonderful vacation we just went on". When I answered, I almost said, " I thought you had died.". Or " I thought your wife killed you.". :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey Etta / Laura

Did you notice someone asking about toaster bags? :D

Could take you awhile to catch up. Just hop right in.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
Posted

I'm too busy snickering... okay, Bwhahaha, laughing my guts out. I need this.. Karen..... Feels good to laugh. :lol: Sorry, Karen I didn't recognize you all dressed up.

I have to say, I live a boring life when I read back through here... but someone has to be the contrast, right?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'm too busy snickering... okay, Bwhahaha, laughing my guts out. I need this.. okay and who snitched about the toaster problem??? Karen..... Feels good to laugh. :lol:

Said nothing about anyone's Toaster issues. Just thought you might have something to share about toaster bags? I myself always burn my fingers on the things.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Howdy Sills! :)

PADTEA!!

biggrin.gifwub.gif

Good to see yer here!!

Bit of a poop in meself..... it's a day late (apologies!)

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!

and gno return wink.gif

Soo, some of yooz guys are having a heat wave??

Typical no show summer here in blighty - 9am, pouring wiv rain, 64F rolleyes.gif (Probably fairly similar to Jess' wevah?)

Any heat wavers wanna swap for a week??

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

. I use phanny paks when I don't need a pocketbook.

Hi Loey! *waves*

Cracking up at 'phanny paks'

*snooort*

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Have I told you 'fanny' means a totally different (unmentionable) body part in the UK? ohmy.giflaugh.gif

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Have I told you 'fanny' means a totally different (unmentionable) body part in the UK? ohmy.giflaugh.gif

What could possibly be unmentionable here?

I can't fathom 'fanny' as being anything but your tushie.....it just wouldn't be right :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Paaaaaatteigh!! :wub: Welcome back here!! really great to read you.. . . ... ♥

Hey, Gnick! Love yer av.. . . ....you look so healthy, svelte, sweaty, shiny . .. .... :D

Have I told you 'fanny' means a totally different (unmentionable) body part in the UK? ohmy.gif:lol:

This is phunny, for Jack JUST informed the family of this last night at the dinner table. I am convinced that he will live in the UK as soon as he is old enough to move away from here (Oxford at seventeen, perhaps? Hmmph.....don't think so, somehow), as he loves everything and anything British society, and pays great attention to the economy, the sporting life and the social quirks happening across the pond. He tells me that we Canucks are better at heating a house and making beer, but boy, the Brits have a MUCH better way with words. AND they do marching parades like no one else. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I can't fathom 'fanny' as being anything but your tushie.....it just wouldn't be right :huh:

Think lady parts wink.gif

He tells me that we Canucks are better at heating a house and making beer, but boy, the Brits have a MUCH better way with words. AND they do marching parades like no one else. :lol:

Summed up nicely by' the ripper!' tongue.gif

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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:lol: :lol: Yep, Hoppy is wrapped in freezer paper.

Here's where s/he passed an idyllic youth: Open Original Shared Link

We went to dinner for our anniversary on Saturday night at this place, Oba. Huge gluten-free menu, you must all come over and we'll all go together! Anyway, the service there is EXCEPTIONAL!! And when Jesse inquired about the Kobe beef entree, our waitress told us all about the cow... Which farm, how it's raised, what it's fed, how old they are, how they're treated, etc... basically everything but a picture of what that particular cow looked like! :P

I think you win the family drama award. My IL's are a dream compared to your dad and his floosie! Sorry :(

It's funny that as the days go on, I'm remembering so many more details. I'll add to that first night...

Crazy apparently asked my aunt if she could kiss her on the lips and then did-all sloppy and gross. Then she walked past my uncle (my dad's bro) and not just grazed his crotch, but actually grabbed him and hung on :blink: ! THEN, about an hour later, my OTHER aunt was sitting in a camp chair in our circle of conversation and she walked right up to her and started giving her a lap dance-facing away, arse in her face. I had to walk away at that point. not 15 min later, my dad had come to sit down. She straddled him and started giving him a lap dance. I walked up just in time to see her start shaking her boobs and leaning back, trying to be all sexy-like and she fell right off his lap, flat on her back :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Howdy Sills! :)

I just got all emotional-like, seeing you here :wub::wub::wub:

I can't fathom 'fanny' as being anything but your tushie.....it just wouldn't be right :huh:

Me either... Lady parts?!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I can't fathom 'fanny' as being anything but your tushie.....it just wouldn't be right :huh:

You do have to mind your mouth in furrin countries. In ours it is perfectly all right to keep your pecker up, but you do NOT root for the team if yer a lady :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

You do have to mind your mouth in furrin countries. In ours it is perfectly all right to keep your pecker up, but you do NOT root for the team if yer a lady :blink:

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure::blink: :blink:

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

.. .I remember the kerfuffle that went on during a number of the Olympics in the past couple of decades -- Roots being the big company that sponsored many of the teams, and whose brand name was splashed everywhere.. . ..I think it was in Sydney where there was quite a bit of sniggering......

:rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Phorgot to say -- Rahshyellle, I THOUGHT MY MIL was nutty! :blink:

Well, at least mine does not climb onto men's (or women's) laps and gyrate. . . . . now THAT would be something, honestly, I would pay a great deal of money to see. . .. .... .

:lol::lol:

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