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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Jyesssss is gettin' mitred! B):P

This sounds excellent, Jyesss....a piratey bloke who cooks and fixes houses..... .. . ....way to go! ;)

Well.....let's look at the bright side.

:huh:

:huh:

.... . . .....Bright side??.. .. .....There is a BRIGHT SIDE? ... . ..Gahhhhh... . . . ..

Ummmm.......isn't there somebody who should be warned, though? :unsure: Do you have, like, a National Guard or sumphin' up there in Canada?.....the highway patrol?.......Homeland security?........Royal Mounties?........

The local body shops will be pleased to hear the news of her relocation... .. . . ....

OMG, no, she is NOT moving in here! A condo of some sort, nearby.. .. . ......Gahhhhhhhhhh again.. .. . .....

:rolleyes:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OMG, no, she is NOT moving in here! A condo of some sort, nearby.. .. . ......Gahhhhhhhhhh again.. .. . .....

:rolleyes:

Just get her one with a lock on the outside.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

One of my nieces hooked up with a retired guy with a boat for a couple of years. Sailed the southern seas, she ran her business from the boat. Every now and then they moored at an island with an airport and she would fly off on a sales trip for a week or two. Eventually she felt too confined (Jane's an action kind of gal) and decided she was reading too many books - heck, there wasn't even a miter saw on the boat :o

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

We need a name for Jess's new friend.

Pirate?

Sailor?

Skipper?

Gilligan?

The Professor?

Mary Ann?(getting a bit off track there)

Black Beard (BB)?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

'twould be a difficult life. Not sure I could slow down that much.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

The Pirate?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Peg-Leg Pete?

Just get her one with a lock on the outside.

:lol::lol:

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Well.....let's look at the bright side.Psillyville has been a little tumbleweedy, lately. I'm sure her move will provide lots of interesting stories. You might even want to start a book, Em.Ummmm.......isn't there somebody who should be warned, though? :unsure: Do you have, like, a National Guard or sumphin' up there in Canada?.....the highway patrol?.......Homeland security?........Royal Mounties?........

The Ottawa Police will be getting a new chief soon. It's political. Perhaps the new chief will need a special briefing. (The current chief has been appointed to a seat in the Senate of Canada.)

Peg-Leg Pete?:lol::lol:

My legs are all genuine, even if the middle one doesn't work as well as it once did. :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

My legs are all genuine, even if the middle one doesn't work as well as it once did. :ph34r:

'twould be awkward to have that one replaced with a wooden replica... :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

'twould be awkward to have that one replaced with a wooden replica... :unsure:

But there would be plenty of wood. :o

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

We need a name for Jess's new friend.

Pirate?

Sailor?

Skipper?

Gilligan?

The Professor?

Mary Ann?(getting a bit off track there)

Black Beard (BB)?

How about #2 ? Its' short and concise and to the point. Unless of course there was a 1 and a 1/2 we don't know about. Or a .5 before #1. Hmmm, getting into fractions and decimal points, scary stuff! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

'twould be awkward to have that one replaced with a wooden replica... :unsure:

Hey! Get me on this. I've done the very life-like earrings.. . . .... .. I'd be assuming that this replica would need to be somewhat.......larger.. . .. .... . ...Gawd, I HOPE so.... .. .....

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Hey! Get me on this. I've done the very life-like earrings.. . . .... .. I'd be assuming that this replica would need to be somewhat.......larger.. . .. .... . ...Gawd, I HOPE so.... .. .....

:lol:

I like the idea of a pair. I'm always misplacing things and an extra is good to have around.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I like the idea of a pair. I'm always misplacing things and an extra is good to have around.

YES! A spare.. . . ......'tis quite prudent.

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

My legs are all genuine, even if the middle one doesn't work as well as it once did. :ph34r:

:o

Did I really want to know this about POeter? I guess it's only fair if you consider what he has probably read about us :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

'twould be awkward to have that one replaced with a wooden replica... :unsure:

Oh but they're using titanium for prosthetics now! Much more durable :P

Wow......POeter could be a new version of the Bionic Man!

Hah! When I saw that DC had posted I was sure he was here to contribute to POeter's dilemma. He must get e-mail alerts when the testosterone level (albeit minimal, and I'm only saying that because Peter started it) in Psillyville rises *snicker*

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Oh but they're using titanium for prosthetics now! Much more durable :P

Wow......POeter could be a new version of the Bionic Man!

Hah! When I saw that DC had posted I was sure he was here to contribute to POeter's dilemma. He must get e-mail alerts when the testosterone level (albeit minimal, and I'm only saying that because Peter started it) in Psillyville rises *snicker*

Would a titanium one still 'rise'??

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Titanium ( /taɪˈteɪniəm/ ty-tay-nee-əm) is a chemical element with the symbol Ti and atomic number 22. It has a low density and is a strong, lustrous, corrosion-resistant (including sea water, aqua regia and chlorine) transition metal with a silver color.

Sounds like a good choice!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Would a titanium one still 'rise'??

We could get Kerreign's son to work on that!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Titanium ( /taɪˈteɪniəm/ ty-tay-nee-əm) is a chemical element with the symbol Ti and atomic number 22. It has a low density and is a strong, lustrous, corrosion-resistant (including sea water, aqua regia and chlorine) transition metal with a silver color.

Sounds like a good choice!

At least there would be no risk of splinters :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

We could get Kerreign's son to work on that!

You ask them.....I don't think I can. :blink:

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

Oh but they're using titanium for prosthetics now! Much more durable :P

Wow......POeter could be a new version of the Bionic Man!

Hah! When I saw that DC had posted I was sure he was here to contribute to POeter's dilemma. He must get e-mail alerts when the testosterone level (albeit minimal, and I'm only saying that because Peter started it) in Psillyville rises *snicker*

Hmmm, well, no I didn't want to"contribute" to the Peopter's dilemma. Not sure how I would actually, or would want to. I certainly haven't beeng getting notifications on the daily status though, again not sure I would want to. :blink::ph34r:

Unless you meant "contribute" in the sense of helping? :rolleyes: Oh well then... :unsure:

Lets see, Crayon has some handy robot building chilruns around. They could prolly whip up sumthin. Prolly get an "A" in the competition too. Yeah, that's it, Crayon can help! :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Well, we did get a rise from DC :lol: Monitoring system intact :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Did I really want to know this about POeter?

Hell, we've gotten descriptions and photographs of his balls.... .. . ..

Titanium ( /taɪˈteɪniəm/ ty-tay-nee-əm) is a chemical element with the symbol Ti and atomic number 22. It has a low density and is a strong, lustrous, corrosion-resistant (including sea water, aqua regia and chlorine) transition metal with a silver color.

Sounds like a good choice!

Hmmmm. .. ..then there's fibreglass......

Fiberglass (also called glass-reinforced plastic, GRPOpen Original Shared Link, glass-fiber reinforced plastic, or GFRPOpen Original Shared Link), is a Open Original Shared Link made of a Open Original Shared Link matrix reinforced by fine Open Original Shared Link

Fiberglass is a lightweight, extremely strong, and robust material. Although strength properties are somewhat lower than Open Original Shared Link and it is less stiff, the material is typically far less brittle, and the raw materials are much less expensive. Its bulk strength and weight properties are also very favorable when compared to metals, and it can be easily formed using molding processes.

Common uses of fiber glass include boats, automobiles, baths, hot tubs, water tanks, roofing, pipes, cladding and external door skins. A less common application would be in the production of prosthetic penii.

Could be a winner, here.......strong, robust.....less stiff but less brittle........cheaper... . . .lightweight.....can be easily formed using a molding process..... .. ....

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

My oldest was giving lessons on hydraulics to a robotics team. Maybe titanium with a hydraulic ( compressed air) lift? If he needs a project for his mechanical engineering class, I'll have him consult with everyone here. ;)

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