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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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IrishHeart Veteran

You could go back and read all 3000+ pages. After you did that you would be Psilly and cross-eyed!

:lol: actually, when I first came on here, I read some of the beginning, some of the middle and... gave up. That's a lot of chatter!!! :lol:


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kareng Grand Master

:lol:

That's a lot of chatter!!! :lol:

Exactly why you will be a good Psilly! :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

:lol:

Exactly why you will be a good Psilly! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:huh: whatchoo talkin 'bout?

Jestgar Rising Star

:huh: whatchoo talkin 'bout?

Is there supposed to be a theme?

The Pirate burned "a little" scrap wood in an old barebecue last night. Now it looks like an incendiary bomb hit my back yard. :blink:

mushroom Proficient

...And unfortunately I'd have to question the ready availability of size 11 stilettos....

:rolleyes:

Hunny!, where you bin??? There's whole stores that specialize in those kinds of things, dahlin!! Even the store in SF where I used to buy my boats had a sub-specialty... I would always be sitttin' next to some fella??? trying on strappy stilettos

mushroom Proficient

Is there supposed to be a theme?

The Pirate burned "a little" scrap wood in an old barebecue last night. Now it looks like an incendiary bomb hit my back yard. :blink:

Was there at least a morsel of food retrieved from the conflagration? Or was it a bonfire with s'mors?

IrishHeart Veteran

... I would always be sitttin' next to some fella??? trying on strappy stilettos

that was probably Carlotta....


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kareng Grand Master

So I saw this list of things you should and shouldn't talk about. These are the things not to talk about. I'm afraid we have been conducting this whole forum wrong! On the positive side, it appears topics like booze, sex, pirates, sex with pirates, yetis, pets, men in high heels, and in-laws are perfectly acceptable topics.

Don’t suck the fun and positive energy of conversations. Think before you talk when the subjects below are on your mind.

- Illness. -

No-one wants to hear too much about illness and bad health. It’s a downer. And people in general don’t want to reflect too much on things like: “Hmm, I wonder when I’ll get sick and how that will be”. It can put anyone in a sad and negative emotional state.

- Your crappy boss, job etc.

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-Hard to relate to hobbies and similar subjects.

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- Serial killers and other creepy subjects. -

An obvious one. Just like talking about illness talking about Jeffrey Dahmer, stalkers and similar subjects can make people really uncomfortable.

Edited to add: these are not the C.com rules! These are rules for conversation from some article I saw on the Internet.

IrishHeart Veteran

dang, there goes my next new thread :lol:

(okay, note to self: ditch telling them about my recent tragic shoulder injury while learning to zip line across the back acreage so I could spy on my weird neighbor whose family members have disappeared, one by one)

elye Community Regular

- Illness. -

No-one wants to hear too much about illness and bad health. It's a downer. And people in general don't want to reflect too much on things like: "Hmm, I wonder when I'll get sick and how that will be". It can put anyone in a sad and negative emotional state.

Now, I'm simply too lazy to find the forum codes of conduct and read them (amazing, really, with my history on this thread that I remain on here as a member <_<:rolleyes:), so I'll ask: is this really written in the rules? "No one wants to hear too much about illness and bad health"?? It "puts people in a sad and negative emotional state"??

:huh:

:huh:

It's a CELIAC DISEASE FORUM.

Actually, it's kind of funny.

(okay, note to self: ditch telling them about my recent tragic shoulder injury while learning to zip line across the back acreage so I could spy on my weird neighbor whose family members have disappeared, one by one)

.....And in size eleven stilettos.... . . ..

IrishHeart Veteran

Now, I'm simply too lazy to find the forum codes of conduct and read them (amazing, really, with my history on this thread that I remain on here as a member <_<:rolleyes:), so I'll ask: is this really written in the rules? "

Hon, I think she saw it somewhere else. (Not seriously about c.com.) heck, if the members here could NEVER talk about their rotten health, some people would have NOTHING to talk about.

IrishHeart Veteran

.....And in size eleven stilettos.... . . ..

I wear size 8 :lol: )oh you mean my neighbor? he's always barefoot)

.... but it really was foolish of me to wear them-- and the fishnets ---while zip-lining.

But they did help break my fall.

mushroom Proficient

Excusez moi, but what the heck is ziplining? I'm from hicksville, remember??

kareng Grand Master

Now, I'm simply too lazy to find the forum codes of conduct and read them (amazing, really, with my history on this thread that I remain on here as a member <_<:rolleyes:), so I'll ask: is this really written in the rules? "No one wants to hear too much about illness and bad health"?? It "puts people in a sad and negative emotional state"??

:huh:

:huh:

It's a CELIAC DISEASE FORUM.

Actually, it's kind of funny.

.....And in size eleven stilettos.... . . ..

It was from some article about the does and don'ts of conversation.

IrishHeart Veteran

Excusez moi, but what the heck is ziplining? I'm from hicksville, remember??

mushroom Proficient

Jah, maybe ziplining in stilettos not such a good ideah. :unsure:

IrishHeart Veteran

Jah, maybe ziplining in stilettos not such a good ideah. :unsure:

I learn so darn much from my misadventures.

Lisa Mentor

- Your crappy boss, job etc.

In that case, Jess should get a warning. :blink:B):lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

Jah, maybe ziplining in stilettos not such a good ideah. :unsure:

shroom, this sounds almost like my Armenian Gramma's accent.... :)

as in:

How you feeling, Grams?

"vell, jah, okay, I guess, but I feel a little veak, deah..."

mushroom Proficient

shroom, this sounds almost like my Armenian Gramma's accent.... :)

as in:

How you feeling, Grams?

"vell, jah, okay, I guess, but I feel a little veak, deah..."

Told you, they always ask "Where you from?" I am vommin of velly menny langvidges.

IrishHeart Veteran

Told you, they always ask "Where you from?" I am vommin of velly menny langvidges.

jes, it's der sama ting right heah, deah. alvays, dey vonder --und dey ask "where you from lady?" :blink:

:lol:

(they may not know, shroom, but now, we have crossed threads--similar to crossing the streams in ghostbusters?) :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Vay! Yes ch'gitaem inchi maseen dux ex xosum. Hayarenem ayt dzevi accentom chen xosum.

Bah. Grouchy today. Working on the house, painting 'n' stuff. Took a break from scraping up on the roof to powerwash one of the yuckier walls. Lots of scary looking spots. The Pirate came out and started poking his knife into the boards - some of them just kind of dissolved under his fingers. :ph34r: :ph34r:

On the up side, guess I'll get to learn how to re-side a house. :huh::angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
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IrishHeart Veteran

Holy crap! I love that hat! Can you make one for me?

mushroom Proficient

Sorry, it's a hijab or nothing for you, young lady.

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