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..so , ....does this mean (according to Gail) Chuck can 'come out' today (if he wants to) ???? :huh:

EDIT: Re-read post and why YES he can!!!!!! :lol: (dunno...think Richard will be pretty upset about this !)

N.B. Well done to Gail for being nonplussed ;)


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I say we burn the box during the parade and add the masses to our minions! BUUUUHAAHAAAHAAA! :o

Whoa, this is our Grand Leader speaking, fellow subjects.... :o

Chuck coming out...could add a whole new dimension to our Parade.. :rolleyes:


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diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

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11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

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Whoa, this is our Grand Leader speaking, fellow subjects.... :o

Chuck coming out...could add a whole new dimension to our Parade.. :rolleyes:

Yes, he trumps Bev. ;) And yes, new dye-mension to our parade.

Yes, Nikki, Chuck CAN come out today, and I think it's about time. :lol:

So take THAT Richard. ;)


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Chuck coming out...could add a whole new dimension to our Parade.. :rolleyes:

Rainbow colored Care Bears and Chuck Norris coming out . . . the parade has turned a corner here.

Has anybody checked into getting a permit? I'm pretty sure we're gonna need a permit.

By the way, both excellent and excessive silliness.

I predict a short reign for the benevolent Queen Bev I.


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Has anybody checked into getting a permit? I'm pretty sure we're gonna need a permit.

I already checked. Permit is only needed if we do use actual machine guns. However, since we have Charlton Heston, they said it was okay.

short reign. :lol: indeed. we've gone nuts. Fourteen pages in - two days? turning into Rachelville! :blink:


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I already checked. Permit is only needed if we do use actual machine guns. However, since we have Charlton Heston, they said it was okay.

I didn't think a permit was needed for obtaining machine guns in the U.S. You just need your Visa and a sane look on your face, dontcha? :o;):lol:


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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I didn't think a permit was needed for obtaining machine guns in the U.S. You just need your Visa and a sane look on your face, dontcha? :o;):lol:

TOU-CHAY!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

actually, you don't even need the sane look.

:wacko: <----- US gun buyer


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Oh my gawwd, I am soo behind! Now we're having a rainbow parade and Chuck Norris is gay- rock on! We definitely need Rainbow Brite danglies for the float. For those of you who don't know Rainbow Brite, check this out- http://www.rainbowbrite.net/

One time, I saw on Walker Texas Ranger, he walked over an underground prison cell, and stopped... he suddenly KNEW there was someone buried under there. :o Forever after, he was known in my house as Walker Psychic Texas Ranger.

Oh, and Light, I loooooove Avatar! But don't be Fire Nation! They're the bad guys!

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

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Oh my gawwd, I am soo behind! Now we're having a rainbow parade and Chuck Norris is gay- rock on! We definitely need Rainbow Brite danglies for the float. For those of you who don't know Rainbow Brite, check this out- http://www.rainbowbrite.net/

One time, I saw on Walker Texas Ranger, he walked over an underground prison cell, and stopped... he suddenly KNEW there was someone buried under there. :o Forever after, he was known in my house as Walker Psychic Texas Ranger.

Oh, and Light, I loooooove Avatar! But don't be Fire Nation! They're the bad guys!

-Sarah

And some of Rainbow Brite's Sprites to throw stardust into the crowd too!


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OmG- I'm gonna die :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Patti said "I love me some Chuck Norris" :wub: I think Patti know what Chuck Norris would NOT do for love....c'mon Patti...fess up!

Chuck's new theme song?

Stupid video, Hilarious Song

Only a woman

Can brighten up my day

Only a woman

Can touch me the right way

Only a woman

Is allowed to do what you're doing right now

All I ask is that you're a woman

And on saturdays when I've been partying hard

And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E

that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

Right now

Only a woman

Can brighten up my day

Only a woman

Can do it just the right way

Only a woman

Should be doing that right now

I just want you to be a woman

Please just be a woman

Or a man...

I like rain, I like ham I like you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.

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:o Where did Michael Jackson come from? But yes, chicken suit and dunk machine is perfect.

:lol:

Susie is a little concerned about theseviolent propensities and the fondness for, er, shooting things. Light, would you share with us where from whence this urge cometh?

Ah, well, I have to say, it is very satisfying after a day of frustrating algebra to shoot things with my marshmellow shooter. And It IS a marshmellow shooter. And yes, i have shot people with marshmellows and found that very satisfying. But they were BOTHERING me.... And it keep my DLB (Dear Little Brother) far away, just where I want him. And I hate Carebears. And Micheal Jackson. And most everything else I want to shoot, except for my friends and my DLB. And we SHOULD have Micheal Jackoson in a chicken suit on the dunking platform. It would be SO satisfying...


I live behind an eternal mask

Glued there, to my face,

All it shows is happiness,

All it shows is fake.

-Light

Please leave your sanity in the sanity box by the door. There is no sanity allowed in this room...

THE CAREBEARS WILL JOIN WITH THE BOOHBAHS AND TELETUBBIES AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MACHINE GUNS AND BRAINWASHED CHILDREN!!!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!

If you believe that the media is trying to brainwash our children with pointless television copy and paste this into your siggy with your name attatched. : Daughter_of_TheLight

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Oh, and Light, I loooooove Avatar! But don't be Fire Nation! They're the bad guys!

-Sarah

I just said I was a firebender! Not Fire Nation. :) Long story. I turned on the fire nation and hid out in the Earth Kingdom. And now I'm on the run, infiltrating Fire Nation schools, turning the children to our cause! I just like Firebending.^^ And Zuko Rox. He's having second thoughts. And Iroh's voice actor died! :'((


I live behind an eternal mask

Glued there, to my face,

All it shows is happiness,

All it shows is fake.

-Light

Please leave your sanity in the sanity box by the door. There is no sanity allowed in this room...

THE CAREBEARS WILL JOIN WITH THE BOOHBAHS AND TELETUBBIES AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MACHINE GUNS AND BRAINWASHED CHILDREN!!!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!

If you believe that the media is trying to brainwash our children with pointless television copy and paste this into your siggy with your name attatched. : Daughter_of_TheLight

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I just said I was a firebender! Not Fire Nation. :) Long story. I turned on the fire nation and hid out in the Earth Kingdom. And now I'm on the run, infiltrating Fire Nation schools, turning the children to our cause! I just like Firebending.^^

Well, now that's all right! :D I want to be an Water Bender, myself!

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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Sounds reasonable - you're partially gluten intolerant and you'll be partially playing the flute.

That's what I thought!

Like me....I am partially participating in this thread and partially working :)

We won't tell!

Can anything really be considered Absurd here? :huh:

Now THAt is the ultimate absurdity... :lol:

I'm glad you started partially working again, too!

I don't go to school!!!! I'm... *legasp* Homeschooled! I am not by any means seperated from society. I have speech club on Monday, Youth Group on Wednesday, Enrichment on Friday, and Church on Sunday! And I'm on the fone/im CONSTANTLY. So Charlton Heston and Chuck Norris are movie stars? (At least, thats what I gather...)

I home schooled for ten years ... somehow I knew you were homeschooled ... did you just put off that aura or had you mentioned it before? I had to quit homeschooling when my health declined ... I miss it, and you're right there was WAY too much socialization!!! :lol: We had literally something going on every day with other homeschool families. We've since moved and the kids have been in school for, well, this is their fourth year, and they still keep in touch with all their old home school families.

Is there a full moon? :unsure:

we are far MORE MAD than usual...................... moo hooo haaa haaa haaaa haaaa!!!

Yeah, what's with this? I have been doing nothing but hanging out online and there are barely more than a few posts per day ... then, during a herx, I have a busy day (no problem now that I've discovered Vicodin takes away the pain, which takes away the fatigue!!!), and you all post 5 pages!!!

Okay so I had lunch w/ Gail today (you'll remember from "stay alive, I will find you" fame), and I started, uh, trying to tell her about you nutballs.
I'd be careful about telling people about us ... you don't want to end up committed ....

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Well, now that's all right! :D I want to be an Water Bender, myself!

-Sarah

I'd rather be a firebender. or an earthbender. And this shows I have no life. I have a character for Avatar and plot bunnies!!! I live for saturday nights. (I watch it on saturdays because I have no cable!) AHH!! WE SHOULD HAVE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!


I live behind an eternal mask

Glued there, to my face,

All it shows is happiness,

All it shows is fake.

-Light

Please leave your sanity in the sanity box by the door. There is no sanity allowed in this room...

THE CAREBEARS WILL JOIN WITH THE BOOHBAHS AND TELETUBBIES AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MACHINE GUNS AND BRAINWASHED CHILDREN!!!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!

If you believe that the media is trying to brainwash our children with pointless television copy and paste this into your siggy with your name attatched. : Daughter_of_TheLight

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I just said I was a firebender! Not Fire Nation. :) Long story. I turned on the fire nation and hid out in the Earth Kingdom. And now I'm on the run, infiltrating Fire Nation schools, turning the children to our cause! I just like Firebending.^^ And Zuko Rox. He's having second thoughts. And Iroh's voice actor died! :'((

:huh: :huh: :huh:

help, please?


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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I live behind an eternal mask

Glued there, to my face,

All it shows is happiness,

All it shows is fake.

-Light

Please leave your sanity in the sanity box by the door. There is no sanity allowed in this room...

THE CAREBEARS WILL JOIN WITH THE BOOHBAHS AND TELETUBBIES AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MACHINE GUNS AND BRAINWASHED CHILDREN!!!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!

If you believe that the media is trying to brainwash our children with pointless television copy and paste this into your siggy with your name attatched. : Daughter_of_TheLight

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I haven't been here long, but I don't think anything can be off-topic in this thread!

Let me tell you, I am NOT one of those odd adults that watches cartoons everyday, but Avatar, animated or not, is one of the coolest series to come out in a while. It's all about balance, balance in everything.

M. Night Shyamalan has signed on to do a live-action feature trilogy based on this show. And I guarantee you, it's going to be huge.

-Sarah


-Sarah

--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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I haven't been here long, but I don't think anything can be off-topic in this thread!

oh so true :lol:

Let me tell you, I am NOT one of those odd adults that watches cartoons everyday, but Avatar, animated or not, is one of the coolest series to come out in a while. It's all about balance, balance in everything.

got it.

But, you lost me at animation. :ph34r:

a confession, and this could make me wildly unpopular:

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate animation, cartoons, make-believe, fantasy, oh, and MUSICALS. Did I tell you guys, musicals is another thing they make you watch in hell...........................oh and I hate movies that are too confusing and ambiguous to follow - - there was one - I"ll think of it - - I thought I might die - went from backwards to forwards......oh yeah - Memento. Utter hell. :blink:

Give me a good solid movie, with talking, plot that makes sense, something that can be grasped. I'm kinda stupid, actually, and don't track well. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or give me a stupid TV show like Grey's Anatomy, which I"m now about to go watch.

:lol:

and nighty'night!


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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I'd be careful about telling people about us ... you don't want to end up committed ....

yeah, I've noticed . . . when I try to tell anyone about this thread, I get that "uh huh, sure sounds funny" with a look that says something else . . . like . . .wow, she really needs to get out more . . . or . . . how do I get away without agitating her?

-_- Remember what this emoticon is for? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Let me tell you, I am NOT one of those odd adults . . .

WHAT!!???!! Then why are you posting on this thread!!! :lol::lol: This is only for ODD adults (and, for you DoTL, up and coming ODD adults). :lol:

OK, so now that I've done this twice, I have to ask . . . Daughter of The Light, how would you prefer to be addressed? I took Tom's cue and used DoTL. I've also seen Daughter and Light. That's as far as my memory goes - don't know if anyone has used anything else. What's your preference because there ain't no way I'm typing the whole thing all the time?


Janet

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Or give me a stupid TV show like Grey's Anatomy, which I"m now about to go watch.

:lol:

and nighty'night!

Susie, already seen it!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Let me tell you what happens . . .


Janet

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And on saturdays when I've been partying hard

And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E

that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

OMG !! EXCELLENT !!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required - Sir Winston Churchill

Nikki

Son diagnosed with Coeliac Disease Oct 2006 by biopsy (at age 13yrs)

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And she (nonplussed) just says, "What does it MEAN in that song, 'I Won't Do That,' what WON"T he do, anyway?"

Lyrics: Meatloaf - Anything for Love

And I would do anything for love,

I'd run right into hell and back,

I would do anything for love,

I'll never lie to you and thats a fact.

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now- Oh no - no way -

I would do anything for love,

But I wont do that, I wont do that

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

Maybe Im crazy, But it's crazy and it's true,

I know you can save me,

No one else can save me now but you. (Chuck Norris) :P

As long as the planets are turning,

As long as the stars are burning,

As long as your dreams are coming true -

You better believe it! -

I would do anything for love,

But I wont do that

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

I would do anything for love, Anything you've been dreaming of,

But I just wont do that...

Chuck Norris is NOT GAY!

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years. :ph34r:

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. B)

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." :o

Any more questions? ;)


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Diagnosed 3/8/05

Sister also Celiac

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