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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

wif who?

:ph34r: :ph34r:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jess! That is so impressive!!! B)

When's the interview?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Monday afternoon.

The first interview was by phone, so maybe that doesn't count as a first interview? :blink: :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Monday afternoon.

The first interview was by phone, so maybe that doesn't count as a first interview? :blink: :blink:

I think it does--especially nowadays.

Ooh--I'm so excited :D I just wish you all the luck in the world, me phriend--it looks like quite the place.

elye Community Regular
elye
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BRAIN SCIENCE?? Dear gawd, this institute likely has an entire file on Psillyville, right from the earliest pages.... .. . . .."subjects for study and debate". . . .....

:lol:

Best of luck, Jyess.....looks like a sophisticated, cutting -edge place. YOU SHOULD BE THERE!

And Paul Allen looks like such a calm, gentle man . .. . .a lovely, brainy guy for whom to work. . . . . . ..

I need another shower <_<

How do people LIVE here????? HIH did they live here before air conditioning???? :blink:

Swear to gawd--it's like an oven out there :o Literally.

Um. . . . . . . ...... . .all right, let's leave the big Psillyville Psummit meeting location open for further debate, shall we? :unsure:

:rolleyes:

Part of the reason I grieved so hard when he died was that I didn't want to give up the 'new' & improved Daddy I had. So I find myself (uncharitably) jealous of those of you who've been able to live your whole lives with such special parents.

And about three months before he did go, he looked at me one day, tears in his eyes, adn said: "I finally found my daughter." *gulp* and I replied: "I finally found my daddy." We had dropped our lifelong weapons of defense, and in his prolonged illness, he softened so.

Don't think it's ever gonna happen.....just wanted to commiserate with you two. I really understand what you're saying and I'm so sorry.

Again, I am poignantly reminded (and it is vital, for me, that this happens regularly), of how very lucky I am. Every night now I count my blessings. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Um. . . . . . . ...... . .all right, let's leave the big Psillyville Psummit meeting location open for further debate, shall we? :unsure:

:angry::P

Really, up until last week, it was really nice. I'll bet this place is really pleasant in the dead of winter :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:angry::P

Really, up until last week, it was really nice. I'll bet this place is really pleasant in the dead of winter :D

Gawd--did I really say "really" 3 times????? :lol:

:ph34r:

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Geoss! very exciting!!!!!!!!!

"what should exist?" I'll tell you what in hell should exist, and I think about it every morning of my life whilst in shower. <_<

I'd like a leg-shaving razor that is about three inches wide. I mean, WHY IN HELL hasn't anybody invented this???? I'm to shave how many square inches of skin with a thing invented to shave a man's FACE??? :angry:

Really. We need a very wide razor. Three inches. Maybe four. Imagine how few swipes one would have to take. Please speak to that smart Paul Allen about this during yer interview, will you J? :lol: *snort*

(and no, this is not my brilliant business plan - that one's called Hire a Hag :lol: )

Monday afternoon.

The first interview was by phone, so maybe that doesn't count as a first interview?

totally counts now, and you passed. :)

Um. . . . . . . ...... . .all right, let's leave the big Psillyville Psummit meeting location open for further debate, shall we? :unsure:

:lol: am in full agreement. WE couldn't go anywhere near TexAss until late fall, I'm thinking, or dead of winter.

Count yer blessings, Em. Your dad is amazing. :)

PadTea - I'd forgotten about your mum. I soooooooo hope you can find your peace with her.....though she sounds difficult, and SOOOOO completely unlike you....

am boycotting the HS graduation tonight (erased the ranting about it from earlier post). They actually didn't even get me a ticket, we are pretty sure, so I don't have to go, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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They actually didn't even get me a ticket, we are pretty sure, so I don't have to go, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Yep--you're officially off the hook!! :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Gawd--did I really say "really" 3 times????? :lol:

:ph34r:

Like, yeah!

Off to bed.

Didn't mean to make everyone sad!

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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This might sound a tad macabre, but I'm actually a bit jealous of you guys.

See, my dad was NOT an awesome guy. Not most of my life. He was angry, rather mean and abusive, and very difficult to live/work with. During the year he was sick, a great deal of that changed, and I got to have a year with my dad as my Daddy, as loving and kind and wonderful as I knew he always could be. I know exactly how evil his mother was (a woman with whom I will NOT associate), and how extroardinarily hard he worked to improve himself enough just to be the mean bastard I grew up with.

Part of the reason I grieved so hard when he died was that I didn't want to give up the 'new' & improved Daddy I had. So I find myself (uncharitably) jealous of those of you who've been able to live your whole lives with such special parents. I can only imagine how hard it must be to contemplate losing someone who's so deeply imbedded in everything in your life, who's so well loved. I sincerely hope he gets better.

And hey, so when did I become the traveling chef?!?!?! Who's gonna shell out for all that equipment, huh? Don't I get a vote in this?!?!?

I am really, truly sorry to hear this. I, too, can relate to all of the issues with parents you have all mentioned (I had many quotes, but messed up and lost them).

Bunnie, a big <<hug>>. I know you are/were a good daughter, because you are a good person.

Peter, big <<hug>> for you guys, too. It is so hard to watch a loved one's health fail. I cannot imagine what it would be like to with alzheimer's, or the pain of no longer being a part of that loved ones reality. It's as though a stranger has moved in to their body--you recognise the face, voice, but the person staring out at you is not the same.

Pat, big <<hug>> for you, too. I really identify most with what you said about your relationship with your mom. I soooooo get it :(

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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OMG--laughing my arse off at my own stupidity over here!!!!!!!

WIH did I just do?????

****fixed it****

maybe noone noticed?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Like, yeah!

Off to bed.

Didn't mean to make everyone sad!

Not sad, Bun. Just more aware of the complexities of our own relationships. Both the good and the bad.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OMG--laughing my arse off at my own stupidity over here!!!!!!!

WIH did I just do?????

****fixed it****

maybe noone noticed?

You appear to have flummoxed us all.

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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For the life of me I cannot fathom why otherwise intelligent people would put pineapple on a pizza, along with ham, and actually eat the thing.

Peter, I am all for bacon, black olives, etc,

but pineapple, ham, mushroom (and onion) is too DIE FOR. A truly mouthgasmic food experience.

Afternoon!!!!!!

Pineapple, ham and mushroom on me pizza please!!!!!!!!

See? What she said :)

Nikki, everyone--I was sent a virus through my facebook friends PM account this morning, along with every other one of her friends. If you recieve an Inbox message that is titled something like "Pprivate Pplease. Vvideo of yyou Ppublished" do NOT open it. Repeat--DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!!!

Okeydokey....I know I live in Texas...and it's the south....and it's hot.....BUT pseriously Sillies--this is the hottest day I've ever felt in me life! I ran to the store (drove, really) ... planned to get there and back asap. Well, I got back here, and first couldn't get into the parking garage, and then my keypad wouldn't work on the building door.

I had to park the car, traipse around the freakin building to the front door, groceries in hand, praying it would open....and luckily one of the property managers was there showing an apartment er sumphin.

I need another shower

How do people LIVE here????? HIH did they live here before air conditioning????

I feel better now

Swear to gawd--it's like an oven out there Literally.

I am sso nnot jjealous.

i have a second interview

Woo-hoo! That is excellent news :D

Best of kluck to you ;)

Yes, use us as references. In fact, e-mail some anecdotes and a facebook link. Invite him to join yer mafia :lol:

No seriously, I wish you the best. I sincerely hope you get it, and that it is what you've been looking for :D

I think what I really want is a lobotomy.......

Yes, that ASS HAT from my former life. The most ruinous man alive. The man I will never forgive and loathe the thought of. HE pops up as a "potential friend." HOW IN HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?????? his WIFE pops up also, all the time. Ass Hat and I have NO mutual friends.

Suze, you crazee wacko sil. No more wuvvin' from yer baby skittle? Job boring you to tears? As if that weren't bad enough....

former love semi-surfacing on the book, like some shadow stalker figure?

You two must have a mutual connection somewhere. Facebook automatically generates those potential friend sugesstions based on info you enter, like place of work, where you live or go to school.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Like, yeah!

Off to bed.

Didn't mean to make everyone sad!

Not sad, Bun. Just more aware of the complexities of our own relationships. Both the good and the bad.

Julie, as Jess said, relationships are often complex. You helped open a window into some of ours.

Patti, you really, really did say "really" as many times as I just did. B)

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Not sad, Bun. Just more aware of the complexities of our own relationships. Both the good and the bad.

The parent/child relationship is the epitome of complex. We love each other so much it hurts. I really don't wan't to add my own sad tale--I hate telling people about it all (although if my folks had come stay with me for the four months like they wanted to, I would have been e-mailing you'se like every ten minutes.) But, I can honestly say I am a good mother, and that is what matters most to me.

You appear to have flummoxed us all.

Ah ha! My little trick worked. B):blink::ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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maybe noone noticed?

I noticed :lol:;)

Not sad, Bun. Just more aware of the complexities of our own relationships. Both the good and the bad.

Exactly! :)

Jeeze--will ya look at all the sillies that are here tonight! :D Hi everybody!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, you really, really did say "really" as many times as I just did. B)

I don't get it :unsure:

PeOter's playin wif me 'ead :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I don't get it :unsure:

PeOter's playin wif me 'ead :lol:

Wait--I just got it! :lol::lol:

I can be thick..... B)

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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I noticed :lol:;)

Curses <_< A witness to my insanity (must stop her before she tells the others) :ph34r:

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Curses <_< A witness to my insanity (must stop her before she tells the others) :ph34r:

:lol:

...and we know why eh??

Poor old girl's celebrating yet another BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!

Have a good one Rache ;)

Back later, GADS! :o , many poignant posts last night!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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ME first this mornin!!!!

I stayed home from work today, not something I normally do. Got my period this morning, and without being too graphic, I'll just say it occasionally has an unfortunate effect on my bowels. I wasn't in the mood for hobbling back and forth to the bathroom all morning. I wish Imodium would work on this particular issue.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Bunnie wins!!

I used to have that same effect with my period. <_<

Pointless. The whole bloody mess is pointless.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Bunnie wins!!

I used to have that same effect with my period. <_<

Pointless. The whole bloody mess is pointless.

Doesn't happen every time, just 2 or 3 times a year, but when those days fall on workdays I's in trubbles.....

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