The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Sooooo-PERB poem, Rayechull!

How is yer swollen pup?

I think I hear the sounds of the Political Correctness Police heading to Nevada to ensure that this Burning PERSON is properly named with inclusive language.

[DingoGirl]

*sigh*

You too eh??... why are all the old school chums fabulously wealthy and successful

Very slow brain today.....tired....... Harry (Lithuanian kitteh) woke me up at 2.00am leaping out of the cat carry box on top of me wardrobe

He crash landed on me feet, said ''oh Hai - can you let me out now???''

Cat's are normally kicked out at night....but this clever li'l fella snuck in

Anyhoo - could nae get back to sleep until 20 mins BEFORE the alarm went off

Carry ON !!!!!!!!!!

*snooooooort* Love Nikkel's whole post and evil Burundian Lithuanian kitteh

and I know, I HATE those rich friends

<but if *I* were rich, I'd fly me friends from hither and yon to me very own cabin )

Having Dennis Quaid superhotty right..next...DOOR <swoon> is the deciding factor, Love. "the kicker" indeed

well......just might need to borrow a cup o' sugar, er summat

Bah, Soooozle.........just run off copies of the 2,200-page Psillyville Tome and hand them out upon your arrival - - "All right, this about covers what's been goin' on in MY head, and life, over the past few years"......

SORTED!!!!!!!!!!!

I know! If things go badly you can 'confess' to earning your living as a high-paid call girl and then act like you recognise her husband's photograph

I went 'schmoozing' once or twice wif some hob-nobbers I knew and I still laugh about it. The only one who didn't accept me for the person I am was even less, shall we say 'fortunate' than I am. Once I was invited to attend a $200 a plate charity lunch. The hostess/speaker was a highly prominent newswoman who was more recently relieved of her position for her alleged involvement in a little "pay to play" scandal we call Synegro. My table mate--the well-to-do'er who brought me--didn't know what to do with the cold potato soup, so instead of using her spoon she picked up the glass and belted it back like a beer She later told me that "rich people have better manners" and I almost choked.

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Raychull's tomatoe poo-em *snackle*

but - why would this snooty-poot drink soup from a.....glass? what in hell? why were they serving soup in glasses? (finding this amusing and - her comment, even moreso)

I'd go in a min. Think of all the free stuff that we "normal" peeps can't afford. Just get thee arse to a highclass thrift shop and spend a little more than you can afford on something really dingo-esque. I'm sure you look fine, and your personality is Suburb. I was never rich, but most of my friends were. It never stopped me. I used to be richer, but now I'm dirt poor ( the reccesion hit us years ealier than most), but I'd get my arse to a high..........

Yes, I'm aware of the Burning Man thing and would love to go, but that dirt poor thing always gets in the way. Besides, anything with the word MAN in it is out for me, with all the heartache I've had with that 4-timing jugular. But, I might take him back and share him. Isn't sharing a good thing and really the base for any good foot orgy?

The Seezio from Ohio

Seezio :lol: In Ohio!! Not Ireland.

A Dingo-esque outfit What would that be?

I already told them I didn't want to leave the manor, and we'd just hang around in our sweats and goof off all weekend.......they mentioned wearing their CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINS while going out.....I told them the most I'd do is paint the bottoms of my flip-flops red

<for any who do not read ridiculous gossip magazines as I do, and who may not know, Louboutins are EXTREMELY expensive heels with red soles - like - starting at $500 and goign wayyyyyyyyyyyy on up - hostess owns a few - I don't give a crap>

when that word (Louboutin) was thrown down, I went out of my gourde - -

Burning Man - - scares me to death Crazy pagan bacchanal......nutty!

I am much more of the Woodstock era - a bit too young but, my brothers were 8 and 10 years older than I, I grew up loving all of that music.....

It'll be a blast Suze. They've acquired money, you've acquired experiences. Yours are better.

Um........they go to Paris and New YOrk all the time, for God's sake ....I live in Clovis

(I MUST copy and paste what I wrote on someone's fb today - really destroyed them all in its silliness)

That is the most eridulite pome I have ever read. It catches the essence of tomatoe!

eridulite

Nah......you're more than likely 10x hotter than them. I overheard a woman say this weekend, "Body by kids, maintained by Coors"

Um.........okay.......I need to post photos of the hostess (Peggy) somehow. She looks like......trying to figure out who. More gorgeous than many starlets. STUNNINGLY beautiful. And then there's the darling (and completely wackl, I love her) Rae Dunn (you can google her), the sculptress........... *sigh* too much stress already, and it's not even September.

POO-et laureate <snackle>

I think I hear the sounds of the Political Correctness Police heading to Nevada to ensure that this Burning PERSON is properly named with inclusive language.

Poeter - cracking up

forgot everything. Must eat. Going mad today.......for so many reasons

_{and just ate about 15 nuggets}

Mimms - how is Max?

Padt - where is she? awfully quiet....

how's Judith?

later sills........

[jerseyangel]

I'm around, Suz--I just don't got much to say Am enjoying yer descriptions of yer rich phriends, though

I agree wichya about phlying all me peeps in if I could--<sigh>....one of us HAS to win the lottery er sumphin.

Watching "The Outsiders".....pholks who claim to have had encounters wif aliens. I need a real life....

MM--hows the pup tonight?

[mimommy]

Good morning Just wanted to let you know that my dog Max is doing better today. The swelling in his face has been slowly going down overnight and he is looking better this morning. Thanks to all for asking That'll teach him to mess wif bees, poor baby

Have a great day, everybody! I'm off to work (my first time in a week and a half).

[elye]

Great news on Max, Rayechull!

Louboutins? Gad, ne'er heard of any of this stuff -- I remain SoOooOOo outta da loop........

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Everyone

Great News on Max!!! Thanks for the update!

Peoter how was the lasgana??? I haven't made that in months! I love stuffed shells too! Now I am getting hungry

[nikki-uk]

Hi Peeps!!!

Sun is shining ☼

Brit in garden

Seuzhee painting the sole of her flip flops red

Back later......

[blueeyedmanda]

and it is not as hot here today...

Last night we had some nasty storms roll through before we made it home from work....they toppled my tomato plants...I was in tears. I worked so hard on those tomatoes and I was just getting red cherry tomatoes.... John salvaged most.

Another slow moving day thankfully I am only here till 4.

Missing our absent sillies

[jerseyangel]

Seuzhee painting the sole of her flip flops red

Tis very phunny

Sounds like a loverly morn over there, Nik

This week so phar has actually not been as hot--low 90's--but it's to get hotter again over the weekend. Last night, it was 86 just before dark and it felt good!

MM--glad that Max is better today.

[Darn210]

Good news on the pooch!! I didn't want to tell this story until we got a report . . . but my former neighbor's dog got swarmed by hornets. The vet told them to start the benedryl and bring him in. They gave the dog the benedryl that they had on hand which was not just plain benedryl, it had some sort of pain reliever it in too. They had to pump the pooch's stomach and he had so many hornets stings that he ended up in the vet ICU for days . . . their total bill when all was said and done . . . $5,000. They said if they had known up front how much it would cost, they would have put him down, but it was always just one more thing, just one more test, just one more day. Everyone thought he was "just about to turn the corner" but the corner didn't come . . . and didn't come . . . until they had an outrageous bill . . . They've still got the pooch (and he's not so friendly).

[Darn210]

Step-MIL is arriving in approximately 5 hours . . . kids still don't know about the probable move and we don't plan on telling them until their house sells. Their real estate agent thinks it'll take about two months. Not sure how we're going to explain Grandma's visit, though.

[ranger]

Awful dog story. $5,000.00! Must be some dog! Glad your dogs good.

This sues got the blues today. Feels like I've been glutened, but couldn't have. This two shall pass?

I love lasagna, but why is it always spelled wrong? I never misspell worlds.

Feeling slightly disjointed today.

Dingo-esque is when you look at the piece and can't quite figure it out, but it looks perfect. And you can wear it with flip-flops bottom painted red. Any of you ladies wear old-lady underwear yet? Some say, once you get into the comfort zone clothes, you can never get out. Something like the Hotel California. When I think about it, there are old-men unders,too.

Later

Blue Sue

[ranger]

Step-MIL is arriving in approximately 5 hours . . . kids still don't know about the probable move and we don't plan on telling them until their house sells. Their real estate agent thinks it'll take about two months. Not sure how we're going to explain Grandma's visit, though.

More lost than I thaught today. Don't get this. Whose house is selling?

[Darn210]

More lost than I thaught today. Don't get this. Whose house is selling?

Just ever-so-slightly before your time Sue . . . My father-in-law and his wife (step-MIL) visited us from Maryland 2 1/2 weeks ago. For fun, we went through the model of a nearby subdivision (within walking distance to our house). MIL fell in love and now they are planning to move . . . seem to be in a great big hurry. But it's all good . . . they're good folks. Me hubby is JUST like his dad . . . I know exactly what to expect as me hubby ages!!

[elye]

Step-MIL is arriving in approximately 5 hours . . . Not sure how we're going to explain Grandma's visit, though.

Um.....not 5 hours, 13 minutes and 48 seconds? MIL's arrival is like that 'round here.......... . . . ..

There's never any explaining here......the kids just see my face and demeanor, and yell, "Whup! Must be a holiday around the corner....Gran's comin'".......

Any of you ladies wear old-lady underwear yet? Some say, once you get into the comfort zone clothes, you can never get out.

Sue...I'm sad you're blue!

Not into granny pants yet.

Anyone wear a thong? I do not, but friends have told me to make the transition, as they are apparently very comfortable. Gads....aren't they always way up yer arse?

[Jestgar]

Somewhere on this board is my whole venture into thongs :ph34r:

[blueeyedmanda]

Anyone wear a thong? I do not, but friends have told me to make the transition, as they are apparently very comfortable. Gads....aren't they always way up yer arse?

No thongs here--just can't understand how people can wear those when we spend the majority of our time picking wedgies....I enjoy my bikinis....

[jerseyangel]

Nope, no thong here either. I don't think I'd find them comfortable......I dunno, could be surprised, though. I really like full coverage betwix me and me clothes

Hee! Jess, I had phorgotten all about yer thong experience!

[psawyer]

Peoter how was the lasgana??? I haven't made that in months! I love stuffed shells too! Now I am getting hungry

'Twas delicious.

I love lasagna, but why is it always spelled wrong? I never misspell worlds.

Pholks can't seem to agree whether it should be lasagna or lasagne...Open Original Shared Link lists both.

Anyone wear a thong?

Moi? Non, merci.

[mushroom]

My only exposure to thongs was reading about Monica Lewinsky; didn't even know they existed afore then Somehow don't fancy the idea....although me husband does smoke cigars

[blueeyedmanda]

Peoter no thong? We all live in an equal world so you do know it is acceptable

Do you think they make thongs in Yeti sizes.....

And this may sound judgemental but thongs aren't for everyone.....so ladies of size shouldnt wear them and allow them to show...I know Fredericks of Hollywood has a plus-size department but that dont make it right!

[ranger]

Was Bill smoking the cigar?

I have to go to the grocery. Was going to have frozen pizza, but provalone got moldy! Now, I don't want pizza. What to do? Too late to take something out of the freezer - sick of cooking! Sick of eating. Bad day. I need a good joke. Maybe we'll have eggs. Then "The yolks on me"". What to have, what to have not.

[mushroom]

Yeah, it sucks. Much easier to figure out what to have not than to have

[DingoGirl]

Oh, EMOTI-BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'd go in a min. Think of all the free stuff that we "normal" peeps can't afford.

just re-read this. By "free stuff" does Pseu-zehn mean stuff I can take from Peggy's house?

Good morning Just wanted to let you know that my dog Max is doing better today. The swelling in his face has been slowly going down overnight and he is looking better this morning. Thanks to all for asking That'll teach him to mess wif bees, poor baby

Have a great day, everybody! I'm off to work (my first time in a week and a half).

sooooooo happy about this

Weez is not herself........very lethargic and anxious and...hiding in other rooms

going to have her thyroid checked.....wish to hell her veterinarian were MY doctor -

<hate hate HATE my doctor - absolutely terrible 5-minute visit the other day - got nowhere - - and I may write him a letter, then will have to find new doctor - not so easy on my plan >

Hi Peeps!!!

Sun is shining ☼

Brit in garden

Seuzhee painting the sole of her flip flops red

Back later......

Love Nik's delirious sun-shiny posts

Dingo-esque is when you look at the piece and can't quite figure it out, but it looks perfect. And you can wear it with flip-flops bottom painted red.

OHHH!!!!!!!! well, yes, this explains my whole wardrobe, then! <not really - only about - two maxi skirts? might be qualified as "perfect:>

sorry yer blue, Sioux hope it passes quickly.....

Monica Lewinsky and cigars

THONGS???? _{been wearing them since high school}, before they even existed, when I bunched up me panties and made them INTO a thong. now THAT was uncomfortable....but I DETEST panty lines...and BTW thongs are VERY comfortable, you can't even feel them, actually....

WHERE"S ALL ME OTHER QUOTES?

pholks, if my computer dies, which it seems to be starting to do......we are in PSERIOUS trouble

will be in permanent forumless abyss......

Pholks can't seem to agree whether it should be lasagna or lasagne...Open Original Shared Link lists both.

well, I didn't check the link but, ONE lasagna noodle would be called lasagnA (feminine singular)

more than one, as in teh dish itself, should be feminine plural, ending in E - lasagnE.

soooooooooooo useful in Fresno, all the eye-talian I took

am lapsing into boredom abyss.....too much time on my hands....going insane.....not happy.........this Soozle is a little blue today also

what am I gonna do, Sills?

[nikki-uk]

Any of you ladies wear old-lady underwear yet?

HELL YES!!!!!!!!!

Love shorts actually - frankly the bigger the better

_{<this rule applies to many things in life >}