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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
I phorgot, not everybuddy uses Mozilla Firefox. :o

That's wot ewe haf to do when using Internet Exploder. :(

But what of Google Chrome browser???

<me head hurts>


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Arrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Sorry, dynamic pages in the %7Boption%7D tags are not allowed''

What in hell?? :blink:

Means you can't use that picture . . . gotta go find sumptin' else.

:ph34r: . . . I'm avoiding working outside . . . but I guess I'll go now . . . <walking slowly away, dragging feet, head down>

psawyer Proficient
''Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed

What in hell?? :blink:

:huh: I believe that this means that you are trying to link using an url with embedded actions.

An example follows.

[img=http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Peter.webp?t=1253382601]
doesn't work, but
[img=http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Peter.webp]

produces:%7Boption%7Dhttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Peter.webp' alt='Peter.webp'>

It is the "?t=" part that is problematic there. The first url was created by right clicking the image on Photobucket; the second is generated by Photobucket for the same image. You could manually edit it in most cases. The url should end with .webp (or some other graphic file format).

:)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soozle--WIH?????? :lol:

:blink: exactly my thought (just the one thought) Padt

WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON HERE, you BUNCHA SHOWOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

:wacko:

:unsure:

I"ll never get it.......would mean.......having to go back and re-read the instructions that.....Poeter and Gianiet posted?

well HAR-RUMPHHHHFFFFFFFFF

LURRVE Rachelle's vomiting green guy - I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

But will ya look at all the Sillies on tonight!!! :D Judith and Pataughm, too! Been a while since we had a big Phriday night around here

I know! Then, me wee brain exploded and had to sign off

You know how you imbed links to other websites with the little plus sign button?? Use the button next to it to put an image/pic in your post the same way.

no, I DON"T know how to imbed links to other websites......could never learn that one......just copy and paste URL address onto this here page........

GYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


<OMG - I just pressed a weird button - it said "wrap in code tags" and.......dunno what will happen :lol:

Everybody is getting really close while missing the phinal piece. You have found where the image lives on this site. You can find an image by right clicking on it and choosing "Copy image location." The url will be placed on your clipboard. From there you can paste it anywhere using <ctrl>-V. If you wrap the url in the img tag, as in:

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/style_im...icons/icon8.gif

did it work?

Finally got adrenal test results a couple wks ago. And . .......and . .. . . . . .and it actually AGREED WITH ME that I'm not well!

(Ugh it always sux to have docs say "you seem fine to me" <sigh> DUH)

YAYY!!!!!!!!!!! was it the four-time-a-day saliva test? I am sure I need this.....good news Ptaum!!!

Open Original Shared Link

GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you may ask yourself . . well... .. .. .

And you may ask yourself

Where does that highway go to?

And you may ask yourself

Am I right? ...am I wrong?

Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......Same as it ever woz......

Same as it

.. . ..evah woz

Same as it ever woz......

Hehehe good OLD T-heads

I can remember the VERY first time I heard that song (strange as I don't even remember entire relationships I"ve had) .......was driving home, turning onto our street, I was about - 17? Had to drive around the block a few times just to hear it.....came home and told my mom about this song I just heard...."mom, he just kept saying, 'same as it ever woz....same as it ever woz' and then 'look where my hand woz'" CACKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

WHAT IN HELL occurred here last night????

Everyone posting pics and much sought after emoticons (Rachelles vomit in particular!!

*snackle* Indeed, MUCH sought-after, especially Rachelle's actively vomiting guy <_<

cuttin' off the rest of me quotes, feel I could already get busted.......

Leesargh: "I have a clipboard?" bah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! <conserving emoticons here>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:huh: I believe that this means that you are trying to link using an url with embedded actions.

An example follows.

It is the "?t=" part that is problematic there. The first url was created by right clicking the image on Photobucket; the second is generated by Photobucket for the same image. You could manually edit it in most cases. The url should end with .webp (or some other graphic file format).

:)

:blink:

:blink:

:unsure:

:huh:

:( too hard...........TOO......HARD.....how did Emmel get it? her brain was a-scramblin' from it..............

am totally bereft........going back to bed :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and p.s.

do you guys think that all of this new phancy stuff will make the board

EXPLODE??????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:ph34r:

p.s.s. Tea - did you say you owed me an apology? why, could not be further from the truth, you silly! you owe me NO SUCH THING!!! :wub: I always think about cheating.....just wouldn't do it....my mom and Gail won't speak to me or be around me, for one thing, if I go back to eating gluten.......

Judith! :( sounds like a very hard time......get some rest!!! you've been working too hard! Is there an IMMINENT move coming up????????? did ja sell the house? what in hell is going on????

elye Community Regular
:huh: I believe that this means that you are trying to link using an url with embedded actions.

An example follows.

[img=http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Peter.webp?t=1253382601]
doesn't work, but
[img=http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/tortoiseshell2002/Peter.webp]

produces:Peter.webp

It is the "?t=" part that is problematic there. The first url was created by right clicking the image on Photobucket; the second is generated by Photobucket for the same image. You could manually edit it in most cases. The url should end with .webp (or some other graphic file format).

:)

SEE? Oracle POeter is verrrrry good at explaining things, fo sho', because I can, almost, almost, unnerstand this. He and Jyaghnutt accomplished sumphin' that deserves world recognition, perhaps some large award or Governor General Medal of Honour, for successfully leading me to this. :lol:

WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON HERE, you BUNCHA SHOWOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

:unsure:

:lol::lol:

No, sorry, wait. .. . . .....

guerr128.webp

guerr128.webp

guerr128.webp

SOOooOooOo excellent -- these do NOT count against my emotiquota! This is a way around the smothering 20-maximum limit!

no, I DON"T know how to imbed links to other websites......could never learn that one......just copy and paste URL address onto this here page........

I dunno how to do that, either. . ........but maybe now I should really try! Man, I could be on a roll.... . . ..I do believe Google or IBM may soon be emailing me or even actually knocking on my door....."excuse me, Ms. Lye? We have heard, as has everyone in the global wireless communication world, about the incredible leaps you have made in the last couple of days, the things you have orchestrated. Could we talk?

Gawd, must ready myself for this. . . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

...."mom, he just kept saying, 'same as it ever woz....same as it ever woz' and then 'look where my hand woz'" CACKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

What a superb song. . .......first heard it in that fab Nick Nolte movie that featured it throughout. . ....Richard Dreyfuss, I believe, was also in it. . . ....what in hell...it was just too long ago. . . ...

too hard...........TOO......HARD.....how did Emmel get it? her brain was a-scramblin' from it..............

It is extraordinary. I cannot believe it.

I WANNA NOBEL PRIZE!! <_<:lol:


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celiac-mommy Collaborator
did it work?

Before posting, if you hit "preview post" you can see if it worked or not. I think I did this about 15x before I got it to work.

I didn't realize the little vomit guy on the bottom took so long to spew. I hope y'all waited to see the whole thing. Me hubby thinks me nutty for larphing out loud every time I watched it :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

petra017.webp

:blink:

Me timbers are a' shivered

:lol:

*giggle*

jerseyangel Proficient
Before posting, if you hit "preview post" you can see if it worked or not. I think I did this about 15x before I got it to work.

I didn't realize the little vomit guy on the bottom took so long to spew. I hope y'all waited to see the whole thing. Me hubby thinks me nutty for larphing out loud every time I watched it :lol:

Now that you're a silly, he'll get used to you laughing hysterically at your computer much more often....Mark doesn't even raise an eyebrow anymore :lol:

I'm at Starbucks :P

I agree, Em.....Jan-it and PeOter are extraordinary at all things computer. I actually almost understand it! :D Had to really work the pea brain.....

Lots of pics, though, are rejected <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey Nik!! Is that Patti's back yard???

jerseyangel Proficient
petra017.webp

:blink:

Me timbers are a' shivered

:lol:

*giggle*

Well now.....I'm jealous. I only got one :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

funny-pictures-pirate-cat.webp

OH!!!...I am having so much phun...*giggle*.....somebody stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Hey Nik!! Is that Patti's back yard???

<snort>

Although that's a good idea--I could have a lady's and a men's room fer the summit B) No waiting! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Me hubby thinks me nutty for larphing out loud every time I watched it :lol:

He'll get over that REAL quick...'cos soon he will KNOW you're nutty ;)

..but seriously??...no pets or more bebies??? :unsure:

Scandalous!!!............. well the no pet part anyhoo

:lol:

Well now.....I'm jealous. I only got one :lol:

I was thinking you could do with 2 moar out back ;)

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

Al's had absolutely NO discernable reaction to the gazillion particles of gluten consummed .....as yet

:blink:

BUT.... I received a letter from the school this morn (how quick was that??) saying how regretful the incident was, apologies etc AND that they are now reviewing their policies to avoid a repeat.

HOLY cow!!....anyone would think I threatened to sue 'em or summat :ph34r:

<I didn't! >

jerseyangel Proficient
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

Al's had absolutely NO discernable reaction to the gazillion particles of gluten consummed .....as yet

Very happy to hear this :D I thought about Al last night......it is interesting to me that here's another instance of a whole serving of gluten not being as symptom-causing as a trace.

What a dopey condition this is.....as long as I live I don't think I'll ever really understand it. :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
funny-pictures-pirate-cat.webp

OH!!!...I am having so much phun...*giggle*.....somebody stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:angry: :angry: :angry:

WHOT in hell? I feel so left out :lol: and am insanely jealous (but really DO like Fluffy Beard :lol: )

okay so......someone just tell me this......when I right-click on the green guy at bottom....THEN what in hell do I do?

'splain it again, please, to a FIVE-YEAR-OLD........cause dingo brain just can NOT get it :wacko:

:unsure:

and it is ALL I care about at this point <_<

:lol:

elye Community Regular
..but seriously??...no pets or more bebies??? :unsure:

Scandalous!!!............. well the no pet part anyhoo

Yes, no pets is beyond tolerance.. . ...but no more kids? Gah, A Welcome Edict...

:rolleyes:

NO poo crimes fer Al! Yay!

Due to the sudden explosion of exciting postings with our new trick, I completely forgot to post this link (see, I'm still a DUH -- cannot imbed things) that provides some interesting reading for Soooozle and others.. . . .Joseph Mercola (a controversial guy, but I strongly believe what he purports on the subjects of grains and sugar in the human diet and his persistent distrust of Big Pharma) talks about Armour (the distribution of which he states is soon to be severely limited and perhaps banned by the FDA.....not good). . ..... :angry:

Open Original Shared Link

celiac-mommy Collaborator
He'll get over that REAL quick...'cos soon he will KNOW you're nutty ;)

..but seriously??...no pets or more bebies??? :unsure:

Scandalous!!!............. well the no pet part anyhoo

:lol:

I understand both, yet don't fully agree. He's deathly allergic to cats, so that's out. A dog is a big responsibility and our kids aren't ready yet, and I'm not sure I can commit to caring for a dog. Next year our dd will be old enough to walk around the block by herself, so she'll be able to do the walking (we don't have much of a yard either). If we move to Seattle (outskirts) then all bets are off cuz I'm gettin me a yard!

The beebee part--well, we've got one of each plus 1 miscarriage 2 years ago. Think God was telling me then that I've got what I need and not to mess with perfection ;) He want's to be able to retire young and has already informed our kids that as soon as they're 18--they're OUT!! I paint a bad picture but he really is a loverly man :P

elye Community Regular
'splain it again, please, to a FIVE-YEAR-OLD........cause dingo brain just can NOT get it :wacko:

and it is ALL I care about at this point <_<

:lol:

Sooozle, do you want this more than poutine? <_<:rolleyes:

Jyaghnutt! Youse is good at 'splainin.. . ......try it again!

Whoop, I see Nik squigglin' down there - -think she's gonna attempt to make it plain. . . ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Ok, most didn't work so it's trial and error...

Right click on the image you want...click on (& this varies depending what browser)

'Copy image url'

Click on the square 'image button' above (between the 2 with +'s)

A pop up box should appear...paste your 'url'

Cross yer fingers and hope for the best!!! :lol:

If the url doesn't end in 'jpg' it won't work

..dunno how to get the green guy still, pure fluke that I managed the pictures :unsure: .....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I understand both, yet don't fully agree. He's deathly allergic to cats, so that's out. A dog is a big responsibility and our kids aren't ready yet, and I'm not sure I can commit to caring for a dog. Next year our dd will be old enough to walk around the block by herself, so she'll be able to do the walking (we don't have much of a yard either). If we move to Seattle (outskirts) then all bets are off cuz I'm gettin me a yard!

The beebee part--well, we've got one of each plus 1 miscarriage 2 years ago. Think God was telling me then that I've got what I need and not to mess with perfection ;) He want's to be able to retire young and has already informed our kids that as soon as they're 18--they're OUT!! I paint a bad picture but he really is a loverly man :P

AWww Rachelle....t'was only jesting ya ;)

Whoop, I see Nik squigglin' down there - -think she's gonna attempt to make it plain. . . ....

Em IS psychic

I think I failed...no good at 'splainin me random button pressing :lol:

Going back to read Em's link....I do know Armour is NOT licensed in the UK (so NHS docs cannot prescribe)

Only Thyroxine available here .

celiac-mommy Collaborator
AWww Rachelle....t'was only jesting ya ;)

Hey, Now I just say (or will when he finds the Boden order......) that I'm just spending the moolah on me instead of the dog. He wants me to stop spending, he'll buy me the damn dog!! :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I have him already pick'd out ;)

cotonstar_02a.webp

Darn210 Enthusiast
I have him already pick'd out ;)

cotonstar_02a.webp

Too Cute!!!!! What kind of pooch is that??

I told my hubby that he can either be nice and participate and have a say in what kind of dog I bring home . . . Or not and then I just bring home what ever I want . . . :P That's how we ended up with JoDog.

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