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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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flourgirl Apprentice

Been really enjoying the picture pasting ex-kapades! You guys are phun....I'll make some attempts later.....maybe.

Hey! Jude.....get better soon! Phloo stuff going around already in this area....phloos of all kinkds. This in no time to get sick.....you has a house to sell!

Glad that Alsie didn't get attacked to bad!

Ooops...gotta go......my ra-did-io is squawking for me!


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psawyer Proficient
HEY....what's this? Did I miss something here? Please tell me it's a bad joke.....Ema-lischy does not need more woe! :(

Alas, it is not a joke. Gus suddenly developed gastric torsion last night and had to be put down. :( :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:(

What a sad day for Em & family.... they'll miss Gus terribly :(

Gaawd, we aint exactly a lucky bunch are we?

:(:(:(:(:(

'tis such a sad day in the 'ville....we have lost ANOTHER Canadian silly...... *sniff*

can't believe it happened - I had to google this morning about this gastric torsion, my gawd, what a terrible thing, happens SO SUDDENLY :(

He was loved.......that goofy, beautiful sub-standard (who was BEYOND standard :wub: ) had such a GOOD life.......but my heart just broke at reading that news this morning.....don't think we've had such a sudden, unexpected death in the 'ville......we are usually prepared!!!

:(

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Darn! I have plans fer tomorrow or I'd be there in a jif ;) !

You don't have the phloo, do you?

NOpe just vertigo and my wonderful dr was on call yesterday am and jim took me over and the BIG SHOT helped

today and more meds helping.

your dang right,,,,,,,don't have time for this nonsense .............we'n's have a house to sell.

:(

What a sad day for Em & family.... they'll miss Gus terribly :(

Gaawd, we aint exactly a lucky bunch are we?

ditto :(

All the more reason Fate has brought us together :wub:

God this is the truth.

I don't know what i'd do without me silly's even when we don't have 'silly' in us

:(:(:(:(:(

'tis such a sad day in the 'ville....we have lost ANOTHER Canadian silly...... *sniff*

can't believe it happened - I had to google this morning about this gastric torsion, my gawd, what a terrible thing, happens SO SUDDENLY :(

He was loved.......that goofy, beautiful sub-standard (who was BEYOND standard :wub: ) had such a GOOD life.......but my heart just broke at reading that news this morning.....don't think we've had such a sudden, unexpected death in the 'ville......we are usually prepared!!!

:(

yep HATE SUDDEN.

'THE VILLE' HAS HAD IT'S SHARE

LOVE YOU EM.

Mtndog Collaborator

Just wanted to poop in and add my condolences about Gus.........Em- I'm so sorry. :( Gus was truly one of the furry psillies and he will be missed!(((( ((BIG HUGS))))))))))))))

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Judith!! Happy to see you poop in but you need to get thyselph to bed and feel better! :rolleyes:

I wish we could all decend on yer house and scrape and paint and all that phun stuff. :rolleyes:

Hang in there Judy- thinking about you and hoping all this house stuff is better soon! :wub:

flourgirl Apprentice

BIGGG HUGGGGS to Em and the whole family. Gus really was well above standard....an exceptional member of the psilly family. We all will miss him, his great heart and the stories you had shared. Of course....we're always willing to hear the stories/memories anytime you need to share! Love to you....

Darn210 Enthusiast

Patti . . . what does yer sign say in yer av???

Added Hugs for the best substandard poodle I ever knew . . . will always remember him in his snazzy winter cardigan. :wub:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti . . . what does yer sign say in yer av???

I am the worst picture sizer.......it says:

LADIES

<-------

And I'm holding a roll of terlit paper in my other hand. Quite phunny at the time--hopefully no one saw me :ph34r:

I always loved to see pics of Gus in his sweater. Thought he needed a pipe, too, to finish out the british Gentleman look :wub:

ranger Enthusiast

Dear Em,

Soooo Sorry to hear about Gus. We had to put our dog down too. She had sepsis and had no chance. But, it was so hard! To this day, I have not thaught about replacing her. That was 5 years ago. This day, I am thinking of replacing her. Not that another dog could replace her, but maybe the love I see on this forum shows me that maybe I can love another dog. Thank You. I am going to the Humane Society as soon as I can.

Dear Soosle,

I'm so sorry that your'e feeling so bad, and hope the new meds help. I have lost all faith in Docs, but we need them for certain things. We just need to control them. Hopefully, you'll get "back on your feet", and feel better.

To the rest of you.....sorry that I haven't been funny. I don't know what it is.

I had an epimpely today! I was in a large grocery stoe, and ther was an old pimply woman in a walker movimg from check-it-out counter to another check -it-out counter. KNOW one was paying attention to her. So, as she slithered by me, I stuck my younger foot out, and TRIPPED her. She jumped up, grabbed me by the hair, and proceededed to beat the crap out of me. I said to her, in rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrushin, Phark You! And ran out of the said store, for I am a cyberk poop. In the afore mentioned parking lot, I realized that I had no car. And, she got in her F#%(*^& Lamborgini! And she pointed it at me. It goes from 1 to 61 in 2 seconds. It came at me. I put my left foot up ( cause my right foot is smaller) and the damn forin car went sideways- ran over her grandson!

Epimpely- Don't take your grandson to the grocery stoe if youse an old beatch.

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Sloozen2teeth

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Added Hugs for the best substandard poodle I ever knew . . . will always remember him in his snazzy winter cardigan. :wub:

I always loved to see pics of Gus in his sweater. Thought he needed a pipe, too, to finish out the british Gentleman look :wub:

:wub: I know, he was so.......goofily regal :wub:

I had an epimpely today! I was in a large grocery stoe, and ther was an old pimply woman in a walker movimg from check-it-out counter to another check -it-out counter. KNOW one was paying attention to her. So, as she slithered by me, I stuck my younger foot out, and TRIPPED her. She jumped up, grabbed me by the hair, and proceededed to beat the crap out of me. I said to her, in rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrushin, Phark You! And ran out of the said store, for I am a cyberk poop. In the afore mentioned parking lot, I realized that I had no car. And, she got in her F#%(*^& Lamborgini! And she pointed it at me. It goes from 1 to 61 in 2 seconds. It came at me. I put my left foot up ( cause my right foot is smaller) and the damn forin car went sideways- ran over her grandson!

Epimpely- Don't take your grandson to the grocery stoe if youse an old beatch.

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And leave a metomessage

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Sloozen2teeth

:unsure:

WHOT? :lol: You is a MAD LADY Sloozen, and very clearly, you NEEDS ANOTHER DAWG. RIGHT AWAY! :)

okay............felt we needed some levity - what better than this?

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'night sills, must watch Emmys now..........

jerseyangel Proficient
I had an epimpely today! I was in a large grocery stoe, and ther was an old pimply woman in a walker movimg from check-it-out counter to another check -it-out counter. KNOW one was paying attention to her. So, as she slithered by me, I stuck my younger foot out, and TRIPPED her. She jumped up, grabbed me by the hair, and proceededed to beat the crap out of me. I said to her, in rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrushin, Phark You! And ran out of the said store, for I am a cyberk poop. In the afore mentioned parking lot, I realized that I had no car. And, she got in her F#%(*^& Lamborgini! And she pointed it at me. It goes from 1 to 61 in 2 seconds. It came at me. I put my left foot up ( cause my right foot is smaller) and the damn forin car went sideways- ran over her grandson!

Epimpely- Don't take your grandson to the grocery stoe if youse an old beatch.

:unsure::huh::blink::o:huh:

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OMG!! :lol: Does The Hoff know what he looks like??? :lol:

Love the song, though B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Not that another dog could replace her, but maybe the love I see on this forum shows me that maybe I can love another dog. Thank You. I am going to the Humane Society as soon as I can.

:wub: :wub:

You clearly have more than enough love to share. Some wee homeless dog would love to be the one to pee on your new carpets.

ranger Enthusiast

My old dog peeded on my old carpets. Maybe I need a new dog to pee on my new carpets, if I ever get them. Maybe that's what I'll shoot for.

Petravich Ilya Ivanovich!

I just like to say that

Slusinski Iyna Rostikolnicov

I hate beets!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
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I LOOOVVVVEEEE this! It's in my fav's to watch when I need a good laugh. Also must sees are : "I'm F**king Matt Damon" "I'm F**king Ben Afleck" "Dick in a box" and of course--"Mother Lover"

Also, I don't think this is very PC, but I've seen it about 100x and I cry laughing every time (and hubby of course thinks I'm nuts)-and probably because my first job was at McDonalds...

flourgirl Apprentice

Yes, Sleuthin...you muthst get thee a new puppydog! Life is for living....life is for loving. The love of a pet can make almost anything bearable....and can bring joy on even the darkethst of dayth!..Gotta do-wit!

Pad-Thai......Love the av-humor! I'm sure if anyone had scene you...theyda gotted a good laff, too. We need more laffs in this world....toot-skweek!

No time to get a gander at the sites posted....gotta wait and I don't Waaaaannnnaaaaaa! That's my whine for tooday...so far. Hugs all 'round....

Jestgar Rising Star

D'ya suppose the chickens wonder why it's only daylight in their pen at 5:30 in the morning?

ranger Enthusiast
D'ya suppose the chickens wonder why it's only daylight in their pen at 5:30 in the morning?

Gesso, How many Chickens do you have. I had Rhode Island Reds, and one year I ordered 25 rare breed chicks with them. What a trip that was! Talk about wierd lookin birds!

Sleez

Sorry about the bad stories. Maybe I was drunk!

Jestgar Rising Star

I have three boids, a Rhodie, a Delaware, and a partridge rock. Del has started laying, about one every other day. Still waitin for the other girls to figure it out.

flourgirl Apprentice

So quiet here in Psillyvilli. No room for psilly when sadness is in residence. :(

Geoesst.....civkebs are not smart enufff to figger out anything. We razed civkebs when I was growing up. How I hated those birds! They got out regularly and we had to chase them back in...and they often ended up chasing us and pecking at our legs. Hatephul birds. I still remember having to pluck them, scald them in hot water......the smell of hot wet feathers was enuff to make me not eat civkeb for many, many years. And yet.....here I am.....thinking that maybe I'd like to have a few....just for the eggs, you know. Only took me 40+ years to reach this point :lol:<_<

Hasselhoff muzik vidio!!! :lol: Love the song...love it! But how goofy can you be? Looks like he had a ball making it!

Hope everyone is doing all right. We were supposed to be rainy here....but the sun is out, and the smell of the air coming thru the window is just divine. I should be working inside today, and i have shopping to do.....but I think I'm just going to go play outside instead! Heck with being grownup and responsible for today!!! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Geoesst.....civkebs are not smart enufff to figger out anything.

They've managed to figger out that I feed them every time I show up. :P Such a ruckus they make - and civkebs swear, did'yall know that? Hardly a word comes outta their beaks that's fit for small children to hear.

flourgirl Apprentice
They've managed to figger out that I feed them every time I show up. :P Such a ruckus they make - and civkebs swear, did'yall know that? Hardly a word comes outta their beaks that's fit for small children to hear.

I rather suspected that to be true! About the swearing I mean! Whoever would have guessed it about them? Glad you're getting eggs.....pretty exciting! Hope you get lots more.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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..meant to comment on this!!

Just FANtastic!!!! :lol: ...... and look!...no wee stains!!!! :lol:

FoWL mouthed civkebs!!!! :lol:

Hope Em & co are ok (sending :wub: )

psawyer Proficient

Civkebs cuss? Who knew they had fowl mouths? :lol:

Flashforward continues to draw attention. Rob was interviewed this morning on Canada AM, a news/talk program on the Canadian network (CTV) which will air the program. Apparently the show sets a new high body count for TV with 43 million dead in the first few minutes. Rob appears in a cameo in the first episode about halfway through. Open Original Shared Link

Look out kitchen, here we come! Today's agenda includes bread, croutons, meatballs, and pizza crusts. If we have enough culinary energy left, dinner may be lasagna.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Flashforward continues to draw attention. Rob was interviewed this morning on Canada AM, a news/talk program on the Canadian network (CTV) which will air the program. Apparently the show sets a new high body count for TV with 43 million dead in the first few minutes. Rob appears in a cameo in the first episode about halfway through. Open Original Shared Link

Yes indeed!!!.....starting next Monday in the UK (Thursday for you?)....will look out for Robert!! (must STOP gazing at Joseph Fiennes :rolleyes:)

Look out kitchen, here we come! Today's agenda includes bread, croutons, meatballs, and pizza crusts. If we have enough culinary energy left, dinner may be lasagna.

Good to know the balls are back in town ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
...... and look!...no wee stains!!!! :lol:

<giggle> "wee stains" :lol:

Flashforward continues to draw attention. Rob was interviewed this morning on Canada AM, a news/talk program on the Canadian network (CTV) which will air the program. Apparently the show sets a new high body count for TV with 43 million dead in the first few minutes. Rob appears in a cameo in the first episode about halfway through. Open Original Shared Link

Looking forward to the premire--and now I'll have to look fer Rob :D

I've read that the special effects in the opener rival those of any feature length movie. Can't wait--of course it's on at 7PM here <_< .....I can nae get used to central time where "prime time" begins at 7.

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