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Darn210 Enthusiast

14 1/2 hours until school starts!

...but who's counting??... :P


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kareng Grand Master

...but who's counting??... :P

Me! 13 1/2 hours!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

elye Community Regular

My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

:o

:wacko:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Be still my heart... . . . .. . ....

kareng Grand Master

My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

I bet his kids are so proud!

11 hours!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

So

Freakin

Gross!!

Jestgar Rising Star

11 hours!

.....or so......


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Darn210 Enthusiast

My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

OMG!!! . . . that needs to come wif some kind of warning!!!

kareng Grand Master

9 hours 45 minutes appprox.

Jestgar Rising Star

9 hours 45 minutes appprox.

Are they gone?

kareng Grand Master

Leaving in about 25 minutes!

kareng Grand Master

They're gone!

jerseyangel Proficient

My eyes, MY EYES!!!!

:o:huh::unsure::o

Ewwww--nuttin' like an early mornin' squick-out! :P

And.....Karreighn has the house to herselph!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

mushroom Proficient

Happy freedom day for moms whose kids have returned to where they belong :P

Nowt much happening in Incline Village, except I talked to Krispin Sullivan (of Krispin Report fame) for two hours! this morning. More about that later when I get the info and workbook she is mailing. Fascinating lady, sure knows a lot about what we do eat and what we should eat, and why. Has come up with several reasons for my poor state of health, and some fix-it ideas :)

Have a guest visiting from New Zealand and took her to Virginia City (old silver mining town with the wooden sidewalks (boardwalks to you yanks). Visited the Bucket of Blood Saloon, but had lunch at the Palace Saloon and there was one item on the menu just callin' my name, so I had to have it, the Shroom Burger :lol: Had a gluten savvy young waitress who when I ordered it without the bun wanted to know if I was celiac, and when I said I wanted the side salad instead of fries she said, "Oh, well you won't want the croutons then" :D Did not get glutened by the Shroom Burger, which had sauteed shrooms and a slice of swiss melted on top. Ta da! Quite yum, first actual burger I've eaten in 30 years :unsure:

kareng Grand Master

Happy freedom day for moms whose kids have returned to where they belong :P

Nowt much happening in Incline Village, except I talked to Krispin Sullivan (of Krispin Report fame) for two hours! this morning. More about that later when I get the info and workbook she is mailing. Fascinating lady, sure knows a lot about what we do eat and what we should eat, and why. Has come up with several reasons for my poor state of health, and some fix-it ideas :)

Have a guest visiting from New Zealand and took her to Virginia City (old silver mining town with the wooden sidewalks (boardwalks to you yanks). Visited the Bucket of Blood Saloon, but had lunch at the Palace Saloon and there was one item on the menu just callin' my name, so I had to have it, the Shroom Burger :lol: Had a gluten savvy young waitress who when I ordered it without the bun wanted to know if I was celiac, and when I said I wanted the side salad instead of fries she said, "Oh, well you won't want the croutons then" :D Did not get glutened by the Shroom Burger, which had sauteed shrooms and a slice of swiss melted on top. Ta da! Quite yum, first actual burger I've eaten in 30 years :unsure:

Do you not make burgers at home in Incline Village? My hub makes the best burgers by mixing BBQ sauce with them. Ital dressing is good, too. Will remember that place for next time I'm in the area!

jerseyangel Proficient

I talked to Krispin Sullivan (of Krispin Report fame) for two hours! this morning. More about that later when I get the info and workbook she is mailing.

OMG Shroomie!!!! How wonderphul that you got to talk to her! Can nae wait to hear all about it :D

Did not get glutened by the Shroom Burger

Well, I should hope not! :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

We're at the airport!!!! WooHoo! Get this though.....so we had to book our tickets separately because we each have companion tickets. Max and Jess were supposed to be together somewhere else on the plane and Maddie and I were together. 1 on 1--perfect, right? Welllll, I check in online yesterday and the separated Max and Jesse....guess where....Max is with me and Maddie and Jesse is somewhere else, all alone... WIH?!?! We made sure we were all in the right seats for the return flight but since I had to sleep with Max last night in a hotel-we're flying out of Seattle-and he kicked the heck outta me all night, I'm not really emotionally equipt to take on both kids :(

Just get me to the beach!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Saphe travels Rah-schell! Have a great time on the beach B)

kareng Grand Master

We're at the airport!!!! WooHoo! Get this though.....so we had to book our tickets separately because we each have companion tickets. Max and Jess were supposed to be together somewhere else on the plane and Maddie and I were together. 1 on 1--perfect, right? Welllll, I check in online yesterday and the separated Max and Jesse....guess where....Max is with me and Maddie and Jesse is somewhere else, all alone... WIH?!?! We made sure we were all in the right seats for the return flight but since I had to sleep with Max last night in a hotel-we're flying out of Seattle-and he kicked the heck outta me all night, I'm not really emotionally equipt to take on both kids :(

Just get me to the beach!!!!

Trade seats with Jesse. Probably too late and you have left. Have fun!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Saphe travels Rah-schell! Have a great time on the beach B)

Ditto!!!

. . . as well as saphe travels for Jess!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Painted wood work all morning--can nae believe how sore I am :lol: I'm gettin' old.....

kareng Grand Master

Painted wood work all morning--can nae believe how sore I am :lol: I'm gettin' old.....

I know how you feel! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Just get me to the beach!!!!

Reckon you're there by now B)

Hope you survived the flight ;) ......have a fab time!!!!

Hey Jess!! Are you leaving tomorrow? (eve?).... I gets confused wiv all the time differences :blink: ...

celiac-mommy Collaborator

We

Are

Here!

And my children are still alive and I had a very strong complimentary Mai tai so all is good in the world :)

Jesss!!!!! Have an uh-mazin time and take oodles of pics!!

Jestgar Rising Star

And Nik and I are planning on meeting at Heathrow. :)

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