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Loey Rising Star

Me three! And he is nowhere near what I would choose looks wise. Got his movie " Get Him to the Greek" to watch tonight. Says it has the theatrical rated R version and an " unrated" version. Hmmm. Which will I watch? :ph34r:

I'm looking forward to seeing him in the Arthur remake.

Loey


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mushroom Proficient

Hmmm, I just noticed I had a phlip-over of major proportion. Sorry about your boiler Nik-Nik - am starting to feel responsible.

:blink:

:o

elye Community Regular

I'm hoping LK repeats the episode this weekend.

Yep, he will! I think Sunday night. . . . . . . ..

Me three! And he is nowhere near what I would choose looks wise.

He is absolutely, bang-on what I would choose looks-wise.. . . . . ... not crazy about his huge, toothy smile, but when he's looking pensive or somewhat amused with that small up-turn of his mouth. . . . .....man.. . . .. . ...

:loveydrooleyface:

I wonder what he smells like? Been off the booze and drugs for a while. . . . . . ....

Hmmm, I just noticed I had a phlip-over of major proportion. Sorry about your boiler Nik-Nik - am starting to feel responsible.

SHROOM! Gawd.. . . . . ...batten down the hatches. ... . ... :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Me three! And he is nowhere near what I would choose looks wise. Got his movie " Get Him to the Greek" to watch tonight. Says it has the theatrical rated R version and an " unrated" version. Hmmm. Which will I watch? :ph34r:

Hope you enjoyed it K. I saw it at the pictures movies ......HEE-LARY-US!!!!!!!!!!!!laugh.gif

Hmmm, I just noticed I had a phlip-over of major proportion. Sorry about your boiler Nik-Nik - am starting to feel responsible.

:blink:

:o

OMG!!!! Is that why??....

No matter Shroomay...t'is working for now. I'm enjoying it while it lasts wink.gif ......take care!!!

I wonder what he smells like? Been off the booze and drugs for a while. . . . . . ....

HA ha ha laugh.gif

Thought it were a Souzhelle post then tongue.gif

Darn210 Enthusiast

HiYas!!! Just a poop-in to say Hi and I'm alive and it's 7:48am

and a *snicker* fer dis:

OMG. . . . . .....I have missed something. . . . . ....

You are meeting with Hewlett Packard??... . :unsure:. . ...you are.. .. . .printing and scanning things?. .. .. :huh:

:rolleyes:

Hoping to spend some time on my go see HP next weekend.

elye Community Regular

Hi, Jyaghnutt! :) Are you a Russell Brandian?

Hope you enjoyed it K. I saw it at the pictures movies ......HEE-LARY-US!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

Gonna rent this. . . .. .

Thought it were a Souzhelle post then tongue.gif

Yes, I thought of Soooozle as I was contemplating RB's scent. .. . .. ....I am certain that he either smells glorious or horrific, somehow... ... . there would be no in-between with him, to be sure..... :rolleyes:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Went to a fab party last night that my friend threw for her hubby's sixtieth. Catered treats, live swing band, lots of theater people. I could only eat the shrimp and sausage, but I heard the bread dipped in fondue was nasty, so I'm not terribly distressed. Got soyed, I think, so a bit of a headache, but it should pass.


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kareng Grand Master

" Get him to the Greek " was funny. Some of the funniest bits were when he was being himself.

Arthur should be funny. Helen Mirren is playing the butler. ... Oh yeah, you already knew that.

Jess the headache as nothing to do the consumption of adult beverages? Perhaps they contain soy?

Jestgar Rising Star

I only had two tiny glasses of wine then switched to water. Whatever allergens I was consuming made it difficult to breath and I didn't want to make that worse with alcohol. Not sure what else was in the sausages. Peach maybe (allergic to peaches).

elye Community Regular

Catered treats, live swing band, lots of theater people.

GAH! Heaven. . . . .. .....!!! :)B)

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm looking forward to seeing him in the Arthur remake.

Me too! :rolleyes:

Hmmm, I just noticed I had a phlip-over of major proportion. Sorry about your boiler Nik-Nik - am starting to feel responsible.

Oye....could it be?? :unsure:

Yep, he will! I think Sunday night. . . . . . . ..

Thanks Em--we should I'll make sure we're home by then. (we're in SJ)

HiYas!!! Just a poop-in to say Hi and I'm alive and it's 7:48am

Hi Jan-it!!!!!! :D I was just thinkin' bout you!

Got soyed, I think, so a bit of a headache, but it should pass.

Stupid soy :angry:

Pheel better :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HiYas!!! Just a poop-in to say Hi and I'm alive and it's 7:48am

Morning Gyiann-ette!!

3.59pm here. Getting dark dry.gif

I only had two tiny glasses of wine then switched to water. Whatever allergens I was consuming made it difficult to breath and I didn't want to make that worse with alcohol. Not sure what else was in the sausages. Peach maybe (allergic to peaches).

EEek Jess!! Peaches are in the peanut group aren't they??? unsure.gif

WIH are peaches doing in yer bangers anyway wink.gif

When are you American peeps doing yer giving of the thanks???.... oh!!...and then your 'Black Friday' sale thingy, right?? unsure.gif

kareng Grand Master

We have a company here that makes lovely chicken and apple sausages. Apparently, Americans like different flavors in their sausages. Peaches get used a lot in sauces and salsa, too. I did not know a peach and a peanut were cousins.

Just used some of my overcooked potatoes from the other night to make potato pancakes or " Irish Latkes". Yummmmm! Have been wondering if you could do that with overcooked, mushy rice?

jerseyangel Proficient

WIH are peaches doing in yer bangers anyway

<snort>

When are you American peeps doing yer giving of the thanks???.... oh!!...and then your 'Black Friday' sale thingy, right?? unsure.gif

This comin' Thursday, Nik--wif Black Phriday to immediately phollow.

Tis 11:13 AM here--bright, brisk, late phall day B)

jerseyangel Proficient

Just used some of my overcooked potatoes from the other night to make potato pancakes or " Irish Latkes". Yummmmm! Have been wondering if you could do that with overcooked, mushy rice?

Italians do a version--mushy cooked rice, egg, and grated sharp cheese, rolled in breadcrumbs (we could just leave that part out) and fried.

The potato ones sound yummy :)

kareng Grand Master

Russell Brand had a song on the movie ( his character is a rock star) about "want your bangers and mash". It got progressively more raunchy as the song progressed to the point that I don't think he was talking about breakfast sausage and potatoes. ;)

kareng Grand Master

Italians do a version--mushy cooked rice, egg, and grated sharp cheese, rolled in breadcrumbs (we could just leave that part out) and fried.

The potato ones sound yummy :)

Sounds yummy. I have a blenderized loaf of bread in the freezer for bread crumbs. Of course, I really don't need more yummy fried food recipes. :(

jerseyangel Proficient

Italian Rice Balls <giggle>

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Judy3 Contributor

Italian Rice Balls made me giggle too... warped minded woman that I am :P

Jestgar Rising Star

Italian Rice Balls <giggle>

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They served these last night, on the end of a stick so people ate them like lollipops.

kareng Grand Master

They served these last night, on the end of a stick so people ate them like lollipops.

:ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Just used some of my overcooked potatoes from the other night to make potato pancakes or " Irish Latkes". Yummmmm! Have been wondering if you could do that with overcooked, mushy rice?

..looked 'em up! They look good!! (but evil ph34r.gif)

Kinda reminds me of 'bubble & squeak'.

It got progressively more raunchy as the song progressed to the point that I don't think he was talking about breakfast sausage and potatoes.

laugh.gif Bangers are just sausages - we don't really have 'breakfast' sausages, they're all the same (except chipolatas blink.gif ... which are more like 'cocktail' sausages)

Anyhoo, yer choice of any banger in the UK that is gluten-free is limited dry.gif

6.22pm & I have my pj's on ph34r.gif

kareng Grand Master

..looked 'em up! They look good!! (but evil ph34r.gif)

Kinda reminds me of 'bubble & squeak'.

laugh.gif Bangers are just sausages - we don't really have 'breakfast' sausages, they're all the same (except chipolatas blink.gif ... which are more like 'cocktail' sausages)

Anyhoo, yer choice of any banger in the UK that is gluten-free is limited dry.gif

6.22pm & I have my pj's on ph34r.gif

I just took the boiled potatoes and musher up with egg, onion & a touch of flour and fried in oil. Latkes are usually the same just shredded potatoes.

Called them breakfast sausage to differentiate between the sausage he was referring to by the end of the song.

Odd, most sausage here is gluten-free.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Odd, most sausage here is gluten-free.

Oh really?? ...yours must be ....more meaty wink.gifph34r.gif

Ours are usually filled out with rusk (wheat)

elye Community Regular

Peaches get used a lot in sauces and salsa, too.

Rather like a chutney, no?

Russell Brand had a song on the movie ( his character is a rock star) about "want your bangers and mash". It got progressively more raunchy as the song progressed to the point that I don't think he was talking about breakfast sausage and potatoes. ;)

Hmm. . . ...was gonna rent AND watch this movie next Friday with Jack when he is home for a PD day. . . . . .. . ...perhaps not? :unsure:

..looked 'em up! They look good!! (but evil ph34r.gif)

Kinda reminds me of 'bubble & squeak'.

Another example of fine, creative British phrasing. .. . . we come up with no such great names o'er here. .. . .. .BUT - - why is this dish called bubble and squeak? Does it actually bubble, and perhaps squeak against yer teeth when you chew it? :huh:

Matters not, as it is a terrific name... . B)

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