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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Good god Patti, I forgot to ask......did you get your stove and most importantly did the bread baking resume?!?!?!? :blink:

Yes--it came yesterday :D It was quite the production to install--it's a slide in model, and even before they could begin, the electrician had to install a 220 electric line to it.

It looks beautiful--Patti is very happy :P

Bread baking is about to resume as we speak! Did I mention it has a "proof" setting for bread? :D:D


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elye Community Regular
We have a nasty bit of weather moving in late tonight and all day tomorrow....ugh! The commutes will be fun tomorrow. Anyone else besides Patti and Judy (who are in the same state as me) getting winter weather tomorrow?

I can't believe it! NO! We're in for a beauti9ful weekend....temps around freezing, sunny.....aaaaaahhhhhh.... :)

Bread baking is about to resume as we speak! Did I mention it has a "proof" setting for bread?

Another aaaaaahhhhhhhh....I can just smell that baking gluten-free bread....... :):)

Off to work! Interesting inside story about the Quest later.... ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
We have a nasty bit of weather moving in late tonight and all day tomorrow....ugh! The commutes will be fun tomorrow. Anyone else besides Patti and Judy (who are in the same state as me) getting winter weather tomorrow?

Just some snow, sleet, and freezing rain . . . but other than that, should be fine.

Off to work! Interesting inside story about the Quest later.... ;)

Ohhhh. . . antoher tease!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Off to work! Interesting inside story about the Quest later.... ;)

I'll be looking forward to that :)

WardGirl Rookie
Hi Jaquie :) ........... is it CSI????....Nick Stokes in your av...

Yes nikki you've got the guy in my avatar correct. I'm a confirmed member of the George Eads/Nick Stokes Syndrome Ward.

The knower of all knowledge knows who I drool over regularly besides him :)

Congrats to Michelle for coming in 4th on the Yukon Quest. It has been fun following the action if only by computer.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So we are coming up with a plan today so we wont have to work tomorrow, since it appears it is going to very dangerous out with the snow and ice and all. SO our plan right now is to work until 9 or 10 tonight and then be off all day tomorrow. We have to get in touch with our supervisor who is out all week. I would work the extra time tonight to not have to risk being in an accident tomorrow.

as for my drool list...hmm where should I start....

jerseyangel Proficient
So we are coming up with a plan today so we wont have to work tomorrow, since it appears it is going to very dangerous out with the snow and ice and all. SO our plan right now is to work until 9 or 10 tonight and then be off all day tomorrow. We have to get in touch with our supervisor who is out all week. I would work the extra time tonight to not have to risk being in an accident tomorrow.

Amanda--that sounds like a great idea. I worry about Matt (my son)--he has to drive all the way to Langhorne to work. He takes the turnpike, so hopefully, they'll have that pretty clear.

Anyway, you may end up with a long weekend!! Yea! :D


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CONGRATS TO MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!

Patti's baking bread!!!!!! YUM (.......dear GOD!!..how HUNGRY AM I if I think gluten-free bread is yum........ weight loss diets can do strange things to people :blink: ) in her shiny new oven !! ...try not to get it dirty!!! :D

as for my drool list...hmm where should I start....

I think we should compile yet another 'most fanciable man' list ;) .........starting contribution from Jaquie with the bloke from CSI...George Eads.

Mmmm, I like that bloke.....<what's his name???>...with the wonky nose (I like imperfections :blink: ) ..,<googling>.....Owen Wilson :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Bloke I love--Jon Hamm from "Mad Men" :wub:

Nikki--notice I said "bloke :D

Bread's in the oven rising.....it should smell real good in here in a little while.

dlp252 Apprentice

Didn't fully catch up, but I see that Michelle came in fourth! Congratulations to Michelle!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Let me see....my list

1) Jon Bon Jovi

2) Chris Siebert...I dont care he is gay, he is very good looking!

3) George Stepanopalos (cant spell it though)

4) Simon Cowell (sadly, I do think he is good looking)

5) Matthew Perry

on my so-so list....hmm well I think Ryan Stiles is farily good looking and I think Danny is cute.

So I am a little strange but thats why I fit in so well with my sillies!

Jestgar Rising Star
Bread baking is about to resume as we speak! Did I mention it has a "proof" setting for bread? :D:D

I thought you said "poof".

I was trying to figure out what gay bread would look like.

big feather boa?

Green12 Enthusiast
VOODOO POO??????

Nikki said VOODOO POO!!!! ....quite the opposite of sacred rivers of wee

Well...Michelle finished fourth.

HEY!! Didn't hear from any of youse guys last night!!

Congrats to Michelle, well done :)

I thought Tom was going to call, he must have passed out drunk fallen asleep?

Anyone else besides Patti and Judy (who are in the same state as me) getting winter weather tomorrow?

No, we are going to be in the high 40s for the next few days.

Does this mean your family get-together will have to be postponed? :(

Yes--it came yesterday :D It was quite the production to install--it's a slide in model, and even before they could begin, the electrician had to install a 220 electric line to it.

It looks beautiful--Patti is very happy :P

Bread baking is about to resume as we speak! Did I mention it has a "proof" setting for bread? :D:D

YAY!! Glad you are happy, and what a bonus with the bread proof setting :):)

I'm a confirmed member of the George Eads/Nick Stokes Syndrome Ward.

Excellent choice!! He's a fine male specimen :D

I think we should compile yet another 'most fanciable man' list ;) .........starting contribution from Jaquie with the bloke from CSI...George Eads.

Mmmm, I like that bloke.....<what's his name???>...with the wonky nose (I like imperfections :blink: ) ..,<googling>.....Owen Wilson :D

Good idea Nikki :)

Add these handsome fellas of course to the men who have already been mentioned, Jude Law, Hugh Grant, George Clooney.

Some of mine are (besides Jude and Hugh) Ewan McGregor, Josh Duhmel, David Boreanaz ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Some of mine are (besides Jude and Hugh) Ewan McGregor, Josh Duhmel, David Boreanaz ;)

Julie--

On the ABC affiliate in Philadelphia, the weatherman is Dave Roberts, who is David Boreanaz's father. :) He's also very good looking, albeit older :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oooh.....and here's Susie......but will she even be able to contribute to our 'bloke' list ????.......has she only got eyes for SquatsWifDingos??????? :unsure::lol:

Ok....off to google half the names ....wait .......SIMON COWELL?????? :lol: ...Amanda!!!!!!!!! (there is something about him though :blink: ......yeah....MONEY :lol::lol: )

Gay Bread is easily recognisable......it can dance & has excellent dress sense ;)

elye Community Regular
Yes nikki you've got the guy in my avatar correct. I'm a confirmed member of the George Eads/Nick Stokes Syndrome Ward.

JacquIe....You are Stoked!...... :rolleyes:

as for my drool list...hmm where should I start....

Drool list....Hmmmm.....

Nobody, to me, will ever equal the classic male ruggedness, beauty...the physical magnificence, of Robert Redford. The rest are rank amateurs, these new-age cover guys. I've always had a dream about drawing him......sigh.......... :wub:

I think a much more interesting "drool list" would be a compilation of things that actually make us drool. Let's see:

-Dental work, and consequential eating/speaking afterward

-Deep sleep--particularly when on the bus, head scrunched against the window

-The appearance of any food (Whoops! That's Gus)....

weight loss diets can do strange things to people :blink: )

Nikki!! Are you shrinking before everyone's eyes? We, of course, need a report on progress. The great thing is, you can just lie and lie...we will never know...unlike said Slimming Club, where your weight is yelled out to all present as you step on the spotlit scale on the stage.... :lol:

I thought you said "poof".

I was trying to figure out what gay bread would look like.

Or bread that just simply disappears... :rolleyes:

Okay, Quest story:

Our household had been quite curious about the mention in a news feed that Damn Dalton's Dogs were not cooperating as they prepared to leave from the last checkpoint. What was happening? Were the dogs attempting a bloodless coup, a takeover of the lead? Was there infighting, rebellion, a strike mounting? And was it enough to allow Michelle to overtake him?

Well, Will spoke to his bro, and apparently the problem involved his dogs' penises (penii, I believe). :lol: When the dogs are running these great distances, they are trained to pee as they go...no slowing down. So one can imagine how freezing of the area can occur, and does. Now, there are special Penis Slings (I am not kidding) that can be fitted on the dog's area, to protect it from freezing. Word is that Mr. Dalton didn't have his dogs slinged up. So, the temporary team breakdown was due to some freezing penii.

Guess he got them warmed up, however, as they stayed in third place.... :angry:

So now we all know what happened there. I'm certain it was bothering you all to no end.... :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Okay, Quest story:

Well now...if have this right, it seems that Mr. Dalton had no regard for the penial health of his dogs--and may I add that how would he have liked to have to freeze Little Mr. Dalton so that he could make better time :angry: Bet that woulda stopped him cold <_<But, get it--stopped him cold :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Amanda's drool list also includes

The mini chocolate egg thingys (that she was confessing about a few pages back) and

Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears

My drool list includes

Really good (chocolate) truffles

Really good English Toffee - but I'll settle for Heath Bars

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

Darn210 Enthusiast

So where does one go to buy dog penis slings? Or are they a custom made product . . . in which case, where does one go to get their dog measured for a penis sling?

I can't believe they train the dogs to pee on the run!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

If they're not stoppin', are the mushers wearing slings, too?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

EDIT: this BLASTED, a$$-cracking phorum keeps BUSTING me for "too many quotes." WHAT IN HELL IS THAT?????????????? so now, I have to erase some. BAH!!!!!!!! :angry:

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Ptaum said absolinthely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yes, David and I WILL be inviting the Phaerie into our lives......but $75 a bottle? :blink: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N.B In Ptaum's avatar (remember a house inhabited by TWO males) the seat is DOWN????

THE SEAT IS DOWN people!!!!!!!!!!!! ..............why?? (my mind working in a curious manner this eve ........I am quite the detective )

Well, my mind is otherwise occupied these days so thank you, Nicola, for this very astute observation. Yes, why INDEED - - toilet seats down at all in this male household?

OMG - Tom - nice new av and fu manchu but I have to say, John passed out in an absinthe haze in a crumpled heap was my faaaaaaavorite av of all time, I'm pretty sure. Every time I saw it - a pure guffaw. And BTW - he drinks an 18-pack and he's NOT an alkie? :huh: Susie thinks both of youse are in denial.....Susie consumed MANY a 12-pack in college :ph34r: - - rather a lot for a 110-pound girl (back then, pholks, surely not now :angry: )

I was thinking that David's avatar was . . . "A Dingo ate my baybay!!"

I think it was the lesser-used but still quite pertinent "a Dingo ate my Bar-bie!"

(I am in emoticon-conservation mode in case you wonder where all me smilies are)

You know they named BevMo after me cause everyone's alwys wanting mo' Bev

oh yeah baby........so glad to see yer gittin' yer mojo AND your brain back. :)

Oh . . . a lurker . . . who has chosen to make her first post on the Silly Thread!!!! Welcome stalker WardGirl! How long have you been casing the joint following along?

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JacquIe's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she's in a ward!!!!!!!!!! and she's SOOOOOOPER silly!!!!!!!!! more phun for us!!!!!!!!!!! ;P (MAJOR hottie in your av, BTW)

First off not to offend anyone but you are missing an 'i' in my name. It's JacquIe. WardGirl is what I refer to myself and many other girls who drool over a character on a TV show that we like. And yes we do get locked up in a Ward on a regular bases. It keeps the streets safer

:lol: mad

So, what is this? Couples Night in the Land of Silly?

(Couples Day? I don't fink we're seein' the Phreznans again)

;p

Phirst I told Jacquie to look at a really phunny post kwite a while back, then she pstarting peeking in phrom time to time, and now, good greeph, she has joined and pstarted posting. Where will the psilliness end? Pass the absinthe, please. I need the phaeries.

oh dear gawd. :lol: world's colliding, indeed. pOeter - heinous about the building-crasher. What an eejit.

Yes, Yes!! The kids and I saw it. . . My daughter pointed out the full moon on the way out this evening and then when we were coming home she said "Look, the moon isn't full anymore!!" She's one observant smart cookie. . . she's gonna be trouble when she gets older.

YA THINK?????????????? Well, she comes by it honestly now doesn't she!!!!!!!! :lol:

well well WELL I SEE OUR DINGO READING......................HA SQUATS............... I STILL WANT DETAILS............GIRLFRIEND

Okay - here's the 411, since evidently there has been some confusion as to who this new DingoBoy is.

<ahem>

SquatsWifDingos is, in fact, Susie's boyfriend. We are a dingo couple, and wif Annie, we are a dingo threesome. :lol: and......and.........and..........well you'll all just have to wait and see how things unfold, now won't ya. ;p And BTW he is NOT running unescorted through all of c.com. He stays safely tucked into the welcoming, AMPLE bosom of his girlfriend Sillies. I don't know whether he has zipper pharts or not, but I would imagine so. We'll discuss his phlatus, oh yes. We'll begin some charting, to see if we're compatible. I think all signs point to YES. :)

MICHELLE CAME IN FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! And she's goign to Belize! OMG these dogs in all the avs are SO beautiful..........

Katsumi the Japanese budgie. I think I like it. :) Not quite the charm as Heinous, but it'll do.

Nicola - voodoo poo. :lol: My new favorite phrase.

OMG. I HAVE to catch up with real life now, sillies. PLEASE keep yer damn postings to a minimum. I AM going to become our next queen, and WILL enforce some posting limits. ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you just SEE how you like it then, under my despotic reign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<insert diabolical face here>

:wub: love you sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Ok....off to google half the names ....wait .......SIMON COWELL?????? :lol: ...Amanda!!!!!!!!! (there is something about him though :blink: ......yeah....MONEY :lol::lol: )

Yep and that harsh attitude, it just gets me sometimes, the snotty remarks....:) As for my Danny I think it is the reddish curly hair. I like that too.

Amanda's drool list also includes

The mini chocolate egg thingys (that she was confessing about a few pages back) and

Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears

My drool list includes

Really good (chocolate) truffles

Really good English Toffee - but I'll settle for Heath Bars

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

and Creme Brulee ice cream.....and chocolate milk shakes....

So where does one go to buy dog penis slings? Or are they a custom made product . . . in which case, where does one go to get their dog measured for a penis sling?

I can't believe they train the dogs to pee on the run!!

Penis Slings....

maybe Play Dog?

As for peeing on the run, interesting....gross in a way but interesting.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

PENIS SLING? :huh::lol: I actually just used this term, a few weeks ago. I was in TJ Maxx, and there were several of these weird sling-thingy's. I was with a girlfriend and we could not figure out what these things were, in the handbag section (they actually were carriers for skis). So I yelled out - - OMG - what is this contraption? I think it's a PENIS SLING!!!!!!!! And several people looked at us like this ---> :huh: And several others were like this ---> :lol:

Well now...if have this right, it seems that Mr. Dalton had no regard for the penial health of his dogs--and may I add that how would he have liked to have to freeze Little Mr. Dalton so that he could make better time :angry: Bet that woulda stopped him cold <_<But, get it--stopped him cold :P

Patti said penial health!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Mr. Dalton is evil, I think. :angry: He has violated the penial and urinary codes of the race. This is not right!!!!!!!!

So where does one go to buy dog penis slings? Or are they a custom made product . . . in which case, where does one go to get their dog measured for a penis sling?

TJ Maxx. See my above post. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
So where does one go to buy dog penis slings? Or are they a custom made product . . . in which case, where does one go to get their dog measured for a penis sling?

OHHHHHH . . . I KNOWWWWW!!!! Martha Stewart's fancy schmancy new Pet Magazine will probably do a whole series on where to get them, all the top designers, this year's latest colors and additional coordinating items (matching musher slings).

elye Community Regular
--and may I add that how would he have liked to have to freeze Little Mr. Dalton so that he could make better time.

Patti! :lol::lol::lol:

Little Mr. Dalton......

So where does one go to buy dog penis slings? Or are they a custom made product . . . in which case, where does one go to get their dog measured for a penis sling?

I dunno, but I ain't measurin' their inseams!

Likely there is a specialty shop of some sort. The Penis Place. :lol:

Now there's a thought....are the mushers wearing slings? I perhaps would be amenable to measurement of some of their inseams..... :lol:;):ph34r:

Susie!!!! You just sound so happy! I can actually hear it in your print....

So wonderful. :)

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