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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Anybody else wondering why Bev knows her BIL's . . . ummmm . . . bathroom schedule??

:P So funny....it reminds me of my Uncle Louie--phunny guy! He used to comment about one of my great aunt's bathroom schedule, saying--she only goes once a week! :o And he'd always make that face-- :o . He always seemed quite taken with this particular fact....

I always wondered the same thing--how did he know? Did they discuss such things? :unsure:

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Good heavens........

Where on earth is everybody?.... . ....

Helloooooooooo-o-o-ooo-ooooo???? :huh:

Chattin' wif meself........... :rolleyes:

Sillies the tumble weeds are taking over today...

Where is everyone????

I'm here. I have been busy all morning with store stuff.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Nobody smilin' in this household tonight!!!

:unsure: uh-oh........what in hell happened there? what heinosity will befall you? oh POOPY COW indeed! :angry:

Hmmm do I get a turn w/ the double Ds? :P

:lol: No, you do not.

Ptaum - is the air totally smoky where you are? We have quite the haze goign on here today.....hot, hazy, yucky, big warnings against outdoor activities. but - at least we're not 110........

My BIL calls it "laying cable" which for him, who goes about bi-weekly, is quite appropriate!!!!!!!!

:lol: excellent - and descriptive :unsure:

Anybody else wondering why Bev knows her BIL's . . . ummmm . . . bathroom schedule??

now why would you make this query, gian-knit.....don't we ALL mutually discuss our poops, with everyone??? :lol:

Nicola - a day trip to France????? how glamorous your Alan is........and watching Wimbledon? Are ya eatin' strawberries and champagne there???????????

got nowt else sillies..............oh EXCEPT THAT Kissey showed up w/ a very expensive bottle of absinthe last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Photo coming soon. Ptaum - 'twas the St. George - - - WAAAAAAAAAAY better than the Kubler!!!!! But still - no phaerie sightings......... :P

tom Contributor
tom
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Well that was weird. I somehow got logged out from just hitting 'Next Page'.

Meanwhile Al is continuing his world tour.....and is travelling to France tomorrow (day trip with the school)....

This sort of talk makes us too jealous.

Watching Wimbledon....lovely summers day...

Ahhhhhhhhh ;)

Does Knichy watch other tennis too or just the grand ole Lady that is Wimbledon??

Ptaum - is the air totally smoky where you are?

I was gonna say no, and how a map on the news showed the south bay being spared but then I went outside & UGH!! Not as bad as much of the bay area I'm sure, but pretty hazy and I can smell the smoke.

SJ had no sign of smoke earlier. :angry:

I wonder if it's from Napa or south of Monterey. Pretty far, either way. Maybe there are new ones.

Anyone see the report of >800 fires in CA? Mostly northern and started by weird rainless lightning storms.

got nowt else sillies..............oh EXCEPT THAT Kissey showed up w/ a very expensive bottle of absinthe last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Photo coming soon. Ptaum - 'twas the St. George - - - WAAAAAAAAAAY better than the Kubler!!!!! But still - no phaerie sightings......... :P

St. George is so different. Starts w/ a brandy base.

BevMo has added a couple more lately, but both get terrible reviews online. Artificial colors - bleh - and one gets compared to Scope!! :lol::wacko:

I have 1/2 a bottle of St George here still. Should try it again. Lucid remains my fav. :) :) :D:)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gaaahhh! :lol: Was just emailing back and forth wif me bro, and was mentioning how his euphemism for moving one's bowels is quite phunny. He said, "that one's not as phunny as "bombing the Oval Office".......

:lol::lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Quick poop-in.......

My kids... I just cannot even tell you how aggravated with these two I am. What was I saying about how I can't wait for summer vacation? How long did ya'll give me before I took it back? Well, I'M THERE!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Stay strong, Sarah! :)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Oh Sarah!!! Hang in There!!!!

A lot of my coworkers have been saying the same thing, I wish school was starting again.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh, and WTH is a 'Zoning board' meeting???? :unsure:

Zoning Boards deal with city planning. They responsible for what type of buildings (residential, commercial, industrial, etc) can be built where. They won't let a garbage dump go in next to my multi-milliion dollar mansion humble abode. There's a lot more to it than that, but that's the idea. We were fighting the school board to keep them from putting in a highschool sports facility in the backyard (so to speak) of the elementary school, taking up virtually all of the grass/play area. We lost.

Quick poop-in.......

My kids... I just cannot even tell you how aggravated with these two I am. What was I saying about how I can't wait for summer vacation? How long did ya'll give me before I took it back? Well, I'M THERE!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:<_<

You know . . . when you started talkin' about how excited you were that school was out . . .I just thought . . . well, she's got more patience/energy/discipline/control/stamina/chocolate/booze/you-name-it than me. Guess, not! :lol::lol: Maybe you should make a run to the BevMo.

elye Community Regular
elye
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We were fighting the school board to keep them from putting in a highschool sports facility in the backyard (so to speak) of the elementary school, taking up virtually all of the grass/play area. We lost.

Ah.....'Tis a tough loss, Janet. Hopefully you'll be in your neighboUrhood long enough that your kids will be able to enjoy this new sports facility once they're in high school (The bright side of it, I guess?).......

Maybe you should make a run to the BevMo.

This, I believe, is sound advice, Sarah. :lol:

Keep strong, Supermom!!!!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I've got Jack pacing me on his bike for my morning run. It's quite phunny...he'll be WAY ahead of me, chattering away non-stop, and I cannot hear a word he's saying. Every now and then I'll yell out a "yeah"....or "really, eh?" At this time, I remain ignorant of all the brillliant thoughts that fly through that kid's mind..... . . . :rolleyes::lol:

When people tell stories like this, I always picture them. As I read your description, I was picturing you and Jack, adding details as I read along... I get to "really, eh?" and I add in a Canadian accent, and PPPPPOOOWW, instantly burst out laughing-- machine-gunning chewed up broccoli salad all over my desk. :rolleyes: Ya know, actually spitting out food from laughter is really messy. There's my pay for laughing at somebody's accent-- my keyboard is never gonna be the same again. :lol:

Meanwhile Al is continuing his world tour.....and is travelling to France tomorrow (day trip with the school)....I have to drop him off at school at 5.30am :o ...

DAY trip to FRANCE?!?! Oh... mah... GAH!!!!! :insanelyjealousface:

You know . . . when you started talkin' about how excited you were that school was out . . .I just thought . . . well, she's got more patience/energy/discipline/control/stamina/chocolate/booze/you-name-it than me. Guess, not! :lol::lol: Maybe you should make a run to the BevMo.

Dude, totally. By the time Brian got home last night, I was wondering to myself, "How bad would it be to get totally schnockered on a Monday night?" Yesterday blew. Today actually hasn't been QUITE as bad.

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curlyfries
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Hmmm do I get a turn w/ the double Ds? :P

Ummmmm...............exactly what were you planning to do with them? I get them before Ptaughmn, cuz I don't want damaged goods! <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ah.....'Tis a tough loss, Janet. Hopefully you'll be in your neighboUrhood long enough that your kids will be able to enjoy this new sports facility once they're in high school (The bright side of it, I guess?).......

Considering the sport in question and my kids athletic preferences . . . doubtful. The problem is they are fencing it all in . . . makes it unusable to anyone else . . . including the hundreds of children that go to the elementary school. It's a beautiful facility (on paper), it's just way too big to put it where they are trying to put it. I'm not sure where they are going to get the giant shoe-horn . . . and that's it, I shall whinje no more . . . at least on that particular topic.

Hmmm do I get a turn w/ the double Ds? :P

Ummmmm...............exactly what were you planning to do with them? I get them before Ptaughmn, cuz I don't want damaged goods! <_<

All of you guys (not just tom & Lisa) . . . you do realize that along with the DD's come responsibility!!! You must properly care for them . . . a good supportive bra with underwire and thick straps . . . no lacey flimsy thing!!! Also, be prepared for your clothes to not fit you properly, pulling and gaping and the heinosity of horizontal stripes making you look . . . chestier?

elye Community Regular
elye
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I get to "really, eh?" and I add in a Canadian accent, and PPPPPOOOWW, instantly burst out laughing-- machine-gunning chewed up broccoli salad all over my desk. :rolleyes: Ya know, actually spitting out food from laughter is really messy. There's my pay for laughing at somebody's accent-- my keyboard is never gonna be the same again. :lol:

:lol::lol:

We do sound rather hilarious, 'tis true..... :lol:

Jack has come to realize that I only hear about a tenth of what he's saying as he's cycling at a good clip ahead of me, so this morning he begins to scream his dialogue and questions to me. Like, the loudest screaming many of us, I'm sure, have ever heard.

"WHAT THE HECK KIND OF TREE IS THAT, MOM??!!", for example.............. :o:o:lol:

All of you guys (not just tom & Lisa) . . . you do realize that along with the DD's come responsibility!!! You must properly care for them . . . a good supportive bra with underwire and thick straps . . . no lacey flimsy thing!!! Also, be prepared for your clothes to not fit you properly, pulling and gaping and the heinosity of horizontal stripes making you look . . . chestier?

I do believe that I would be willing to attempt tolerace of these things... ... .. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I do believe that I would be willing to attempt tolerace of these things... ... .. :rolleyes:

Yeah--I'd be willing to give it a shot B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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All of you guys (not just tom & Lisa) . . . you do realize that along with the DD's come responsibility!!! You must properly care for them . . . a good supportive bra with underwire and thick straps . . . no lacey flimsy thing!!! Also, be prepared for your clothes to not fit you properly, pulling and gaping and the heinosity of horizontal stripes making you look . . . chestier?

Not to mention, NO cute colors for underpinnings, half the men you know couldn't answer the question "How many eyes do I have?", and, your cats are SURE you've stashed something really cool in there.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Not to mention, NO cute colors for underpinnings, half the men you know couldn't answer the question "How many eyes do I have?", and, your cats are SURE you've stashed something really cool in there.

Again, I'd be willing to chance it.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Wasn't there a discussion about cutlets at one point?

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they're only 6 bucks a pair.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Surely these have been discussed at some point

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Wasn't there a discussion about cutlets at one point?

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they're only 6 bucks a pair.

I tend to stay away from things like this and shoulder pads....they make me uncomfortable, like they're going to fall out or shift position. I would be forever trying to adjust them and check to make sure they wern't showing. Yep--I'm that anal :D

Surely these have been discussed at some point

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Gawd :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I tend to stay away from things like this and shoulder pads....they make me uncomfortable, like they're going to fall out or shift position.

Yep...... .. ..I'd surely end up with one of those things coming out the bottom of my shorts..... ..

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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....they make me uncomfortable, like they're going to fall out or shift position. I would be forever trying to adjust them and check to make sure they wern't showing.

Just like the DD's!!! Still want 'em??

elye Community Regular
elye
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....they make me uncomfortable, like they're going to fall out or shift position. I would be forever trying to adjust them and check to make sure they wern't showing.

Just like the DD's!!! Still want 'em??

Man... .. if I had DD's, I'd be forever makin' sure they were showing..... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Man... .. if I had DD's, I'd be forever makin' sure they were showing..... :lol:

Oh yeah.... :rolleyes:

tom Contributor
tom
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Ummmmm...............exactly what were you planning to do with them? I get them before Ptaughmn, cuz I don't want damaged goods! <_<

:o I can't imagine what kind of damage could be done. Promise I'll wash 'em.

Some comedienne, maybe Sarah Silverman(?), said "ever shower w/ a man? .. ..I'll tell ya ONE thing - yer tits have never been cleaner"

All of you guys (not just tom & Lisa) . . . you do realize that along with the DD's come responsibility!!! You must properly care for them . . . a good supportive bra with underwire and thick straps . . . no lacey flimsy thing!!! Also, be prepared for your clothes to not fit you properly, pulling and gaping and the heinosity of horizontal stripes making you look . . . chestier?

Clothes???!! I'm not leavin' the house on MY day :rolleyes::D

Jack has come to realize that I only hear about a tenth of what he's saying . .

Is the Ripper reading along w/out mom's knowledge?

Not to mention, NO cute colors for underpinnings, half the men you know couldn't answer the question "How many eyes do I have?"

TWO! . ....o wait .. ..how many what?

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