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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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(just a wee halloooooo for me sillies)

:wub: Been thinking about you!!!

Another phunny from Mom:

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said:

'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

OH MY GOD

My new mantra.............

hi all and hi susie

judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Another phunny from Mom:

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said:

'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

what she said :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I heard something about...........free boobs??????????????????????

Um, heck yeah, I AM going to apply!!!!!

;)

(just a wee halloooooo for me sillies)

Susie!! Good to see you. I was just going to send you a note since I hadn't seen you in a while . . . but now I know to start talking about free boobs and that will catch your attention!! :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Gus is still sulking, as he always does when we get home from a long trip away. Quite a performance - - he needs to communicate that he was NOT pleased how we left him, and that it had best never happen again. :lol:

So Gus doesn't like it when your MIL visits, either?? How did Chelsie-Elsie do?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Gus is still sulking, as he always does when we get home from a long trip away. Quite a performance - - he needs to communicate that he was NOT pleased how we left him, and that it had best never happen again. :lol:

Like I tell me nieces, "use your words!"

(just a wee halloooooo for me sillies)

Hi Susie :wub: I'm glad you pooped in with a wee hello :)

Another phunny from Mom:

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

:lol: Sarah, thanks to your mum for the phunny silly

hi all and hi susie

judy

Hi Judy!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

YAY!!! A Susie sighting!! :):):wub:

Li'l boobs an' all!!! :lol:

I still guffaw loudly when I see Janet's av.... .. .absolutely THEE phunniest I've seen..... :lol:

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

:lol::lol::lol:

And she probably had A COUPLE of dental implants with no feeling of "hoo-boy.......was I wrong to do this?"

So Gus doesn't like it when your MIL visits, either?? How did Chelsie-Elsie do?

Gawd.......MIL leaves in 26 hours and 53 minutes. :):)<_<

Gus very politely tolerates anybody....after all, that's where his food and exercise were coming from... :rolleyes: .... . .Elsie went out of her mind when we all clashed in the driveway upon our return - - just berserk. Gus ran around, happily wagging but keeping himself in check. Not much puppy left in him, I'm afraid......

All right...must check me email, as those Psummit photos should be in my mailbox from DH.....

Stay tuned......

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yay, finalement!

Don't we just look the silliest?

Can't really see much of our boobs.... ... .

Y'know.....Perhaps this is best...... :huh::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Good Morning, Sillies!

OMG....Is skee ball that torturous game to which my children subject me at our Summer Festival, where I try pitifully to roll a baseball up a ramp and into an impossibly small inner ring worth 100 points? Oh, gaaaaahhhhhh.....

Bev, you have even more, newfound respect from me now. A gold medal in this activity seems just unattainable in my challenged eyes. <_<:lol:

I'm certain that Bev did NOT weep during the playing of the anthem, but she has mentioned a rare love for all things Canuck, so if they had struck up Oh Canada, well....may have been a different story...

Tis one and the same!!!!!!!!!!!! there was no weeping during the anthem, but people were standing behind me applauding (how funny is that? :lol: ). If it had been the Canuckian anthem, I would have wept (and then drank a Molson!)

I heard something about...........free boobs??????????????????????

Um, heck yeah, I AM going to apply!!!!!

;)

(just a wee halloooooo for me sillies)

A wee hallo from our Susie Q is better than no hallo :wub: :wub: :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Yay, finalement!

Don't we just look the silliest?

Can't really see much of our boobs.... ... .

Y'know.....Perhaps this is best...... :huh::lol:

Althought this picture is quite nice . . . surely this in not the boob picture!!! Where is it?? Inquiring minds want to know!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

love the photo of Patti and Emily.........beauties for sure..........

and a sighting from Bev and ditto.........A wee hallo from our Susie Q is better than no hallo :wub: :wub: :wub:

about some boobs.......... I'll sare some of mine.........mine are a 'dragging' these days :lol:

Judy

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

As my 4 year old niece would say "You look some pretty!" :D

Edit: You look so pwetty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
about some boobs.......... I'll sare some of mine.........mine are a 'dragging' these days :lol:

Judy

:lol: Judy!

Well....a' dragging is better than a-absent........!

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
:lol: Judy!

Well....a' dragging is better than a-absent........!

:lol:

:lol: HA Yes, but you can stuff something in your bra..........I have to tuck mine into my belt. :ph34r::angry::blink:

NOT a purtty site I say.

B)

tom Contributor
tom
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...but wait :unsure: .....how does Ptaughmn know about such sites :blink::lol:

I thought you all knew .. .. :unsure: .. ...didn't I mention last summer/fall that I'm a pre-operative lesbian trapped in a man's body?

:lol:

OK, OK, I saw it on the news a while back. :P

(I just knew that question would come up)

(just a wee halloooooo for me sillies)

<a wee wave in a southeasterly direction>

Shortest Fairy Tale :lol:

YAY!!! A Susie sighting!! :):):wub:

Yeah, what she said :) :) :wub:

All right...must check me email, as those Psummit photos should be in my mailbox from DH.....

Stay tuned......

Em's psummit av!!! Lookin' good, you two!! :)

..........I have to tuck mine into my belt. :ph34r::angry::blink:

:o:lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
I have to tuck mine into my belt. :ph34r::angry::blink:

NOT a purtty site I say.

B)

GAHHHH!!!!!

:lol::lol:

I thought you all knew .. .. :unsure: .. ...didn't I mention last summer/fall that I'm a pre-operative lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Oh yeah!! I forgot!!! ;)

:lol:

Em & Patti - they really do look some pretty!!! :D

Snoozle pop in :)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
:lol: HA Yes, but you can stuff something in your bra..........I have to tuck mine into my belt. :ph34r::angry::blink:

NOT a purtty site I say.

B)

Judy :lol: :lol: My mom's too......she got ALL the boobs. Me and my sis none until she had babies and went from a B to a C++++. (green:jealous:emoticon). If I want cleavage, I gotta use duct tape :o

I thought you all knew .. .. :unsure: .. ...didn't I mention last summer/fall that I'm a pre-operative lesbian trapped in a man's body?

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

The problem with those large bras:

Open Original Shared Link

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
The problem with those large bras:

Open Original Shared Link

:huh::rolleyes::lol::lol::blink:

*Cuddly* and *bat* do not belong in the same sentence!!! :o

And I think *cozy* should be replaced with *SUFFOCATING*!!!!!!! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

And she felt bad :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG....a bat in one's bra........nightmare...........

Although if ya had TWO tucked in each side, it'd help things visually, at least....... <_<

If I want cleavage, I gotta use duct tape :o

This is one of the few things I have never tried with duct tape. Does it work? Hmmmmm..I have a wedding to attend Saturday - - quite a formal affair at a golf club......I may be able to make my dress much more nicely filled out, methinks.

But what about when I need to rip it off at bedtime? :oEeeeyyyyoooowww......

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mygawd.....what are those funny little numbers running across my boob in my av?? Can everyone else see them? Patti doesn't have any on HER boobs.....

What does it mean??.........................

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Judy :lol: :lol: My mom's too......she got ALL the boobs. Me and my sis none until she had babies and went from a B to a C++++. (green:jealous:emoticon). If I want cleavage, I gotta use duct tape :o

:lol: :lol:

There are instructions for such things:

Open Original Shared Link

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Mygawd.....what are those funny little numbers running across my boob in my av?? Can everyone else see them? Patti doesn't have any on HER boobs.....

What does it mean??.........................

Ummm....that's the date, silly. Do you get dates often? Obviously Patteigh doesn't. :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
There are instructions for such things:

Open Original Shared Link

This is giving me a headache just trying to figure it out :wacko: Not that it would do me any good. <_< Mine would get lost amongst the towel and all that duct tape! :rolleyes:

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