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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Well, finally got some GOOD news today. They tested my immune system a month ago for how much the Lyme is impacting it. A normal person is 2-17%. I came in at a whopping 2%. Hey! I'm almost normal.

Wow! This is Great news, Bevel!! :):)


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psawyer Proficient
Well, finally got some GOOD news today. They tested my immune system a month ago for how much the Lyme is impacting it. A normal person is 2-17%. I came in at a whopping 2%. Hey! I'm almost normal.

WooHoo! Oh, wait, I'm not sure normalcy is permitted in Sillyville. Oh, heck, YIPPEEE anyway!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Well, finally got some GOOD news today. They tested my immune system a month ago for how much the Lyme is impacting it. A normal person is 2-17%. I came in at a whopping 2%. Hey! I'm almost normal. And my antibiotical break has been extended for at least 2 more weeks!!! After that- you don't wanna know. I'll just concentrate on the good for now :D

This is great news Bev.

hi Nikki , emilyand Julie and all the rest..........still working on posting 'quotes' guess 9:30 at nite isn't the best time as brain already went to bed. :lol:

Only problem with gardening most of the day is ............after wards..........have to water it all in...........but Jim sot some great photos of my star gazer lilies.

they smell so goodl. :)

Carry on Sillies

Judy

Green12 Enthusiast
Well, duct tape will NOT keep my boobs up. I need a little portable shelf er sumfin'.... . . .bit o' scaffolding... . .

How about wires?.... . .Brackets?.... . .

Here I was traipsing through Sears and Walmart, when I think I should have headed straight fer Home Depot....... <_<:rolleyes:

:lol:

So I was thinking about your dress with the low back challenge.....you just have to duct tape in the front, not all the way around. Yes, hoist them way up and then slap the tape across securely to hold em in place, across and up and down...I think it will work ;) ....you'll need an assistant of course, if DH isn't available maybe Gus could lend a hand

Indeed, sillies seem scarce today. While I'm keeping abreast of the discussion, I don't think I will be able to add any, um, support to a decision regarding a bra. :ph34r:

:lol: Peter!!!!!

Well, finally got some GOOD news today. They tested my immune system a month ago for how much the Lyme is impacting it. A normal person is 2-17%. I came in at a whopping 2%. Hey! I'm almost normal. And my antibiotical break has been extended for at least 2 more weeks!!! After that- you don't wanna know. I'll just concentrate on the good for now :D

Excellent news Beeve!!!! :D Yes, focus on the positive things for now :)

but Jim sot some great photos of my star gazer lilies.

they smell so goodl. :)

I hope you'll post the pics in your avatar Judy, I would love to see :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I hope you'll post the pics in your avatar Judy, I would love to see :)

I'll give it the old silly try ;) Julie

jerseyangel Proficient

Emily--

I have the perfect solution for you--

Open Original Shared Link

;):DB)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Emily--

I have the perfect solution for you--

Open Original Shared Link

;):DB)

GAWD...........I'd have to attach them to my chin to hold them up. :ph34r:B)

they look like they would work tho for others..........more normally endowed :lol:

Tried to post photo......says it 455 size and it would do a auto fit.........didn't work. :(

oh well.

carry on

j


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I mention my latest brassiere challenge, and everyone scatters......

Well, duct tape will NOT keep my boobs up. I need a little portable shelf er sumfin'.... . . .bit o' scaffolding... . .

How about wires?.... . .Brackets?.... . .

Well, you could always have DH lend his support . . . holding them up from behind . . . that aught to get them talkin' . . . where are you going? . . . a church picnic??

Great news Bev - - YaY for YoU!!

Sombody asked . . . not sure who . . . but we are headed to Fripp Island, SC. Spending the night in Ashville along the way. We rent a house (just off the beach) with another family . . . old friends from Cincinnati. This is our seventh year. The first year, my daughter only wanted to play in the dunes (which is forbidden) and didn't like the ocean (too noisy). It's gotten better.

Take care sillies!!

psawyer Proficient
Well, you could always have DH lend his support . . . holding them up from behind . . . that aught to get them talkin' . . . where are you going? . . . a church picnic??

Oh, my, I am just not going to touch this, am I?

Ridgewalker Contributor

Did I ever tell you guys... I was late for my own wedding? Because- get this- I was in the bathroom taping these circle thingies on my boobs. It may actually have been duct tape.

My wedding planner was my mom's best friend, and she (best friend) kept saying, "Hurry up, hurry up!" Finally my mom took her aside and said, "LOOK... it's not like they're going to start without her!" Bless my mom. :wub:

elye Community Regular

Morning, all!

Wow.....no one on yet? What's everyone up to this am?

Judy! I wanna see yer pic, too....sounds beautiful!

Julie - - I took your advice, and pushed 'em way up, but wrapping them wasn't gonna work, so I put all of this duct tape just underneath said boobs, acting like a push-up kind of shelf. In fact, I had a look at those stick-on things at Sears yesterday, and it is the same principle.

Well.... . . .no. Made things look.... . .somewhat... . .strange.

This is an interesting problem.

:huh::lol: Well...... . To ME. Like diphthongs and schwas, the fascination may not be shared too extensively. :rolleyes:

I need a structural engineer to help me out, here.

Who would be able to solve this situation?

There are those guys over at Home Depot.......

Peeeeeeeeeee-tur! Oh, Peeeeee-tur!?

This came to me from DH: :lol::lol:

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns:

(Walter is the male version of Ann Landers)

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Distraught in North Carolina

Dear Distraught: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Emily.........OMG :o:lol: the boob issue.

hope you can 'get um hung to your satisfaction' :ph34r::lol:

I still can't get the photo up.

Was it Laura "HG" who re sized Pattie's? Maybe i could send to her?????????????? ;)

Love the Walter joke...........made me LOL for sure.

Men are from a different plant than us.............'sharp minded ladies'...........woops sorry Peter and Tom..........

Ok going to jump................ HA climb into the shower.......get the dirt off me bones and clothes before I 'sprout something' B)

Judy

elye Community Regular
hope you can 'get um hung to your satisfaction' :ph34r::lol:

Yep....like the great works of art they ain't...... :lol:

Was it Laura "HG" who re sized Pattie's? Maybe i could send to her?????????????? ;)

((((Gasp)))))..... . . . ...Laura was able to re-size someone's BOOBS?? Mygawd......I need her contact information............. . . .. .

Speaking of this, Patti has sent me the infamous BOOB pic, to see if I can load it as an av. Like you, Patti, it's not happening, and I have it modified to an email size....cannot remember the pixel #, but it should be working......

Gawd, a successful display of this av may warrant me my first warning....after all, it is very sexually alluring....four of the greatest boobs around....... :lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
((((Gasp)))))..... . . . ...Laura was able to re-size someone's BOOBS?? Mygawd......I need her contact information............. . . .. .

you ARE a nut case. Wish I had met you in Philly for sure. :lol:

Gawd, a successful display of this av may warrant me my first warning....after all, it is very sexually alluring....four of the greatest boobs around....... :lol::lol:

well maybe i'll send you my photo too and you can re size it and maybe you won't get a waring..........flower + boobs........= AN OK POST IN MY BOOK!

jUDY

elye Community Regular
well maybe i'll send you my photo too and you can re size it and maybe you won't get a waring..........flower + boobs........= AN OK POST IN MY BOOK!

jUDY

:lol::lol:

Could drape yer gorgeous flowers artistically over our boobs......

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd.... :o .....I am away from me computer for a while to take care of various mundane household things <_< , and I come back to Emily and Judy embroiled in a boob/flower pow-wow :unsure::D

Glad to see Judy getting sillier by the day! :lol:

Yeah Em--what is UP with those pictures????? I wasn't kidding when I said I couldn't get them to work. It's that Pentax camera :angry: I knew I shoulda brought the Sony, but Matt had a lot of pics on it so I thought this would be simpler to load onto the computer.....maybe it's the higher megapixel?

Ok, I don't get any more technical than that :P

Where in hell IS everyone?? Summer holiday, er, vacation, I guess.

Sillies!! Haul it back in here at once! That is an order! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Hi

Still can't get 2 posts to quote.....oye

Emily --Could drape yer gorgeous flowers artistically over our boobs...... :lol: GOOD ONE.

DON'T WORRY EXPLAINING........ :ph34r: ha HAVE IT WRITTEN SOMEWHERE

Gawd.... :o .....I am away from me computer for a while to take care of various mundane household things <_< , and I come back to Emily and Judy embroiled in a boob/flower pow-wow :unsure::D

Glad to see Judy getting sillier by the day! :lol:

Yeah Em--what is UP with those pictures????? I wasn't kidding when I said I couldn't get them to work. It's that Pentax camera :angry: I knew I shoulda brought the Sony, but Matt had a lot of pics on it so I thought this would be simpler to load onto the computer.....maybe it's the higher megapixel?

Ok, I don't get any more technical than that :P

Where in hell IS everyone?? Summer holiday, er, vacation, I guess.

Sillies!! Haul it back in here at once! That is an order! :D

OMG.......PATTI SAID------' maybe it's the higher megapixel?

what the hell........when did she become a Technical speaker??????????????? B)

but i think she's right about that.

carry on.

j

curlyfries Contributor
Morning, all!

Wow.....no one on yet? What's everyone up to this am?

TRYING TO POST!!!!!:exasperatedface:

It happened to me again :angry: I was up at 7 this morning, typing away, and when I was done, lost the forum, lost my post! Y'all are really missing my me best witticisms!

I went to the middle school on Tues. to pack up my stuff.....just a deskful.....and by the time I got back had a heinously sore neck and headache. I always wondered if the school was making me sick.......been under construction for over 2 years. I've heard that sometimes drywall compound has gluten in it. I'll be going back on Mon. when school starts to say good bye to everyone and do a *sick building* challenge. <_< I no longer will be at a year-round school, so will be going back to work Aug 8. ( no construction at this school ;) )

Besides being without income.........and now having 3 more weeks to scrape by than expected......this summer has been good to me. I lost 9 more pounds, for a total so far of 20......yes 20 pounds :D I have also gone off my blood pressure meds....( me doc doesn't know it yet :ph34r: , but who needs him?)......last reading it was 108/61!!! Lots more energy and feeling better until the Tues. fiasco.

((((Gasp)))))..... . . . ...Laura was able to re-size someone's BOOBS?? Mygawd......I need her contact information............. . . .. .

Is she the one in charge of the double D's I never got???

elye Community Regular
Sillies!! Haul it back in here at once! That is an order! :D

Oooohhhhh, watch it, Patti..........you're not the reigning monarch. I think perhaps warnings are given out, and yer little only-I-can-see-my-bar indicator suddenly jumps, when we take such a stand and are only the Great Unwashed........ :huh::lol:

It happened to me again :angry: I was up at 7 this morning, typing away, and when I was done, lost the forum, lost my post! Y'all are really missing my me best witticisms!

I'm sure someone has had their name coined into this situation (perhaps MOI :rolleyes: )....when you come on suddenly, complaining about how you've lost a huge, HILARIOUS post that there is no possible way you can duplicate, so everyone will have to tolerate your second-rate replacement post.....Think henceforth we are now calling it a LISA. :lol:

Lisa!! GREAT news about the weight loss and bp! Good for you! :):)

Is she the one in charge of the double D's I never got???

The very same. Laura, it would seem, has the breast market cornered........ . ..

jerseyangel Proficient
Oooohhhhh, watch it, Patti..........you're not the reigning monarch. I think perhaps warnings are given out, and yer little only-I-can-see-my-bar indicator suddenly jumps, when we take such a stand and are only the Great Unwashed........ :huh::lol:

I know--I may have just overstepped :unsure:

I was just so.....alone.....here..... :o .....could hear me voice echo and everything.

Sorry Nik--slinking back to me place....... B)

elye Community Regular

Okay, so how about forgoing the bra AND any stick-em up things?

Bra-less....... . ....

I just dunno.... . .kind of frightens me somewhat. We will be dancing in the evening.

Gawd. That does it. Gotta wear something.......

:o:lol:

psawyer Proficient
maybe it's the higher megapixel?

In all likelihood, yes. The forum software can automatically resize any photo to the max avatar size (150 pixels by 133 for landscape), but the maximum file size you can upload is 50Kb. The higher the resolution of the photo, the more bytes it takes. If it is a high resolution one, you would have to shrink it to no more than 50Kb before uploading.

You have my email. If you send it I will massage it for you and send it back. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
You have my email. If you send it I will massage it for you and send it back. :)

:lol:

elye Community Regular

HA!! Thanks, PeOter, but no need....THERE THEY ARE!! :lol::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Well now psillies!!...please excuse my tardiness :ph34r:

POeter does massages??? :blink:

....anywho....EM-uh-lea!! I may have the solution to your dress problem Open Original Shared Link

How does that work??? :unsure: ....I dunno

PADDEIGH!!!........STOP! this talk of mega pixels!!! :wacko:

OMG!!!LISA!!! .....ter..wen-tee pounds!!!!!!!! ......... <_< .......help ME!!!!!!!!!!! (jealous)

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