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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:lol::lol::lol:

PSILLY BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oh crap, I forgot again to ask POeter the name of the fine big ole ginger cat in his av???

He is beautimous :D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Oh crap, I forgot again to ask POeter the name of the fine big ole ginger cat in his av???

He is beautimous :D

That's Oliver. He's twelve years old, and measures 30 inches from nose to end of tail.

elye Community Regular
elye
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....anywho....EM-uh-lea!! I may have the solution to your dress problem Open Original Shared Link

Gah!! This fing looks brilliant! But alas, too late....need some contraption by tomorrow afternoon.....

Oliver is a beautiful cat, PeOter. I have a lovely big brown tabby, but he's nothing like yer fella. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You have my email. If you send it I will massage it for you and send it back. :)

Gawd :lol:

HA!! Thanks, PeOter, but no need....THERE THEY ARE!! :lol::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes::lol::rolleyes:

How you do dat?

Jeesh--if I knew the girls were being photographed separately, I'd have worn a different top B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have a lovely big brown tabby, but he's nothing like yer fella. :)

Why have we not seen a pic of this kitty? :huh: What is said kitty's name?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jeesh--if I knew the girls were being photographed separately, I'd have worn a different top B)

And stood on my tip toes :P

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tom Contributor
tom
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Hey all you Sillies!

I've got some catching up to do, so just a poop-in now.

Me brain hasn't been too well, but I did go have some fun :D w/ Nic&Nat & their former neighboUr lil Bryan yesterday. Wore me out, of course.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Patagaughmn!

Glad yer back :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, Ptaoughmghmn!

How old are these young charges Nic and Nat? Probably a super pair with whom to fraternise and cause trouble.... :);)

Why have we not seen a pic of this kitty? :huh: What is said kitty's name?

Must put a pic up of Bryce. We have Tess, as well, our li'l grey female who truly rules this roost - - big dogs, humans and all...... :D

I really do have an ark here. Two kids, two cats, two dogs..... .... .

Thank gawd, ONE husband. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Thank gawd, ONE husband. :lol:

But a good'un ;):D

Looking forward to Bryce and Tess pics!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Oliver !!!....a magnificent beast!!! :D

Yes indeed ...your Queen is a humungous lover of pheelines :D

No psilly left in me today :mellow: ....too tired......off to me bed -_-

I shall endevour to bring the silly tomorrow

Hi Phathaugmn!! :D

Night all ;)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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In all likelihood, yes. The forum software can automatically resize any photo to the max avatar size (150 pixels by 133 for landscape), but the maximum file size you can upload is 50Kb. The higher the resolution of the photo, the more bytes it takes. If it is a high resolution one, you would have to shrink it to no more than 50Kb before uploading.

You have my email. If you send it I will massage it for you and send it back. :)

The Hell i say Peter...........

If your going to do a massage..........I'll chose not to waste it on my avatar........how about I hobble over and you can massage me. :ph34r:

actually all this lingo lost on me. :lol:

I went to d/s site and pulled a copy/paste and it worked.

but thanks for the kind offer of a massage.......actually chiro just did one so guess i'll skip it for now ;)

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

wow flowers and boobs.......we done good.

someone did a great job........was it a different photo of E and P together or did someone photo shop out a whole person????

amazing.........

nice boobs ladies. :lol:

judy

tom Contributor
tom
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Hey, Ptaoughmghmn!

How old are these young charges Nic and Nat? Probably a super pair with whom to fraternise and cause trouble.... :);)

Nic&Nat are 12 & 9, and quite noticeably taller than when I saw 'em less than 3 mos ago.

Nicole's 5 feet tall!!!! :o

Natalie's in my av. :)

Wow Judy - picture perfect photo. Looks like a painting - in a good way ...like composition 'n' stuff. ;)

tom Contributor
tom
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Oh yeah :lol: the boobatar :lol: ... ..is this now a precedent? If Poeter & I meet, will you all expect . . .. .ummm .. .. groinal co-portraiture?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh yeah :lol: the boobatar :lol: ... ..is this now a precedent? If Poeter & I meet, will you all expect . . .. .ummm .. .. groinal co-portraiture?

I have visions of the two of you stopping at walmart, buying out the sock department, and using your stash to....enhance...your portraits.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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OMG!!!LISA!!! .....ter..wen-tee pounds!!!!!!!! ......... <_< .......help ME!!!!!!!!!!! (jealous)

Sure thing.........simply eliminate all dairy AND sugar.......you can have rice or pasta maybe twice a month.......pace the floors when you start craving ANYTHING sweet, until you feel like you are going to go stark raving mad...........scream at any and all chocolate/ ice cream/ candy/ dessert commercials...........(refrain from licking the television screen)...........then start pulling up carpet with reckless abandon!!!!!!!!! :wacko:( AFTER you have spent 4 days cleaning and scrubbing out sick doggie phluid onslaught)...........oh, and dance whenever you can with whomever is willing.........or doesn't put up a hard enough fight! :rolleyes:

Yup...........that should do it!!!!!!!! ;):lol::lol::lol:

Edit:.........also, NO breads, (OK, the occassional Van's waffle)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have visions of the two of you stopping at walmart, buying out the sock department, and using your stash to....enhance...your portraits.

:lol::lol:

Judy--That's an actual picture of Emily and me--Em had the idea of the boob-only pic, so Mark took the picture with that in mind (hee hee, like he usually does, but I digress :lol: ). I cropped it, but could not get it to upload onto the board as my av or even personal pic.

I emailed it to Emily, along with the other pictures from the Summit, and she was able to post it :)

Lisa--congrats on the 20 pounds!! That's quite an accomplishment and you were dead on when describing the sugar ravings ;)<_<:P

elye Community Regular
elye
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wow flowers and boobs.......we done good.

someone did a great job........was it a different photo of E and P together or did someone photo shop out a whole person????

amazing.........

nice boobs ladies. :lol:

judy

Mygawd.....if we were gonna photo shop some other boobs, I think we would have gone for Elle MacPherson or Cindy Crawford...... :rolleyes:

Oh yeah :lol: the boobatar :lol: ... ..is this now a precedent? If Poeter & I meet, will you all expect . . .. .ummm .. .. groinal co-portraiture?

:lol::lol::lol:

....With a wide-angle lens, I am certain...... . . .

Sure thing.........simply eliminate all dairy AND sugar.......you can have rice or pasta maybe twice a month.......pace the floors when you start craving ANYTHING sweet, until you feel like you are going to go stark raving mad...........scream at any and all chocolate/ ice cream/ candy/ dessert commercials...........(refrain from licking the television screen)...........then start pulling up carpet with reckless abandon!!!!!!!!! :wacko: ( AFTER you have spent 4 days cleaning and scrubbing out sick doggie phluid onslaught)

Oh dear gawwwd.......this sounds like a special kind of Hell... .. . .. .

...........oh, and dance whenever you can with whomever is willing.........or doesn't put up a hard enough fight! :rolleyes:

This is a common practice of mine, even when I'm not losing weight. I dance while waiting in any and ALL lineups (at the bank, groceries, motor vehicle bureau, doctor's office.....thank gawd my kids don't accompany me to these places - - they would run screaming). :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Oh yeah :lol: the boobatar :lol: ... ..is this now a precedent? If Poeter & I meet, will you all expect . . .. .ummm .. .. groinal co-portraiture?

Oh my gawd. :ph34r:

I've already abashed myself due to my choice of colloquialisms to describe altering a digital photo.

Among mainframe techies, to "massage" data means to manually manipulate it (as opposed to an existing automated process) to get it into the desired form. OMG, "manually manipulate" isn't any better when the topic is a picture of the sort we are discussing. What a boob I must be. :blink:

I should have said that I would alter the characteristics of the photo to reduce the total file size. B)

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
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Among mainframe techies, to "massage" data means to manually manipulate it (as opposed to an existing automated process) to get it into the desired form. OMG, "manually manipulate" isn't any better when the topic is a picture of the sort we are discussing. What a boob I must be. :blink:

Keep digging, Peter.......that hole is getting deeper and deeper..... :o

Would that be the infamous double D????????? ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I should have said that I would alter the characteristics of the photo to reduce the total file size. B)

Manual manipulation of a co-groinal piece? :o:lol:

PeOter, something's happened with your fine, upstanding mind since you've alighted in Sillyville...... :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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PeOter, something's happened with your fine, upstanding mind since you've alighted in Sillyville...... :lol:

You've all collectively gotten together to drag me mind into the gutter. There is no other explanation. :angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
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You've all collectively gotten together to drag me mind into the gutter. There is no other explanation. :angry:

Nope, no other. We all take FULL responsibility!!! :lol:B);)

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