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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy thats great you are going to take a class. I bet it will be fun and intellectual. Just got back from the grocery store...what a zoo!

HA don't really want intellectual........want to 'throw a pot' or do a neat pot with Indian twist. Just want my mind to 'float' and my creativity to spill out.......... :lol:

And how is it you expect us to believe you only had coffee? :thatMomlook:

Love the "Momlook" :angry: we need a icon for that LOL If i could have indulged in the mamoso I SHOULD would have ..........loved them in before the 'can't eat out years' of checking all ingred.. B)

Judy, what course are you going to take? Something fun and stimulating, or intellectual and mature? Hell, don't bother wif a course... . . just stay in Sillyville, where you get it all! <_<:lol:

Someone made contact with Ptaoughmghmn?? I must have missed that.......just Amanda's, or did someone else get a longer response? :huh:

I have been holding off emailing him as I assumed he would be getting bombarded with emails from inquiring well-wishers.....HOW IS HE DOING??

EM...so phunny,., "could stay in sillyville where i get it all" your right but the agrophobia is trying to grab me again......have to get out of the house and into the world. class will be fun and stimulating for sure.

as i said my emails to Tom got returned there for a few days so i stopped too. Sure wish he'd come back.

Think it was Susie Q who said she heard from him but that was all she said. Know Amanda got a text

I didn't email Pataughmn because the last couple of group emails I've replied to, his comes back undeliverable (full mailbox). I am really concerned about him ....

Judith--I think it's fantastic that you're considering taking a class. I'm so happy that you and Jim went today and had such a nice time :D

Amanda--it did get warm today. How are you doing? B)

Nik!!! Yer wedding picture is beautiful......regal even! :D

woops, patti just said the same thing......found the catalog and me glasses but not me brain I guess :blink:

Ah shucks thanks Patricia...... ;) yer can't wait for the class. I took classes 24 years ago there in a dark dank basement and this new pottery studio is spectacular........... :P

Amanda how was the dinner.

yep that's our REGAL Kiki :lol:

I did email Tom, basically he's feeling very unsilly :(:(

I told him that we all have been very worried and his presence is greatly missed and hoped he would at least pop in and say hello.

Hi JOO-DEE!!! A class sounds like good fun, stimulating for the noggin for sure :)

Ah our sweet Julie. how nice of you

for the noggin and the heart. ;)

Then John and I want to check on a house down the road.

Plus I just made my muffins. They are good :) More later

Glad the muffins were good.

Did you see a new house

well off to ck the catalogs.

have a fun nite me sillies

judy


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Evenin' sillies

Judy's taking a class? in ceramics? OMG - I once - ONCE - tried to throw pots on a wheel- - true debacle - I SERIOUSLY don't know how people do it...... :blink: takes a knack of some kind, which I don't have

Nicola!!!!!!!!!! there is a definite princess Diana quality to your dress! Was it designed by that duo (what's-their-names) that did her dress? oh, no doubt 'twas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um, did I ever tell you I was in London the week that Charles and Diana got married (July '81)? Quite the bacchanal........so much fun! (sorry to be repeating me stories)

OMG - had to tell you guys this......I am just getting around to reading today's paper at this early evening hour.......so yesterday, there was a robbery in Fresno.......some crazy guy was caught in a field in his boxers after - get this - entering a home and - rubbing one of the sleeping resident's (male) body with spices.......and then slapping a second male's face with a sausage....... :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what in hell? phunniest thing I"ve heard all day :lol: Just had to tell you guys......

I think I'll enlist him to be in our next parade! :P

Do you think he was just a starving, confused Celiac mental patient? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG - had to tell you guys this......I am just getting around to reading today's paper at this early evening hour.......so yesterday, there was a robbery in Fresno.......some crazy guy was caught in a field in his boxers after - get this - entering a home and - rubbing one of the sleeping resident's (male) body with spices.......and then slapping a second male's face with a sausage....... :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol::blink:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Evenin' sillies

Judy's taking a class? in ceramics? OMG - I once - ONCE - tried to throw pots on a wheel- - true debacle - I SERIOUSLY don't know how people do it...... :blink: takes a knack of some kind, which I don't have

Do you think he was just a starving, confused Celiac mental patient? :lol:

Well I'll let you know how the 'wheel' goes. Know it's not easy but it's on my 'bucket list' :lol:

lordy be......what's the world coming too.

wonder if he can use this as a defense at this trial :lol:

So good to see ya posting.

hugs

judy

Jestgar Rising Star

Did they happen to mention which spices? Were they appropriate for the sausage? Or was it more of a dessert rub?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
wonder if he can use this as a defense at this trial :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So glad you're knocking sumfin' off yer bucket list, Jude :)

Did they happen to mention which spices? Were they appropriate for the sausage? Or was it more of a dessert rub?

*snoooooort* :lol: :lol: gawd - dessert rub

Now THIS is really quite important, Jess, leave it to our pscientist to come up wif these questions.

I must call this reporter at the newspaper and find out exactly what went on.....what spices.....what kind of sausage.......was it nitrate-free, for example? Here's a quip:

"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house..."

so.......apparently SIZE does matter :lol: :lol: :lol: It did also say that the spices and sausage were obtained from teh victims' home, and that a dog ate the sausage after the perpetrator discarded it :lol:

Soup-szee finds this hilarious

Jestgar Rising Star
so.......apparently SIZE does matter :lol: :lol: :lol: It did also say that the spices and sausage were obtained from teh victims' home, and that a dog ate the sausage after the perpetrator discarded it :lol:

Gads you live in a dangerous place. Sooze, be certain to lock the pantry before you go to bed tonight


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house..."

so.......apparently SIZE does matter :lol: :lol: :lol: It did also say that the spices and sausage were obtained from teh victims' home, and that a dog ate the sausage after the perpetrator discarded it :lol:

Soup-szee finds this hilarious

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMeArseO . . . the dog ate the evidence!!! :lol::lol:

I took a couple of pottery classes . . . still got a couple of the best "pots" (still not that great, but the best I could do). It was a lot of fun. I should do that again.

jerseyangel Proficient
some crazy guy was caught in a field in his boxers after - get this - entering a home and - rubbing one of the sleeping resident's (male) body with spices.......and then slapping a second male's face with a sausage....... :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what in hell? phunniest thing I"ve heard all day

OMG--me too! :lol::lol::lol:

What in hell indeed :lol::blink: Slapping the man's face with a sausage--and spices....SPICES?? :huh: what is going on out there?????? :o:P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

yes Susie please do secure all spices and or flacid like meat products.....they can be used in un-lawful entries..... :D

Dinner was fun--- Jen is so much more relaxed with out all Becky's drama which is nice.

The houses were ok---a look inside will be a deciding factor.

Jen and I are going to Baltimore tomorrow. We need to take Becky to the airport to catch a flight to Denver. If Jen allows her to get there on her own we are worried she wont go and Jen's grandma will be out the money for the plane ticket. We are deciding to go to IKEA on the way home and Jen will stop at Whole Foods for me. Exciting!!!! I have not been to IKEA in 2 yrs and it has been over a yr for Whole Foods. So it sounds like a fun time for my last day of vacation, plus we are attending a Pampered Chef party tomorrow night at my SIL Natalies house. A very girlie day for sure! I cannot wait.

So now I am going to finsih my housework, Landen is sleeping in the next room, and I need a get a shower too.

Be back in a bit sillies!

Green12 Enthusiast
Just want my mind to 'float' and my creativity to spill out..........

Judy, I love this sentence :wub:

OMG - had to tell you guys this......I am just getting around to reading today's paper at this early evening hour.......so yesterday, there was a robbery in Fresno.......some crazy guy was caught in a field in his boxers after - get this - entering a home and - rubbing one of the sleeping resident's (male) body with spices.......and then slapping a second male's face with a sausage....... :blink:

This is hysterical!

I must call this reporter at the newspaper and find out exactly what went on.....what spices.....what kind of sausage.......was it nitrate-free, for example?

Here's a quip:

"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house..."

:lol::lol:

Um, I would think I would wake up before the rubbing of spices could begin, like the moment some intruder in my house laid a finger on me. Can you even imagine such a thing happening?!?!?

It's phunny but phreaky too!

Green12 Enthusiast
yes Susie please do secure all spices and or flacid like meat products.....they can be used in un-lawful entries..... :D

:lol: Amanda

Phorgot to say your muffins sound delish! So glad they turned out so yummy :)

elye Community Regular

OMG.....so many of us posting on this plethora of hilarious tidbits in your news story, Soooozie..... :lol::lol:

I think he probably used cumin.

:huh::huh::lol:

Susie! Could this bizarre gentleman be our eviscerated figure who found himself staggering through yer neighboUrhood about a year ago??? Did the article mention anything about the suspect holding his side while he was rubbing in the spices or while whacking the bloke's face with that sausage??

Yes.....He's staggering through some new CA communities............... . :rolleyes::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG.....so many of us posting on this plethora of hilarious tidbits in your news story, Soooozie..... :lol::lol:

Totally.

The funniest thing ever in our paper was the guy arrested for driving under the influence of chicken, and that pales next to the sausage whacker

in his boxer shorts

DingoGirl Enthusiast
What in hell indeed :lol::blink: Slapping the man's face with a sausage--and spices....SPICES?? :huh: what is going on out there?????? :o:P

:lol: :lol: what IS going on there????????? It was the home of some migrant farm workers......that's the only other thing we know.......the Weenie Spice Assaulter was found in a field, had left his wallet/ID in the house....

Um, I would think I would wake up before the rubbing of spices could begin, like the moment some intruder in my house laid a finger on me. Can you even imagine such a thing happening?!?!?

:lol: Well, it HAS happened to me a time or two, I just never told you guys....never really thought anything of it, actually, rather enjoyed it (the washing of the linens was rather heinous though) :lol: <cumin in the sheets - not good>

Susie! Could this bizarre gentleman be our eviscerated figure who found himself staggering through yer neighboUrhood about a year ago??? Did the article mention anything about the suspect holding his side while he was rubbing in the spices or while whacking the bloke's face with that sausage??

Yes.....He's staggering through some new CA communities............... . :rolleyes::lol:

:lol: great minds think alike.............'twas exACTly my thought :lol:

and how about the fact taht I have never and I mean NEVER seen the zombie man walking around here ever again? Yup, I'd know that face, those steely eyes, anywhere, shirtless or not......nope - not once have I seen him walking around......was only in his gaping-wounded delirium that he felt the need to shuffle through this 'hood, half nekked, barefoot, and with flimsy pajama bottoms.......

wait........no doubt in search of spices and sausage! :o:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house..."

Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

***snoooorrrrrt***

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

ohhhhh my gaaaaaaaaaaaawd

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

but wait -

:o :o

do you think he was intending to have them for dinner, with some f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fava beans and a nice chianti ? :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast
Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

:lol:

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:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
do you think he was intending to have them for dinner, with some f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fava beans and a nice chianti ? :unsure:

Souczie......If a guy asks you to *join him for dinner*,........make sure he's not wearing boxers :P

curlyfries Contributor
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Awesome!!!........a(n) LOL exclamation point!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

By far funniest thing in our paper was the man who broke into someones basement and got stuck in the window and had to yell for help....He was on his way out of the house and get this he stole the home owners fake leg.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Souczie......If a guy asks you to *join him for dinner*,........make sure he's not wearing boxers :P

Can he be wearing boxers underneath his trousers pants, or, no boxers, period? This means I'd have to ASK everyone if they were wearing boxers......you know......gosh......I"ll have to consider this now becuase there is always the chance I could end up covered in spices and whacked with a sausage at the end of every date :unsure: (one can hope :lol: )

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait - you probably just meant that I shouldn't go out with men who are wearing ONLY boxers. Oh, okay, good to know :lol:

By far funniest thing in our paper was the man who broke into someones basement and got stuck in the window and had to yell for help....He was on his way out of the house and get this he stole the home owners fake leg.....

:blink::lol:

elye Community Regular

Morning, All those Silliest!

Nik, I heard about some torrential flooding in Western England.....lots of property and homes devastated. You're just outside of London, correct? We can assume you're okay........ :unsure:

Souczie......If a guy asks you to *join him for dinner*,........make sure he's not wearing boxers :P

Hey! maybe this guy WAS a boxer... .. . ...using this poor migrant worker's face as a punching bag (with a sausage....have to think about that one.....an extension of his glove, p'raps?), using spices (as it is rumoured the heavyweights do) for mental alertness.......and of course, the Everlast shorts in place (did the article mention the brand?).......

Could it have been that very calm, level-headed (!) Mike Tyson? :huh: What evah became of that troll?

By far funniest thing in our paper was the man who broke into someones basement and got stuck in the window and had to yell for help....He was on his way out of the house and get this he stole the home owners fake leg.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:

Now THIS, fer me, is too much.... . . ......stole some poor bloke's prosthesis.......NOT phunny for the poor man, obviously. He must have spent the next few days walking in circles...... .. . .

:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
NOT phunny for the poor man, obviously. He must have spent the next few days walking in circles...... .. . .

:rolleyes:

Or hopping in circles....I should not say that, me and John's friend is sans 1 leg.....His daughter was my flower girl. We worked with him in the lab.

So I am chilling on the couch, once again not feeling too great. Landen is sitting in his walker watching Sesame Street. Thank goodness for On demand. I have a nice helping of kid shows.

Hopefully I feel better enough to head to Baltimore...

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