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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Actually, if you go onto my profile, you'll see the group Jack started last year - - "Where's Randall?" Sadly, we still do not know the answer to that question....... :(


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jerseyangel Proficient

Weak hee--

I was just watching CNN and Chuck Norris is going to be on Larry King tonight :P

Bev--I just checked the package and yes, there is lupine in them. Could be that--legumes don't like me.....plant proteins hate me :( I have no problem wif their shortbread cookies --those don't have the lupine.....stupid lupine :angry:

Phacebook :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Bev--I just checked the package and yes, there is lupine in them. I have no problem wif their shortbread cookies --those don't have the lupine.....stupid lupine :angry:

Sounds like you're eating werewolf extract :ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast
Oh Patti- POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!! It might be that they have lupine in them and lupine is a legume. I hope you feel better soon. :(

Darn Janet those legumes!

Actually, if you go onto my profile, you'll see the group Jack started last year - - "Where's Randall?" Sadly, we still do not know the answer to that question....... :(

I will check it out.

We should start a "Where's Richard?" group....or a "Where's Tom's Silly?" group.

I was just watching CNN and Chuck Norris is going to be on Larry King tonight :P

Phacebook :D

:lol: Patti

Sorry about the lupine in the crackers :( Hope you feel better really soon.

elye Community Regular
Sounds like you're eating werewolf extract :ph34r:

OMG.. . . . .... . ....... . .is Patti gonna grow facial hair and big sharp teef??

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Sillies--I'm sick :( I pheel like I'm gonna barf.....had D for the last couple hours. :( I think it was the new crackers I bought--the Schar. I had a couple this afternoon for the first time, and felt my mouth go really dry (a sign of intolerance for me). I started feeling odd a couple hours later.

I didn't see anything in the ingredients.....(greenguypukeface) :(:(:(

ah dang it...........patti can't eat anyting new :ph34r: you never seem to get soooooooooo sick this fast what ever it is..........HATES YOUR INTESTINES !

Oh Patti- POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!! It might be that they have lupine in them and lupine is a legume. I hope you feel better soon. :(

WHAT THE HELL IS A LUPINE??????

Patti- sorry to hear you arent feeling well, Jen and Landen, John and me have been like this on and off for days.....its terrible!

omg.......OUR sillies are falling like fall leaves............. this is not a good thing :ph34r: don't like sickness befalling me peeps.

Sounds like you're eating werewolf extract :ph34r:

:ph34r: Jess only you would think of this........... :lol:

OMG.. . . . .... . ....... . .is Patti gonna grow facial hair and big sharp teef??

:lol::blink::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG.. . . . .... . ....... . .is Patti gonna grow facial hair and big sharp teef??

gonna....? When was the last time you saw her?


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potato starch, rice flour, palm oil, buckwheat flour, modified corn starch, corn syrup, vegetable protein (lupine), sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate, potassium acid tartrate, yeast, rice starch, sugar, salt, diacetyl tartaric acid esters of mono- and diglycerides of edible fats, natural flavor

Patti.......looked at the crackers............could it be the buckwheat????

remember when i doubled over with the pinto bean flour when i was on vacation?

have to google lupine now...........oye.

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corn flour, sugar, vegetable oils (palm oil, coconut oil, canola oil), salt, mono- and diglycerides of edible fats, polyglycerol esters of fatty acids, eggs, potato starch, honey, modified corn starch, ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate, maltodextrin, salt, rice starch, artificial flavor

Patti.....what about the possible coconut oil...........know you can't have coconut and could being sick tonight be from that.......still haven't ck'd those lupines yet.......2 phones interupted me..... :ph34r:

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OMG.......Patti's eating wolfdogs........Jess--- your are certifiable. screw the spelling. i want my spell ck.

figure it out my sillies.

j

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh forgot!!!

WEEZEE'S clean teef!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless her!!......I want to kiss her and pet her and snuggle up together :wub:

:wub: she's ready

OMG - clean teeth :D and a freshly-squeezed anus bottom!!!!! (that would be Weezee, pholks)

But - evidently it was so traumatizing - she had to talk about it for a full hour after I picked her up - the whining, whimpering, groaning and harrumph-fing, pacing and actual drama queen carryings-on were quite something :lol: So - I drugged her ;) but - that only worked for about an hour......now she's talking about it again..... :unsure: such a big, big baby

Um.......might be losing my mind......did I already tell you guys about her psychotic barking when I dropped her off today? can't even remember.....

Well, Weezee is a barkless dog. seriously. I have always thought she was part Basenji as not only does she sometimes look EXACTLY like one with her furrowed brow and intense facial expression......but she almost never, ever barks. There is exactly ONE quiet yip to be let in - that's about it.

So - the minute they took her from me and walked her back, I heard the whining begin......and the full five minutes I was standing at the front desk, the incessant, panicked, psycho barking began....and did not stop...... :blink: So pitiful.

I did not tell her how her sister STOICALLY bore her lymphoma treatments....the vet techs would report to me how nobly she took her treatments, never making a sound - they'd shave her arm and put an IV drip in and, she'd just quietly take it all in with her big brown eyes.... MY PRECIOUS STINKER DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But The Weasel :lol: such a baby

Susie . . . no . . . it's not the job keeping me away . . . just a little "life" going on here. Actually, I'm still reading, just not posting. Some of these "life" things deflate me silly gland for a while.

:(:) mixed smileys......well, at least it sounds like you got some really good things worked out. :) Yes, life does deflate our silly, doesn't it? that's why we have to check in here........

Zeus wants a date. How bout it Weezer?

:wub: he's sooooooooooo cute! (don't tell Angus!)

I found a group called "What Would Chuck Norris DO?"

:lol: I think we should all join as many random and silly groups taht we can find......

Patti! :( are you any better now? heinous.........

Sounds like you're eating werewolf extract

that is exactly what I was thinking.......why is there lupine in crackers? does it tint them blue? :unsure:

WHAT THE HELL IS A LUPINE??????

:lol: Judy! it's the flower, you silly (also means wolf-like so psilly Jess confused you)

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OMG.......Patti's eating wolfdogs........Jess--- your are certifiable. screw the spelling. i want my spell ck.

figure it out my sillies.

j

:lol: :lol: You nutty lady!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol: Judy! it's the flower, you silly (also means wolf-like so psilly Jess confused you)

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:lol::lol: You nutty lady!

I know it's a flower ...........you ding bat..............

what the hell is it doing in a cracker...........they say it's a legume.........well is it the seed of the flower or the flour from the dang bean............

oye

life is tough enough as it is dag nab it............... :ph34r:

oh i joined space book or face book or what ever.............i'm tired

found friends there but wouldn't let me 'hook' up

diz not my nite me sillies.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hitting the bed..........maybe................. :lol: can't decide.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I know it's a flower ...........you ding bat..............

what the hell is it doing in a cracker...........they say it's a legume.........well is it the seed of the flower or the flour from the dang bean............

:lol: :lol: :lol: yer whole post cracked me up

Judy called me a ding bat :lol: :lol:

:wacko:

Hi Ryan! :)

'night, sillies

Green12 Enthusiast
But - evidently it was so traumatizing - she had to talk about it for a full hour after I picked her up - the whining, whimpering, groaning and harrumph-fing, pacing and actual drama queen carryings-on were quite something :lol: So - I drugged her ;) but - that only worked for about an hour......now she's talking about it again..... :unsure: such a big, big baby

But The Weasel :lol: such a baby

:lol:

My dog would do the same thing after every grooming, every vet visit, going on and on to anyone who would listen...anyone that came to the door, the neighbors.....

I'm SO SORRY Weezee you had such a rough day!! :wub:

:lol: I think we should all join as many random and silly groups taht we can find......

That's my Silly plan, I'm already on it :lol:

I am now a proud member of the find Randall task force :D

(Emily, you might want to warn Jack that his group possibly could have a dramatic increase in membership :lol: )

I know it's a flower ...........you ding bat..............

what the hell is it doing in a cracker...........they say it's a legume.........well is it the seed of the flower or the flour from the dang bean............

oye

life is tough enough as it is dag nab it............... :ph34r:

oh i joined space book or face book or what ever.............i'm tired

found friends there but wouldn't let me 'hook' up

diz not my nite me sillies.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hitting the bed..........maybe................. :lol: can't decide.

Judy, you are so phunny!

:lol: :lol: :lol: yer whole post cracked me up

Judy called me a ding bat :lol: :lol:

I know, the whole exchange between you and Judy cracked me up!! :lol::lol:

Night everyone!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

It's 2:00 "In the wee small hrs of the morning"..........la la la la

I'm singing along "All by myself" LA la la la..........keeping myself company

HELLO..............ANYBODY HERE? :blink:

Knock Knock anybody home??????? :ph34r::(

No one wants to come out to play???????????

I took a shower!

I don't smell bad!

Ah heck........................ :ph34r:

Party poopers :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GADS!!!!

Patti is now a werewolf?!?!?! :o

I took a shower!

I don't smell bad!

We''ll have to take your word for that now won't we Judy ;)

I'd just got up when you posted - all the others asleep methinks

COWBOY WHISPERER

*******************

Cowboy: "That your dog?"

Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake

once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and

keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep, he lie!"

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I took a shower!

I don't smell bad!

OMG Jen texted me this same statement at 10:30 last night......we all got ESP or something???

Morning Sillies-

So now I have 4 friends on my facebook and another fun thing to check on before I start my actual job in the morning. I am such a dedicated employee :)

My stomach is still turning a bit today. I felt better for 3 days and now ugh again. I know I am not with child at the moment so that is out of the question!

Off to do some work, I actually have a deadline to meet today....even scarier....

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Sillies!

Poor little Weezie...... .. . . adorable, and a little pathetic. :lol:

This behavior is much like my big, brawny Gus's conduct when he goes to the vet or groomer. It is very humorous, as his big body is trembling slightly, his ears are down, he whines like a little baby. Elsie stands beside him, dainty and shy, but quiet, calm, chest high, ready to meet whatever befalls her..... . . ...she is a brave one, that girl. Gus is embarrassing, I think especially to her. :rolleyes: What on earth is going through her mind as she waits to be handed over to the technicians, listening to Gus's frightened, plaintive crying?

"Unbelievable. You are one big BABY, ridden with pathos. Stop humiliating me! Stop this, now! Take it like a dog!"

:lol:

oh i joined space book or face book or what ever.............i'm tired

found friends there but wouldn't let me 'hook' up

diz not my nite me sillies.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hitting the bed..........maybe................. :lol: can't decide.

Judy, you were hilarious last night! The wee hours do something to you....... :lol:

Spacebook :lol::lol:

Gotcha as me friend, now.

I am now a proud member of the find Randall task force :D

(Emily, you might want to warn Jack that his group possibly could have a dramatic increase in membership :lol: )

:lol::lol: I'll have to tell him. Wouldn't it be INCREDIBLE if Randall turned up after all this time due to a rejuvenation of his group??

It's 2:00 "In the wee small hrs of the morning"..........la la la la

I'm singing along "All by myself" LA la la la..........keeping myself company

HELLO..............ANYBODY HERE? :blink:

Knock Knock anybody home??????? :ph34r::(

No one wants to come out to play???????????

I took a shower!

I don't smell bad!

Ah heck........................ :ph34r:

Party poopers :(

:lol::lol:

Judy, you need to stay up really late more often and keep us entertained......

Indian: "Sheep, he lie!"

Gah!! Nikerler :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

:huh: (as she wipes the sleep out of her eyes)

Between facebook and tickle..........me is losn' some sleep here

carry on....wanted this to be a 'get something done day'

better get a move on

love ya all

j

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' Sillies B)

I pheel like I was eaten by a werewolf and s*!t off a cliff! :angry: This was the second time I got this reaction from legumes--it seems to get worse every time, so not going near it again (not even wif a 10 foot pole ;) )

It's September 11th--can't believe it's been 7 years.

Jestgar Rising Star
Mornin' Sillies B)

I pheel like I was eaten by a werewolf and s*!t off a cliff! :angry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nice phrasing

nikki-uk Enthusiast
....wanted this to be a 'get something done day'

Everyday I can only hope...... :lol:

I pheel like I was eaten by a werewolf and s*!t off a cliff! :angry: This was the second time I got this reaction from legumes--it seems to get worse every time, so not going near it again (not even wif a 10 foot pole ;) )

BAH!!

Poor Paddeigh :(

It's September 11th--can't believe it's been 7 years.

Oh!! ...I know *sigh*

Lots of coverage here.......still can't believe it happened :( <shaking head>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
It's September 11th--can't believe it's been 7 years.

I know me either...I am trying not to watch it or read it even while at work since it is so emotionable. I can remember exactly what I was doing that day. Somethings you will never forget. When I have kids it will be one of those things you can teach them and be like look this was what we were doing that day....just like when people talk about Martin Luther King or JFK.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep, he lie!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What on earth is going through her mind as she waits to be handed over to the technicians, listening to Gus's frightened, plaintive crying?

"Unbelievable. You are one big BABY, ridden with pathos. Stop humiliating me! Stop this, now! Take it like a dog!"

:lol: :lol: Gahhhhhhhhhh............that is exactly what she is thinking, I am sure of it!!!!!

I pheel like I was eaten by a werewolf and s*!t off a cliff! :angry: This was the second time I got this reaction from legumes--it seems to get worse every time, so not going near it again (not even wif a 10 foot pole ;) )

Patti! :lol: a guffaw at yer phrasing mixed with outrage over your lupine glutening! :angry:

I know me either...I am trying not to watch it or read it even while at work since it is so emotionable. I can remember exactly what I was doing that day. Somethings you will never forget. When I have kids it will be one of those things you can teach them and be like look this was what we were doing that day....just like when people talk about Martin Luther King or JFK.....

:( was awakened by a phone call at 7 a.m. from Lauren......thought she was being an alarmist........

No, we will never forget. I lost 5 pounds from it due to grief and worry, and I didn't even know anyone remotely connected to it.

But on a lighter note, you should see how happy and energetic The Weasel is today. :lol:

elye Community Regular

OMG......To feel as though one's been sh!t off a cliff............This is tremendous, Patti. It's been filed away into my cool mental archives..... .. . .. :lol::lol:

I can remember exactly what I was doing that day. Somethings you will never forget. When I have kids it will be one of those things you can teach them and be like look this was what we were doing that day..... . . .

Horrific and mind-numbing in its horror.. . . ..almost like my mind went into shock right afterward, to deal with the reality of it and its implications. I have since found it to be quite therapeutic to remember what I was doing when I heard.. . . .. . ..perhaps because I can at least believe that in my little corner of the world, I still had some control...... . . . :(

So, what were we all doing when we heard?

I was at the gym, lying on a bench with 20 pound free weights, doing chest presses. I happened to glance up and over my head to where one of the wall TVs is mounted, and saw the headline and film footage of the smouldering north tower. A small group of people had gathered around the TV. I dropped my weights and scrambled up. It was 8:55 am.

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