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oh dear gaaaaaaaaaaawd Richard....between this and the Phhhhhhabio photo, you are killing me!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ninja gardening....hmmm....lots of digging in hardpan clay, and my back is killing me...maybe I DO need Fabio but he looks too much like a sissy man to do the digging - might get a scratch or ruin his manicure :lol:

Well, you didn't mention you were looking for help in the garden I wouldn't have sent Fabio or Gary (he's the male Glenn Close) Steven hasn't seen his toes in a while so he's not much help either....

Maybe this guy could help. He looks like a hard worker.

http://www.humormeonline.com/images/photol...ctionworker.webp

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All these "gardener" pictures are killing me!! :lol::lol::lol:

It's a good thing I'm the only one home, I don't think my fam would take "nothing" as the answer to what's so funny ;)

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:lol: ewwwww he's wearing "panties"... :lol:

You'd prefer the...alternative? :huh:

(he's not a plumber! :blink: Nobody said anything about a plumber!)

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DingoGirl
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oh dear gaaaaaaaawd - - Steven Segal - ew - - and please Richard tell us what happened to Busey's teeth??? :blink: that guy in the thong....he's already been working back there but the other guys you sent beat him up......

Melannen - - cute picture!

Carla - we'll be expecting new metal-toothed, straightened-hair photos soon.....

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Carla - we'll be expecting new metal-toothed, straightened-hair photos soon.....

The straightened hair photos are from before I got my braces. :D

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oh dear gaaaaaaaawd - - Steven Segal - ew - - and please Richard tell us what happened to Busey's teeth??? :blink: that guy in the thong....he's already been working back there but the other guys you sent beat him up......

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Gary's teeth...it's his head that is all wrong...I think it is caving in from all the baking powder he snorted...

I figured they would beat up Fabio first... :rolleyes:

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I'm hoping they would scare off the attack geese. D*mned things, I've got feathers everywhere!

Richard, are you referring to the auxigro protective geese :blink::lol:

Beverly- love the picture of you and your sweet dog :)

Karen I love your kitty picture too, hysterical. Bad hair day for sure!

Melannen, so good to see your smiling face :)

Yes Carla, we must see the braces. How long do you have to have them on for?

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TriticusToxicum Explorer
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Richard, are you referring to the auxigro protective geese :blink::lol:

Are the the ones with tatoos and eye patches to match their surly attitudes? If so, thems the ones (I know what it means to be "goosed" thank you very much <_< )

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Yes Carla, we must see the braces. How long do you have to have them on for?

They say about two years ... but if I'm good with my rubber bands, it can shorten the time to about 18 months. I think I'm going to be pretty obsessive about wearing my rubber bands!! The system my ortho uses is www.damonbraces.com. He won't use the white ones because the brackets fail, so I have the stainless steel ones.

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They say about two years ... but if I'm good with my rubber bands, it can shorten the time to about 18 months. I think I'm going to be pretty obsessive about wearing my rubber bands!! The system my ortho uses is www.damonbraces.com. He won't use the white ones because the brackets fail, so I have the stainless steel ones.

At first glance I thought that link said "demon braces" :lol::lol:

That shouldn't be too bad, hopefully it will go fast for you. When I was younger I had to have braces, twice, my teeth kept shifting, the little devils. Not fun, but I got through it.

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:lol: oh dear gawwdd

http://www.members.aol.com/writerjoll/plumberscrack.webp :ph34r:

True story...2 summers agoI reshingled my roof on what turned out to be the hottest week of the year. I burn easily, so I didn't take my shirt off (sorry ladies). I worked ffrom sun-up to sun-down for like 4 straight days (alone :( ) at the end of the first day when I was taking a shower the water hit my...er..."lower" back and I just about jumped thru the ceiling. I had burned my upper "ars" because my shirt rode up and my jeans went south...talk about uncomfortable... :blink:

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:lol: My true story... was going to fly to see all my old buddies and wanted to look good... so tanned ALOT... and wore my usual bathing suit (similar to what that constuction worker was wearing) :ph34r: but wanted to do the... ha ha look I am so much tanner then you... so used oil and was out on the island... fell asleep tummy down.... I couldn't even hardly sit on the plane... and when I got there had to wear sun dresses and nothing else...ohhh and I did get a ha ha but it was on me.... :lol:

My cousin (a flabby 250lb. male) heard somewhere (in the 1980's) that you could use mayonaise to tan, so he slathered himself in Miracle Whip and sizzled all afternoon and smelled like garbage for about 3 days!

CarlaB Enthusiast
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At first glance I thought that link said "demon braces" :lol::lol:

That shouldn't be too bad, hopefully it will go fast for you. When I was younger I had to have braces, twice, my teeth kept shifting, the little devils. Not fun, but I got through it.

Right now I think they are demon braces ... I can't eat anything! I'm supposed to eat protein and veggies, so I guess I'll be living on scrambled eggs and avocodoes! What's that going to do to my digestive system??!!

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My cousin (a flabby 250lb. male) heard somewhere (in the 1980's) that you could use mayonaise to tan, so he slathered himself in Miracle Whip and sizzled all afternoon and smelled like garbage for about 3 days!

Ewwww!! That reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer slathers himself w/butter and goes tanning :P

Right now I think they are demon braces ... I can't eat anything! I'm supposed to eat protein and veggies, so I guess I'll be living on scrambled eggs and avocodoes! What's that going to do to my digestive system??!!

Do they just hurt? Or are you being a good girl and following the rules? I was so bad when I had mine, I think I broke every rule in the book...3 times :rolleyes::D

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Do they just hurt? Or are you being a good girl and following the rules? I was so bad when I had mine, I think I broke every rule in the book...3 times :rolleyes::D

They hurt :(

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Ewwww!! That reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer slathers himself w/butter and goes tanning :P

One of the funniest things I've ever seen--Kramer's head on a roast turkey, waiving his wing to Neuman--classic :D

Guest melannen
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They hurt :(

:(

I hope they start feeling better soon! Mine were always really sore for about 3 days after I had them adjusted

One of the funniest things I've ever seen--Kramer's head on a roast turkey, waiving his wing to Neuman--classic :D

Yes!!! I think that was my favorite episode! Either that one or the one about the "mansier" (or however you spell it :P)

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:(

I hope they start feeling better soon! Mine were always really sore for about 3 days after I had them adjusted

Yes!!! I think that was my favorite episode! Either that one or the one about the "mansier" (or however you spell it :P)

My favorites..."Festivus, for the rest of us..."

and..."Serenity NOW!!"

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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So sorry they hurt Carla :( . I guess you could cook the heck out of the veggies and then puree them, kind of like baby food, brace food.

My favorites..."Festivus, for the rest of us..."

and..."Serenity NOW!!"

All of Kramer's "big ideas" cracked me up. The one with the stronger shower head :lol: or the man bra :lol: Or was that George's dad that came up with that one??

Guest melannen
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My favorites..."Festivus, for the rest of us..."

and..."Serenity NOW!!"

hahahaha I forgot about those! Maybe I don't really have a favorite episode, they're all good!!

SERENITY NOW!! :lol:

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen--Kramer's head on a roast turkey, waiving his wing to Neuman--classic :D

my favorite - Kenny Rogers' Roasters, right under Kramer's apt.....and the sign blowing out at the end, Kramer in the bed with his chicken, and his plaintive cry: "...Kenny? Kenny....." :lol::lol:

Yes!!! I think that was my favorite episode! Either that one or the one about the "mansier" (or however you spell it :P)

the manzier - invented by Mr. Costanza, I think.....is that the one where they're playing pool with their pants off (a la The Maestro), and Estelle Costanza walks in? :lol: maybe a different one......

Guest melannen
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my favorite - Kenny Rogers' Roasters, right under Kramer's apt.....and the sign blowing out at the end, Kramer in the bed with his chicken, and his plaintive cry: "...Kenny? Kenny....." :lol::lol:

the manzier - invented by Mr. Costanza, I think.....is that the one where they're playing pool with their pants off (a la The Maestro), and Estelle Costanza walks in? :lol: maybe a different one......

the manzier (or the bro) appears in the episode about the doorman. Mrs. Costanza walks in on Kramer helping Mr. Costanza try it on :lol:

"I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!"

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my favorite - Kenny Rogers' Roasters, right under Kramer's apt.....and the sign blowing out at the end, Kramer in the bed with his chicken, and his plaintive cry: "...Kenny? Kenny....." :lol::lol:

Doesn't he get a tan, artificial tan, from the light? Or something like that? Kramer is my favorite character.

No soup for you!!

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"I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!"

Yes! :lol::lol:

Who can forget George running from the bathroom to the phone, with his pants around his ankles, falling face first on the floor--and Jerry walks in and says "and you want to be my new latex salesman!"

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the manzier (or the bro)

The bro :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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